E29 Episode 27
Episodes
E1 Episode 1 E2 Episode 2 E3 Episode 3 E4 Episode 4 E5 Episode 5 E6 Episode 6 E7 Episode 7 E8 Episode 8 E9 Episode 9 E10 Episode 10 Part 1 E11 Episode 10 Part 2 E12 Episode 10 Part 3 E13 Episode 11 E14 Episode 12 E15 Episode 13 E16 Episode 14 E17 Episode 15 E18 Episode 16 E19 Episode 17 E20 Episode 18 E21 Episode 19 E22 Episode 20 E23 Episode 21 E24 Episode 22 E25 Episode 23 E26 Episode 24 E27 Episode 25 E28 Episode 26 E29 Episode 27 E30 Episode 28 E31 Episode 29 E32 Episode 30 Part 1 E33 Episode 30 Part 2 E34 Episode 30 Part 3 E35 Episode 31 E36 Episode 32 E37 Episode 33 E38 Episode 34 E39 Episode 35 E40 Episode 36 E41 Episode 37 E42 Episode 38 E43 Episode 39 E44 Episode 40 E45 Episode 41 E46 Episode 42 E47 Episode 43 E48 Episode 44 E49 DragonBall Z Abridged SPECIAL: Celloween: A FLIGHT OUT OF CELL E50 Episode 45 E51 Episode 46 E52 History of Trunks E53 Episode 47 E54 Episode 48 E55 Episode 49 E56 Episode 50 E57 Episode 51 E58 Episode 52 E59 Episode 53 E60 Episode 54 E61 Episode 55 E62 Episode 56 E63 Episode 57 E64 Episode 58 E65 Episode 59 E66 Episode 60 - Part 1 E67 Episode 60 - Part 2 E68 Episode 60 - Part 3 E69 Episode 60 - Epilogue
Movies & specials
M1 Dead Zone M2 The World's Strongest M3 Christmas Tree of Might Part 1 M4 Christmas Tree of Might Part 2 M5 Lord Slug M6 DragonBall Z Abridged SPECIAL: Bardock: Father of Goku M7 DragonBall Z Abridged SPECIAL: Episode of Bardock M8 Revenge of Cooler M9 The Return of Cooler M10 Super Android 13 M11 Plan to Eradicate Christmas M12 BROLY
Kai Abridged
K1 Episode 1 K2 Episode 2 K3 Episode 2.9 (April Fools 2019) K4 Episode 3 K5 Episode 3.5
Buu Bits
B1 First Day of School B2 Talk of the Town B3 Backstory Buddies B4 Why Didn't You Dodge B5 Long Distance Call B6 What's Her Name Again B7 Vegeta's Sacrifice (+ALTERNATE VERSION) B8 Turtle Turtle Wave B9 This Is Her Fight B10 Mortified B11 Dial M For Vegeta P.1 B12 Dial M For Vegeta P.2 B13 The Good, The Bad, And The Godly B14 Dying On A Leash B15 Keep Your Eyes On The Buu B16 A Win is a Win B17 Super Saiyan 3 B18 And That's How The Demon King Crumbles B19 He Is A Jealous God B20 He's From A Different Time B21 Purple Hair and Pronouns B22 Best Buuddies B23 Who Ya Gonna Call? B24 Adulting B25 Left Buuhind B26 At Least It's Not Vegerot B27 Just Kidding B28 It Works in the Movies B29 The World Champ! Pt.1 B30 The World Champ! Pt.2 B31 A Super Reunion B32 All Uub'd Up and Ready To Go! B33 DELETED SCENE: We love you Sharpner! B34 Like Father Like Son! B35 God is Single B36 DELETED SCENE: Mine B37 DELETED SCENE: Daddy Shark B38 Full Compilation (with Deleted & Alternate Scenes)
Cell Vs
C1 Cell Vs Yusuke C2 Cell Vs Yami Yugi C3 Cell Vs Ryu & Ken C4 Cell Vs Sonic & Knuckles C5 Cell Vs Kenshiro C6 Cell Vs Light Yagami C7 Cell Vs Saitama & Genos C8 Cell Vs Ash Ketchum C9 Deadpool VS Cell
Goku 0:11
β™ͺ 'You put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both up' β™ͺ
King Kai 0:17
Goku, come in! *says Chi Chi*
Goku 0:18
Oh hey, King Kai!
King Kai 0:19
Your friends are in trouble, Goku! Are you healed yet?
Goku 0:23
Uhh... nah, I don't think so.
King Kai 0:25
Well, how long do you think it's gonna take?
Goku 0:28
Well, I think the machine will tell me when I'm done.
King Kai 0:30
OK... you *think*, or you *know*?
