E40 Episode 36
Episodes
E1 Episode 1 
E2 Episode 2 
E3 Episode 3 
E4 Episode 4 
E5 Episode 5 
E6 Episode 6 
E7 Episode 7 
E8 Episode 8 
E9 Episode 9 
E10 Episode 10 Part 1 
E11 Episode 10 Part 2 
E12 Episode 10 Part 3 
E13 Episode 11 
E14 Episode 12 
E15 Episode 13 
E16 Episode 14 
E17 Episode 15 
E18 Episode 16 
E19 Episode 17 
E20 Episode 18 
E21 Episode 19 
E22 Episode 20 
E23 Episode 21 
E24 Episode 22 
E25 Episode 23 
E26 Episode 24 
E27 Episode 25 
E28 Episode 26 
E29 Episode 27 
E30 Episode 28 
E31 Episode 29 
E32 Episode 30 Part 1 
E33 Episode 30 Part 2 
E34 Episode 30 Part 3 
E35 Episode 31 
E36 Episode 32 
E37 Episode 33 
E38 Episode 34 
E39 Episode 35 E40 Episode 36 
E41 Episode 37 
E42 Episode 38 
E43 Episode 39 
E44 Episode 40 
E45 Episode 41 
E46 Episode 42 
E47 Episode 43 
E48 Episode 44 
E49 DragonBall Z Abridged SPECIAL: Celloween: A FLIGHT OUT OF CELL 
E50 Episode 45 
E51 Episode 46 
E52 History of Trunks 
E53 Episode 47 
E54 Episode 48 
E55 Episode 49 
E56 Episode 50 
E57 Episode 51 
E58 Episode 52 
E59 Episode 53 
E60 Episode 54 
E61 Episode 55 
E62 Episode 56 
E63 Episode 57 
E64 Episode 58 
E65 Episode 59 
E66 Episode 60 - Part 1 
E67 Episode 60 - Part 2 
E68 Episode 60 - Part 3 
E69 Episode 60 - Epilogue Movies & specials
M1 Dead Zone 
M2 The World's Strongest 
M3 Christmas Tree of Might Part 1 
M4 Christmas Tree of Might Part 2 
M5 Lord Slug 
M6 DragonBall Z Abridged SPECIAL: Bardock: Father of Goku 
M7 DragonBall Z Abridged SPECIAL: Episode of Bardock 
M8 Revenge of Cooler 
M9 The Return of Cooler 
M10 Super Android 13 
M11 Plan to Eradicate Christmas 
M12 BROLY Kai Abridged
K1 Episode 1 
K2 Episode 2 
K3 Episode 2.9 (April Fools 2019) 
K4 Episode 3 
K5 Episode 3.5 Buu Bits
B1 First Day of School 
B2 Talk of the Town 
B3 Backstory Buddies 
B4 Why Didn't You Dodge 
B5 Long Distance Call 
B6 What's Her Name Again 
B7 Vegeta's Sacrifice (+ALTERNATE VERSION) 
B8 Turtle Turtle Wave 
B9 This Is Her Fight 
B10 Mortified 
B11 Dial M For Vegeta P.1 
B12 Dial M For Vegeta P.2 
B13 The Good, The Bad, And The Godly 
B14 Dying On A Leash 
B15 Keep Your Eyes On The Buu 
B16 A Win is a Win 
B17 Super Saiyan 3 
B18 And That's How The Demon King Crumbles 
B19 He Is A Jealous God 
B20 He's From A Different Time 
B21 Purple Hair and Pronouns 
B22 Best Buuddies 
B23 Who Ya Gonna Call? 
B24 Adulting 
B25 Left Buuhind 
B26 At Least It's Not Vegerot 
B27 Just Kidding 
B28 It Works in the Movies 
B29 The World Champ! Pt.1 
B30 The World Champ! Pt.2 
B31 A Super Reunion 
B32 All Uub'd Up and Ready To Go! 
B33 DELETED SCENE: We love you Sharpner! 
B34 Like Father Like Son! 
