WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Holy crap...! Okay, things are looking a bit dicey, but--

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

FATHER!

Okay! Okay, Trunks can handle this! I mean, that sword cut Freeza in ha--

...*Ohhh no*...!

Hey, bright eyes!

Huh?!

F'AAGH! G'WAGH!

Okay, we need a plan. We need to--

Raaargh...!

Raaargh...!

RUN AWAY! Oh, my God!

What did I tell them...?

D'aargh!

So if you can explain to me in one sentence why you thought this was a good idea, I might just let you go.

(Choking)

Yeah, see, I don't get it either.

If you think breaking my arm was enough to defeat me, Android... I'll show you how wrong yo--

GAH! GODdammit, woman, would you let me finish a goddamn senten--

uwah--!

(Pained grunts)

(Pained grunts)

See? This shit right here? This is why we don't group up.

I'm just gonna do what we usually do and wait for Goku.

AH-UUH!

I... uh...

Quack...?

Hmm...

Hello, bird. What is your name?

Toriyama?

I would love to see your dinosaur!

It does what!?

Urh, urrgh...

'Hey, uhhh, you okay down there?'

'Uh, yeah, what did I miss?'

'Well, both the Saiyans are down, one of the bald guys is getting choked out and the other one is quacking.'

Quack!

'Alright. I've got this!'

'Whoa-oh! No you *don't*!'

'You wanna bet!?'

'Not really!'

Raaargh!

UWRARGH!

AAGH...!

'Alright, so what do I win?'

'Hello...?'

Hurrgh...

hurr--ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!

B'aryegh...!

Ughhhh, why do I yell things...?

'Ey, so, who's got two broken arms, and is a total bitch?

You stupid bint... you only broke one of my ar--

(Squealing)

This guy!

Huh. That's cool; he can turn off the blond.

Yeah! And unlike you, he doesn't need a bottle.

You're just mad 'cause I wore it better.

If, by "wore it better", you mean people kept mistaking you for me.

I'm sorry, does that make me girlish, or you manish?

Hah, that's hilarious. You talk like he fights.

Uhm.

'Why do I do things...?'

Okay, now listen. I believe, that if we were to come to blows, I would, uh... ...come up short.

No pun intended.

Heh, he's funny.

Roll it back, pint sized, we're not gonna fight you. You're about as threatening as a Cocker Spaniel.

You bring up a fantastic point! So I shall continue to stand here and do nothing!

Sounds good! We're gonna go kill Goku.

I...! Gh...! Mmrm...!

Rrragh-- dammit, you can't kill Goku!

Yeah... Pretty sure we can.

Okay, but you shouldn't!

He makes a fair point.

But I insist we still kill Son Goku, on the grounds that I want to.

Well, you heard the man-droid! Hands are tied.

If... that's your answer, then I... will... ...be forced to stop you!

Hehe, that's cute.

You're cute.

Have fun living to *not* fight another day!

Ahhh... ahhh...

The hell was that? You got a thing for dwarves now?

What if I do? Societal definitions of beauty are BS anyway.

Look, if this is about pissing off Mom 'n' Dad, you could just date a black guy.

Oh, my God.

Oh. Right. They're dead.

Oh, my God!

Wow.

'Oh man, I gotta tell everybody! But first; Dr. Senzu Bean!'

Huh? The hell happened? I had, like, fifteen of these! Oh well, should be enough.

Man, they are NOT gonna believe this!

I *don't* believe you.

I *can't* believe you.

I don't care.

Dang it. What about you, Vegeta?

RAGHHHHHH!!!

See? He believes me... ...and he's *jealous*!

Damn it, not again!

Trunks.

Huh?

Just give it up.

Urgh...

Mom said that he was stubborn, but this is just asinine.

Yeah, but, at least he's not trying to kill us all again.

He tried to what!?

Jesus, Future Bulma, what the shit?

Not to belabor a point, but we just got crushed. They were way stronger than any of us could've prepared for.

Yeah. And somehow... They're even stronger than in my time!

What!?

Are you kidding?!

Jesus, Future Trunks, what the shit!?