Goku 0:35
β™ͺ ...You put the lime in the coconut-- β™ͺ
King Kai 0:37
GOKU!
Goku 0:37
Aww c'mon, King Kai, they don't need my help. I bet they're doing just fine on their own.
Vegeta 0:43
Healer's down!
Krillin 0:44
Need a res!
Gohan 0:44
Out of mana!
Vegeta 0:45
WAAAAAAAGH...!
Krillin 0:46
WAAAAAAAH...!
Gohan 0:47
AAAAAAAH...!
Freeza 0:48
>:)<
1:09
[Dramatic sting]
Piccolo 1:11
(Growling)
Freeza 1:12
It's been so long since I've had to use this form. It feels like an old suit I never have an occasion to wear.
Piccolo 1:18
Ugh!
Krillin 1:18
Ugh!
Freeza 1:20
Unfortunately, whenever I put it on... someone *dies*.
Gohan 1:25
Dende... *no*!
Freeza 1:27
Oh, don't cry for the poor thing. I've saved him the fate of seeing what I'm about to do to you.
Vegeta 1:33
Joke's on you; he hated the bald one.
Krillin 1:35
Hey, that's not fair!
Krillin 1:36
He just met Piccolo!
1:38
[Dramatic music]
Vegeta 1:42
GET DOWN!
1:45
[BOOOM]
1:45
[Dramatic sting]
Krillin 1:48
I couldn't even follow that attack! It was almost instantaneous!
Vegeta 1:51
Yep! Just gonna stand here and keep being awesome.
Piccolo 1:55
There's nothing we can do against that kind of power!
Vegeta 1:57
Uhh, hello? Awesome. Right here.
Gohan 2:00
We're all gonna die!
Vegeta 2:02
You know what? All of you better duck, because I'm about to turn left, and I don't wanna smack you with my dick.
Freeza 2:09
Oh look at you, Vegeta. You're really going to fight me.
Freeza 2:13
Well, n-not really fight, more like... flailing angrily...
Vegeta 2:16
Make your jokes while you can, Freeza, because I can now see the peak of your power... while I'm only beginning to tap into mine.
Freeza 2:24
I feel like we've been here before. Have we been here before?
Vegeta 2:26
You see, I have finally realized the legend!
Freeza 2:29
Oh my God, this *is* happening again!
Vegeta 2:31
That's right. You're not dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore, Freeza.
Vegeta 2:37
I, Vegeta, have finally become: THE LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYANβ„’!
2:43
[Dramatic sting]
Freeza 2:45
OK, seriously, first off - "Super Saiyan"... what *is* that? What even *is* that? I'll tell you what it is: It's just some *stupid* legend passed by your filthy monkey ancestors around a campfire like it was their own dung!
Freeza 2:59
Let me tell you, Vegeta: I don't deal in *legends*; I deal in facts.
Freeza 3:05
And here's a fact: By the end of this, you are going to be crying... like a little... *bitch*.
Vegeta 3:15
...Bitch, you just jealous of my Super Saiyan Swagger!
Freeza 3:17
Oh, for f**k's sake...
Vegeta 3:18
HAARRRWAAUGH!
Vegeta 3:20
HYAHH!
3:21
[Vegeta continues to grunt while he attacks Freeza]
Vegeta 3:26
'Yes! I have him on the ropes! All he can do is dodge me!'
Freeza 3:30
'God - Zarbon's dead, Dodoria's dead, the Ginyu's are dead... this has been one giant mess.'
Freeza 3:36
'It's just like that jockstrap incident; only now, I don't have Ginyu around to dig the holes.'
Vegeta 3:40
AAAARRRRGH!
Vegeta 3:42
Huh? Wha--?
Freeza 3:43
This may be a little off topic, but how good are you at digging holes?
Vegeta 3:44
Ugh!
Vegeta 3:47
What are--
Freeza 3:48
I mean, besides the one you've already dug yourself into.
Vegeta 3:51
Hurrgh, don't you MOCK ME!!
Freeza 3:53
Oh?
Vegeta 3:55
HRAAAAGH!
Vegeta 3:59
HRAGH! HRAGH! HRAGH! HRAGH!
Krillin 4:05
I don't get it! Why can't Vegeta hit him?!
Vegeta 4:07
DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA!
Piccolo 4:07
Because he keeps aiming where he is instead of where he's going to be!
Gohan 4:12
Uuugh!
Piccolo 4:13
'Oh, crap (!)'
Krillin 4:14
So, does this mean we should--?
Piccolo 4:15
DOOODGE!!
Krillin 4:16
Hah!
Vegeta 4:18
DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! DA--!
Vegeta 4:22
DAKKA! DAKKA--
Vegeta 4:22
DAKKA DAKKA--AH!
