K5 Episode 3.5
Episodes
E1 Episode 1
E2 Episode 2
E3 Episode 3
E4 Episode 4
E5 Episode 5
E6 Episode 6
E7 Episode 7
E8 Episode 8
E9 Episode 9
E10 Episode 10 Part 1
E11 Episode 10 Part 2
E12 Episode 10 Part 3
E13 Episode 11
E14 Episode 12
E15 Episode 13
E16 Episode 14
E17 Episode 15
E18 Episode 16
E19 Episode 17
E20 Episode 18
E21 Episode 19
E22 Episode 20
E23 Episode 21
E24 Episode 22
E25 Episode 23
E26 Episode 24
E27 Episode 25
E28 Episode 26
E29 Episode 27
E30 Episode 28
E31 Episode 29
E32 Episode 30 Part 1
E33 Episode 30 Part 2
E34 Episode 30 Part 3
E35 Episode 31
E36 Episode 32
E37 Episode 33
E38 Episode 34
E39 Episode 35
E40 Episode 36
E41 Episode 37
E42 Episode 38
E43 Episode 39
E44 Episode 40
E45 Episode 41
E46 Episode 42
E47 Episode 43
E48 Episode 44
E49 DragonBall Z Abridged SPECIAL: Celloween: A FLIGHT OUT OF CELL
E50 Episode 45
E51 Episode 46
E52 History of Trunks
E53 Episode 47
E54 Episode 48
E55 Episode 49
E56 Episode 50
E57 Episode 51
E58 Episode 52
E59 Episode 53
E60 Episode 54
E61 Episode 55
E62 Episode 56
E63 Episode 57
E64 Episode 58
E65 Episode 59
E66 Episode 60 - Part 1
E67 Episode 60 - Part 2
E68 Episode 60 - Part 3
E69 Episode 60 - Epilogue Movies & specials
M1 Dead Zone
M2 The World's Strongest
M3 Christmas Tree of Might Part 1
M4 Christmas Tree of Might Part 2
M5 Lord Slug
M6 DragonBall Z Abridged SPECIAL: Bardock: Father of Goku
M7 DragonBall Z Abridged SPECIAL: Episode of Bardock
M8 Revenge of Cooler
M9 The Return of Cooler
M10 Super Android 13
M11 Plan to Eradicate Christmas
M12 BROLY Kai Abridged
K1 Episode 1
K2 Episode 2
K3 Episode 2.9 (April Fools 2019)
K4 Episode 3
K5 Episode 3.5 Buu Bits
B1 First Day of School
B2 Talk of the Town
B3 Backstory Buddies
B4 Why Didn't You Dodge
B5 Long Distance Call
B6 What's Her Name Again
B7 Vegeta's Sacrifice (+ALTERNATE VERSION)
B8 Turtle Turtle Wave
B9 This Is Her Fight
B10 Mortified
B11 Dial M For Vegeta P.1
B12 Dial M For Vegeta P.2
B13 The Good, The Bad, And The Godly
B14 Dying On A Leash
B15 Keep Your Eyes On The Buu
B16 A Win is a Win
B17 Super Saiyan 3
B18 And That's How The Demon King Crumbles
B19 He Is A Jealous God
B20 He's From A Different Time
B21 Purple Hair and Pronouns
B22 Best Buuddies
B23 Who Ya Gonna Call?
B24 Adulting
B25 Left Buuhind
B26 At Least It's Not Vegerot
B27 Just Kidding
B28 It Works in the Movies
B29 The World Champ! Pt.1
B30 The World Champ! Pt.2
B31 A Super Reunion
B32 All Uub'd Up and Ready To Go!
B33 DELETED SCENE: We love you Sharpner!
B34 Like Father Like Son!
B35 God is Single
B36 DELETED SCENE: Mine
B37 DELETED SCENE: Daddy Shark
B38 Full Compilation (with Deleted & Alternate Scenes) Cell Vs
C1 Cell Vs Yusuke
C2 Cell Vs Yami Yugi
C3 Cell Vs Ryu & Ken
C4 Cell Vs Sonic & Knuckles
C5 Cell Vs Kenshiro
C6 Cell Vs Light Yagami
C7 Cell Vs Saitama & Genos
C8 Cell Vs Ash Ketchum
C9 Deadpool VS Cell
Perfect Cell 0:00 Give money!