Fantastic! So even with *two* Super Saiyans...

We're all just the north side of useless.

Well, if Super Saiyans won't cut it... Then maybe what we need... ...is a Super *Namekian*?

Eh?!

Too bad those don't exist, eh?

Hey, Piccolo... right?

SUPER Namekian!

Ghr! Oh my Other Me, shut up!

You can all kiss the greenest part of my ass!

There are *greener* parts of his ass?

Wait, where is he going?

Eh, looks like he's flying up to Kami's. Or, whatever else is in that direction; could be a lot of things.

Wait, so, I'm confused. Is it Kame House, or Kami House?

No, no, no, listen.

Ka*me* House is the place with the turtle.

'So, uh... gonna tell me what *that* was all about?'

'Look, just... you might be getting a new roommate.'

'Do I have to move the pool table?'

'When did you get a--'

'...I almost fell for that.'

'Fell for what?'

'Ghrrr...'

(Humming)

Ah?

Hi, Mom!

Oh, Bulma!

If it isn't my beautiful daughter, and my even more beautiful grandson!

Oh, and Gohan!

Long time no see!

And...

Uhm...

I'm not sure I'm familiar.

I am Yajirobe, and I am here for your pantry.

I see!

Honey! We have a food stamper!

Tell him I have a gun because I pay *taxes*!

Challenge accepted!

So, Gohan! Would you like to come in for some cake and tea?

And those little hard candies no one ever actually eats?

No, I kinda have to go make sure my Dad's not dead.

Okay, well you have fun!

Hey Mom, why do you never seem to age?

Ahaha! Oh, your father won't let me!

Hey, Piccolo, have you seen Yajirobe? He hasn't called or TEX-teeed!

Oh, ah, dammit!

Hey, Mr. Popo.

Hello, young Kami!

Ah, hello, Piccolo. Good to see you again.

Cut the crap, Kami! You know what I'm here for!

Well, that didn't last long...

All these squares make a circle...

All these squares make a circle...

All these squares make a circle...

Okay, what's up with him?

All these squares make a circle...

Don't mind him; he just got through dropping a gallon of LSD.

All these squares make a circle...

A gallon?!

All these squares make a circle...

A literal *gallon*.

All these squares make a circle...

Out of a milk jug. I don't even know where he got it from.

All these squares make a circle...

He never leaves the--

Kami! I need you to tell me... that I can leave the Lookout if I want to!

Mr. Popo, you may leave the Lookout if yo--

BITCH, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

All these squares make a circle...

All these squares make a circle...

Quite. As you were saying?

All these squares make a circle...

I'm here for your body.

'Heh, could at least take 'im out to dinner first!'

All these squares make a circle...

All these squares make a circle...

'First; we don't eat. Second; shut up.'

All these squares make a circle...

And what makes you think that I'm just going to give it up that easy?

All these squares make a circle...

Because if you were half the guardian of this dirt ball that you should be, then you'd know that we don't have any time to waste!

All these squares make a circle...

All these squares make a circle...

It is true.

A great evil has risen.

Unlike anything this planet has ever seen before...

Then you know what I'm talking about! You know exactly how dangerous these Androids are!

'Am I the only one who just noticed a huge tone shift here...?'

The Androids are a threat, yes...

But they are paltry to what I fear comes next.

Well, that's f*cking ominous!

Hello?

Hey, Korin.

Oh, my God!

Where are you!? Where have you been!? Why haven't you called!?

I'm at Bulma's place!

And I haven't called because my cell phone has been destroyed.

What happened to your cell phone!?

It was blown up with the car.

What happened to the Pussy Wagon!?

It was BLOWN UP!

BY WHO!?

BY DR. GERO!

WHO THE HELL IS DOCTOR GERO!?

I dunno, some scientist!?

Well, did you get his information?

Well, he didn't exactly hit me with a car, okay?

Jesus CHRIST!

Look, alright, just come home!

You're mad.

I'm not mad, I'm just concerned.

Now come home!

Yeah, I need ya to pick me up.

(Exasperated sigh)

I'll see what I can do...

I love you.

I love you too.