(Roar)

Ah-haa...! Oh-- oh... right...

I stopped my heart for a couple minutes there...

Oh gawd... GLOBAL WARMING?!

NAILLLLLLLLLLL--!!

Augh, why is my neck so stiff?

(Muffled screams)

(Gasping for air)

When there's no more room in Hell, Vegeta, SHALL WALK THE--

...other Hell; what the hell?

'Well, I have my clothes back, so at least that's a start.'

Am I alive?

Kra-ahh!

YAY! I'm ALIVE!

Rargh-hurhg!

(Groaning)

Uh-- wha--... I'm alive?!

I'm ALIVE! And... and I have an idea...

HIYAAAH!

UGHH, UGHH, UUH...!

Well, now you're Super Saiyan soup! High in Vitamin Dumbass!

Ahahahaa... uh?

Oh God, what's up with the sky? This planet really *is* about to blow!

I give it, like... two minutes, tops. I better get to my ship and--

GHAAAH!

STOP THAT! STOP... NOT DYING!

YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN OVERGROWN MONKEY!

And you're nothing but an overgrown that-thing-Chi-chi-keeps-in-her-drawer!

'Man, Freezer's stronger than ever at 100%! I'll have to stratergize!'

'I know; a distraction!'

Hey look, Freezer! A GIANT DRAGON!

What?! ...Well, I'll be damned!

Immortality-is-mine!

'Ohhh, I am become error...'

AUGH!

HIYAH!

Will. You. Just. Piss Off Already?!

I DON'T HAVE to use the bathroom!

'Alright, I know one of the Ginyu's ships must be around here somewhe--'

'...Yeah, I think I'ma stay away from that one...'

'THAT, however...'

'Mine-mine-mine-mine mine-mine-mine-mine MINE-MINE-MINE-MINE-MINE!'

D'aaaugh...!

AH, MY GOTENS!

Filthy wish-dragon!

Grant me immortality, as so I may rid myself these vile creatures, and secure myself as ruler of all creation!!

What?!

No! This isn't what I wished for! WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Down here!

*Yooou*...! No-ooo...! Noo-ooo, you didn't!

So what if I did?! What are you gonna do about it, huh?! Come at me, bro!

HIYAAH!

Errrgh--!

Hey, Freeza!

huh?!

Hope you're ready to party, because it's Vegeta clo--!

No! No! No! Nonono! NonononoNOOOOOOOO...!

What just happened...?! Where did they all go?!

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie; I'm actually just as lost as you.

'Huh...? Are we...?' Huh?!

Bulma!

Gohan!

What do you think happened?

I don't know! We just disappeared all of a sudden...

'Ahhhhh~... it's good to be the king...'

Hello?! Who am I speaking to right now?!

My name is Dende.

Dende?? Are you the one who made the wish on the Dragon?!

I am.

How the hell did you know my plan?!

What plan? I just wanted to screw over Freeza.

You know, if it makes you feel any better, I'm not immortal either... and I'm OK with that.

Grrrh, hish, gih-gih, urrrgh...!

Are you just mad 'cause I'ma outlive you now?

GRRRH!

AAH--!

HAAAAH!

Bigger! *Bigger*! *BIGGER*!

'Perfect!'

HAAAAH-IYAHH!

Nice try! But you won't be destroying anymore planets!

...Umm, except... you know... *that* one...

Hmm...

BRYEH!

Ahh! Bad touch!

Kidney shot! Kidney shot! Kidney shot!

Ugh-hgh-hgh!

Hgh-hgh! Hgh! HUU...!

And pause...!

Euh, euh...!

...*Stomach punch*!

HAAAGH!! Haa, houugh...!

Gonna whiz red...

Wha...?

Wha?

Welcome back, Nail.

Where... am I?

May I hug you?

NO!

Oh...

Gohan!

Aaaahhh? Mr. Piccolo!

...And Dende...? But, I thought that--

Turns out that we're all alive!

