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Wait, Gohan, your lunch!

Huh?

Sorry, it's just that the Venn diagram of supply chains for prison and school cafeterias is basically a circle.

Thanks, Mom. You're the best.

And sorry you have to travel 600 miles to school.

It's alright. I've got the coolest ride in my grade.

Nimbus!

Later, Mom.

Always listen to your teachers.

And remember, all women are liars, and you'll always be my baby, and you'll never grow up.

When can I go to school?

When your father comes home.

Between putting out fires in downtown, narrowly saving hundreds from a potential plane crash, and stopping bank robbers single-handedly, Satan City, and maybe Earth itself, has found a new hero.

And that hero's name is...

The Great Saiyaman.

Oh my god, is 'The' part of his name? What is he, a rapper?

It is a weird name for a superhero.

I think it's kinda cool.

Of course you do, you're hillfolk.

Sharpner!

Erasa, he knows I love him. Gohan, you know I love you.

I guess?

He's a menace. A superhuman wannabe hero enforcing his justice on my city.

Unlike you, who enforces your justice on your dad's city.

I'm different!

He's working outside of the law. I work with the police.

Oh, and that makes you the good guy?

What does that mean?

It means you're my favorite nepo baby, Videl, and I love you.

So I can't use the helmet for the tournament.

Can you come up with a workaround?

Think you can pull off a do-rag?

I mean, I can try.

So, what do you think, Trunks?

I think if I'm honest, Mom will ground me.

Probably.

Well, if it isn't the Great Saiyaman, gracing us with his presence.

Having fun using our name for your stupid superhero bullshit?

Vegeta, did you take out the trash like I asked?

Why? We have slaves for that.

Stop calling them slaves!

Fine. Interns.

Thank you.

Hey Vegeta, you taking part in the World Martial Arts Tournament too?

Why? So I can beat up a bunch of weaklings for money?

I'm already rich and I've got nothing to prove.

What if I was there?

Oh no, the voices are back.

No, I'm real.

Hey King Kai, am I real?

Oh yeah, no, he's real.

Not according to that court-ordered quack!

Actually, I hear him too.

What the hell?

Heaven, actually.

So then, Great Saiyaman, what's your story?

I'm just a small-town boy with alien blood, looking to make a difference. You?

An agent of justice, cleaning up the city and fighting against the filth that took my mother from me.

Oh my gosh, criminals killed your mom?

Well, no, uh, I actually lost her to the Big C.

But that backstory doesn't exactly strike fear into the hearts of criminals.

Yeah, I lost my dad to the Big C too.

Oh wow, I'm so sorry.

Cancer's a bitch, huh?

Oh, no, I thought you meant Cell.

But didn't everyone mysteriously come back after he died?

Not everyone.

Did you say alien?

Who wants to learn how to fly?

Oh wow! Look at you, Krillin, you've got hair!

And proof I had sex!

Hello!

Aww, what's your name?

Marron!

So, are we gonna talk about that, or...

Talk about what? It's my grandmother's name.

Talk... about how great it is you can still have children.

Uh, thank you?

You're welcome, goodbye!

You're right, it is funnier if we act like I don't know.

Told ya!

Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What?

So you're this massively powerful half-human, half-alien super warrior?

Uh, I mean, saying that about myself feels a little conceited, but...

What I'm saying is, you can dodge bullets, much less any attack I throw at you.

Well... yeah, honestly.

Why do you ask?

No reason.

Dang it, I can't get him out of the ring!

I guess that's what I should expect from the son of Kakarot.

Baby shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! Baby shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!

Okay, how about we get a little spicier?

Ah!

Nice!

Aw, hey, Gohan, you taught him how to dodge. That's great.

Trunks pulling up!

Wait, does that mean we can use pew-pews?

Of course we can, duh.

Cool!

Kame! Kame!

Dude, you're not even saying it right. It's Kame-ha!

AHHHHH!

Wait, even if you say it wrong, it still works? Then why say it at all?

Because it sounds cool!

Does it, though?

Oh, come on, he knows I love him. You know I love you, the Great Saiyaman!

Seriously, though, who put that do-rag on him?

In all my years of watching brutal violence unfold, this is without a doubt the most pointless, unnecessary savagery we have ever witnessed!

Aw, come on, this could be way worse. She still has all her vital organs.

All of them.

I have to do something! I can't let this continue!

No, Gohan. If you step in, you'll be disqualified.

Damn it! You're right!

Oh God, my arm!

My true identity is the Supreme Kai, or Kaioshin, but you may just call me Shin.

Huh. Are you above or below the Grand Kai? He had a dumb beard.