Perfect Cell 0:00 Recieve Dragonball!
Imperfect Cell 0:02 βͺ Only shooting stars break the...
Imperfect Cell 0:05 ...mo~old. βͺ
Imperfect Cell 0:09 Hey, da~
Imperfect Cell 0:10 Hey, da~ddy!
Piccolo 0:11 Who're you?
0:12 [vomits]
0:13 [baby crying]
Imperfect Cell 0:14 You're gonna help me raise this child! [baby crying]
Piccolo 0:15 I'm not ready for that level of commitment!
Imperfect Cell 0:17 Fine!
0:18 [stab]
Piccolo 0:18 NOOO!
Piccolo 0:19 MY BABY!!!
Kami 0:21 He's getting in your head!
Kami 0:22 AND YOUR ARM!
0:23 [stab]
Piccolo 0:23 AAAAGH, MY ARM!!!
Imperfect Cell 0:25 Ooh, Daddy; it's so tight!
Piccolo 0:27 Why do you keep calling me that!?
Imperfect Cell 0:29 Because I'm NINE guys!
Imperfect Cell 0:31 Burgers and fries!
Krillin 0:32 Piccolo, we're here to help-
Krillin 0:33 Oh my god;
Krillin 0:34 Is his mouth his dick?
Imperfect Cell 0:35 SOLAR FLARE!
Krillin 0:37 AH! DICK IN MY EYES!
Imperfect Cell 0:38 BRB; Gonna eat up my siblings!
Piccolo 0:41 What should we do?
Future Trunks 0:42 If only Goku were here!
0:43 [pop]
Goku 0:44 PLUS ULTRA!
0:45 [pop]
Krillin 0:46 Wonder where they're going?
Mr. Popo 0:47 WELCOME TO THE ROOM OF INFINITE BULLSHIT!!!
Vegeta 0:50 F*ck's that mean?
Goku 0:51 It means next year will be tomorrow.
Vegeta 0:54 NANI?!?
0:55 [slam]
Gohan 0:56 So what are we gonna do?
Goku 0:57 I dunno. I usually don't get involved until things are at their worst.
Gohan 1:01 so, we're waiting for Vegeta?
Goku 1:01 Waiting for Vegeta, yes. GOHAN: so, we're waiting for Vegeta?
Goku 1:02 Waiting for Vegeta, yes.
Talk Show 1:03 No, I don't think it's racist to call the king a son of a bitch.
Talk Show 1:07 17: Hey!
Piccolo 1:07 HRMN?!
Piccolo 1:08 17: Can Goku come out and die?
Piccolo 1:09 THE SIGN SAYS NO SOLICITORS!
Piccolo 1:11 GUAWG!
Piccolo 1:12 GUAWG! -BLAHEGH!
Piccolo 1:12 GUAWG! GUACK! -BLAHEGH!
Piccolo 1:13 GUAWG! GUACK! -BLAHEGH! BLARARAH!
Piccolo 1:14 GUAWG! GUACK! UGHAW! -BLAHEGH! BLARARAH!
Piccolo 1:14 GUAWG! GUACK! UGHAW! -BLAHEGH! BLARARAH! BLUAGH
Piccolo 1:15 18: And suddenly we're in Looney Toons. [Grunting continues off screen]
Piccolo 1:16 16: I like the Road Runner.
Imperfect Cell 1:18 And I like Pepe le Pew! [Grunting stops]
Imperfect Cell 1:19 And I like Pepe le Pew!
Piccolo 1:20 I'm a fan of Sam Sheepdog-
Piccolo 1:22 DOLWARGH!
Piccolo 1:22 17: Cyborg Jesus, what is that thing?
Impefect Cell 1:25 I'm your Onii-Chan!
Impefect Cell 1:27 17: What are we going to do on the ground, Onii-chan?
1:30 [Anime WOW! sound effect]
Impefect Cell 1:31 16: Gundam sound effect!
Imperfect Cell 1:33 AH!
Imperfect Cell 1:34 F*ck!
Imperfect Cell 1:35 Do you MIND?!?
Imperfect Cell 1:36 I don't come to your work and knock your brother out of YOUR π―πΆπ³π¬.
Imperfect Cell 1:39 17: Wait you can't do this, we're related!
