When a goddamn Super Saiyan asks you for a Senzu Bean, bald man, you say "how many"?

Aah, that's better.

Count yourselves lucky to be in the presence of a shining golden God such as myself.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to go kill the OTHER Android.

You peons may stay here and erect a statue in my honor.

Soooo...

Vegeta's a Super Saiyan.

Yeah, whatever. Did you catch the name of his attack, though?

I know, right? "Big Bang Attack"?

'Uh, I dunno, this coming from Mr. "Special Beam Cannon".'

'Hey, why don't you try coming up with a better name for an attack?'

'How about...'

'"Devil Drill Beam"?'

'What about "Spiral Death Beam"?'

'"Doom-Laser"!'

'"Rail Beam"!'

'"Nail Gun"?'

...Shit, that's good.

'So just because he's a machine, I can't feel his energy?'

'That doesn't make any sense!'

'Energy sensing's bullshit.'

Hey, why you hidin'?! You scared 'cause I blew up your friend?!

I'd call it your sexbot, but as you're currently demonstrating...

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS!

'Yes! He's desperate to find me...'

'I just have to wait him out.'

Ah man, sure do feel winded after blowing up your robosexual life partner!

Sure would suck if you jumped me and took my energy!

Oh no! Some dust in my eyes! This is the worst!

GET THE F*CK OUT HERE!

Hey, Vegeta! We finally caught up and--

OH GOD, NO!

And now your energy is mine!

But that's exactly what I was planning on.

I knew you couldn't resist jumping out to suckle on my Super Saiyan teat!

And now you're mine, all mine, you old le--

...Hey! Get back here, I wasn't done!

This tactical shit's getting really old!

Now you get out here, and fight me blindly like a man!

Or a... mandroid.

'Yes, you may be a Super Saiyan, Vegeta, but you're still just an arrogant little brat, aren't you?'

Olly olly oxen bitch!

'Well, while you continue to prattle on...'

'I shall make my escape an--'

'...Oh, they followed me! No matter, I'll just head the other way an--'

'...Okay, fine, I'll just maneuver back where I came fro--'

'WHY THE HELL IS HE EVEN HERE?!'

'Then again...'

'At my age, I could use more greens in my diet...'

'Alright, what about "Regicide Blaster"?'

'"Doomsday Crush"!'

'"Anarchy Barrage"!'

'"Taco Tuesday"!'

'"Hellzone Grenade"!'

'Ehhh...'

Screw you, I'm keeping that one.

(Muffled yelling)

Hello there!

'I'm gonna leave you two alone for now...'

NAAAAIL!

Shhhhhh...!

Oh, don't struggle...

Just lie back and think of...

*Namek*.

Ugh! 'Damn it! I have to contact Gohan!'

Gohan...! Do you hear me?!

'Oh God, this feels amazing...! First thing I'm gonna do when I get home, is: * Step in front of a full length mirror * Strip down * Turn Super Saiyan and--'

Ugh-hugh GohanGohan*Gohan*!

♫ 'Cat loves food yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, cat loves--' ♫

Uhhh...

You heard... *nothing*.

Damn it! Gohan, this old man's got me from behind, you have to--

Ohh my~...!

*Seriously*, how do people keep getting on this line?!

(Muffled screaming)

Mu-ha-ha-ha!

Aa-ha-ha-ha-haa-ha--

HA-UGH! D'ungh!

NO! My head cylinder!

G-Gohan... how did you...?

You two were hanging in the middle of the air! How could I NOT see you?

Don't you... sass me...

Well, look who finally installed a pair!

Well, uh... this is a little awkward...

Maybe... we could have a little dialogue and work this out--

Nno.

Okay.

Then, how about I fight the bald one first?

Anytime, old man.

No! That one!

Ehhh, I'ma opt out.

How about this one?

Oh, please. As if you're in any condition to fight me.

Krillin, Senzu Bean.

Senzu Bean?

Senzu Bean.

Senzu Bean!

Call me the can opener, 'cause I'm about to bust open your metal ass!

Yeah, how about you just leave the one-liners to me? Besides, the old man is mine, Namekian.

I just figured you wouldn't wanna sully your "Super Saiyan hands" on such a weak opponent.

Y'know, the funny thing is, I know you're playing me... but you're right.

He's all yours.

Ah yes, pit me against your little green man. I've already consumed enough energy from him to match him twice--

D'OOAUGH-AACK!

Pfft, hah!

Oh my God! Chiaotzu's dead!

...And he really let himself go... and he's an Android.

That's not Chiaotzu.

(Gasp) Ohh, crap baskets.

There's a long list of bad ideas, and this one is at the top. You know that, right?

I absolutely refuse to sit around and not be part of the action anymore!

Do you know I never even saw Freeza?! Not once?!

I'm pretty sure no one ever complained about not meeting Hitler!

I mean, some people do, but they're weird...

This isn't up for debate!

You do know your kid is in the plane, right?!

Oh, he doesn't know what's going on.

Yeah, I don't think that's the point!

Also, he keeps trying to feed off me.

Don't worry, he'll give it up when he realizes it's a dry well.

Yeah, 'bout that... have you ever seen what an all-Senzu-Bean diet does to a man?

What?!

Korin likes it.

Okay, first... WHAT?!

Second... THE F*CK?!

You know, I did spend 3 years training with Goku.

Oh, so what? Are you a Super Saiyan now, too?!

Well... more of a "Super Namekian", I guess.

Wait, I thought you were a demon.

Nope; slug-man.

Wow... that's... significantly more mundane.

Ugh, I know! By the way, what's that brain case made out of?

Oh, well, it's a polycarbonate thermoplastic laminated--

DM'AAAARGH!

...Anyone else feel like we over trained for this?

Tell me about it--

No! Shut up!

MR. PICCOLOOOOoo--!

Oh, nevermind...

You know, I never understood why you'd even bother installing pain receptors.

Kinda comes off as an intentional design flaw if you ask me.

Don't you criticize my methods like you understand the neural system!

Pain is imperative to recognize when you are in peril, to give the human mind CON--

TEEEEXXXXXT!!

So, contextually speaking...

How f*cked are you?

You lime-colored son of a BITCH!

It's going to take me at least... TWO HOURS to program a new hand!

No, wait... I'm right handed!

THREE HOURS!!

You miserable reprobates! What have I ever done to you?!

Pretty sure you vaporized half a city.

I meant recently!

That was an hour ago.

Semantics!

I'm sorry I'm late. The Time Machine's a little imprecise in terms of hours and--

What the *hell* is that thing?!

Trunks?! What are you doing here?!

Hah! That's a girl's name!

Wait, isn't that the name of your kid?

What? Are you trying to imply that this wannabe Super Saiyan from the future is my soooooooooo....

Well, guess that cat's outta' the bag. But seriously, what is that?!

That's the Android.

No it's not.

Yes it is!

No! It's not!

Yes, I am!

You stay out of this!

Wait, so you're saying that *that's* not the Android that kills us?

No, I don't even--

But you *said* two Androids, right?

And we've been fighting two.

Yes I said two, but that's not one of them!

Why didn't you tell us what they look like, then?!

I only ever met the two!

Well look at that, SO DID WE!

Hey guys!

And now the woman's here!

Bulma, *no*!

DID SHE BRING *ME*?!

'And there's my door!' >:D

'"Wind Scar"!'

'"Spirit Gun"!'

'"Bankai"!'

'"Rasengan"!'

'"Gum Gum Pistol".'

'...That sounds dirty.'