“Episode 39”

Episode 39 · 0:00

0:14
Krillin: AAAGH...!
0:14
Piccolo: AARGH...!
0:15
Vegeta: ERRGH...!
0:19
Android 17: Hmph...
0:24
Krillin: ...So does this mean they're on our side--?
0:25
Trunks: YAAAAAAAAH!!
0:27
Krillin: AAAAGH!!
0:54
Krillin: Well, that settles that. You're *definitely* Vegeta's kid.
0:59
Vegeta: So, you done throwing a hissy fit?
1:01
Trunks: At least I did something instead of just standing there, staring at them!
1:05
Krillin: We do do that a lot!
1:08
Trunks: What? They're still alive?!
1:10
Trunks: But that was my strongest blast...
1:12
Vegeta: So you just *assumed* they were destroyed, then?
1:14
Krillin: We do that a lot, too!
1:16
Vegeta: Besides, what exactly changed from you in the future and now?
1:20
Trunks: More than I thought; less than you'd think.
1:23
Android 17: Man, Mystery Kid up there sure is cranky. I think someone needs a nap.
1:27
Android 18: Whatever.
1:29
Android 18: Let's just pop this bad boy open.
1:31
[BEEP]
1:32
Pod: Initializing update 1 of 1432--
1:36
Android 18: Yeah, screw that.
1:51
Android 17: Man, you are a tall bastard.
1:53
Android 17: So, fire-crotch, what's your name?
1:55
Android 16: I am designated as Android 16.
1:58
Android 17: What are the odds?
2:00
Android 18: The old man did always have a one-track mind.
2:02
Android 18: What's your deal?
2:03
Android 16: I am programmed with the sole purpose of murdering Son Goku.
2:07
Android 18: See? This is what I'm talking about.
2:09
Android 17: I'm glad I killed him.
2:11
Android 16: You killed Son Goku?
2:12
Android 17: No; Doctor Gero.
2:14
Android 16: Oh.
2:15
Android 16: ...May we go and murder Son Goku?
2:18
Android 17: Well, ain't got nothin' better to do.
2:20
Android 18: So, if the name of the game is, "Kill Son Goku"...
2:22
Android 17: Let's play.
2:28
Android 17: Hey, we should grab us a car.
2:30
Android 18: The hell do we need a car?
2:32
Android 17: Because I want one.
2:34
Vegeta: Are... Are they flying away?!
2:36
Vegeta: *Get back here*! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF *BEING IGNORED*!
2:41
Tien: I *wish* we could ignore you.
2:42
Vegeta: RARRGH!
2:43
Trunks: No, Dad, stop!
2:45
Vegeta: Are we *really* doing this again?
2:47
Trunks: I wish you'd understand. There's no way we can fight them without Goku!
2:51
Vegeta: And I wish YOU'D understand who you're talking to!
2:54
Vegeta: *I am Vegeta*!
2:56
Vegeta: Why would I ever need that gibbering fool's help?!
2:59
Trunks: Because you're not as *strong* as--!
3:01
Trunks: (Wheeze)
3:08
Krillin: You pushed the Goku button.
3:10
Krillin: You shouldn't'a did that.
3:12
Goku: (Screaming endlessly)
3:15
Yamcha: Uh, Chi-Chi? You might wanna come in here!
3:18
Chi-Chi: Sorry, hun, cooking up a storm in here!
3:21
Yamcha: This is looking kinda bad!
3:23
Yamcha: He's screaming up a lot of blood.
3:25
Chi-Chi: I'll make sure there's plenty of iron and protein in the meal!
3:28
Yamcha: And I can't really remember the last time he inhaled.
3:31
Yamcha: And while that's sort of impressive, I don't think it's healthy.
3:34
Yamcha: Goku doesn't have a ton of brain cells to work with as it is.
3:37
Chi-Chi: Look, to be honest, it's just nice to have him in the house for a change.
