Whew! Alright, how was that?

That was perfect, Krillin. Uh, don't worry about your check; we'll send it to your next-of-kin.

...What?

That last attack drained all of his energy. We gotta help him!

You're right, Gohan. It's time to get in there and throw down!

Really, Krillin?

Ha ha! F**k no!

(Gurgling underwater)

(Coughing)

Now what do you have to say for yourself, monkey?

(Coughs)

Ah! Ooh! Gah! Guh! Oh! Sunofa--!

You know what? This is totally bogus.

I'm going to do my best to ignore that you just used the word "bogus".

King Kai hasn't taught us *crap* since we got here.

And what's worse - Piccolo didn't even have to train with us. He just sat and meditated all the time.

You're just jealous.

No I'm no--!

Okay a little.

RECOOOOOOMMEE...

Hey, do you guys hear that?

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEE!

Hello!

Yargh!

I've got his left leg!

I've got his right!

I've got his middle!

Hey. What's up?

Ssso, are you guys--?

We'reunderattack!

Whoa, a little quick to the trigger there, ace.

Sorry, I kind of lost my head there after I... lost my head.

Hey, I was just inside, takin' a crap. I'm old, it takes me a while. I come out, and there's a tree in my living room. What's up?

We were just standing around and talking about your awesome traIning, and then these guys showed up.

Look like a bunch of queers.

Chiaotzu! We don't even know them. You shouldn't make such rash judgements abou--

♪ TOKUSENTAI! ♪

...well, we shouldn't think less of them for it.

G'day, mates! How ya goin'?

We're here to take control of your planet in the name of Lord Freeza! Sorry about that.

Ha, ha ha! Ah yeah, good luck with that.

Alright guys, show 'em who's boss.

That'd be you.

Yep, all you man!

You're the boss!

WHAT?!

What? Recoome has to fight *this*? He doesn't even come up to Recoome's knee caps!

Prolly can't even 'andle a gut full o' piss!

I'll bet you can't even run a mile!

YOU'RE BLUE!

Yeah, all of you can just go straight to Hell.

Oh yeah? And who's gonna make Recoome?

Meeez! We have visitoooors!

Prepare ze camps!

Well, that takes care of that. Hm, that reminds me - wonder how Goku's doing.

That's about right.

No... I... can't lose.

I have to beat you.

You're evil, and you have to be stopped.

Oh, come now. If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then let God strike me down where I stand!

Ha! Nice try, jackass. Next time, give it your A-game! Anyway, back to f--

...What are you doing?

'Have to use the Spirit Bomb. It's my only chance!'

Seriously, what... what is this all about? A-are you trying to tell me you once caught a fish that big?

I'm just... stretchin'.

In the middle of a fight...

Yes.

'I have only one chance... but this planet barely has enough energy left as it is...'

'Wait! I'll just draw from the surrounding planets!'

What's going on? He's just standing there with his hands up.

'Wait a second...'

HE'S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!

The Spirit-what's-it-now?

'Aw, no...'

Would you stop screami--?

THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FREEZA!

SHUT UP!

Too scared!

Dammit!

What is that fool yammering on about?

He's talking about... ghosts.

"Ghosts".

Yeah, you know... spirits... ghosts...

What do ghosts have to do with this?

Everything.

That's stupid! You're stupid! STOP BEING STUPID!

Ooor... maybe I'm just being rhetorical.

*No*! No, you're *not*! God, it's like you just use words you hear randomly to try and sound smarter.

Huh! Well, now you're just acting transcendent.

HRRR!

AAAAGH!

Oh no! If Goku can't focus on the Spirit Bomb, he doesn't stand a chance!

I think the issue is *less* about him focusing, and more about *staying alive*.

I don't get it though, where's the ba-- a-a-aaaa-HOLY BALLS!

Wow! Is that... the Spirit Bomb?

It's massive!

OH, MY GOD! THAT THING'S GIGANTIC! IT'S GONNA KILL FREEZA FOR SU--!

SHUT UP!

AH A-HA!

HEEEYA!

AH!

There you are again! Throwing your hands up in the air like you just don't care.

CARE, DAMMIT!

AAAAGH!

Dammit, this is bad...!

Dad!

(Breathing hard)

I believe I'm done.

As entertaining a punching bag you make, I find there is no more enjoyment to be found here.

Wait! We could always play a game of 20 Questions.

Alright, then. First question: Are you about to die?

No.

Uh-uh-uh. *No lying.*

Damn!

Say goodbye, monkey--

aahauhh! Wh-what... what is that glare?

That's not a sun. I-It's not a moon and it's certainly not a space station-- What is that? What... is... that-- WHAT IS THAT?!

Are we still playing 20 Questions?

You were planning on using that on me, weren't you?!

Yeah...

I don't know where you got that much power from, but it doesn't really matter now, does it?

Errh!

IYAGH!

Aw, nuts...!

Looks like that whole "Super Saiyan" thing didn't pan out after all.

IYUHH!

When you see Vegeta, tell him I said, "Like a bitch."

What the-- FUUUUUUUUUU...?!

Piccolo? What are you doing here-?

No talk time. Plan now!

Well, I still got the Spirit Bomb, but I need both arms to charge it.

You'll have to distract him while I gather energy.

Well, that's not so ba--

For five minutes. And, considering how bad he was kicking my butt... eh, I'm sure you can handle it.

Did... you just hold a grudge??

AND I JUST KEEP GETTING REMINDED OF MY FAILURES!

You mean your failure at killing me, or just in general?

EURGGH!

(Various grunts of pain)

♪ 'Mahna dada, do do do-do do' ♪

'...'

♪ 'Mahna Mahna, do do-do do' ♪

'...'

♪ 'Mahna Mahna, do do de-de-de' ♪

Ah, no, no, no, no... ah-- oh God, my glubok!

♪ 'De-de-de, de-de-de, de-do-do' ♪

♪ 'I'ma chargin’ my attack...' ♪

ARGH-YEGH!

You know, I think I have an insta-fix for this situation.

I'm going to blow you and this whole miserable planet to *nothing*!

ISN'T THAT FUN?!

(Unhinged laughter)

G...Goku, just throw the damn thing!

Can't. Not done yet.

What? How?!

It's only been 4 minutes and 58--

Done!

Wha? Oh... somehow I *completely* forgot about that.

OMNOMNOM!

Oh my God!

(Grunting in vain)

'If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake... it's that I'm dying.'

TIAAAAAAHHHHHH...!!

(Coughing)

Krillin! You're okay!

I think I swallowed a trout!

So... Gohan... think he's dead?

Krillin, right now I'm more worried about my Dad.

Who do you think I was talking about?

(Gasp)... Krillin, look!

(Grunt)... 'Alright, come on, you heavy bastard...! No, no one actually help me, that would a little too much...!'

(Gasps for air, then breathes regularly)

They're both alive!

Nnneat!

Grandpa... I don't want any more baths today... I'm clean now...

Dad!

Hey, Gohan!

(Joyful, relieved laughter)

You know, I gotta admit - after what happened with Vegeta, I was pretty sure the Spirit Bomb was gonna be a dud.

But we showed him what for.

Yeah. You could say he suffered a bad case of... Freezer burn.

(Laughing)

(Horrified gasp)

By the way...not dead. KthxDIE!

BLEUGH-CK!

Fffffff**k... you...

No... *no*... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Whoa, for a moment there I thought that was gonna be me.

Oh ho ho... you're next.

Wait, what did I do to you?!

Remember my TAIL?!

Can't you take a joke?

WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WAH! WA--!

Called it.