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DODGE!I AM THE HYPEI Need an AdultThe Muffin ButtonNailThe Pecking OrderAll These Squares Make a Circle
All these squares make a circle... Ep 40 Pecking Order Ep 6 I AM THE HYPE Ep 44 Princess Trunks. BROLY Bitch, I'm Adorable! Ep 60 - Epilogue Why is dodging a subroutine?! Ep 36 All hail Princess Trunks! BROLY Muffin Button Ep 15 FUCK POWER LEVELS FUCK SUPER SAYAINS AND FUCK YOU Ep 48 ....wrestling's fake Ep 20 I need an adult. Ep 49 Now it's beer. Yay, beer! Ep 1 I did it myyyyyy waaaayyy Ep 60 - Part 3 WHY AREN'T THE GINYU'S RESPONDING?! / Oh they're dead. / WHY ARE THEY DEAD?! Ep 24 I AM an adult Ep 49 Son of a emerald whore. Ep 54 Is that me?! Is that me stronger than me?! I'LL FUCKING KILL ME!!! Ep 43 I'm proud of you, Gohan. Bye, son. Ep 60 - Part 2 All According To Cake Ep 60 - Part 1 EAT. THAT. HORSE. Ep 45 (Sigh) God dammit, Nappa. Ep 5 Push ups, sit ups, and plenty of juice Ep 36 Goddammit, Nappa. Ep 8 Hail Satan! Ep 56 I'm Goku. I'm Insane. From Earth. Ep 27 I've been meaning to ask... History of Trunks Ha ! Nice try Jackass , next time give it your A- game ! Ep 29 It means God now bow Ep 46 Oh God! Natural Light! Ep 22 Oh they're dead. Ep 24 WHY ARE THEY DEAD?! Ep 24 YOU CAN WIN! YOU FEEL GREAT! YOU! CAN! DO! THIS! Ep 25 Bitch you look like Goku Christmas Tree of Might Part 1 I am finally stronger than you! Neat! FUCK YOU! Ep 48 Now you're one of us. Ep 60 - Part 2 Its a pun! Ep 4 I have many things. The Return of Cooler I'm going to drown you. I'm going to drown you like a sack of dumb puppies. Ep 28 'Plant your feet. Grit your teeth! And EAT! THAT! HORSE!' Ep 60 - Part 3 Oh my god Chiaotzu is dead / And hes let himself go / And hes qnd android / ...that's not chiaotzu Ep 37 horse eaten Ep 60 - Part 3 Oh good. I'll stop by there on my way home. Pick up some space eggs, some space milk and BLOW IT THE FUCK UP! I'm sorry. I'm usually a bit more composed. I'm just a bit absolutely livid. Ep 25 Quick! Zarbon, grab my balls! Ep 17 You ruined it! You ruined it, and I'm leaving! Ep 49 Nappa what the hell are you doing? Ep 14 My hot... BUG... wife! Ep 58 You are either perfect or not me. Ep 52 Maximum Over Saiyan, actually. Ep 44 The Legendary Super Saiyan. Ep 27 P is for 'Priceless', the look upon your faces Ep 60 - Part 2 VEGETA YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!! Ep 60 - Part 3 Kame: You do know that technique is forbidden Piccolo. / Piccolo: YOUR FACE IS FORBIDDEN / Nail: Sadly, that was the best one up here. / Kills me every time. Ep 31 NOTICE MEEEEEE! Ep 45 Oh, don't mind me. By all means give me some ideas. Ep 24 Vegeta: Oh, my heart is pure. Pure, unadulterated badass. / Tien: Yeah, more like pure unadulterated bullshit. / Vegeta: I heard that, triclops! / Tien: Is that okay? / Vegeta: As a matter of fact, go fuck yourself. Ep 36 Thwarting my Plans Ep 24 Ki ko ho. Ep 8 I specifically asked you not to call me that. Ep 59 THEY CAN SEE THE FUTURE!! Ep 35 Goddamn it. Ep 10 Part 2 I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!! Ep 26 GOHAN SMASH EFFEMINATE ALIEN! GOHAN STRONGEST THERE IS! Ep 25 my f*kin name is in it Ep 58 ...WHAT