Imperfect Cell 1:41 Not by blood~
Imperfect Cell 1:42 17: Oh, cool. That's fine then.
1:43 [schlomp]
1:44 [Porn music in background accompanied by scrunching sounds]
1:50 [Morph sound]
Semi-Perfect Cell 1:51 And now, I--
Tenshinhan 1:52 HEY, DICK LIPS!
Tenshinhan 1:54 This is the last cool thing I'll ever do.
Tenshinhan 1:56 There is no joke.
Semi-Perfect Cell 1:57 Respecc.
Semi-Perfect Cell 1:58 AW BEANS!
Tenshinhan 1:59 HO
Tenshinhan 2:00 HO-HO
Tenshinhan 2:01 HO-HO-HO
2:02 [Fighterz Down voice clip]
Tenshinhan 2:03 Merry Christmas motherf*cker.
Semi-Perfect Cell 2:05 And Happy Hanukkah to you.
Tenshinhan 2:07 Thanks.
2:08 [pop]
Goku 2:08 Did someone say Christmas?!
Tenshinhan 2:10 NOW you show up.
Semi-Perfect Cell 2:11 Oh, hey Goku--
Goku 2:12 You're gonna f*cking die.
2:14 [pop]
Semi-Perfect Cell 2:14 Oh.
Semi-Perfect Cell 2:15 Guess I'll just Perfect, then.
Vegeta 2:17 Or maybe you will not!
Semi-Perfect Cell 2:19 Oh, hey Vegeta.
Vegeta 2:20 I'm gonna do you a f*ck!
Semi-Perfect Cell 2:22 S'cuse me?
Vegeta 2:23 NEVER!
Vegeta 2:23 AHH
Vegeta 2:24 AAH BLggghhh
Vegeta 2:24 Look how yoke'd I am.
2:26 [spits]
Vegeta 2:26 Straight up cock diesel!
Semi-Perfect Cell 2:28 Can I just absorb the androids?
Vegeta 2:30 No.
Future Trunks 2:30 Yes!
Semi-Perfect Cell 2:31 Pleeeease??
Vegeta 2:32 Yes!
Future Trunks 2:32 NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Future Trunks 2:33 18: ...what are they talking about? FUTURE TRUNKS: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
2:34 [schlomp]
2:36 [morph sound]
Perfect Cell 2:37 I am perfect...
Perfect Cell 2:39 ...and you will quote...
Perfect Cell 2:41 ...everything I say.
Krillin 2:42 YOU ATE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
Krillin 2:44 YOU ATE MY GIRLFRIE--ah.
Vegeta 2:45 Now you shall feel the wrath of SUPER VEGETA!!!
Vegeta 2:47 Now you shall feel the wrath of SUPER VEGE--ah.
Future Trunks 2:48 I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY ANOTHER FUTURE!!!
Future Trunks 2:50 I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY ANOTHER FUTU--ah.
Perfect Cell 2:51 And now I'm gonna go throw a tournament. Later, breeders.
Krillin 2:55 We're friends now.
Krillin 2:56 16: But I want to kill Goku.
Krillin 2:58 Most of my friends did.
3:00 [humming Megalovania]
Perfect Cell 3:04 Mmm, this will age well.
Goku 3:06 Hey, guys, we're out of the chamber! Anything happen?
Goku 3:10 Vegeta, whatchu do?
Vegeta 3:12 Nothin'.
Goku 3:13 Vegeta, What did you do?
Vegeta 3:15 Nothinguh!
Goku 3:16 What.
Goku 3:17 What. Did
Goku 3:17 What. Did. You.
Goku 3:18 What. Did. You. Do?
Vegeta 3:18 I f*cked your mom!
Goku 3:19 I don't have a mom!
Vegeta 3:21 Neither do I...
Gohan 3:24 Hey Mr. Piccolo! I'm super saiyan.
Piccolo 3:26 NO, YOU'RE ME!
3:28 [A$AP Rocky - Fashion Killa plays in the background]
Gohan 3:29 Cash. [A$AP Rocky - Fashion Killa plays in the background]
Future Trunks 3:30 By the way, we don't have Dragon Balls anymore so-
Goku 3:32 But then what are we in!?
3:33 [pop]
Goku 3:35 Goku fix.
