Well, Goku has passed, but his sacrifice has stopped a great evil.

Thanks to him, our lives can return to peace once mor--

Raaaditz? Raaaaaditz?

What the hell is that?

Guy-who's-as-strong-as-a-Saibaman-says "What?"

That usually gets to him. I think he's dead, Vegeta.

Big shocker -- nobody cares. We're ten times stronger than him anyway.

We'll go to Earth, find the Dragon Balls, and kill everyone!

And we'll be there within a year or so.

...Depending on filler, of course.

Aaanything else we need to go over, Vegeta?

Nope. That's about it.

Well...

All right, you little human... Saiyan... thing...

I saw what you did to that Saiyan back there.

That kind of power can be useful.

Wh... What do you mean?

I'm going to make you my pupil, and then...

I'll use YOU for my conquest to take over the world!

But... But where's my Daddy?

Hate to tell you, kid, but your dad's DEAD!

Actually, I kind of like saying that.

Haha! Your dad's dea--!

Ah... damn it.

This is why I hang out in wastelands.

Hello! And welcome to the Heavenly Check-In Station!

Please no cutting in line.

If you are caught cutting in line, you will be sent straight to Hell.

...And so, we need Goku here to get to King Kai's for his masterful training, Lord Yemma.

Give me one good reason I should allow this.

Because, if you don't, that line's going to increase by SIX BILLION!

Six billion?!

I'm supposed to be intimidated by six billion?!

Please! I can judge six billion souls faster than you take a piss, old man!

You know, I am the Guardian of Earth.

Can I *please* get a little bit more respect here?

Big deal! I'm the closest thing to a God in this show!

Until you get to the Kais...

...then I'll be horrrribly insignificant.

I do have a desk, though! It's made of mahogany!

Ma-ho-gany.

Uhh, anyway, can we please--

SILENCE!

Mahogany...

Ummm... sir?

Uh, what? Oh, uh, sure. Whatever.

He can go to King Kai's... but he'll have to run on SNAAAAKE WAAAY!

Sounds fun!

Prepare to be surprised.

Alright, I'm off! Oh, wait.

By the way... did you see a guy named Raditz come through here?

He has spiky hair and a tail?

Oh yeah, I remember that guy.

I put him in my patented Yemma-lock!

And it worked?

F*** no! He kicked me in the balls and ran away!

Now I don't know where he is.

He didn't keep his eye on the birdie!

Huh. Okaay...

Well, bye!

See ya next time you die!

....Mahogany.

So, Krillin, how did Chi-Chi take the news?

Ummm...

Well, Krillin, what did you need to talk about?

So, Chi-Chi. Hypothetically:

What would you do if you were told that your husband was dead, and your son were kidnapped by his worst enemy?

I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife!

Oh!

Then it's a good thing I'm not telling you that!

Would you like to spend the night?

Against my better judgment...

♪ Kriiilliiin, where arrree youuu? ♪

AaaaaAAAAUUUGH!!

Relatively well.

So, are you going to grab the other Z-Warriors and go train with Kami?

The who warriors?

The Z-Warriors. You, Goku, Tien, Yamcha, Chiaotzu...

That's what we always call you guys.

That's the stupidest thing I've ever--!

KRILLIIIN!! Where the hell are you!?!

Well, I'm off to gather the Z-Warriors! Bye!

AAUGH-HA-HAAA...!

Listen up, runt! Today we're going to commence your intense training, under me.

But wait... wouldn't that cause horrible muscle degeneration for somebody my age, crippling me for years to come?

...You're a wordy little bastard, aren't you?

My Mom wants me to become an ortho--

NERRRD!

Wha-what?

Anyway, I figured to unleash your hidden potential, I'd have to put you in immense physical danger.

So I'm going to throw you at that mountain.

Actually, that looks more like a plat--

EAAAAAAAUUUUUU...!

'Any second now...'

'Here it commmmes...'

'Aaaannd...!'

Ewww...

'This is going to be a loooooong training session...'

All right, Mr. Muscle Man. Here you are at Snake Way.

Now; you might wanna pack a lunch because it's gonna be a long run.

Nah, I'm just jokin'; you're not going to be eating nothin'.

WOW... That looks like it's going to take me a while.

Now, be careful running; you don't wanna fall off and die.

That's just a little bit of dead humor. But seriously; do not fall off or you will go to Hell.

Has anyone ever run the whole thing before?

Well, there was one man.

Well, who was he?

I believe his name was--

Mr. Popo!

Yes, Kami?

I just received word that we have a new batch of trainees coming.

Make sure you take good care of them.

And not just any mahogany; but mahogany from the planet of Malchior 7, where the trees are three-hundred feet tall and breathe FIRE!!

From these trees, this desk was forged 2,000 years ago, using ancient blood-rituals of the Malchior people!

Not only does this make my desk nigh *indestructible*, but it can bend the fabric of the Universe ITSELF!

Also, it's a very fine material. Verrry expensive.

Oooookay--?

It's mahogany.