“Episode 10 Part 1”

Episode 10 Part 1 · 0:00

0:07
Vegeta: Hahaha! Aha! He’s gone! He’s finally gone!
0:11
Vegeta: I’m so happy right now! I might not even slaughter you all!
0:15
Krillin: R-- really?
0:17
Vegeta: Haha! Ha! Oho! Oh.
0:19
Vegeta: Oh no; you’re all thoroughly screwed.
0:21
Krillin: Awww...
0:22
Goku: Gohan, Krillin – I’ll handle Vegeta on my own.
0:26
Goku: I need the both of you to get as far away as--
0:28
[Whoooosh]
0:30
Goku: Where’d Krillin go?
0:31
Krillin: Aaaahahaahaah...!!
0:35
Goku: Gohan, follow Krillin. Get home to your mother.
0:38
Gohan: Right, Daddy. Is there anything you want me to tell her?
0:40
Goku: Yes, Gohan.
0:42
Goku: Tell her
0:43
[♪♪Coming Undone♪♪]
0:45
Goku: To put dinner on.
0:47
[♪♪Coming Undone♪♪]
0:49
Goku: Because I'm hungry.
0:51
[♪♪Coming Undone♪♪]
0:54
[♫ "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" ♫]
0:56
[♫ CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA ♫]
0:59
[♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫ (With a smile that’s Ultra-Z)]
1:03
[♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~ ♫ (Even today is ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~)]
1:06
[♫ Sparking! [fading echo] ♫]
1:15
Vegeta: Alright, are you ready for this?
1:17
Goku: You bet I am! But first, why don’t we take this battle somewhere else?
1:21
Vegeta: What's wrong with here?
1:23
Goku: I don’t know. Something about it doesn’t feel right.
1:26
Vegeta: Well, it is a little corpse-y.
1:28
[Wind blowing]
1:30
Narrator: Meanwhile, on King Kai’s planet...
1:33
King Kai: 'So, the fight is about to begin.'
1:36
King Kai: 'The showdown between the Saiyan elite; and the low-class warrior, trained by me.'
1:41
King Kai: Takin’ all bets, guys! Takin’ all bets!
1:43
[Monkey noises]
1:45
Bojack: Yargh! I bet 50 gold doubloons on the short one.
1:49
Gregory: Uh, sir, is this really appropriate?
1:51
Gregory: If Goku loses, the entire Earth could be destroyed.
1:55
King Kai: ...You were saying...?
1:58
Gregory: D’ah. 1,000 zeni on Goku.
2:00
Narrator: Hey, can I get in on this?
2:02
King Kai: Wait a second! Don’t you already know the outcome of the fight?
2:05
Narrator: N-- noooo~
2:10
Goku: This is it!
2:13
Vegeta: Ah, yes. A *perfect* place to mark your grave.
2:18
Goku: Listen. We don’t have to do this, you know.
2:21
Goku: If you leave now and promise to never come back, I’ll let you go.
2:25
Goku: And we can stop this meaningless bloodshed.
2:27
Vegeta: Such tripe! Where’s your Saiyan pride, Kakarot?
2:31
Vegeta: We are proud warriors - bred to fight and conquer!
2:35
Vegeta: This planet has made you soft.
2:38
Goku: Are you sure about this? Because even if you’re a little~ sorry--
2:41
Vegeta: No! I'm not sorry!
2:47
Goku: Are you absolutely sure you--
2:49
Vegeta: Yes! I am entirely sure!
2:51
Vegeta: I’m going to obliterate you and the rest of this planet myself with my own two--
2:54
Goku: Kaio-ken!!
2:56
Vegeta: Kaio-wha--uwagh!
2:56
Goku: AAAH!
3:00
[Goku grunts]
3:02
[Vegeta panting]
3:04
Vegeta: Okay, not bad... but still nothing compared to me.
3:10
Vegeta: Now witness the power of a Saiyan elite!
3:12
Goku: Elite? What's that mean?
3:14
Vegeta: It means I’m of the upper class. A finer breed! The highest grade of warrior!
3:21
[Wind blows]
3:25
Vegeta: (Sigh), okay, consider yourself beef jerky while I’m filet mignon.
3:29
Goku: Oooh, I like both those things!
3:33
Vegeta: I’m going to start beating you now. I don’t know when I’ll stop.
3:36
Goku: Hopefully before dinner. 'Cause I told Gohan to tell Chi-Chi that--
3:39
Goku: AH! Unh!
3:42
Vegeta: Hah! What’s wrong, Kakarot? Can’t keep up?!
3:48
Vegeta: I told you, Kakarot. There’s no way you can measure up to an elite like me! You’re fighting a losing battle here!
3:55
Vegeta: You may as well just surrender this pathetic planet now and--
3:58
Goku: KAIO-KEN TIMES *THREE*!
4:01
Vegeta: Times wha--?
4:01
Vegeta: AAAAAGHHH--!!
4:10
Vegeta: This... proves... nothing...!