Vegeta 4:23
Ah... hurrgh!
Freeza 4:23
So, are we done playing children's games, Vegeta?
Freeza 4:26
Or do I have to *tickle* you?
Vegeta 4:28
St-stop... stop, stop...
Freeza 4:28
Eh? Eh~? Coochie coo, coochie coochie coochie coo?
Vegeta 4:31
STOP IT OR I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP!!
Vegeta 4:35
We'll see how you stand up to everything I've got!
Vegeta 4:39
Take... my Super... Saiyan... WRAAATH!!
Freeza 4:47
'Oh, and I should probably send the Ginyu's families something... Perhaps some wine, a gift basket...'
Vegeta 4:53
AUGH!
Freeza 4:56
'...or maybe gift baskets *with* wine.'
Vegeta 4:59
Wh-what...? How-aah...? How is tha--...? Oh God...
Freeza 5:04
See? It's like I told you, Vegeta... like a *bitch*!
Vegeta 5:08
Shut up!!
Freeza 5:09
Oh my *God*, you actually are crying!
Vegeta 5:13
I'm not crying!! Not!!
Freeza 5:15
Honestly, now I just feel bad. Usually, I just blow up whatever's in my way, but with you, I've gotten kind of attached.
5:19
[Vegeta whimpers in fear]
Freeza 5:21
It's sort of like putting down Old Space Yeller.
Krillin 5:24
How is that a thing??
Freeza 5:25
It's sad, really... but before we part ways, Vegeta, let me tell you a *tale*.
Vegeta 5:31
AAAAH!
Freeza 5:32
The End.
5:33
[SPLASH]
Freeza 5:43
See that, Vegeta? Now, for my next trick, I'm going to make an asshole disappear!
Orpheus 5:49
Wagwan, brethren Vegeta? Me be ya spirit animal.
Orpheus 5:53
And me here tell you how to mash up that bumbaclot Freeza. All ya gotta do is--
5:53
[Vegeta groans and pants]
Orpheus 5:57
AAH!
6:01
[GULP]
Freeza 6:02
Hey, Vegeta!
Vegeta 6:03
Wha... whaat--?
6:05
[THUMP]
Vegeta 6:05
BAAH!
Freeza 6:05
Stop hitting yourself.
6:06
[THUMP]
Vegeta 6:06
UUGH!
Freeza 6:07
Stop hitting yourself.
6:07
[THUMP]
Vegeta 6:07
URGH!
Freeza 6:08
Stop hitting yourself.
6:09
[THUMP]
Vegeta 6:09
AAGH-AAH!
6:10
[THUD]
Vegeta 6:10
Aha! Haha, you're the one hitting me!
Freeza 6:13
Au contraire, Vegeta... you brought this upon yourself.
Vegeta 6:16
UGH! AAH!
Vegeta 6:18
BUGH!
Krillin 6:25
Should... we... help... him?
Gohan 6:28
WUGH!
Krillin 6:28
WUGH!
Piccolo 6:28
WUGH!
Freeza 6:29
Oh, go ahead. Pool's open; water's fine.
Freeza 6:31
Hm? No? Just going to stand there like a bunch of pissants?
Freeza 6:36
Thought so.
Freeza 6:37
Now, where were we? Oh right, I believe it waaaaas... kidney punch!
6:42
[THUMP]
Vegeta 6:42
AAAAGH!
6:43
[THUMP THUMP THUMP]
Vegeta 6:43
AAGH! URGH! UUGH!
Freeza 6:43
Kidney punch! Kidney punch! Kidney punch!
Freeza 6:44
And pause...
6:46
[THUMP]
Vegeta 6:46
AAAAUGH!
Freeza 6:46
And pause... kidney punch!
