“Push-Ups, Sit-Ups, Plenty of Juice”

Android 20: Are you afraid...?

Android 20: It's okay, you know... to feel that creeping, seizing fear...

Android 20: Not everyone faces their deaths so openly...

Android 20: I'll admit, your composure is admirable, even in the face of your inevitable demise...

Android 20: Death's gaze squarely on you...

Android 20: You still keep calm, cool...

Android 20: ...and oh, for God's sakes, Nineteen!

Android 20: THROW A F*CKING PUNCH!

Gohan: Mr. Piccolo! What have we missed?!

Piccolo: Well, your father is currently handing the Pillsbury Dough-Bot its generous white ass.

Android 20: Yes, well, your feeble understanding of our abilities would lead you to believe such.

Android 20: But Nineteen has yet to truly demonstrate his full killing proficiency.

Android 20: Nineteen! Attack from the left!

Android 19: Higher.

Android 19: Ouch.

Android 20: No! My left!

Android 20: As I was saying...

Android 20: Nineteen is merely lulling your comrade into a false sense of security...

Android 20: And once we--

Android 20: Nineteen, dodge!

Android 19: Beginning dodge protocol-- ouch.

Android 20: Why is dodging a subroutine?! It's not that complex!

Gohan: What?!

Android 20: Regardless...

Android 20: Once we've secured our vantage point, Android 19 will move in for the kill.

Android 20: And your precious Son Goku will feel the full sting of my vengeance!

Android 19: Ow...

Android 20: Hm...

Android 20: A moment.

Android 20: Nineteen, would you stop messing around?!

Goku: Ka...!

Goku: Me...!

Android 20: Oh, that's distressing.

Android 20: Nineteen, respond! Immediately!

Goku: Ha...!

Goku: Me...!

Android 20: Nineteen, what are you, in safe mode?!

Android 20: Start responding this instant, before I shove my boot Up! Your! Arse!

Android 19: Reboot completed.

Goku: HAAAA!

Android 19: "Murder.exe" fully online.

Android 20: Oh.

Android 20: Bully.

Goku: Huh... didn't seem to work...

Goku: Don't worry guys, I'll try again.

Goku: Double strength!

Goku: Ka...!

Goku: Me...!

Yamcha: Goku, don't! They can absorb your energy!

Piccolo: Hold on a sec.

Piccolo: Did you know?!

Yamcha: Well, yeah, I felt it when the old man was holding me earlier...

Tien: And you couldn't have said anything before because...?

Yamcha: Hey, gimme a break. I've already been through enough crap today... and if I wanted to be bitched at, I would've stayed with Bulma and the baby.

Krillin: Yeah guys, lay off him. He needs this like he needs a hole in the chest.

Krillin: Ehhh?!

Goku: I get it!

Android 20: And he's got you!

Goku: Oh hey... can I have that energy back--

Goku: Huah! Huah!

Gohan: Dad!

Goku: Ahh!

Goku: Guys... I don't want to make a scene...

Goku: But I'm pretty sure I'm dying...

Gohan: What's going on?! He hasn't used that much energy!

Goku: Krillin! A Senzu Bean!

Krillin: SENZU BEAN!

Goku: Thanks, buddy!

Goku: *Oh, God, it made it worse...*!

Piccolo: Goku! What's wrong?!

Goku: Chest hurts... hard to breathe...

Piccolo: How's your arm?!

Goku: Dunno... can't feel it...

Goku: Is that normal...?

Piccolo: So, Goku's having a heart attack.

Gohan: Dad! You took the medicine, right?!

Goku: Yeah...! Well, I mean...

Goku: I started to...

Gohan: Started to--

Gohan: ...What?

Gohan: You mean you *stopped*?

Gohan: Why did you *stop*?!

Goku: Because it was *grape*-flavor-herd...!

Goku: Fahh!

Krillin: Did he just knock the Super Saiyan out of him...?

Goku: Piccolo! Tag in!

Piccolo: Huuaarr-- AGH!

Goku: Gohan! Tag in!

Goku: Agh!

Goku: (Continues to groan in pain)

Android 20: Well boys, I can't say it hasn't been fun.

Android 20: In fact, if I still had a penis, it would be quite auspicious that we are wearing baggy pants.

Android 20: But enough about hypothetical erections...

Android 20: Nineteen! Suck! Him! Dry!

Krillin: Ha ha!

Gohan: No! Dad!

Vegeta: Mine mine mine...! (Repeats ad nauseam)

Krillin: Does anyone else hear that?

Yamcha: Yeah, and it's getting closer...

Tien: And it sounds an awful lot like...