Dende 3:36 Okay, so I'm God now.
Mr. Popo 3:37 Bet.
Dende 3:38 Sick.
Goku 3:38 Tournament time!
Alucard 3:40 Hey, we still doing those versus videos? [Hellsing Ultimate theme plays in the background]
Perfect Cell 3:42 Nope!
Alucard 3:43 Ah, no worries.
Goku 3:45 I Like that guy's coat.
Perfect Cell 3:47 Welcome to the Cell Games, everybody. Here are the brackets.
Future Trunks 3:50 Wait, how is that a tournament?
Perfect Cell 3:52 Hey don't hate the Cell player, hate the Cell Games.
Mr. Satan 3:56 What about-
Mr. Satan 3:57 GOKU & PERFECT CELL: Shut the f*ck up!
Mr. Satan 3:58 They didn't really change my character anyway.
Goku 4:00 All right! Let's go Cell!
Perfect Cell 4:02 With pleasure!
Perfect Cell 4:04 AUGH!
Goku 4:05 Ow! I quit!
Goku 4:06 Gohan, get 'em!
Gohan 4:07 What!?!
Perfect Cell 4:08 NANI!?!
Goku 4:09 In a year.
Gohan 4:11 NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Perfect Cell 4:13 Wait, did we just skip my children? GOHAN: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Perfect Cell 4:14 Wait, did we just skip my children?
Perfect Cell 4:15 Wait, did we just skip my childr--ah. [Mario power down sound effect]
Gohan 4:15 Get lost, ya dingus.
Semi-Perfect Cell 4:17 I'm no dingus...
Semi-Perfect Cell 4:19 YOU'RE A DINGUS!!!
4:21 [will.i.am - Big and Chunky plays in the background]
Gohan 4:22 Oh god, I killed us all!
Goku 4:24 No, Gohan. Just me.
Gohan 4:27 NOOOOOO-
Super Perfect Cell 4:28 JK, not dead, LOL.
Future Trunks 4:30 NOOOOOO-
Future Trunks 4:31 AUGH!
Super Perfect Cell 4:32 No! Enough of that!
Super Perfect Cell 4:34 Now listen up. Y'all been skipping my best shit since I got here.
Super Perfect Cell 4:37 Ranked me as fourth-best villain under King Piccolo!
Super Perfect Cell 4:41 I'm Perfect Cell, motherf*ckers!
Super Perfect Cell 4:44 So Dende on f*cking Earth!
Super Perfect Cell 4:45 You better recognize the crackle of my RAW,
Super Perfect Cell 4:49 SSSSEXUAL ENERGY,
Super Perfect Cell 4:51 and line your 1990s asses up so I can-
Gohan 4:55 HAAAAAA!!!
Super Perfect Cell 4:56 This time I'ma let it all come out.
Super Perfect Cell 4:59 This time I'ma stand up and shout.
Super Perfect Cell 5:01 I'ma do things my way.
Super Perfect Cell 5:03 It's my way!
Super Perfect Cell 5:05 My way or the high~
Super Perfect Cell 5:08 My way or the high waaaay~
Super Perfect Cell 5:11 CHIIIP
Krillin 5:14 Gohan beat Cell!
Piccolo 5:15 But at what cost?
Piccolo 5:18 Oh right, no cost.
Piccolo 5:19 Hooray!
Shenron 5:20 New balls, who dis?
Yamcha 5:22 Bring back the deads!
Shenron 5:23 Done.
Krillin 5:24 Give me a girlfriend!
Shenron 5:25 Done.
Goku 5:26 I'm gonna stay dead.
Shenron 5:27 Done!
Gohan 5:28 What!?
Goku 5:29 You're Goku now...
Goku 5:34 I-I meant *for* now.
5:36 [Dragon Soul!]
Gohan 5:41 Wow! I wonder what's next for me?
Piccolo 5:45 You peaked.
Gohan 5:47 What?
Piccolo 5:47 You peaked.
Gohan 5:48 You're kidding!
Gohan 5:49 After all that!?
Piccolo 5:50 Yeah, sorry.
Gohan 5:52 But...b-but I get stronger though, right?
Piccolo 5:55 Yeah, but...
Piccolo 5:57 ...no.
Gohan 5:58 ...oh.
Gohan 6:03 16: By the way, I never died in this version.