Wait... so you're saying he had a sub-lab?

*Of course* he had a sub-lab! We all have sub-labs; where do you think I keep your mother's clones?

Mom's *what*?!

Don't go in the basement.

Oh, look! There's bombs in the androids! I could probably make a detonator for that!

I don't know - do you really have to blow them up?

Why do you care? They're mostly just machinery at this point.

Oops! Except for the lady; baby-maker's still intact. Guess she's still useful for somethin'.

So, you're saying she still has a--

Vagina, yes.

Just went from a nine to a ten!

Ugh! Anyway, where's everyone else right now?

Well, Piccolo and the others are searching for Cell...

How are all these rides still running?!

Why are the clothes still on them?

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A PLACE OF FUN!

...So hopefully that's going well...

And Trunks went out to find Vegeta.

NOTICE ME!

NOOO!

Best of luck there.

And any update on Goku?

Oh, he's just resting at Kame House... probably still asleep.

Uuu-uhh! Uh, huh?! AHHH! THE ANDROIDS ARE HERE!

Bring it on, you robotic sons of--

...huh?!

Oh no! They've already got him!

AH!

Did I miss something?

Ehh...?

Well, either Goku's awake or Moses has brought the Jews. Either way, my pantry's not full enough.

(Gasp!)

Hm?

Goku!

Eh heh!

IEEE...!

Oh hi!

(Laughs joyfully)

Aww, hugs are nice!

Oh, tell me you're finally okay!

Yuh-huh! Never felt better! Wanna see?

Hold on--

AAAHHHH...!

Huh! Wonder when she'll come back down--

AAAHHHH--!!

♫ CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA ♫

♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫

♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai ♫

♫ *Sparking!* ♫

I can't believe you took this thing off-roading...!

This thing *barely* handled on the *freeway*!

Oh, come on, Eighteen! Where's your sense of adventure?

About 15 miles back with the shocks!

I personally enjoy this alternate route.

It is decked with foliage and wildlife and-- ...and spending time with you. But clearly, you disagree.

Won't lie, sis. Kind of a dick move.

Oh, come on! We'll take him to a zoo after this.

How's that? You wanna hit up the zoo, Sixteen?

I want to see the parrots.

Goku! You have missed a hell of a day!

Oh, I know everything; I learned it in my pirate dream.

I was having a ninja dream too, but it ended.

Alright, now listen: I know you just woke up, so--

Yeah, I was outta permission for a while! I really oughta get back to training...

(Growls)

...so I can fight Cell!

(Growls louder)

What? I-if you're worried about Gohan, I'll bring him along with me!

(Sigh)... fine.

Huh?

Go ahead, go train! Take Gohan. Fight your evil android bug monster!

But I want you to promise me *one thing*...

Okaaay... what's that--

I want another baby!

Mmm, mmm...

K, BYE!

Uhh... was that a "yes"?

It~ wasn't a "no"~!

Mmm! Mmm!

K, BYE!

Thanks for swinging by to pick me up!

What were you doing at Bulma's house anyway?

Oh, just droppin' off the blue-gina-- I mean vag-prints!

I mean, thanks for swinging by to pick me up!

This is bad! We can't keep running after Cell. Every time he slips away, we lose another city!

Don't be so melodramatic. Worst case scenario - we wish people back with the Dragon Balls.

Uuh? Uhhhhh...

Oh God, what?!

So, remember how Kami and I fused?

No...!

Aaand, remember how we used to have Dragon Balls?

Holy shit!

Wait, I'm still confused!

The Dragon Balls don't exist anymore, Krillin.

OH! OKAY!

Dude, don't worry. I still have the bunker--

WHY DON'T WE HAVE GOKU?!

I'm taking Gohan, BYE!

Wha--?

Good news! We have Goku!

Bitchin'! Let's go hang at Kame House!

'Oh, good! We'll have to see if he's carrying.'

'Carrying what?'

'I'm asking if he's got any grass on that island.'

'Well, yeah. But it's mostly covered by that house.'

'He's asking if he has any pot.'

'I don't know, probably. I mean, he knows the Mafuba.'

'Oh, my God...!'

'The *what*??'

Huh?!

