K3 Episode 2.9 (April Fools 2019)
Episodes
E1 Episode 1 E2 Episode 2 E3 Episode 3 E4 Episode 4 E5 Episode 5 E6 Episode 6 E7 Episode 7 E8 Episode 8 E9 Episode 9 E10 Episode 10 Part 1 E11 Episode 10 Part 2 E12 Episode 10 Part 3 E13 Episode 11 E14 Episode 12 E15 Episode 13 E16 Episode 14 E17 Episode 15 E18 Episode 16 E19 Episode 17 E20 Episode 18 E21 Episode 19 E22 Episode 20 E23 Episode 21 E24 Episode 22 E25 Episode 23 E26 Episode 24 E27 Episode 25 E28 Episode 26 E29 Episode 27 E30 Episode 28 E31 Episode 29 E32 Episode 30 Part 1 E33 Episode 30 Part 2 E34 Episode 30 Part 3 E35 Episode 31 E36 Episode 32 E37 Episode 33 E38 Episode 34 E39 Episode 35 E40 Episode 36 E41 Episode 37 E42 Episode 38 E43 Episode 39 E44 Episode 40 E45 Episode 41 E46 Episode 42 E47 Episode 43 E48 Episode 44 E49 DragonBall Z Abridged SPECIAL: Celloween: A FLIGHT OUT OF CELL E50 Episode 45 E51 Episode 46 E52 History of Trunks E53 Episode 47 E54 Episode 48 E55 Episode 49 E56 Episode 50 E57 Episode 51 E58 Episode 52 E59 Episode 53 E60 Episode 54 E61 Episode 55 E62 Episode 56 E63 Episode 57 E64 Episode 58 E65 Episode 59 E66 Episode 60 - Part 1 E67 Episode 60 - Part 2 E68 Episode 60 - Part 3 E69 Episode 60 - Epilogue
Movies & specials
M1 Dead Zone M2 The World's Strongest M3 Christmas Tree of Might Part 1 M4 Christmas Tree of Might Part 2 M5 Lord Slug M6 DragonBall Z Abridged SPECIAL: Bardock: Father of Goku M7 DragonBall Z Abridged SPECIAL: Episode of Bardock M8 Revenge of Cooler M9 The Return of Cooler M10 Super Android 13 M11 Plan to Eradicate Christmas M12 BROLY
Kai Abridged
K1 Episode 1 K2 Episode 2 K3 Episode 2.9 (April Fools 2019) K4 Episode 3 K5 Episode 3.5
Buu Bits
B1 First Day of School B2 Talk of the Town B3 Backstory Buddies B4 Why Didn't You Dodge B5 Long Distance Call B6 What's Her Name Again B7 Vegeta's Sacrifice (+ALTERNATE VERSION) B8 Turtle Turtle Wave B9 This Is Her Fight B10 Mortified B11 Dial M For Vegeta P.1 B12 Dial M For Vegeta P.2 B13 The Good, The Bad, And The Godly B14 Dying On A Leash B15 Keep Your Eyes On The Buu B16 A Win is a Win B17 Super Saiyan 3 B18 And That's How The Demon King Crumbles B19 He Is A Jealous God B20 He's From A Different Time B21 Purple Hair and Pronouns B22 Best Buuddies B23 Who Ya Gonna Call? B24 Adulting B25 Left Buuhind B26 At Least It's Not Vegerot B27 Just Kidding B28 It Works in the Movies B29 The World Champ! Pt.1 B30 The World Champ! Pt.2 B31 A Super Reunion B32 All Uub'd Up and Ready To Go! B33 DELETED SCENE: We love you Sharpner! B34 Like Father Like Son! B35 God is Single B36 DELETED SCENE: Mine B37 DELETED SCENE: Daddy Shark B38 Full Compilation (with Deleted & Alternate Scenes)
Cell Vs
C1 Cell Vs Yusuke C2 Cell Vs Yami Yugi C3 Cell Vs Ryu & Ken C4 Cell Vs Sonic & Knuckles C5 Cell Vs Kenshiro C6 Cell Vs Light Yagami C7 Cell Vs Saitama & Genos C8 Cell Vs Ash Ketchum C9 Deadpool VS Cell
Garlic Jr. 0:00
Don't be a dummy. Give them your money!