3:41
Goku: (Stops screaming)
3:42
Goku: (Deep inhalation)
3:44
Yamcha: Oh good, he took a br--
3:44
Goku: (Screaming endlessly)
3:52
Android 17: Alright, here's my idea: First car that comes our way? We... appropriate it.
3:57
Android 18: Ugh, and all the way out here in the boonies.
3:59
Android 18: It's probably gonna be a semi.
4:01
Android 17: (Gasp) Oh, I hope it's a truck!
4:03
Android 17: What do you think, Sixteen?
4:04
Android 16: Will it assist us in murdering Son Goku?
4:07
Android 17: I dunno, I guess you could hit him pretty hard with it.
4:09
Android 16: Then I, too, hope it is a truck.
4:12
Vegeta: Well, well, well...
4:13
Vegeta: If it isn't Faggoty Andy and On-The-Raggedy Ann.
4:18
Android 18: ...I'm going to break his arm.
4:19
Android 17: Kinda proving his point, ain't ya, sis?
4:21
Android 18: Shut up, Ann.
4:22
Vegeta: So, which of you children wants to tangle with the Saiyan elite?
4:27
Android 17: Neh, I dunno. How 'bout you, Sixteen?
4:30
Android 16: No. He is not Goku.
4:32
Android 17: Man, we need to get you a hobby.
4:34
Android 16: Acquiring hobby.
4:38
Android 16: Hmm...
4:39
Android 17: Well then, Eighteen, guess he's all yours. I'm on car watching duty.
4:43
Android 18: Oh, thanks. Make me fight the troll doll.
4:46
Vegeta: So ladies first, then?
4:48
Vegeta: Well, just to warn you - I'm not afraid to hit a woman.
4:52
Android 18: That's fine. Neither am I.
5:00
[Birds chirping]
5:02
Android 16: Aww...
5:04
Android 17: Hey, so, was Vegeta always blonde, or...
5:07
Android 16: The birds flew away.
5:09
Android 17: Oh yeah?
5:10
Android 16: I *liked* the birds.
5:12
Android 17: Good for you, man.
5:13
Vegeta: Raagh!
5:16
Vegeta: Ha! First blood.
5:17
Vegeta: You may as well give up now, an--
5:20
Vegeta: God damn it, I was kidding!
5:27
[Thump, thump!]
5:27
Clem: Huh?
5:28
Mitch: What is it, Clem?
5:30
Clem: Well, you ain't gonna believe this...
5:32
Clem: A couple a' Europeans are fightin' on top of the truck!
5:35
Mitch: Huh. That IS weird.
5:37
Mitch: ...You know what also's weird?
5:39
Mitch: (Laughter)
5:39
Clem: Aw, dammit Mitch, put that away!
5:43
Trunks: 'I can't believe he's taking them on alone!'
5:46
Trunks: 'He has no idea the kind of destructive force they pack!'
5:50
Trunks: 'The Androids are humanity's greatest threat!'
5:53
Driver 1: AAAAH--!
5:55
Android 18: (Laughter)
5:56
Vegeta: Raargh!
5:57
Driver 2: AAAAH--!
5:59
Driver 3: Aaaah--!
6:00
Vegeta: I will kill as many people as I have to as long as you are one of them!
6:05
Android 17: Oh hey, Eighteen, you're back!
6:07
Android 17: No cars yet.
6:08
Android 18: You know there *is* a freeway over there, right?
6:11
Android 17: Oh I know. This is just funner.
6:13
Vegeta: So Android, are you done running?
6:16
Android 18: I dunno. Is your mouth?
6:18
Vegeta: Well aren't you f*cking clever.
6:19
Vegeta: But wait! I have a retort.
6:23
[Truck horn]
6:24
Android 17: Aw *yeah*! A tru--!
6:32
Android 17: ...Aw... *dick*...!
6:35
Android 18: Be honest... is this just a short guy thing?
6:38
Vegeta: You talk a lot of shit for a washing machine.
6:40
Vegeta: And no, I'm not just saying that 'cause you're an Android.
6:42
Vegeta: I'm saying it because you're a wom--
6:44
Vegeta: BAGH! HARGH!
