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M12 “Christmas Tree of Might Part 2”
0:07 Goku: It's OK, Gohan. You're safe.
0:10 Goku: Now go to sleep; and in the morning, Santa will have brought all of your presents.
0:15 Goku: And by presents, I mean books.
0:18 Gohan: D... dang it... uhh...
0:21 Turles: Savor this moment, Kakarrot. It will be the last one you ever have with your son!
0:26 Goku: (Gasp)... He knows my Saiyan name!
0:29 Goku: So you... must be Vegeta!
0:31 Turles: Wait, you think I'm--
0:32 Goku: Silly Vegeta! It's not Halloween, it's Christmas!
0:36 Goku: Take that costume off.
0:38 Turles: I'm not Vegeta. I'm just another Saiyan who escaped the destruction of our planet.
0:44 Goku: Ohhhhh...
0:45 Goku: 'Man, that means he's like... an evil *me*! Only he doesn't have a goatee.'
0:51 Goku: 'I'm gonna imagine one!'
0:53
[KLING]
0:54 Goku: Ssso evil!
0:56 Turles: Hurrrgh...!
0:57
[Dramatic sting]
0:59 Goku: Now it's just down to you and me!
1:01 Turles: Yes. Me and you.
1:04 Turles: Oh, and my five Misfit Minions.
1:05 Goku: But, what about my friends?
1:07 Slay: We all had eggnog and Christmas fudge!
1:10 Goku: Really?!
1:10 Reese: Nope! Wasted them like figgy pudding.
1:12 Goku: YOU NEVER WASTE FIGGY PUDDING!
1:14 Jinga: UGH!
1:14 Reese: UGH!
1:15 Beru: UGH!
1:15 S.N.O.W.: Droid.
1:16 Slay: UGH!
1:18 Goku: ...Did I just smash the Krampus?
1:20 Turles: This has gone on long enough!
1:23 Turles: You don't even understand why I'm here, do you?
1:25 Goku: All I heard was: "Look at me! I hate Christmas, because I'm a big jerk!"
1:30 Turles: And who *wouldn't* be a big jerk after the injustices I suffered?!
1:34 Turles: On Planet Vegeta, we heard all about all the other planets that Santa would visit.
1:39 Turles: We'd heard of the joy he brought children, of the presents, of the *merriment*... THAT I WAS *DENIED*!
1:45 Turles: Planet Vegeta never *got* Christmas.
1:47 Turles: No, all we got was Freeza Day!
1:49 Goku: Well, what d'ya get for Freeza Day?
1:51 Turles: He blew our PLANET UP!
1:53 Goku: That's sad...
1:54 Goku: But I still can't let you steal the joy from Earth!
1:56
[DING]
1:57 Turles: Hold that thought; tree's done.
1:59 Goku: What?
2:00 Turles: See, these fruit hold all the joy from Earth.
2:03 Turles: When I eat it, I will gain Earth's joy!
2:06 Goku: Why are you so evil?!
2:09 Turles: Deal with it.
2:10 Narrator: Turles ate of the fruit, and so they say, his power level grew three sizes that day.
2:17 Goku: 'That's not good...!'
2:18
[Goku groans as Turles pummels him]
2:24 Turles: Now, denounce your faith!
2:27 Goku: N... no!
2:28 Turles: Denounce your faith in Santa Claus!
2:30 Goku: NEVER!
2:31 Turles: Well, then... Bah Humbug.
2:35
[Goku screams as Turles fires ki attacks at him]
2:38
[HISS]
2:40 Turles: Well, now that that's over, time to plan a bitchin' New Year's party!
2:44 Goku: Ugh... ahh... uhh...
2:47 Goku: 'Nooo... Christmas... can't be ruined...!'
2:51 Goku: Must... summon up... energy...!
2:55 Santa: Goku... it is I, the anointed saint.
2:59 Santa: The spreader of love and peace.
3:02 Goku: 'Oh, wow! It's...!'
3:04 Santa: Yes, it is I... Santa.
3:07 Goku: (Gasp)
3:08 Santa: You must defeat him, Goku; you are the only one who can.
3:13 Goku: 'But, he's got all of Earth's joy. He's too powerful.'
3:18 Santa: No, Goku. The joy... is within your heart.
3:23 Goku: (Inhales)... you're right!
3:26 Santa: Now kick his ass to the North Pole and back!
3:29 Goku: Yes...Santa!
3:31
[Scouter beeps repeatedly]
3:32 Turles: What the hell? What is this sudden burst of joy?!
3:34 Goku: This is Christmas, melon farmer!
3:37
[Goku hurls Spirit Bomb; Turles screams, Spirit Bomb saves the day]
3:42 Turles: NO... SO... MUCH... JOY!
3:47
[And he screams some more...]
3:52
[Sounds of explosions]
3:59
[♫ "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!" ♫]
4:02 Man: Look! It's snowing!
4:04 Woman: But... it's yellow...!
4:06 Woman: ♫ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♫
4:09 Woman: ♫ But the fire is so delightful ♫
4:13 Woman: ♫ And since we've no place to go ♫
4:17 Woman: ♫ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♫
4:20 Goku: 'It's too bad that Turles was such a Scrooge; we would have happily shared our Christmas with him.'
4:25 Santa: You know... the sad part is, I always tried to visit Planet Vegeta.
4:30 Santa: Problem was - they kept trying to shoot down my sleigh.
4:34 Goku: 'Bummer.'
4:35 Santa: Now, I'm off to deliver my presents.
4:38 Santa: But thank you... for saving Christmas!
4:41 Goku: Anytime, Santa. Bye~!
4:43 Santa: Ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Hoooo, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, hooo...!
4:52 Goku: 'Wait a second... if that guy wasn't Vegeta... ...where is Vegeta?'
5:02 Vegeta: This is so non-canon, it hurts.
5:05 Ghost Nappa: Vegeta~ ...Tonight, you will be haunted by three ghoooosts!
5:12
[DING]
5:13 Ghost Nappa: And they're all me.
5:13
[DING DING]
5:14 Ghost of Nappa Past: Hi!
5:14 Ghost of Nappa Present: Hi!
5:14 Ghost of Nappa Future: Hi!
5:16 Vegeta: God damn it, I hate Christmas.
5:18
[♫ "A Holly Jolly Christmas" ♫]