Gohan 0:03
Mom...
Gohan 0:04
This is an intervention.
Gohan 0:06
We love you, we all support you...
Gohan 0:09
...but your manner of raising me has been too strict, and too harsh.
Gohan 0:14
Like my new tutor.
Gohan 0:15
(Groans of pain) TUTOR: Learn!
Gohan 0:16
(Groans of pain) TUTOR: Learn! Learn!
Gohan 0:17
(Groans of pain) TUTOR: Learn! Learn! Learn!
Gohan 0:18
Are you learning yet?!
Gohan 0:19
I don't know.
Gohan 0:20
Did Caligula get his comeuppance!?
Tutor 0:22
Good! It's working!
Tutor 0:23
Learn!
Tutor 0:24
Learn! Learn! GOHAN: (Resigned groan / sigh)
Tutor 0:25
Learn! Learn! Learn! GOHAN: (Resigned groan / sigh)
Tutor 0:26
Learn! Learn! Learn! Learn! GOHAN: (Resigned groan / sigh)
Tutor 0:27
I know that you love me,
Tutor 0:29
but it seems your only way of expressing it
Tutor 0:31
is theoretical math, and organic chemistry.
Tutor 0:35
So please...
Tutor 0:36
put the tiger mom back in the cage,
Tutor 0:38
and then *maybe*...
Tutor 0:40
...Dad will come home.
Krillin 0:45
And that's why we're on the Lookout.
Krillin 0:47
But it kinda seems like you've got another thing going on.
Spice 0:50
We are the Spice Boys.
Spice 0:53
So stop and move over,
Spice 0:55
because we're about to *spice* up your life.
Spice 0:58
I am Spice.
Vinegar 1:00
Hey. Name's Vinegar.
Mustard 1:01
And my name is...
Mustard 1:03
...is Tard.
Krillin 1:04
Excuse you?!
Mustard 1:05
Like "mustard"! Come on, guys!
Mustard 1:07
Please don't make a big deal out of this!
Mustard 1:09
It's cultural, okay?
Vinegar 1:10
Psh, I shorten "Vinegar" all the time,
Vinegar 1:12
but you don't hear me calling myself N--
Spice 1:14
Vinny! Damn it, you're going to get us in trouble again!
Spice 1:17
Don't make us kick you out like we did with Baby Spice.
Baby Spice 1:20
Whenever I go out of town on business, I like to do my research on where I'm going!
Baby Spice 1:23
What are the local hot-spots, the bar scene,
Baby Spice 1:26
the age of consent; make the best of my time, you know?
Enema 1:28
And I'm Enema!
Admiral Piett 1:30
It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out.
Krillin 1:33
Wait, is that...
Krillin 1:34
...Garlic Junior?!
Krillin 1:35
Weren't you trapped in another dimension, never to escape?!
Garlic Jr. 1:38
Yes, I escaped.
Krillin 1:39
OH NO!
Garlic Jr. 1:40
Quite.
Garlic Jr. 1:41
And now - I've captured Kami, and released the Black Water Mist upon the planet.
Kami 1:46
[muffled] It's actually something Popo's been fermenting for the last couple hundred years.
Kami 1:51
He says it's great for vape pens and butt chugging.
Garlic Jr. 1:54
Ew.
Spice 1:55
And now, with the help of *the Makyo Star*...!
Spice 1:59
We're going to wipe out all of the Earth's defenses.
Gohan 2:02
Please; we've got Piccolo, and he beat up second-form *Freeza*.
Gohan 2:06
What are you gonna--?
Piccolo 2:07
(Canine growling)
Piccolo 2:09
(Canine growling) GOHAN: ...Oh, great. So he's on bath salts now, too.
Piccolo 2:11
(Canine growling)
Enema 2:14
Time to get the shit out!
Krillin 2:18
Gohan!
Krillin 2:20
FUCK!
Mustard 2:21
You and I are gonna have a real *gas*.