Except for Krillin! How unfortunate...

Naiiilll!

Naaiiiilll!

NAAAAIIIIIIILLL!!

'I think he's looking for you.'

'Do NOT tell him I'm here!'

Nail! I can sense YOOOUUUUU!

'Do NOT make eye-contact!'

You know, looking around, it seems like the only people who were brought back were those killed by Freeza and his men...

Huh... well, that's convenient.

Sir, we cannot find the Tagrok tribe.

Wait - you mean that one guy who really liked showing off his Dragon Ball?

Yeah. THAT dumbass.

Huh?

Oh! I wonder what sort of dashing, handsome rogue could have been responsible for their deaths?

Ahh!

(Gasp)

Oh, wait! It was me!

HA! Nice!

He massacred an entire village!

Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you... I don't really like any of you...

except him. (Namekian in blue)

HA! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ha-- (Gagging)

Oh, God...! Actually dying this time!

Lord Guru! You can't leave us!

I'm sorry, my children... but I must leave you now. My time is at an end...

but before I leave, I must confess my sins...

What do you mean?

Do you remember the great drought that befell our planet?

The one that nearly wiped out our race?

Yeah...

The one caused by those filthy albinos?!

Yeahhhh...!

The ones we purged as per your instruction?!

YEAAHH, SEEEE... I might have shifted the blame on that one...

...You *what*?

Remember when I said THEY were the ones responsible for the disappearance of our precious water?!

We slaughtered thousands!

It was ME.

How?!

I drank it!

Whaa--?!

How do you think I got so FAAAT?!

And now, I can die with a clear conscience...

(Groaning)

Uhhh...

(Frantic groaning)

Uh-oh...

KILL HIM!

Noooo! NAILLLLLLLL!!!

Choke on them...! Choke on them...! Choke on them...!

HIYAAH!

HIYAGH!

AAGH!

'Hrrrr! Dirty monkey--!'

Da-uh?! Where--?

...oh my God, you could grind meat on th--

BAAH!

I'm done.

What?

I'm done fighting you. I'm bored. You're boring me.

Wha--?!

...Oh-ho, I get it! You're *scared*, aren't you?!

Afraid knowing that this planet only has one minute left before it explodes!

Question.

Huh?

Do you have a watch?

No-oooo; why?

Do you know what a minute is?

What...? Of course I do!

I don't think you do.

Uh--... but... er...

Anyway, I'ma leave now. (Sigh)

Augh, ugh...

Try not to blow up anymore planets... else I'ma hafta kill ya.

You can't just... We're not...! *You little*...!

Hraaaghh...! Hey, monkey!

You forgot your *pizza*!

Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me--

...That's not a pizza...!

That's not a pizza at ALL!

Now, to end this!

I... uh-huh? Oh, come on now, I... d'agh! This blasted thing!

What are you doing down there??

You trying to swat a bee? 'Cause I don't like bees.

No, don't worry, I'm just... d'ugh! What is going *on*?! What are these; inverted controls?! Who even uses--

D'ah! Got it!

Damn it!

So are you just stealing Krillin's attacks now?

Or should I watch out for the Tri-Beam? Or the Garlic Gun? Or the Makakapotamus?

HIYAH!

GOTCHA, BITCH!!

Huh?

Iyerrgh!

Don't feel bad. Krillin never hits anyone with it either. Anyway, you done?

Oh, far from it. I just remembered - I promised you TWO PIZZAS!

Really?! You seriously think that pathetic million-year-old trick is going to--

'Clever Dick!'

Where'd that flying monkey go?

Ah-HIYAH!

DOWAAAGH!!

Now say you're sorry!

Are you sorry yet?!

'I think I peed a little (!)'

HYAH!

UGH!

Hirh!

I am DONE.

Freezer, look out behind you!

I already told you, that trick won't work!

No, serious, get *down*!

Oh haha, keep going you stupid, *inbred*, *MONKEY*--

Daddy, I don't want to be on Namek anymore...