What just happened?!

Goku... and Gohan?!

I'll fill you in later, Gohan. Hey, Trunks! How's the training coming?

I don't know, let's see...

Hey Dad, do you wanna train with me?

F*** OFF!

About that well.

Ooh! Only on two words, huh? I'll go talk to him.

Hey, 'Geets!

(Growls)

I heard you lost your fight pretty bad.

(Growls louder)

But you know what they say, Vegeta:

When you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you *eat that horse*.

Come eat that horse with me, Vegeta!

What the hell are you on about?!

Oh, I just found a place where we can do a whole year's worth of training in a day.

I'm listening...

It's up on Kami's Lookout. Although, now I guess it's just... "The Lookout." Either way, they call it the...

...Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?!

So Eighteen, what's it look like in there?

It looks like Goku's wife is a Chinese princess. Seriously, I'm glad she's my size, but who wears this junk?

I mean, is Goku there?

Oh, no; place is empty. Devoid of both people *and* taste.

Huh! Didn't figure Goku for a runner.

Well, if I were a guessing girl, I'd say they're at Kame House.

But that's, like, the second place we'd look.

Confirmed: That is the second place we shall look.

Mmm... but it's on an island, so we can't take a van...

Oh, thank God!

...So we'll find a boat!

*No*!

Pardon?

We have done it your way. Now we do it my way: the bird way.

We flyyy~!

He's finally speaking my language. I mean... kind of...

Here it is, maggots - the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.

Waiiit... I thought it was called the "Room of Spirit and Time".

I said that because you kept mispronouncing it.

N'aww, I can do it!

Hypebola Mine Chamber.

No.

Hyperglycemic Crime Chamber.

You get one more.

...Hypebonics Rhyme Chamber.

Hmm.

Inside, time moves at 365.24 times that of this dimension.

In Goku terms: One day out here - one year in there.

And only two of you maggots can enter at a time.

Wait! How long have you known about this?

Since I was a kid.

Then why didn't Krillin and the others use it to train against the Saiyans? Why didn`t WE use it to train against the Androids?!

They had... other training...

Besides, they most likely would not have survived. I threw Goku in there once when he was a kid.

I almost died.

Hmm.

Then the boy and I will go first and save you two the trouble.

Move it, boy!

Help me...!

Have fun, Trunks! You too, best buddy!

Huh! You know, you don't really seem like yourself today, Mr. Popo.

Hmm.

...find a cabin in the woods, and if anyone comes knocking, make sure you let the right one in, or you'll be dead by dawn.

Not today...!

The death toll keeps rising as...

...the unknown creature continues its...

...terrifying siege across our nation!

I GET IT, HE'S ABSORBING PEOPLE! I'M TRYING TO STOP IT!

'Maybe you should get some sleep like everyone else.'

I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD!

I can help with that!

Huh?!

WAKE UP!

AHH!

Oh man! I had the craziest dream - Cell was there.

Well, the Androids are *here*!

Yo.

AAAHH!!

We're here for Goku.

Son of a bitch!

Son Goku is not here.

Son of a bitch!

You heard him: Goku's not here.

Oh, I heard him. We're just not very happy about it. Right, 16?

Son Goku... is not here!

Exactly! And we came all the way out here to kill *somebody*.

So, you've got one of two choices: You can either tell us where Goku is, or, well...

Or, what?

Or we kill you! Oh, my God!

Hey, Eighteen! You... you come around here... often?

Nope!

Hmm!

Uh, excuse me Androids?

If you're gonna fight, could you please move it off the island? It's quite literally the only thing I own.

That's fine. But when I win, I'm blowing it up for funsies.

Hmm!

Alright then, follow me. There's a series of uninhabited islands over there.

How do you know that?

You three stay here. I'll handle this.

Okay! I'll Spacebook you later!

So, if he fails, we're all gonna die, right?

Basically... and we have no Dragon Balls.

Hope training's going well...

Holy...! This place...

It's... nothing but a white void!

I can't see where it ends... or even where it begins!

It's... overwhelming! I need time... time to adjust, time to--

TRAINING BEGINS NOW!

AHH!

You weren't ready.

(Groans)

Soon...

(Chuckling)