Aaaaaaaahhhaaa....!

What did I tell you, Kakarot? I'm ten times stronger in this form, while you are beaten and weary!

'Man. This is worse than that time I was in high school, and all the guys called me "Geeko", and I was Piccolo's slave, I couldn't get Chi-Chi to like me, and--'

Oh, wow. I hit that rock harder than I thought.

Now, Kakarot... to FINISH THIS!

'Oh, man. What would Yamcha do?'

'Um, um... what would Tien do?!'

Wait, I know!

Prepare to die, Kakarot!

Solar Flare!

AAAAAugh!

Aaaah!

Damn, my eyes!

Oh God, it's like walking in on Freeza in the shower!

Wait a minute, Freeza's always naked...

GAAAAHHH!!

Kakarot, when I find you you're going to die! And not any sort of good death! You’re going to die horribly, terribly, I’m going to eat your--

All right! That should buy me some time, now let's see.

Planet! Give me your energy -- everything you can spare!

Oceans, Forests, People of the planet, and all the animals that live alongside them!

I’m going to hammer you...

(indistinguishable), you're gonna be so *dead*!

There! I think I have enough energy... but, maybe a little more wouldn't hurt.

Daddy?

'All right! That should do it! All finished.'

Hurgh, finally, I can see again. Kakarot, I am going to KILL you!

Now, take this:

Energy from the entire *world*!

HURAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

'Well, if that don't beat all...' AAAAAAAAH!

Ugh!

Hey, Kakarot, what's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Huh?

Christopher Reeves!

AAAAAAAOOWWW!

That was in terrible ta-a-aste...!

Don't care; evil! Now, time to crush you like an Arlian.

A... what?

Exactly! Now die!

Huhh!

Argh!

AAAAAAAAH!!

Again with the f**king eye!

God...dammit!

Hah! Now to make my cunning escape.

Huh! Hah!

Hah!

Ah, that would be awesome.

I've had enough of this. I'm going to crush the life out of you, you insolent little--

AAAAAAAAAH...!

Krillin, are you sure my Dad's going to be okay all on his own?

Oh, come on, Gohan. You saw how much stronger your dad's become. I'm sure he can take care of--

AAAAAAAAAH...!

Ah, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter...

AAAAAAAAAUGH!

All right, Kakarot. Let's hear those bones shatter!

AAUAGH--{SQUEAK}

What the...

AUAGH--{SQUEAK}

Oh my God, that's hilarious!

Hahahaha, muhahahahaha!

Get your filthy hands off of him, you damn dirty ape!

Oh, very creative. And what exactly will you do if I don't?

I'll make you regret it!

Law of mass dictates that the mass of an object dramatically increases the force of impact when said object collides with the ground; and, with your size, you'll make an extensively large impact upon your inevitable defeat!

...What?

...What?

The bigger they are, the harder they *fall*!

...What?

ARGH! Stop that!

Listen, kid, you're real brave and all, but your dad's beaten and broken, and neither of you have the skill or energy--

Kienzan!

...to take me on.

Da-a-amnit!

You're finished! All of your planet's greatest fighters!

ALL of them *worthless* in the presence of a Saiyan elite!

None of you can stop me! NONE OF YOU--!

Uhhh-uh..?

Runningrunningrunningrunningrunning!

Uh, ohh...

Ow...

God... ....damn iiiiiiii (voice transitions from growly to normal) iiiit.

Haaa....

He's back to normal!

Gohan, we can do this!

We can beat him! WE HAVE A CHAN--!

Aha!

Oh, God... (sobbing)

You know, I thought I'd be angrier; what with the utter humiliation and loss of my tail... or maybe I'm just so *unbelievably* enraged that I have come full circle.

Oh well. Either way, it's time to put an end to this.

G...Gohan... is that you?

Hey, Daddy. I'm.... really sorry.

It's okay, Gohan. You tried your best.

At least... you got home to your mother... and told her to--

Um! Actually, I never went home. I came back to save you.

Oh...

D...Daddy?

Everyone makes mistakes, Gohan.

But we have to be strong now, okay?

Daddy...

Son!

Ungh!

Ugh!

No-ho-oh!

What now, Kakarot?

You damaged me! You cut off my tail! You've insulted me beyond belief. But you still havn't taken my pride!

Hah!

Oh my pride!

I'll teach you to hurt my Daddy!

What are you going to do, huh?! You barely have any energy left!

Hah!

Uwagh!

'D'AAAH! MY EYE! Why is it always the goddamn eye?!'

K...Krillin... come here...

I have something to give you.

Your last will and testament?

No, it's energy from the entire world. It's our last hope!

...And you're giving it to ME...?

I'm... kind of out of options.

Holy crap! So THIS is what being important feels like!

Hyah!

AAAAAHH!

All right, Kakarot. Say goodbye to your son!

'Wow, such power!'

'From every living being on the planet!'

'I can feel it all surging inside of me.'

'Every man, woman, and child!'

'This... is Planet Earth's very *essence*!'

BOOYAH, MOTHERF**KER!

Wh-what the hell is--

ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL!

RAH!

*Gyaaaah*! *Goddamn it*!

Gohan... listen. You have to bounce it back at Vegeta!

But, are you sure? I don't think energy works like that.

Don't worry, Gohan. You can do it. You're a *good guy*!

Oh... okay... if you believe in me, then I'll--

Or, it'll kill you.

WHAT?!

AAAH...!

There's nothing left now. Your last hope and you missed.

You're all defeated and there isn't a damn thing you can--

'What smells like deer?'

WAAAAAAAGH!

CURSE MY HUBRIS!!!

YAHOO!!

Goku, we did it! We won! We beat him with the Spirit Bomb!

Way to go, you guys.

All right, Goku. Let's get you and Gohan home.

It's been tough, but now, we'll never have to see that rotten Saiyan ever again.

*Alive* again. We'll never have to see him alive again, that's what I meant.

(Sigh)... but at least it's finally over.

You gunna eat that Saiyan?

...Wha--?

Dibs!

Rrright... anyway, it seems the Spirit Bomb's done the trick.

And with that, we can all go home and live in peace and--

HUAAAAAAAH!!

WAAAAAAHH!!

AAAAAAAAGH!!

AAAAAAAHH!!

UAAAAAHHH!!

WAAAAAHH!!

AAAAAAH!!

UAAAAHHH!!

What's goin' on, guys?

We won, right?