Hey Piccolo, mind if I ask you somethin'?

What is it?

You’re not human either, right?

Yeah...?

And your dad spit you out as an egg, right?

What about it?

Are...

Are you a Yoshi?

...Yes, Goku; I’m a green f***ing dinosaur!

Can...

Can I ride you?

Huuuurrrrgh...!

Shut up.

I said shut up!

SHUT UP!

Dammit, why isn’t screaming angrily making you cry less?!

Aw, to hell with this, you're roomin' in the time-out pod.

'Thank sweet merciful God that’s over.'

Now I can just sit back and--

...beat the crap out of whoever’s coming, (Sigh), great...

Raditz, give me back my son!

Wheeeeee!

Hmmm... so, you’re here already... and I see you brought the Namekian as well.

A-actually, that hasn’t been explained yet.

Oh...

Well, it’s not like anyone cares about him anyway.

Well, screw you too!

Piccolo? You use weighted training clothes as well?

No, Goku; I just *love* to get naked when I’m around you.

'Their power level is rising...'

So... nudity makes you stronger on this planet!

Uh, no; we’re wearing weighted clothing.

Oh... of course!

Because that would be ridiculous! A-hahahaha...!

So that hair *does* compensate for something.

Ha ha! Dangly parts.

SHUT UP!

ERGH!

OOARGH!

OK, what the hell was that?

I don’t know! But let’s try it again...

from *behind*!

AHHHH!

HURRRGH!

AGHH! GUWAH!

We *really* shouldn’t be announcing our attack strategy--

Rush him!

Dammit, Goku!

HURRRGH!

Will you at least try to dodge this one?!

Dodge wha--?

WHOA, GEEZ!

ARRGH!

Ha! You missed me--!

My bad.

AGH! Ugh!

Hu-hu-hu-hu!

'Note to self: Less talky, more fighty.'

Ahh...

Hey, Piccolo, we may be taking a beating, but at least we managed to dodge that one.

High fiiii-EEEE-ee!

Uh... handsha--

Thumbs u--

...G-good job.

HAHA, AHAHAha, AHAHha!

"Aw, excuse me, has anyone seen my arm? You can’t miss it - it’s green!" Hahaha...!

Yeah... anyway, listen.

I’ve got one more attack that should do it. Upside is, I can use it with one arm.

And what's the down side?

You’ll have to distract him while I charge it...

That's not too ba--

...For five minutes.

And considering he beat us to a pulp in under one-- eh...

ah, never mind, I’m sure you can handle it.

Wow... you really have that much faith in me?

Yeah, sure... why not?

Well then, I won’t disappoint you.

Here goes nothin'!

HURRRGH! Ready or not, here I co--!

AGGGHH!

♪ 'Dun dunnnn duh dun dun...' ♪

♪ 'Mahna mahna' ♪

♪ 'Dun duh dun duh...' ♪

♪ 'Mahna mahna. Dunnn duh duh duh duh, duh duh duh, duh duh duh, dunna' ♪

♪ 'I'm a chargin’ my attack.' ♪

Ha! Got your tail!

Please let me go?

Well... since you asked nicely...

AHHH!

'Perhaps on second thought, a whole five-minute startup time for an attack is preeetty abysmal in terms of usability in battle...'

Piccolo help!

Ha! Got your tail! Again!

Please let go?

I’m not falling for that again!

Pretty please let me go?

Wellllll...

Ooh, OW! Spine!

OW! Ribs! Definitely ribs!

Aha! Attacking an opponent roughly four times your strength in a one-on-one battle...

A cunning strategy!

No... no n-not “cunning”...

What’s the opposite of that?

"Retarded"?

That's it! Thank you!

Now, disregarding the Namekian, I--

Uh-uh! A Yoshi!

I’m not a goddamn Yoshi!

But you said you were!

It’s called "sarcasm"!

What’s that taste like?

Damn it, Goku!

AHH!

STOP IGNORING ME!

Aagh, my *ribs*! *I think you broke my*...!

Mmmmmm~ ribs...

Eurrrgh! Stop...ignoring...me...and DIE!

Ow. Ow. Ow!

Huh?

Stop beating up my Daddy~!

AAAHH!

Nooo, my space pod--!

AAAUGH! My space armor!

We get it; you’re from space!

Ughh! Uhhhh...!

Uhh!

G-Gohan?

Huh?

What... was that?

Daddy!

No, no; seriously, what the hell was that?

We were getting slaughtered out there, and you could do tha--

Oh, crap...

Uncle Raditz is PISSED!!

Wait... hold on!

Or what? Mr. Shattered Ribs is going to stop me?

Listen, you don’t understand!

Nothing you could do could ever compare to what Chi-Chi would do to me if she found out he died.

Well, sucks to be you.

'I don’t have any choice. I have to use my last technique!'

NOW, DIE!

Full Nelson!

A Full Nelson? That won’t work on me; I’m *Raditz*!

OK, let go!

Seriously, this is starting to piss me off!

Hurh!

Piccolo!

Ready!

HURRRGH!

Good!

Just make sure you give me a signal before you fire that thing. I’m right behind him!

HURGGH!

Oh, sure. I’ll give you a signal.

It’ll be the last signal you’ll ever *get*!

Muahahahaha! Rahahahahahahahahahahaa!

Well, OK, as long as we’re clear on that.

MAKANSA... (Sigh), MAKAKASAPOP... (Sigh), MEKKASAPPA... oh, to hell with it!

SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!

Aaah...!

Is that what you’re going to yell out when you--

OH, GOD!!

Riiiiiicolaaaa--

AAAHAAHAAH!

Aagh!

Augh!

Dammit! Ungh...

And there was no way I could have gotten out of there!

You know, you could’ve flown.

Damn you, hindsiiiiight!

Bleh.

Goku! After several hours of debating, we decided you might need our--

...*Aah, crap*.

Goku!

You can't die!

Here, I brought a Senzu bean!

I don’t think that’s gonna work.

Why not?

I sort of have a hole in my esophagus...

Wait, then how are you breathing?

U-uhh...

Goku?

Huhh...

Goku...?

Huhh...

Holy crap...

I’m not the first person to die in this series!!

Krillin!

What?

Too soon!

I can’t believe he’s gone.

Yeah. Pity, that.

RRAAAARRRGH!!

Errrughh...

Wait, what the hell? You can regenerate?

Yeah; and you know what else?

What?

I’mtakingGohanBye!

Quick... somebody stop him!

Dammit, Roshi!

Shut up, Krillin.

Aww...

Gohan! Do a Headbutt!

GoooHAN!