Krillin 2:24
The long-term effects of mustard gas on soldiers in World War II was horrific.
Krillin 2:28
Why would y--?
2:28
[Repeated grunts / groans of pain]
Krillin 2:36
AW, FINALLY!!
Mustard 2:38
By the way, it was World War I.
Krillin 2:40
Right, I know, you just - like - you start saying "World War", and you just kind of want to say "two".
Krillin 2:44
You know, it's like with Terminator. Everybody *knows* there's a first one,
Krillin 2:48
but everybody's always talking about the seq--
Krillin 2:49
UEEAaAaA!
Gohan 2:51
Krillin! Oh my God, are you okay?
Krillin 2:53
Man, I'm glad we skipped this the first time.
Gohan 2:56
Well, where's Vegeta? He can help us!
Krillin 2:58
Apparently, he went out to space to find your dad.
Vegeta 3:01
All right; I've checked everywhere except for Planet Yardrat and Vampa.
Vegeta 3:06
Wait a minute - am I floating in space?
Vegeta 3:08
Man...
Vegeta 3:09
Guess it's a good thing I'm in a part of [chuckles] galaxy where there's air.
Enema 3:12
So I told the bitch, "Don't worry!"
Enema 3:14
"Once I'm all up in your guts, you're gonna feel fresh and clean!"
Gohan 3:17
HAAA!
Enema 3:18
HOLY SHIT!
Mustard 3:21
Enema! Noooo!
Mustard 3:24
I mean... we actually hated him, so I'm not really heartbroken over it,
Mustard 3:28
but I've been using his HBO Go account, and while I'm not into Game of Thrones,
Mustard 3:32
I'm really enjoying Silicon Val--
Gohan 3:34
AAAAAAAHHHH!
Mustard 3:34
FUCK!!
Krillin 3:36
Holy shit, Gohan, did you just kill two people?
Gohan 3:38
I NOW HAVE A TASTE FOR *BLOOD*!
Garlic Jr. 3:42
Why you like that, though?
Vinegar 3:43
Spice, release the cokehead.
Spice 3:45
Sic 'em, boy!
Piccolo 3:46
RRREAUGH--!
Kaiserneko 3:54
Guys, what should we do with this scene?
Lanipator 3:57
We-should-do-a-Dodge-joke.
Lanipator 3:58
We haven't done one in forever, people fffucking love them and we made the goddamn shirt!
Lanipator 4:02
WE FUCKING DO IT!
Kaiserneko 4:05
Maybe...?
Kaiserneko 4:06
I don't know; Curt, what do you think?
Kaiserneko 4:14
...All right. Dodge joke it is.
Lanipator 4:16
FUCK YEAH!
Lanipator 4:18
D'AGH!
Piccolo 4:19
DOOODGE!
Gohan 4:21
AAUGH!
Garlic Jr. 4:25
Good. Now choke him!
Garlic Jr. 4:27
Choke the shit out of him!
4:29
[Printer-esque noises]
Gohan 4:33
[strained] Harder...
Piccolo 4:34
WHOA!
Garlic Jr. 4:34
WHOA!
Vinegar 4:35
BRO!
Spice 4:35
WHAT?!
Krillin 4:36
Jesus, WHAT?!
Gohan 4:37
[s] Fight it... harder, Mr. Piccolo!
Piccolo 4:41
Oh! Thank Kami.
Garlic Jr. 4:42
Oh good, good. Back to the choking, then.
Piccolo 4:44
Nah, it's weird now.
Piccolo 4:46
You made it weird, Gohan.
Piccolo 4:49
Now I'm hungry.
Krillin 4:49
Wait! Wait! WAIT!
Chomp 4:50
Mmmm~!
Chomp 4:52
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Chomp 4:54
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...t!
Gohan 4:55
Please, Mr. Piccolo! Don't let the Black Water Mist control you!
Spice 4:59
No, no; w-we gave him cocaine. Did you not hear us?
Gohan 5:02
Wha...?
Spice 5:03
It's a spice.
Vinegar 5:04
Spice of life.
