Hahaha! Aha! He’s gone! He’s finally gone!

I’m so happy right now! I might not even slaughter you all!

R-- really?

Haha! Ha! Oho! Oh.

Oh no; you’re all thoroughly screwed.

Awww...

Gohan, Krillin – I’ll handle Vegeta on my own.

I need the both of you to get as far away as--

Where’d Krillin go?

Aaaahahaahaah...!!

Gohan, follow Krillin. Get home to your mother.

Right, Daddy. Is there anything you want me to tell her?

Yes, Gohan.

Tell her

To put dinner on.

Because I'm hungry.

Alright, are you ready for this?

You bet I am! But first, why don’t we take this battle somewhere else?

What's wrong with here?

I don’t know. Something about it doesn’t feel right.

Well, it is a little corpse-y.

Meanwhile, on King Kai’s planet...

'So, the fight is about to begin.'

'The showdown between the Saiyan elite; and the low-class warrior, trained by me.'

Takin’ all bets, guys! Takin’ all bets!

Yargh! I bet 50 gold doubloons on the short one.

Uh, sir, is this really appropriate?

If Goku loses, the entire Earth could be destroyed.

...You were saying...?

D’ah. 1,000 zeni on Goku.

Hey, can I get in on this?

Wait a second! Don’t you already know the outcome of the fight?

N-- noooo~

This is it!

Ah, yes. A *perfect* place to mark your grave.

Listen. We don’t have to do this, you know.

If you leave now and promise to never come back, I’ll let you go.

And we can stop this meaningless bloodshed.

Such tripe! Where’s your Saiyan pride, Kakarot?

We are proud warriors - bred to fight and conquer!

This planet has made you soft.

Are you sure about this? Because even if you’re a little~ sorry--

No! I'm not sorry!

Are you absolutely sure you--

Yes! I am entirely sure!

I’m going to obliterate you and the rest of this planet myself with my own two--

Kaio-ken!!

Kaio-wha--uwagh!

AAAH!

Okay, not bad... but still nothing compared to me.

Now witness the power of a Saiyan elite!

Elite? What's that mean?

It means I’m of the upper class. A finer breed! The highest grade of warrior!

(Sigh), okay, consider yourself beef jerky while I’m filet mignon.

Oooh, I like both those things!

I’m going to start beating you now. I don’t know when I’ll stop.

Hopefully before dinner. 'Cause I told Gohan to tell Chi-Chi that--

AH! Unh!

Hah! What’s wrong, Kakarot? Can’t keep up?!

I told you, Kakarot. There’s no way you can measure up to an elite like me! You’re fighting a losing battle here!

You may as well just surrender this pathetic planet now and--

KAIO-KEN TIMES *THREE*!

Times wha--?

AAAAAGHHH--!!

This... proves... nothing...!

Are you okay in there?

Yah. I’m fan-f**king-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.

Oh, really?! Can I come in too?!

I’m surrounded by idiots...

I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice cream…

WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!

Aww, sounds like somebody’s got an ice cream headache!

THAT’S IT! EVERYONE DIES!

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLANET, KAKAROT!

Well that's not very nice...

OF COURSE NOT! I’M F**KING EVIL!!

GALICK GUN…!

Oooh! Did he say garlic--

HUUUAAAARRRGH...!

...Oh, man!

KAAAAAAA

MEEEEE

HAAAAAAAA

MEEEEEEEE

...FIIIIIIIREEE!!!

...HAAAAAAAAA!!!!

This is the end, Kakarot!

You don’t stand a chance! I put all my power into this attack!

Now perish, with the rest of your pathetic world!

[Grunting]

KAIO-KEN...

Noooo...!

TIIIIIIIMES...

No, no no!

FOUUUURRRR!

NononononononoNONO--

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuu...!

Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

Remember when we used to do stuff?

You know? Be out there with them? And help?

And remember the Red Ribbon Army?

And what about King Piccolo?

Whatever happened to Launch?

Who?

(Sigh)

Meanwhile, back at the plot...

...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Son of a BITCH!

This can't be happening!

I’m the Prince! I’m supposed to be the best by default!

I'll show that little bastard!

I’ll become the mighty Oozaru, and crush him into the--!

...Where’s the Moon?

WHERE’S THE DAMN MOON?!

MOOOOOOOOON~!

Huh?

Very clever, Kakarot! I’d taken you for a fool but it seems you’re far more cunning than you let on!

But destroying the Moon won’t stop me! We’ve learned to create artificial moons that supply the necessary Bl--

Question!

What?

Are they made of cheese?

I’m going to enjoy this far more than I should.

Ah, uwaaahaa...!

Now watch, Kakarot!

As your life becomes inconsequential, as I reveal my GIANT MONKEY--

[Aghast gasps]

...form!

[Sighs of relief]

Thank God; I thought he meant penis!

[Growling with a deepening voice]

'He's getting huge!'

'That means he’ll only be stronger. That means he won’t be as fast--'

Oh-God-he’s-still-as-fast!

ROOAAARGH!

'He’s too powerful! I have to come up with a plan!'

'Wait! I know!' I just have to think like a monkey! Hmmm…

'Hey! It’s working!'

No, that’s just Bubbles. Get off my back, Bubbles!

Goku, listen! The only way you can beat him is if you use the Spirit Bomb!

On it!

And whatever you do, make sure you’re very well hidden! It’s going to take a lot of time to gather up all that energy!

AAAAUGH!

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