The Supreme Kai are the highest ranking of them all, actually.

Cool! What about you? Are you also Supreme?

I do not speak to Mortys.

Mortys?

It means mortal, which is what he should be saying.

So, what's with the M's on their heads?

That is the mark of the Majin.

If Babidi finds any evil in your heart, he can use it to control you, turning you into his puppet.

Wait, any evil?

Yes, any evil.

Even using your phone during a movie, or leaving your shopping cart in a parking space.

Oh, that's super evil.

The cart return is, like, right there.

Hello, can I speak with a Vegeta?

The fuck are you?

Name's Babidi, son of Bibidi.

That's stupid.

Right.

Well, I'm here to make you a... proposition.

I'm listening.

Hold on, what about tipping? Because some places actually pay their employees, but others don't.

I mean, obviously then you tip at the places that don't.

This is why I hunt my own food.

Come on, Vegeta. I can see it deep in your soul. Let me give you what you want. All the power that you need to defeat Goku.

You know, funny thing is, I know you're playing him.

Wait, no. Don't tell me that Vegeta has darkness in his heart.

Oh, no.

I'm not.

Vegeta, wait!

Stop it, Geets! This isn't like you! You're not a bad guy!

Since when?

When on this worthless Earth did I ever become a quote-unquote good guy?

You were at Krillin's barbecue last week!

Yeah, and I brought potato salad.

He is truly lost to us.

Wait, no, you mustn't!

This fight will only serve to hasten Majin Buu's awakening!

And how strong is he?

Much stronger than any of you!

No, I mean he can literally blow up galaxies!

Mr. Shin, you are only making this worse.

Ah, fucking mortals.

Vegeta, I don't understand. Why would you let Babidi do this?

You don't get it. How could you?

You, who's never once questioned why he fights.

You've always lived for yourself, trained for yourself.

But once you were gone, I lost what drove me to be better.

I lost my edge.

And now I'm going to PTA meetings and Krillin's movie nights!

Listen to me, Kakarot! I'm using his fucking name!

But now I have a chance.

A chance to finally fight you one-on-one.

No outsiders, no interference, just you, me, and my victory.

Alright.

That's it?

Yeah, look, Geets, I'm just here for the fight. You don't gotta justify it.

God, I missed you.

What's that?

Finally, after all these years and all of my hard work, he's finally been set free!

My baby boy, Majin Buu!

Buu!

Buu-buu-buu! Buu-buu-buu! Buu-buu-buu! Buu-buu-buu!

I'm sorry, does he need to go back in the oven?

I'm a clone, so I don't really remember the original.

Dabura, little help here.

Let me talk with him, Master.

Majin Buu!

Buu! Are you new friend?

You play games with Buu?

I am not here for games. I am the Demon King Dabura.

Our master is Babidi, and you shall follow his every whim.

Understood?

You play games with Buu.

What was that?

Speak up, you pillowy pink preemie!

Take you in!

Oh, God!

Wait!

What?

You feel that?

Yeah?

New strong guy dropped! Wanna go see?

Yeah, I do.

Hey! See? I do know you.

Shut up and give me a senzu bean.

You got it, best buddy. Too bad we couldn't finish our fight, though. I didn't even get a chance to whip out my new fo—

Victory for Vegeta.

Master, I beseech you, look at this thing!

It cannot be trusted or controlled!

It is not a child!

Yes, Dabura, he is a child.

A child that must be nurtured and raised into a subservient, obedient little...

Dabura?

Dabura?

Where did you go?

Man, Towa's going to be really pissed at me.

Who gives a shit? Bitch is barely canon.

Trunks, I'm going to hug you for the first time ever.

Oh, cool.

Hug complete.

Is he gonna be okay?

I'm a way better dad than Kakarot.

Namekian! Take the Kakarot and my son away from here.

Fine. I've got nothing better to do, and this is way above my pay grade.

But before you go, tell me... do you think I'll see Kakarot when I die?

What, like in heaven? Because... no!

Okay, fuck you! But... fair.

Wait! Who said you done playing with Buu?

Squinty eyes on me, Bubble Yum! We're playing my game now! First rule: you fucking die!

Oh, Buu has played this game.

That regeneration shit got old six years ago, so I'm gonna take a page out of Kakarot's book.

I'm gonna hit you really hard! Hard enough to wipe every last bit of you from existence!

Existence?

Existence is like shallow question with no answer.

Buu make you chicken nuggets!

This is farewell.

Bulma.

Trunks.

And even you, best buddy.

Vegeta, no!

Vegeta... yes!

The End.

Oh, oh, you're Gohan's friend.