Kami 5:05
[m] Mr. Popo leaves it lying around.
Kami 5:07
I made French toast the other week, and it was a bad time.
Kami 5:11
Well at first, it was a really good time.
Kami 5:13
Very productive day; but then...
Kami 5:15
...it wasn't.
Garlic Jr. 5:17
I want some coke-toast.
Garlic Jr. 5:20
Alright, Piccolo!
Garlic Jr. 5:21
Make like an anti-vaxxer and murder this child!
Spice 5:25
Getting a little heavy-handed with the social commentary, aren't we?
Vinegar 5:28
Art should be controversial, man.
Piccolo 5:30
Actually, hold on. Wanna see something gross?
Garlic Jr. 5:32
I don't really do gross.
Garlic Jr. 5:34
Oh God, guy, what are you--?
Garlic Jr. 5:35
Oh, oh no, no, no, don't, I-- I can't-- I can't do gro--!
Garlic Jr. 5:40
I'm gonna throw up. I'm gonna throw up!
Garlic Jr. 5:42
BLAAAUUGH!
Spice 5:44
Hey, Vinny? I think the coke's worn off--
Piccolo 5:47
More! I need more!
Spice 5:49
All right, man. Jesus!
Spice 5:50
I-I'm sure there's more around here somewhere--
Spice 5:53
GAUGH!
Piccolo 5:54
NOOOO! MY COCAINE!
Gohan 5:57
Mr. Piccolo, I've had *one* intervention today and *I will NOT* have another!
Vinegar 6:01
Ugh, okay, this place is killing my high. I'm out.
6:04
[Sounds of Vinegar walking off and a door opening and closing]
Garlic Jr. 6:07
...Are you FUCKING me right now?!
Garlic Jr. 6:09
You know what? Fine!
Garlic Jr. 6:11
I'm a strong, independent demon who don't need no henchmen.
6:15
[Mario powerup sound effect]
Garlic Jr. 6:17
(deeper voice) Imagine my shlong in this form!
Krillin 6:20
Mmmm~!
Gohan 6:21
Oh God, he's giant *and* immortal!
Gohan 6:23
There's literally no way to defeat him!
Garlic Jr. 6:25
That's right, *fuckbois*!
Garlic Jr. 6:27
Now, behold...!
Garlic Jr. 6:29
The terrifying abyss that is the Dead Zone!
Garlic Jr. 6:33
For banishing me before, you shall suffer that same gruesome fate forever.
Garlic Jr. 6:38
And...
Garlic Jr. 6:40
Wait... Did I...?
Garlic Jr. 6:42
I just did it again, didn't I?
Garlic Jr. 6:44
I literally just did the exact same thing that got me an L last time!
Garlic Jr. 6:48
What am I doing?!
Garlic Jr. 6:50
This is exactly what my therapist told me not to do!
Kami 6:53
We're very proud of you for seeking help.
Garlic Jr. 6:55
I'm doing it for me, but I appreciate the support.
Garlic Jr. 6:58
Anyway...!
Garlic Jr. 6:59
Nobody move.
Garlic Jr. 7:00
Nobody do anything!
Garlic Jr. 7:02
I'm going to close it up, and then I'm going to let my immortality wear you down and--
Garlic Jr. 7:06
HEAUGH!
Alucard 7:08
Kept you waiting, huh?
7:10
[Super Smash Bros Ultimate theme]
Gohan 7:12
Uhh!
Gohan 7:15
What did I just *watch*?
Gohan 7:17
I mean... dream?
Gohan 7:18
Wow. I certainly wouldn't like and subscribe to that.
Gohan 7:22
Or hit that bell icon to stay updated with notifications.
Gohan 7:25
Definitely wouldn't check out any Patreon either.
Tutor 7:27
NO SLEEPING DURING YOUR LESSONS!
Tutor 7:29
LEARN!
Tutor 7:30
LEARN! LEARN!
Tutor 7:31
LEARN! LEARN! LEARN!
Tutor 7:32
LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN!
Tutor 7:33
LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN!
Tutor 7:34
LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN!
Tutor 7:35
LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN! LEARN!