Huh? Oh, hey! It's Bulma! Heeey, Bulma!

(Babbling)

Huh... what is it, Trunks?

Bulmaa!

Krilly! Krillih!

What'cha pointing at, little guy?

...Bulma?

Huh?

BULMA, STOP THE-- URGH!

OH MY GOD!

Found ya...!

♫ CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA ♫

♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫ (With a smile that’s Ultra-Z)

♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~ ♫ (Even today is ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~)

♫ Sparking! [fading echo] ♫

Ahmmm... hmmmm....

(Chuckling)

Come with me if you want to live!

Did you just-- aaaaugh! Aauaaaauaaaaauaa--!

Ungh!

Hmmm... so this is what lips feel like...

Bu bu buh. Bubbubbubbubuuh. Bbblabbblabbla. Bbblabbblabbla.

(Chuckles)

Oh, that's fu-u-un!

Blblblblblblblblblbbbbbbbbbb--

...bbbbbbbbbb.

AUGHHHH!

Sixteen! Are you OK?

My cranial structure has received serious damage.

How are you?

I'd concern yourself less with him, and start focusing on what's important... Meeeee.

You! Give me back my brother, you fish-lipped asshole!

Now, now, being hurtful isn't gonna bring him back.

You're a monster!

And he was *delicious*.

And you honestly think I'd let you do the same to me?

To be honest, your compliance isn't a factor.

Well then... I'll just have to do this...

...Give yourself a boob exam?

No; explode my bomb.

In your boob?

*No*; in my ches--

Booby bomb!

I'm serious!

OK, OK... but before we do something we're all going to regret... let's see what our brother thinks.

Wh-- what?

Yo shiggy-diggy whassup my sizzle!

Oh my God...

Yea don't blow your tits sis, that's whack. You gotta chill yaself before you kill yaself.

This can't actually be real.

Oh, it's real. And it's happening. So what you needa do is calm down, and get all up in Cell. It's downright tubular in here. We got candy and puppies and--

You know absolutely nothing about us, do you?

OK, to be fair, I just met you.

This isn't a game!

Ohhh, but it *is*!

All you have to do is kill yourself before I catch you. It's like tag... for keeps.

And now with both Piccolo and Sixteen out of the way... we can play.

Guh!

Not yet!

Huh?

Ohohoho, my God! It's *Tien*! What, was Krillin busy?!

(Focused grunt)

Come on, buddy, you can't be serious. With your power level?

You're no Android, you're no Namekian, and you're certainly no Super Saiyan.

You're just human.

Yeah? Well, you know what?!

F**k power levels! F**k *Super Saiyans*! AND F**K *YOU*!!

SHIIIIN...KIKOUUUHOUUU...!!!

Oh, that's adora--SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!

Ugh!

YOU!

Huh?

Blow yourself up or leave! I don't care which!

Yeah, OK!

UPSTART TRICLOPS BITCH!!!

KIKOUHOU!!!

GODDA-grblblbh!!

C'mon Sixteen, we have to go!

Where is Seventeen?

He's gone, buddy.

That is sad... I am sad...

We both are.

NO! STOP IT! STOP IIIT!! ANGRYYYYY!!

KI! KOU! HOUUU!!

Tien...

Jeez, I think I can hear that...

KIKOUUHOUUU!!

Fuuuuuck...!!

Ohh boy...!

Is that... Tenshinhan?!

Yeah, and he is *nettled*. Super nettled.

Uh...

He's gonna die.

Probably.

KI! KOU! HOUU!!

DUGH! UGH! UGGH!

KI! KOU! HOUU!!

(Panting)

Are ya done?!

Because I'm coming out... and I swear to God... if you do that AGAIN... I will be so *freaking nettled*--!

Kikouhou.

Aw, DAMMIT!!!

He's really going all out!

His body won't last long. The Kikouhou just takes too much energy!

Yeah! Didn't he do that when you... d'ah... when, you--

Died, *yes*! Jesus, we've literally all done it!

I haven't.

Give it some time, you're hanging with the right crowd.

What should we even do now? I feel so helpless!

Listen!

Sometimes you gotta know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em.

And right now... it's foldin' time.

Pig! Grab M'Dick!

*Please* tell me you mean the submarine...

Heh!

'Huh... not dead yet...'

'That's weir--oh there we go...'

Aah! Ugh!

(Continues to grunt in exhaustion)

You know, if you want my personal opinion, "Kikouhou" is a pretty sad choice of last words.

But to be fair, it's far from the worst decision you've made today.

Ki-kou-f**k yourself.

Aww, see? That's the spirit!

HE DEAD!

NO! We can't just let him die like this! You gotta save him!

But I can't get him in time! There's no way I could move fast enough to grab him, get out, and...

Did he just remember he can do that?

Your father's an idiot.

Huh? *Goku*?

Hey, sorry! I'm just--I'm just here for my buddy. I'll be gone in a second. Let you get back to your business.

Hold on, wha--

Oh, hey! Piccolo's alive too!

(Gurgling)

Ooh, little waterlogged there, buddy?

I blew a hole in him!

How durable is he? How durable am I...?

Questions for later.

OK, I'm about done here. See ya tomorrow! Oh, and uh, by the way, Cell?

You're gonna die.

Huh?

What...?

How...?

Why...?!

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIIOONS!!!

And you're sure you're OK?

Bulma, you know what I've been hit by; I'm fine.

Now - you got the detonator?

Yeah, right here!

Now, listen; its signal is weak, so you'll have to be within ten meters of the Androids.

So what you're saying is I have to get... close.

Ehh-eh, thirty feet isn't that close...

Oh, I'm gonna get all up in that.

Well, you could use some protection, then.

Pardon?

I made you all battle suits, like Vegeta's!

Oh!

Well, thanks but I probably won't need it. I'm pretty good about pulling out before I get into trouble.

Besides, I tried one on Namek, but I got a huuge hole in it.

OK then! I'll just hand them out to everyone else. See you later!

Thanks Bulma!

Huh.

This, uh... 'S remote's a lot heavier than I expected.

Huh...

Are you two OK?

Yeah. We may not have Dragon Balls, but I guess Senzu beans are a close second.

It's a good thing I showed up when I did. Cell was about to sixty-nine ya.

Eighty-six, Dad. Eighty-six.

I'm not good with numbers.

I'll admit that was pretty ballsy, but all you did was stall him!

Now he's alone to hunt down Android 18, and we don't have anyone with the strength to stop him!

Huh?

Your worthless maggot friends are coming out!

Or do we?!

No, Gohan; we haven't gone in yet.

...Wow, really Goku?

Hey, Trunks! Wow, neat hair!

'Oh my God, first piece of positive reinforcement in over a year. Respond appropriately!'

Thank you, I, grew it myself.

'Dammit!'

Huh. That's funny.

'Roll with it.'

And hey, Vegeta! Wow, you guys sure got strong, huh?

That's right, Kakarot... and you wouldn't believe just how much.

You see, while I was training in the depths of the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, I looked deep within myself and--

Blah blah blah blah blah, pride, blah blah, Prince of all, blah blah blah, Super Saiyan... blah blah blah.

And through all of that, I have ascended.

That's right - I have reached a new level. Do you hear me, Kakarot?

I am finally stronger than you!!

Neat!

F**k you!