A friend who just happens to be a girl.

A girlfriend, if you would.

With your nice, long human legs and, uh, normal-colored skin.

Well, I mean, I wouldn't say normal. That's got a lot of uncomfortable implications.

You know, speaking of, have you met Mr. Popo?

Hi.

Oh my god! Are you allowed?!

First off, we got good old Super Saiyan.

Everyone knows this one.

Wait, you seriously just put Super at the beginning of it?

That's kind of lazy if you ask me.

And this?

Oh, okay, yeah, just cut me off.

Is a Super Duper Saiyan.

You don't look...

I mean, is there a difference?

I literally cannot tell.

There's little zappy zaps.

See?

Oh, oh.

And this... is to go even further beyond!

Oh no, go ahead, Goku, waste the last time you have there whipping out your dick!

Ow, do you hear that?

I feel that.

I taste that.

What's that smell?

This is a Super Duper Duper Saiyan.

I'm just going to call those Super Saiyan 1, 2, and 3.

Okay, that's boring.

Oh, very boring.

We fight now?

Sure.

Hey, Shin? I think your grandpa's here.

Um, excuse me, sir. Who are you?

What, are your eyeballs for show? Peep the suit, kiddo. I'm a Kaioshin!

Kaio-what? But how?

And why were you in the Z Sword?

Before I answer that, can anyone here pop my back?

I spent 75 million years sealed away in that son of a bitch!

All because of that bingus named Beerus!

Wait a second. Who are they?

Ah, them? They're from the mortal realm.

Oh my! What are Mortys doing on our planet?

Oh no.

Fusion! Ha!

Whoa! Look, it finally worked! They fused into...

Actually, what do we call you?

You can call me the miraculous Trunk... Go...

Uh... Hmm...

Okay, which one am I going with?

Well, I mean, Trunkten sounds weird, but Gotenks is like all Goten and a little Trunks, and we both know how this stacks.

But yeah, it does sound better.

Okay, then I'm going with Gotenks!

But I owe me later.

Yeah, I know.

Hold on then. Do we use he, him, or they, them?

Why? He's not non-binary.

Well, definitely not. There's two of them in there.

No, yeah, that's kind of my point.

You kids and your pronouns.

You can just say I'm him. 'Cause I'm about to bust a Buu. Later!

Gotenks, wait!

All I'm saying is, back in my day, a hole was a hole!

You're gross.

Buu hungry! Buu eat doggy!

No, Buu! We do not eat dogs!

Buu confused. If humans eat cows and pigs, why no we eat dogs?

Because they're cute, domesticated, and functional.

So, say please and Buu not eat you.

Yes?

Then Buu want DoorDash.

Oh, come on. They're overpriced.

Uber Eats!

That's worse!

Postmates!

They're all bad, Buu!

Then Buu eat driver!

Just don't eat people no more. Use your magic and turn rocks into food.

Satan is genius.

No eat people no more. Eat rocks instead!

Wait a second...

Did I just save humanity?

I did! I saved the world!

Everything's gonna be...

Fucked.

Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack!

Hey!

Hey!

Wait, Uncle Nappa?

Hey, kids! How's it hanging?

What are you doing here?

Ah, yeah, so I was having a stroke in my trailer, and it did not end well.

Our condolences?

Violences?

Eh, it's my fault! Shouldn't have made that extra notch in the belt!

I don't get it!

Ask Trunks' dad.

But he's dead!

Fuck am I doing here?

Oh no...

VEGETA!

Oh, what's wrong, little boy? Do you need an adult?

No, I am an adult.

Now listen to them, child.

The voices of those you failed to save.

Gohan!

I can see what he sees!

I can feel what he feels!

Brother! Help me!

Please!

What's going on?

Was I an egg? Where am I?

Uh, DoorDash for a Mr. Buu?

Oops, ignore that one.

No, no, no, wait, wait, wait!

Oh good, another fusion.

So what are you, then?

We are a warrior born of the Potara.

A combination of Vegeta and Go... Go... Go-rot!

Hmm?

Huh, that was weird.

Why can't we say Go... Go... Go...

Are you two... are you alright?

Sir, we are talking to ourselves.

Vegeta and Go—

Vegeta and Go—!

Whatever!

You can just call us Vegito.

And Son Go... fuck yourself!

Are we going to go?

Sir, we will fight you in a minute.

Uh, so he's definitely still stronger than the both of us, right?

And almost as dumb.

Got any ideas?

Well, your oldest brat's still stronger, so where's he?

On Earth.

So, dead.

What?

Then who did you grab?

Hey.