B35 God is Single 
B36 DELETED SCENE: Mine 
B37 DELETED SCENE: Daddy Shark 
B38 Full Compilation (with Deleted & Alternate Scenes) Cell Vs
C1 Cell Vs Yusuke 
C2 Cell Vs Yami Yugi 
C3 Cell Vs Ryu & Ken 
C4 Cell Vs Sonic & Knuckles 
C5 Cell Vs Kenshiro 
C6 Cell Vs Light Yagami 
C7 Cell Vs Saitama & Genos 
C8 Cell Vs Ash Ketchum 
C9 Deadpool VS Cell 
0:13 [Android 19 says "Ow" repeatedly as Goku pummels him]
Android 20 0:20 Are you afraid...?
Android 20 0:23 It's okay, you know... to feel that creeping, seizing fear...
Android 20 0:29 Not everyone faces their deaths so openly...
Android 20 0:34 I'll admit, your composure is admirable, even in the face of your inevitable demise...
Android 20 0:40 Death's gaze squarely on you...
Android 20 0:43 You still keep calm, cool...
Android 20 0:46 ...and oh, for God's sakes, Nineteen!
Android 20 0:49 THROW A F*CKING PUNCH!
1:13 [Goku v. Android 19 goes on as before...]
Gohan 1:15 Mr. Piccolo! What have we missed?!
Piccolo 1:17 Well, your father is currently handing the Pillsbury Dough-Bot its generous white ass.
Android 20 1:22 Yes, well, your feeble understanding of our abilities would lead you to believe such.
Android 20 1:27 But Nineteen has yet to truly demonstrate his full killing proficiency.
Android 20 1:32 Nineteen! Attack from the left!
Android 19 1:34 Higher.
Android 19 1:35 Ouch.
1:35 [Battle resumes as before]
Android 20 1:35 No! My left!
Android 20 1:37 As I was saying...
Android 20 1:39 Nineteen is merely lulling your comrade into a false sense of security...
Android 20 1:43 And once we--
Android 20 1:44 Nineteen, dodge!
Android 19 1:46 Beginning dodge protocol-- ouch.
1:48 [And again...]
Android 20 1:48 Why is dodging a subroutine?! It's not that complex!
Gohan 1:53 What?!
Android 20 1:56 Regardless...
Android 20 1:57 Once we've secured our vantage point, Android 19 will move in for the kill.
Android 20 2:02 And your precious Son Goku will feel the full sting of my vengeance!
Android 19 2:06 Ow...
Android 20 2:09 Hm...
Android 20 2:10 A moment.
Android 20 2:11 Nineteen, would you stop messing around?!
Goku 2:15 Ka...!
Goku 2:17 Me...!
Android 20 2:18 Oh, that's distressing.
Android 20 2:20 Nineteen, respond! Immediately!
Goku 2:23 Ha...!
Goku 2:25 Me...!
Android 20 2:27 Nineteen, what are you, in safe mode?!
Android 20 2:29 Start responding this instant, before I shove my boot Up! Your! Arse!
Android 19 2:35 Reboot completed.
Goku 2:36 HAAAA!
Android 19 2:39 "Murder.exe" fully online.
Android 20 2:41 Oh.
Android 20 2:42 Bully.
Goku 2:43 Huh... didn't seem to work...
Goku 2:46 Don't worry guys, I'll try again.
Goku 2:48 Double strength!
Goku 2:49 Ka...!
Goku 2:50 Me...!
Yamcha 2:51 Goku, don't! They can absorb your energy!
Piccolo 2:54 Hold on a sec.
Piccolo 2:56 Did you know?!
Yamcha 2:57 Well, yeah, I felt it when the old man was holding me earlier...
Tien 3:00 And you couldn't have said anything before because...?
Yamcha 3:04 Hey, gimme a break. I've already been through enough crap today... and if I wanted to be bitched at, I would've stayed with Bulma and the baby.
Krillin 3:10 Yeah guys, lay off him. He needs this like he needs a hole in the chest.
Krillin 3:15 Ehhh?!
Goku 3:17 I get it!
Android 20 3:17 And he's got you!
Goku 3:19 Oh hey... can I have that energy back--
Goku 3:21 Huah! Huah!
Gohan 3:22 Dad!
Goku 3:23 Ahh!
Goku 3:25 Guys... I don't want to make a scene...
Goku 3:28 But I'm pretty sure I'm dying...
Gohan 3:29 What's going on?! He hasn't used that much energy!
Goku 3:32 Krillin! A Senzu Bean!
Krillin 3:34 SENZU BEAN!
Goku 3:36 Thanks, buddy!
Goku 3:38 *Oh, God, it made it worse...*!
