Goku!

Hi, Dr. Briefs!

Goku, what have you done?! You've blasted off into space!

You're incredibly lucky I already set the coordinates for Namek, but you... you...

Where did you get that muffin?

Muffin Button.

But... I... never installed a Muffin Button!

Then where did I get this muffin...?

Listen very close, Goku.

Whatever you do, don't fool with the gravity controls. It goes up to 100 times Earth's normal gravity.

So what you're saying is: If I turn up the gravity, then I can get stronger!

NO! What I'm saying is it will crush your bones!

The detrimental effects could be catastrophic! You may never walk again!

Bored now. Gotta train. Bye bye!

GOKU! WAIT!

I like his mustache.

♫ CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA ♫

♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫ (With a smile that’s Ultra-Z)

♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~ ♫ (Even today is ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~)

♫ Sparking! [fading echo] ♫

(Grunts)

Are you alright over there?

Yeah. Little bastards just hit me outta nowhere.

Oh, trust me. I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.

Good to see you're still conscious, Dodoria.

Oh, and just so you know, it's not a big deal or anything, you might want to get right onto this one, but THEY'RE GETTING AWAY, YOU FAT BASTARD!

(Growls angrily)

Not gonna lie, Gohan; not your brightest move.

Oh, come on, Krillin; we have a two mile lead on him.

Factoring in our speed and velocity and his mass, there's no way he should be able to catch up--

URAAH!

Well, *look who's wrong*!

There's always room for error!

URAGH!

AAHRUGH!

'Aw dammitdammitdammitdammitdammitdammitdammitdammitdammit--!'

No, you don't!

How do you think Dodoria is doing up there?

We're talking about one of my finest soldiers.

There's no way that they'll escape Dodoria's grasp.

D'YAGH!

OOGH!

God dammit.

But what if they have any tricks up their sleeves?

Come now, Zarbon! We both know Dodoria would never let them out of sight.

SOLAR FLARE!!!

God, *dammit*!

Still sir, we have to remember that Vegeta is on the planet.

Oh, please! Like Vegeta could even lay a hand on Dodoria!

D'UGH!

GOD *DAMMIIIIIIIT*--!!!

(Gasping for air)

'Sup, Bubblegum?

Vegeta! You got some serious balls to get the drop on me!

Funny you should mention that. I just happen to be looking for a set.

Well, look at you, Veggie. All grown up and out on your own, trying to move up in the world.

And look at you, packing away more bacon than Hormel.

Very funny. But you won't be laughing when Freeza finds your scrawny ass.

So how about I make you a deal:

You hand over that pretty red Scouter, and maybe I won't point Freeza in the right direction.

Oh! You mean *this* Scouter?

That's right.

Well, I'd be inclined to give it to you; but, you see, there's a problem with it.

And what would that be?

It's broken.

Blagh!!! You fool! Now you're as blind as the rest of us!

Not quite. See, while I was on Earth, I learned a new trick.

I can sense energy.

How the hell'd you do that?

I dunno.

Wait a minute...! I get it now! Those little bastards I were chasing were Earthlings!

You sent them to lure me away from Freeza!

I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is: "Hit me, Vegeta!" "Please kill me!" "God, this armor makes me look fat!"

THAT'S IT! RRRRAGH!

MOUTHY! LITTLE! PRICK!

Where you aiming, Dewgong?

RRGGHH!

Upsie daisy!

RRAAGH!

(Growling in pain)

Any last words before I take you apart like a pink Potato Head?

W-W-Wait! I can tell you what really happened to your planet!

You mean that Freeza blew it up?

NO! THATFREEZABLEWITUP!!!

...What?

Really should have told Freeza to keep off the Twitter.

Ple-e-ease, do-hon't kill me, I beg ya, DON'T KILL MEE-EE-EE-ee-ee-eeeee...!

Look at you, Dodoria... you were always so damn proud... and now here you are, CRYING like a woman!

I AM A WOMAN!!!!

Wha--

...*What*?

I SAID I AM A WOMAN!!

...WHAT?!

Welp! Good thing I was there to get us out of that one!

Well, yeah, but, why didn't you use your Kienzan--?

HEY LOOK! I even saved this thing. Can you fly, little guy?

My name is Dende. And yes; we all learn when we are children.

You know, you should probably stick with us.

Considering it is either that, or going back to meet the same fate as my brother and father... I am weighing my options.

I like you! I'm gonna call you Little Green!

My name is Dende.

Come on, Little Green! Let's go introduce you to Bulma!

...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful, and fertile, woman on my home planet.

...Before Freeza blew it up.

He tends to do that. Also, huuuughhh!

So now you know the truth, Vegeta.

Yes, I do. And now I'm going to start repressing the truth!

And the first step... is killing you.

W-W-Wait!

You and I, w-we could team up against Freeza! Rule the universe - as husband and wife!

Repressing in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...!!

(Panicking)

(Screaming)

...aaaaaand repressed.

Krillin, that's the cave!

Hey Bulma, you clean up in there? We have guests.

I do not think I want to go in there.

Awww, don't worry. That's just Bulma.

I do not know what this "Bulma" is, but it sounds needy.

Hey Bulma, open up!

Hmm?

Well, if it isn't Mr. Super Soaker himself!

What happened? Got tired of abandoning me and found something else to abandon?

BULMA! You're scaring Little Green!

I am still weighing my options...

Oh, by the way, my Dad called earlier.

He says Goku's on his way here!

WOOHOO!

And he'll be here in six days.

WOOHOO--oohhhh.....

Well....good thing I took out that life insurance policy.

Mr. Gohan? Those things on that person's chest... what are they?

Oh, on Bulma? Those are breasts.

They look lovely. I wish to nestle between them...

You are just adorable!

Oh-- no, no Ginyu, we don't need any assistance. We have this all under control.

Lord Freeza, I wish to enter.

Oh pardon me, I have to take this. Ta ta!

What is it, Zarbon?

Well, sir, the Scouters reported back.

Gooooood; so Dodoria has eliminated those pests then?

Well... that's just it...

It turns out... she's dead.

...THE F**K?!

Now... before I start training, I need the right music to train to!

Let's see here...

YAAAY!