6:46
Vegeta: Tcchh...!
6:47
Vegeta: Hrrrrrrr...!
6:49
Vegeta: You know what? Just for that... *I'm not gonna take it easy on you any m*--
6:53
Vegeta: *AAGH*!
6:56
Android 17: Hm.
6:59
Trunks: Father, are you in there?!
7:00
Vegeta: Did anyone get the number of that *bitch*...?
7:04
Android 18: Eighteen.
7:05
Vegeta: Thank you...
7:06
Krillin: You okay in there, Vegeta?
7:08
Vegeta: Eat a dick!
7:09
Krillin: Oh okay, he's fine.
7:11
Android 17: Oh hey, Vegeta's little pals showed up.
7:13
Android 17: How 'bout it, Sixteen? Wanna go knock some heads?
7:16
Android 16: No.
7:16
Android 17: Whatever, man.
7:18
Trunks: Father! Oh, thank God you're still alive.
7:20
Trunks: We have to get out of here now!
7:22
Vegeta: Are you kidding me? I have her right where I want her!
7:25
Trunks: Do you... live in your own little world??
7:28
Vegeta: Yes. But unfortunately, I have to share it with all of you.
7:31
Android 17: Actually, Vegeta, you don't have to share at all.
7:34
Android 17: You two seem like you're having fun, so I'd hate to have to interrupt, but if any of you decide to jump in and help MC Widow's Peak over there, I will personally introduce you to the ground.
7:45
Android 17: And trust me, your relationship will be intimate.
7:49
Piccolo: Yeah, not exactly in a rush to help out Vegeta.
7:52
Piccolo: I mean, maybe if it were Goku...
7:54
Android 16: Did he say Goku?
7:55
Android 17: Calm down Sixteen, he's not here.
7:58
Android 16: But I heard him mention Goku!
8:00
Android 17: Just focus on your birds, buddy.
8:02
Android 16: Acquiring birds.
8:03
Android 17: He likes birds now.
8:04
Vegeta: Can we stop talking about Kakarot for just a MINUTE?!
8:08
Vegeta: I mean, for God's sakes, he's never even around!
8:10
Piccolo: Sad thing is, he's not exactly wrong.
8:13
Vegeta: Now if you'd like to continue this fight, I can finally get around to disassembling you!
8:18
Vegeta: You smug c**t.
8:20
[Shocked silence (save for Vegeta's SSJ aura)]
8:24
Android 18: (Sigh)
8:25
Android 18: ...Yup.
8:32
Vegeta: Let's see how you handle THIS!
8:43
Vegeta: Does that ruffle you, Android?
8:45
Android 18: Well, you've managed to destroy my favorite, slash, only jacket, and ruin my leggings.
8:49
Android 18: So, yeah. "Ruffled's" a good word.
8:52
Vegeta: Well, that was only a taste of my power.
8:54
Vegeta: Now experience, my SUPER SAIYAN WRA--!
8:58
Vegeta: Gahyehg! D'ah! D'urgh! Aghk! AAAAAAAGH--!
9:03
Vegeta: (Gurgling)
9:06
Android 18: How quickly bravado goes out the window when you're flat on your ass.
9:08
Vegeta: Hurrgh, urgh...
9:09
Android 18: That's pretty sad.
9:11
Vegeta: Harrgh!
9:12
Vegeta: Sad for YOOOOUUU--!!
9:14
Echo #1: YOOOOUUU...!!
9:15
Echo #2: YOOOOUUU...!!
9:16
Echo #3: YOOOOUUU...!!
9:17
Vegeta: (Squealing)
9:19
[(Cracking)]
9:34
Yamcha: ...49, 50, 51, 52, 5--
9:39
Goku: (Stops screaming)
9:40
Yamcha: Damn, so close to a new record!
9:41
Chi-Chi: How's he doing in there?
9:43
Yamcha: He's doin' fine--
9:43
Goku: (Screaming endlessly)
9:44
Yamcha: HE'S DOIN' FINE!
9:47
Yamcha: ...4, 5, 6...