Piccolo 3:41 Goku! What's wrong?!
Goku 3:43 Chest hurts... hard to breathe...
Piccolo 3:45 How's your arm?!
Goku 3:46 Dunno... can't feel it...
Goku 3:49 Is that normal...?
Piccolo 3:50 So, Goku's having a heart attack.
Gohan 3:52 Dad! You took the medicine, right?!
Goku 3:55 Yeah...! Well, I mean...
Goku 3:57 I started to...
Gohan 3:59 Started to--
Gohan 4:00 ...What?
Gohan 4:01 You mean you *stopped*?
Gohan 4:03 Why did you *stop*?!
Goku 4:04 Because it was *grape*-flavor-herd...!
Goku 4:08 Fahh!
Krillin 4:13 Did he just knock the Super Saiyan out of him...?
Goku 4:16 Piccolo! Tag in!
Piccolo 4:18 Huuaarr-- AGH!
Goku 4:21 Gohan! Tag in!
4:22 [Squish]
Goku 4:22 Agh!
Goku 4:23 (Continues to groan in pain)
Android 20 4:26 Well boys, I can't say it hasn't been fun.
Android 20 4:29 In fact, if I still had a penis, it would be quite auspicious that we are wearing baggy pants.
Android 20 4:35 But enough about hypothetical erections...
Android 20 4:38 Nineteen! Suck! Him! Dry!
Krillin 4:42 Ha ha!
Gohan 4:43 No! Dad!
Vegeta 4:45 Mine mine mine...! (Repeats ad nauseam)
Krillin 4:49 Does anyone else hear that?
Yamcha 4:50 Yeah, and it's getting closer...
Tien 4:52 And it sounds an awful lot like...
Android 19 4:54 Ouch.
Vegeta 4:56 ...Mine.
Piccolo 4:58 And the Prodigal Asshole returns!
Gohan 5:01 Mr. Piccolo!
Piccolo 5:02 I *wanted* to wait for an opening on the Android, so I faked my injury.
Piccolo 5:06 But now he's here.
Gohan 5:08 Wait, so you weren't actually wounded?
Piccolo 5:10 No, but I got a better question:
Piccolo 5:12 Where was *my* Senzu Bean?!
Krillin 5:14 SENZU BEAN!
Goku 5:18 Hey, Vegeta...
Vegeta 5:20 Kakarot, you idiot. What are you doing?
Goku 5:22 Dying... mostly...
Goku 5:25 Little help...?
Goku 5:25 Ugh!
Goku 5:26 Thanks, best buddy...!
Goku 5:28 Ugh.
Gohan 5:28 Come on, Dad. We'll get you home, and give you the medicine.
Yamcha 5:32 No, let me do it.
Yamcha 5:33 Let's be honest - if I stay, I'll probably just get in the way.
Tien 5:36 Yep.
Piccolo 5:37 Probably.
Gohan 5:37 No offense.
Vegeta 5:38 Why are you even here?!
Krillin 5:41 SENZU BEAN!
Yamcha 5:45 ...You know what? Have fun.
Android 19 5:48 Primary threat escaping... two kilometers... three kilometers...
Vegeta 5:52 Excuse me, but your primary threat is right here.
Android 19 5:56 ...Six kilometers... seven kilometers...
Vegeta 5:58 Am I being ignored?
Android 20 6:00 Don't mind him, he's programmed to only respond to my command.
Android 20 6:04 Nineteen, forget about Son Goku; we can finish him at our leisure.
Android 20 6:09 For now, focus on...
Android 20 6:12 Who are you again?
Android 19 6:13 Scanning...
Android 19 6:15 Vegeta. Prince of all Saiyans.
Android 20 6:17 Oh, of course. How could I forget?
Android 20 6:20 Nineteen, take care of him.
Android 19 6:22 Understood.
Vegeta 6:23 Oh-ho-ho! This is precious!
Vegeta 6:25 You expect to beat me with this automa-ton of fun?!
Android 19 6:28 Registering insult.
Android 19 6:30 Retort: You are short and your hairline is receding.
Vegeta 6:33 Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Scathing.
Android 20 6:35 Your confidence is noted, Vegeta.
Android 20 6:38 But Son Goku was able to achieve a form far beyond anything we'd ever seen before... and we still beat him!