Goku 6:50
β™ͺ Row, row, row your boat β™ͺ
Goku 6:51
β™ͺ Gently down the stream β™ͺ
Goku 6:53
β™ͺ Merrily merrily merrily merrily β™ͺ
Goku 6:55
β™ͺ Life is but a dream β™ͺ
Goku 6:57
β™ͺ Row, row, row your boat β™ͺ
King Kai 6:59
β™ͺ Row, row, row your boat β™ͺ
Goku 6:59
β™ͺ Gently down the stream β™ͺ
King Kai 7:01
β™ͺ Gently down the stream β™ͺ
Goku 7:01
β™ͺ Merrily merrily merrily merrily β™ͺ
King Kai 7:03
β™ͺ Merrily merrily merrily merrily β™ͺ
Goku 7:03
β™ͺ Life is but a dream β™ͺ
King Kai 7:04
β™ͺ Life is but a dream β™ͺ
Goku 7:04
β™ͺ Row, row, row your boat β™ͺ
King Kai 7:06
β™ͺ Row, row, row your boat β™ͺ
Goku 7:06
β™ͺ Gently down the stream β™ͺ
Tien 7:08
β™ͺ Row, row, row your boat β™ͺ
King Kai 7:08
β™ͺ Gently down the stream β™ͺ
Goku 7:08
β™ͺ Merrily merrily merrily merrily β™ͺ
Tien 7:10
β™ͺ Gently down the stream β™ͺ
King Kai 7:10
β™ͺ Merrily merrily merrily merrily β™ͺ
Goku 7:10
β™ͺ Life is but a dream β™ͺ
Tien 7:12
β™ͺ Merrily merrily merrily merrily β™ͺ
King Kai 7:12
β™ͺ Life is but a dream β™ͺ
Goku 7:12
β™ͺ Row, row, row your boat β™ͺ
Tien 7:14
β™ͺ Life is but a dream β™ͺ
King Kai 7:14
β™ͺ Row, row, row your boat β™ͺ
Goku 7:14
β™ͺ Gently down the stream β™ͺ
Tien 7:15
β™ͺ Row, row, row your boat β™ͺ
King Kai 7:15
β™ͺ Gently down the stream β™ͺ
Goku 7:15
β™ͺ Merrily merrily merrily merrily β™ͺ
Yamcha 7:17
(Gasp)
7:17
[BEEP]
Goku 7:18
'Pod's done!'
7:19
[SLAM]
Vegeta 7:19
UGH!
Vegeta 7:21
UGH-uhh!
Freeza 7:26
It seems our game is over, Vegeta.
Freeza 7:30
Now that we're done here, it's time to send you crying home to mommy.
Vegeta 7:35
My mother's dead...
Freeza 7:37
I know.
Freeza 7:38
HYEEEEEEEAAAH!
Piccolo 7:43
Urgh!
Krillin 7:43
Aah!
Gohan 7:43
Uhh!
7:45
[Musical swell (heroic music)]
Freeza 7:49
...Who--
Goku 7:50
Hey guys, how's it going? Piccolo? When did you come back?
Piccolo 7:53
Uh... Dragon Balls.
Goku 7:54
Oh, neat! Hey, Krillin! That armor looks funny on ya!
Gohan 7:58
Hey, Dad!
Goku 7:59
Hey.
Goku 7:59
So are you that Freezer guy?
Freeza 8:01
...I am *Lord* Freeza, yes.
Goku 8:04
Awesome! I'mma deck you in the schnoz!
8:07
[THUD]
Vegeta 8:07
Owww...
Freeza 8:08
I'm sorry, that's a new one, er... who, are you, exactly?
Goku 8:12
I'm Goku! I'm insane... from Earth!
Freeza 8:17
...
Vegeta 8:19
He means Saiyan...
Freeza 8:21
Uh, between you and the Namekian, I think I've lost my touch at genocide!
Goku 8:24
What's wrong, Vegeta? Did Freezer do this to you?
Freeza 8:28
Oh look, he's all concerned. I'm impressed, Vegeta; you managed to make a friend.
Vegeta 8:33
Hate you... hate you both...
Freeza 8:36
Unfortunately, Vegeta and I were having a disagreement.
Freeza 8:39
He wanted himself to live, and well... I didn't.
Goku 8:43
Why do you wanna die?
Freeza 8:44
Wha--... no, I, I-I mea--I meant I want *him* to die--
Goku 8:47
Is it 'cause you look weird?
Freeza 8:49
...WHAT?
Goku 8:50
Well, you know you got that big head, those weird lips and that tail...
Freeza 8:53
Eeeegh!
Goku 8:56
...and you don't have ears...
Freeza 8:58
OK, *no*!
Goku 9:05
...and to top it all off, you're really kind of a jerk.
Freeza 9:08
And apparently, this is now happening.
Freeza 9:09
Vegeta! Explain!
Vegeta 9:11
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Freeza 9:13
What are you...?
Vegeta 9:15
you see, Freeza... you aren't dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore...
Freeza 9:21
Oh~ my~ *God*~!!
Vegeta 9:23
He has risen above, and become a legend... the legend that you fear...
Vegeta 9:32
He has become... A SUPER SAI--YAN!!
Goku 9:37
(Gasp) VEGETA!!
9:37
[HISS]
Freeza 9:38
No, seriously, you have no idea how old that got.
Vegeta 9:47
Laugh while you can, Freeza!
Vegeta 9:48
Because I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.
9:52
[β™« "Rock You Like A Hurricane" β™«]
9:56
[Cut-off]
Vegeta 9:58
Huh...
Vegeta 9:59
I should've known that was only a one hit wonder.

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