4:14
Goku: Are you okay in there?
4:15
Vegeta: Yah. I’m fan-f**king-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
4:20
Goku: Oh, really?! Can I come in too?!
4:24
Vegeta: I’m surrounded by idiots...
4:27
Goku: I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream…
4:30
Vegeta: WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
4:35
Vegeta: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!
4:40
Goku: Aww, sounds like somebody’s got an ice cream headache!
4:45
Vegeta: THAT’S IT! EVERYONE DIES!
4:49
Vegeta: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLANET, KAKAROT!
4:53
Goku: Well that's not very nice...
4:54
Vegeta: OF COURSE NOT! I’M F**KING EVIL!!
4:58
Vegeta: GALICK GUN…!
5:00
Goku: Oooh! Did he say garlic--
5:02
Vegeta: HUUUAAAARRRGH...!
5:03
Goku: ...Oh, man!
5:06
Goku: KAAAAAAA
5:08
Goku: MEEEEE
5:12
Goku: HAAAAAAAA
5:15
Goku: MEEEEEEEE
5:18
Vegeta: ...FIIIIIIIREEE!!!
5:20
Goku: ...HAAAAAAAAA!!!!
5:29
Vegeta: This is the end, Kakarot!
5:31
Vegeta: You don’t stand a chance! I put all my power into this attack!
5:35
Vegeta: Now perish, with the rest of your pathetic world!
5:39
Goku: [Grunting]
5:42
Goku: KAIO-KEN...
5:45
Vegeta: Noooo...!
5:46
Goku: TIIIIIIIMES...
5:48
Vegeta: No, no no!
5:50
Goku: FOUUUURRRR!
5:50
Vegeta: NononononononoNONO--
5:53
Vegeta: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu...!
6:03
Narrator: Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
6:06
[Clock ticking]
6:10
Bulma: Remember when we used to do stuff?
6:12
Bulma: You know? Be out there with them? And help?
6:15
[Sounds of agreement]
6:18
Oolong: And remember the Red Ribbon Army?
6:20
[All agree]
6:22
Roshi: And what about King Piccolo?
6:24
[Assent]
6:26
Bulma: Whatever happened to Launch?
6:30
Roshi: Who?
6:30
[♪♪ “The Singing Sea” from Cowboy Bebop ♪♪]
6:35
Launch: (Sigh)
6:38
Narrator: Meanwhile, back at the plot...
6:41
Vegeta: ...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
6:46
[Panting]
6:48
Vegeta: Son of a BITCH!
6:50
Vegeta: This can't be happening!
6:52
Vegeta: I’m the Prince! I’m supposed to be the best by default!
6:56
[Panting]
6:58
Vegeta: I'll show that little bastard!
7:00
Vegeta: I’ll become the mighty Oozaru, and crush him into the--!
7:04
Vegeta: ...Where’s the Moon?
7:06
Vegeta: WHERE’S THE DAMN MOON?!
7:12
Piccolo: MOOOOOOOOON~!
7:17
Goku: Huh?
7:20
Vegeta: Very clever, Kakarot! I’d taken you for a fool but it seems you’re far more cunning than you let on!
7:26
Vegeta: But destroying the Moon won’t stop me! We’ve learned to create artificial moons that supply the necessary Bl--
7:33
Goku: Question!
7:34
Vegeta: What?
7:35
Goku: Are they made of cheese?
7:38
Vegeta: I’m going to enjoy this far more than I should.
7:42
Goku: Ah, uwaaahaa...!
7:42
Vegeta: Now watch, Kakarot!
7:44
Vegeta: As your life becomes inconsequential, as I reveal my GIANT MONKEY--
7:49
Audience: [Aghast gasps]
7:50
Vegeta: ...form!
7:52
Audience: [Sighs of relief]
7:53
Bystander: Thank God; I thought he meant penis!
7:56
Vegeta: [Growling with a deepening voice]
8:01
Goku: 'He's getting huge!'
8:03
Goku: 'That means he’ll only be stronger. That means he won’t be as fast--'
8:07
Goku: Oh-God-he’s-still-as-fast!
8:08
Vegeta: ROOAAARGH!
8:09
Goku: 'He’s too powerful! I have to come up with a plan!'
8:12
Goku: 'Wait! I know!' I just have to think like a monkey! Hmmm…
8:20
[Monkey noises]
8:22
Goku: 'Hey! It’s working!'
8:23
King Kai: No, that’s just Bubbles. Get off my back, Bubbles!
8:26
[Thud]
8:26
[Bubbles groans]
8:28
King Kai: Goku, listen! The only way you can beat him is if you use the Spirit Bomb!
8:33
Goku: On it!
8:34
King Kai: And whatever you do, make sure you’re very well hidden! It’s going to take a lot of time to gather up all that energy!
8:40
Goku: AAAAUGH!
8:41
[Static]
8:42
Phone Operator: We’re sorry. The number you are trying to reach has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again later.
8:49
King Kai: Huh...