'So I'm a hair's breadth from perfection, and then *Triclops* shows up and decides: "I'm just gonna turn triangles into f**kin' squares!"'

'Then *Goku* shows up; apparently he can *teleport*! Gotta look into THAT later!'

'But at the very top of this long list of stupid questions, is:'

WHERE! ARE! YOU! EIGHTEEN...?!

We got lucky. With all these islands, it'll be tough for him to find us.

Technically, it's an archipelago.

"Noun; A *group* of islands."

Thank you, Sixteen.

You are welcome.

Well, we could sneak away if we could get underwater.

Sixteen, are you waterproof?

I was.

Shit.

Then all we can do is wait and hope he just moves on.

Do you understand what we could be together!?

We could be perfect!

Dude! I know you're having issues with your girl... trust me, I get it, but you're makin' a scene, man!

Can I help you, uhhh...?

My name's Tom!

Oh, well hi, Tom! I'll try to make less of a scene while I liquefy your insides and *proceed to drink you*!

Hey! No need to be hostile, man!

Do you people mind!? My child is trying to nap!

I'm just trying to help this guy out with his lady problems.

I don't need your help, Tom!

But, *thank you*...?!

Rerrgh...!

Well, now you've done it!

Hm?

Oh, it's Bulma!

Hey, Bulma! Did you bring back Yajiro-- OOOOFFfff course you didn't!

Guhhooooh...

I miss my Bean Daddy...

Huh. So it does just kinda float there.

Hey! Anyone here?

Bulma!

Hey, Bulma!

Hey, guys!

Huh?

Oh my gosh, Trunks!

Your hair! It looks good...

Eh-- platonically of course.

It's okay, Mom. I literally just spent a year with Dad in the Time Chamber. I'm over it.

Wait - you spent an entire year with Vegeta!?

Even I haven't managed that.

Wouldn't recommend it. All he does is scream at you.

Yeah, he does.

Speaking of, how about you? Why didn't your hair grow?

Because unlike a half-breed, a pure-blooded Saiyan's hair does not change from the day we are born.

With the exceptions of beards, and moustaches.

Boy... now I can't stop thinkin' about Vegeta with a mustache.

"Moustaaaache."

Hee...

Oh, before I forget...

I brought you guys some armor for your fight against the Androids!

This is easily the greatest thing you've ever produced.

Gaoo, gaaaoou!

Yes, even you!

Aaaoouh.

Aren't you guys going to try them on too?

No.

No.

Any reason?

No.

No.

Hey look, Vegeta! I'm you!

Paragon 'til death!

...You ruined it.

You ruined it and I'm leaving.

You want I should teleport you, buddy?

I hate you.

I should follow him.

Oh! Before you go... you'll probably want these... just in case.

Thanks, but hopefully we won't need them.

Yeah, but...

Vegeta.

Father.

You should really hurry up. Said father has a head start on you.

Yeah... and who knows what atrocities Cell is committing as we speak...

My husband and I go to couple's counseling every Tuesday, and it's really helped us!

Yes, and I'm echappy to hear that, Sally; but my situation isn't exactly--

Bro, if you love something, you have *got* to set it free!

Okay, that's- that's not--

You can't be so clingy! It's kinda creepy.

But it's--

Do you think it's inadequacies in the bedroom?

'And we're done.'

EIGHTEEN! You have until the count of *five*!

Show yourself now, or I'm wiping out these islands one by one until I find you!

Don't you think that's a little extreme?!

You're not involved in this anymore, Harry!

I think I'm pretty involved!

FIVE!

This is bad. This is *really* bad!

FOUR!

Do not fret.

You are too valuable.

THREE!

He would not risk destroying you.

And you're sure about that??

TWO!

Trust me.

*ONE*.

Can we please go back to TALKING ABOUT THIS?!

You were saying, exactly!?

This is a fluffy bird.

Yeah. Guess that one's on me.

Alright! You maggots ready yet?

Yup! Sorry for the wait.

I can't believe you wasted half an hour on eating.

There's food inside!

Oh, come on, Gohan; what's half an hour?

7.6 days.

(Gasp) But that's half a fortnight!

Okay, I'm done with this. You get in.

Welp! Here we are.

You know... it's awfully nice of you to come join me, Gohan.

I... never really had a choice. You basically kidnapped me.

Oh, come on, Gohan! You can't kidnap your own kid.

I dunno if that's true. I'll have to read up on that.

Sorry Gohan, no books here! Or internet.

Only this room... and the void.

Uh... does it do that all the time?

Oh, yeah. But only if you say the word "void".

Okay, well, we're gonna avoid that word for now--

Why!?

Alright, Gohan. First thing we're gonna do, is focus on getting you Super Saiyan!

Now, it won't be easy, because Krillin's not here to die for you.

But I think with some crunches, pull-ups, and plenty of milk... You'll find your way!

Oh...

Well, if you really believe in me--

Also, we're gonna fight!

...A lot.

...I need an adult.

I am an adult--

No. No, you are not.

Well... I'm pretty sure that was the last island...

Y'know, besides this one (!)

Island.

"Noun."

Island.

"Noun."

Island.

We have got to get you fixed up, buddy.

"Noun."

Have you tried turning me off, and on again?

'That's the last island.'

'She's either there... or I've killed her.'

Oh well, in for a penny.

Uhn!

(Laughing)

Uh!?

Ah, warming up by destroying some islands, huh?

I can dig that. More of a *planet* guy, myself.

Ugh, people all day today.

Hello, Vegeta.

Hello, *ugly*.

Ugh... now we're doing this.

Okay.

Wait, is that... *Vegeta*!?

Well, bright side: we get to watch Vegeta bite it first.

That bird has very sharp hair.

So, can I help you?

'Cause if you're looking for another broken arm, you can always help me find Android 18.

No, I just heard how ugly you were and I *had* to see it for myself.

Also... I'm here.

And that explains the bravado.

You brought Junior!

Nope! He's only here because he'd cry otherwise.

Because he's a *child*.

...Also, you're ugly.

Riveting.

Listen, Vegeta, I'm in the middle of something more important than whatever "this" is.

So if you just want to run along and bring back someone substantial, say...

I dunno...

Goku?

That'd be greeaaaaat.

(Breathes deeply)

(Screaming)

Aw, what's wrong, Prince? Did I touch a *nerve*?

You pressed the Goku button.

Excuse me, the what--

(Groans in pain)

Ya shouldn't'a did that.