CHANNEL?? Ep 53 You've peaked. Ep 28 Cell: 'Hold on, now I see a light!' / 16: 'WALK TOWARDS IT!' Ep 47 Bitch don't tell me what to do. Ep 40 A KAME AND A HAME AND A SEND-HIM-HOME-TO-MOMMY! The World's Strongest You're not dealing with the average saiyan warrior anymore Ep 25 power levels are bullshit Ep 26 T is for the Terror, upon you I'll bestow Ep 51 fastest in the universe Ep 19 I have many things. / A best friend who's a turtle. / An island. / Chlamydia. / This... Is not one of 'em. The Return of Cooler An island. Ep 49 Hey, look Vegeta! I'm you! Paragon 'til death! Ep 49 He punched me in the dick... Super Android 13 Piccolo: YOU CAN ALL KISS THE GREENEST PART OF MY ASS!!! / Tien: There are greener parts of his ass? Ep 40 ... / I'm sorry, that's a new one. Ep 27 Trunks: He fused with Kami Ep 44 Like the clorfors / Dirty money grubbing clorfors / Tried to clorf me out of all my money / Blew those little bastards up is what I did Ep 24 Kill it like the rest Ep 16 You feel good. You feel great. You. Can. Do. This. / Or / You're not meditating. You're sleeping, I know the difference. Ep 30 Part 3 He means Saiyan Ep 27 Apparently he can teleport. Gotta look into that later. Ep 49 16: 'WALK TOWARDS IT!' Ep 47 I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the light bulb in the darkness! I am the bacon in the fridge for all the living things that cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! I am the terror that flaps in the night! Ep 30 Part 1 HOW DID YOU GET SO STRONG! / I trained all day yesterday. Ep 50 Wanna see me drink this guy?! Ep 43 I saw a bird. It was pretty. Kick its ass Ep 5 Crap baskets. Ep 37 Thwarting your plans? Ep 24 I Miss Zarbon Ep 28 Pretty one. Stupid one. One with weird powers Revenge of Cooler YOU DON'T KNOW THE PATIENCE I HAVE! History of Trunks * I've got a lovely bunch of Dragon Balls, do-do-do-do-do ; Here they are, all sitting in a bunch, doo-doo-doo ; One star, two star ; All as big as my head! Give them a toss ; A planet across; That's how Vegeta wins, bu-bye! * Ep 17 No. No you are not. Ep 49 Vegeta: Sorry, but...I DON'T LISTEN TO BASTARDS. Ep 38 WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THOSE! Ep 22 Im going to break you! Ep 30 Part 1 E is for Eccentric, just listen to my song Ep 51 I HAVE TO PEE Ep 24 Piccolo: YOU CAN ALL KISS THE GREENEST PART OF MY ASS!!! Ep 40 Naaaaaiiiiiiillll. I saw a bird. / Kick its ass. Ep 60 - Part 2 Nananananananana Dende Ep 21 At first you had my curiosity, but now you have my erection. Ep 60 - Part 1 Every party needs a pooper, / that's why they invited you. / Party pooper. Party Pooper. Ep 20 Because they're cute and cuddly. Ep 28 Hold on a sec what the hell am I sensing? / Is that the namkian? / Is that me? / Is that me stronger than me? / I will fuckin kill me Ep 43 Master Roshi: Gonna need a Senzu for that one. Ep 46 Kai-o what? Ep 28 KILL HIM Ep 30 Part 2 HELLZONE GRENADE Ep 46 ...You know what, YES! Ep 51 Alright maggots listen up, popo's about to teach you the pecking order. / It goes you...the dirt...the worms inside of the dirt, popo's stool, kami, then popo...any questions? Ep 4 You have been ignoring your king! BROLY