Android 20 6:45 And, Nineteen has extensive knowledge of all your techniques.
Vegeta 6:49 Oh, is that right?
Vegeta 6:50 Quite the cutting-edge piece of tech you've got there.
Vegeta 6:53 But I'm curious...
Vegeta 6:55 Can it feel fear?
Android 19 6:56 Scanning...
Android 19 6:58 Processing...
Android 19 7:00 Results inconclusive.
Vegeta 7:01 Let's fix that, shall we?
Vegeta 7:03 Haaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh...!!
Android 20 7:10 SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE F*CK IS *NAMEK*?!
Vegeta 7:14 HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!!
7:17 [♫ Rock music ♫]
Gohan 7:25 But how?!
Gohan 7:26 I thought you had to have a pure heart to become a Super Saiyan! Like my Dad!
Vegeta 7:30 Oh trust me, there's more than one way to realize the legend.
Vegeta 7:35 I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna I wanna!
Vegeta 7:41 Push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice.
Vegeta 7:44 And besides, my heart is pure...
Vegeta 7:47 Pure... unadulterated... badass.
Tien 7:51 Yeah, more like pure unadulterated ego.
Vegeta 7:54 I heard that, Triclops!
Tien 7:56 Is that okay?
Vegeta 7:57 As a matter of fact, go f*ck yourself!
Vegeta 7:59 Now where was I--
Vegeta 8:03 Hm... what a shame...
Vegeta 8:07 Looks like you just initiated your self-destruct sequence.
Vegeta 8:10 Let me give you a countdown.
Vegeta 8:12 Five!
Android 19 8:13 Ouch.
Android 19 8:13 Ow. Ow.
Android 20 8:15 'Did I just see his *foot*?!'
Vegeta 8:18 Well, well, well. Looks like I'm a size 19.
Vegeta 8:21 Four!
Android 19 8:23 Ahhh!
Vegeta 8:25 So, have you rusted your pants yet?!
Vegeta 8:28 Three!
Android 20 8:33 'Damn it!'
Android 20 8:34 'No... don't panic.'
Android 20 8:36 'Everything will turn out dandy as long as Android 19 can grab Vegeta and steal his energy.'
Vegeta 8:44 You know, I'm sure there was an advantage to building a fat robot, but for the life of me, I just don't see it.
Android 19 8:51 Proximity breached.
Android 19 8:52 "Trap.exe" activated.
Android 20 8:54 Yes! That's it, Nineteen! Do not let go of him, no matter what!
Android 20 8:59 Drain him until he's a shriveled up prune of a corpse!
Android 19 9:03 Parameters recognized.
Android 19 9:05 Grip locked.
Vegeta 9:06 "Locked", huh?
Vegeta 9:07 Well, guess I'm not going anywhere for a while...
Vegeta 9:10 Hurrh!
Vegeta 9:11 How's about I get a workout in?
Vegeta 9:15 That's right - I'm gonna do squats all over your *face*!
Android 19 9:19 Initiating... energy... drain...
Vegeta 9:22 Aw, how adorable.
Vegeta 9:24 So you want my energy then?
Vegeta 9:26 Tell you what - take as much as you want!
Vegeta 9:29 In exchange, I'll take your hands!
Vegeta 9:32 Two!
Android 19 9:36 Error...! Error...! Error...! Error! Error!
Vegeta 9:40 So then, before I put down the clown, let's put it to bed, shall we?
Vegeta 9:45 Do you feel fear, Android?
Android 19 9:47 No, please!
Android 19 9:48 Get away!
Android 19 9:49 Leave me alone!
Vegeta 9:51 All I needed to hear.
Android 19 9:53 No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!
Vegeta 9:58 *One*.
Vegeta 9:59 BIG BANG ATTACK!!
Android 19 10:03 No no no no no no no!
Android 19 10:04 No...!
Android 19 10:21 Your 30-day trial has expired.
Android 19 10:24 Would you like to... purchase... Win... RAR...?
Krillin 10:31 SENZU BEAN!
Vegeta 10:36 Ah, now that we have Chuckles the Assclown out of the picture, how about we tend to the elderly--
Vegeta 10:49 Urgh... whatever.
Vegeta 10:50 Baldy, pass me a Senzu Bean!
Krillin 10:52 What, do you think I'm just *giving* these away?!
Krillin 10:57 ...'Cause I'm not.