Are you kidding me, Kakarot? You had to grab Dende? Come on.

The magic man I get, but why that oaf?

You know, I can hear you.

I hope you can.

Look, I panicked, and I grabbed the Dragon Balls, okay?

Oh, so that's how you see me.

Well, great. We have Dragon Balls. Now we just have to live long enough to use them.

Oh, come on. I'm sure we'll be...

I'll see you for more than your balls.

Your daughter's a man-stealing whore!

Just like her mother.

Vegeta? I think I got an idea.

Is it you should have saved your son?

Nope. I think I have a plan to beat Buu.

Was it saving your son?

Listen! I'm gonna use the Spirit Bomb.

No!

Why? Give me one reason!

I'll give you three! You used it on me, didn't work. You used it on Freeza, didn't work! And you didn't even bother using it on Cell!

Well, yeah, because I knew it wouldn't work. But it will this time, though.

Fine. But if this doesn't work, I will kill you.

If this doesn't work, Buu will kill you.

And I will drag you to hell with me.

Deal!

Guys, I need more energy!

Someone talk to them! I'm busy bombing!

Yeah, yeah, I've got it.

Oh, okay.

People of Earth!

What the fuck?!

Put down your trash food, turn off your shit television, and get on with it, no matter what's in your meaningless, little, insignificant, worthless human lives!

You know what? Screw this. I'm taking my energy back.

Yeah. Fuck this guy.

Vegeta, stop Vegeta-ing! You're making it worse!

Don't you verb me!

Stop! You're doing it all wrong!

Let me take a swing at this.

You think you can give a better speech than royalty?

Please! I've been conning these suckers for years!

Wait, they didn't hear that, did they?

Ugh, no.

Good. Gotta keep that gas lit.

Alright, mic's hot.

People of Earth!

Wait, is that Mr. Satan?

We love you, Satan!

Hail Satan! Hail Satan! Hail Satan!

I swear to God, I'd let that planet burn if it wasn't where I kept all my stuff.

What about your wife and kid?

I said my stuff!

Hey, problem! It's still not enough!

Hey, you should probably... you know?

Oh, alright. But only one hand.

Holy shit!

Oh my, it's been so long. Ten years, right?

What are you talking about? I saw you barely over a year ago because of that Black Frieza nonsense.

Oh, right! Remember when I was black? That was weird.

I dyed my hair for a bit.

And I stopped looking exactly like my dad!

Was that before or after we met Broly?

Which one?

The good one.

Oh, after.

Huh, whatever happened to Beerus?

I think he's napping again.

And then there was Jiren. Remember Jiren?

So did you guys ever beat Frieza?

Probably.

Now let's take Pan to her first world tournament before GT can enter.

Yay!

So you're saying you're only here because your family's poor and you need the money?

Yes, I spent all the remaining money on a plane ticket here.

Please let me win, or we are literally going to die.

What I'm hearing is I need to abandon my life at home and spend the next couple of years training you how to punch well good.

My mother has not eaten in days.

Bulma?

Already on it! They will never know hardship again.

Man, I'm glad all the people with money use it for good.

Gohan? Chi-Chi? I know this is probably tough to hear, but—

Oh no, it's cool. Have fun!

Really?

Of course! We've had you home for a decade now. If anything, a little much.

Well, you heard him! Come on, Boo!

Uub!

Boob!

Okay, how about we get a little spicier?

Well, guess we should grab the radar.

Ah, I'm sorry, what does that M stand for again?

Mine.

Yes, this is it! The fight I've been waiting for all these years! Exactly what I expect from you, Kakarot!

Daddy sharky, doo doo doo doo doo doo! Daddy sharky, doo doo doo doo doo doo!

This is farewell.

Bulma.

Trunks.

And even you. Best buddy.

Nope, still hate it.

Vegeta, no!

Vegeta... yes!

And so, the narrator came back to tell you that Vegeta fucking died.

You know, speaking of, have you met Mr. Popo?

Hi.

Oh my god, are you allowed?

Oh, I like this one.

Oh my god, just steal all my men, why don't you?

The voices of those you failed to save.

Gohan, I can see what he sees.

I can feel what he feels.

Mother, help me.

What's going on?

Was I an egg? Where am I?

Oh my God, where am I? Am I inside Majin Buu?

Oh, this is so weird.

Oh, hey Gohan! How's it hanging, girl?

Oh, wow, he is choking the shit out of you. Goddamn.

You know who I bet can help us right now?

The Great Saiyaman!

Oh, I'm sorry, it's a terrible joke.

Oh, don't worry though, boo. He knows I love him.

Gohan, you know I—