Android 19: Ouch.

Vegeta: ...Mine.

Piccolo: And the Prodigal Asshole returns!

Gohan: Mr. Piccolo!

Piccolo: I *wanted* to wait for an opening on the Android, so I faked my injury.

Piccolo: But now he's here.

Gohan: Wait, so you weren't actually wounded?

Piccolo: No, but I got a better question:

Piccolo: Where was *my* Senzu Bean?!

Krillin: SENZU BEAN!

Goku: Hey, Vegeta...

Vegeta: Kakarot, you idiot. What are you doing?

Goku: Dying... mostly...

Goku: Little help...?

Goku: Ugh!

Goku: Thanks, best buddy...!

Goku: Ugh.

Gohan: Come on, Dad. We'll get you home, and give you the medicine.

Yamcha: No, let me do it.

Yamcha: Let's be honest - if I stay, I'll probably just get in the way.

Tien: Yep.

Piccolo: Probably.

Gohan: No offense.

Vegeta: Why are you even here?!

Krillin: SENZU BEAN!

Yamcha: ...You know what? Have fun.

Android 19: Primary threat escaping... two kilometers... three kilometers...

Vegeta: Excuse me, but your primary threat is right here.

Android 19: ...Six kilometers... seven kilometers...

Vegeta: Am I being ignored?

Android 20: Don't mind him, he's programmed to only respond to my command.

Android 20: Nineteen, forget about Son Goku; we can finish him at our leisure.

Android 20: For now, focus on...

Android 20: Who are you again?

Android 19: Scanning...

Android 19: Vegeta. Prince of all Saiyans.

Android 20: Oh, of course. How could I forget?

Android 20: Nineteen, take care of him.

Android 19: Understood.

Vegeta: Oh-ho-ho! This is precious!

Vegeta: You expect to beat me with this automa-ton of fun?!

Android 19: Registering insult.

Android 19: Retort: You are short and your hairline is receding.

Vegeta: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Scathing.

Android 20: Your confidence is noted, Vegeta.

Android 20: But Son Goku was able to achieve a form far beyond anything we'd ever seen before... and we still beat him!

Android 20: And, Nineteen has extensive knowledge of all your techniques.

Vegeta: Oh, is that right?

Vegeta: Quite the cutting-edge piece of tech you've got there.

Vegeta: But I'm curious...

Vegeta: Can it feel fear?

Android 19: Scanning...

Android 19: Processing...

Android 19: Results inconclusive.

Vegeta: Let's fix that, shall we?

Vegeta: Haaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh...!!

Android 20: SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE F*CK IS *NAMEK*?!

Vegeta: HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!!

Gohan: But how?!

Vegeta: Hm... what a shame...

Vegeta: Looks like you just initiated your self-destruct sequence.

Vegeta: Let me give you a countdown.

Vegeta: Five!

Android 19: Ouch.

Android 19: Ow. Ow.

Android 20: 'Did I just see his *foot*?!'

Vegeta: Well, well, well. Looks like I'm a size 19.

Vegeta: Four!

Android 19: Ahhh!

Vegeta: So, have you rusted your pants yet?!

Vegeta: Three!

Android 20: 'Damn it!'

Android 20: 'No... don't panic.'

Android 20: 'Everything will turn out dandy as long as Android 19 can grab Vegeta and steal his energy.'

Vegeta: You know, I'm sure there was an advantage to building a fat robot, but for the life of me, I just don't see it.

Android 19: Proximity breached.

Android 19: "Trap.exe" activated.

Android 20: Yes! That's it, Nineteen! Do not let go of him, no matter what!

Android 20: Drain him until he's a shriveled up prune of a corpse!

Android 19: Parameters recognized.

Android 19: Grip locked.

Vegeta: "Locked", huh?

Vegeta: Well, guess I'm not going anywhere for a while...

Vegeta: Hurrh!

Vegeta: How's about I get a workout in?

Vegeta: That's right - I'm gonna do squats all over your *face*!

Android 19: Initiating... energy... drain...

Vegeta: Aw, how adorable.

Vegeta: So you want my energy then?

Vegeta: Tell you what - take as much as you want!

Vegeta: In exchange, I'll take your hands!

Vegeta: Two!

Android 19: Error...! Error...! Error...! Error! Error!

Vegeta: So then, before I put down the clown, let's put it to bed, shall we?

Vegeta: Do you feel fear, Android?

Android 19: No, please!

Android 19: Get away!

Android 19: Leave me alone!

Vegeta: All I needed to hear.

Android 19: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!

Vegeta: *One*.

Vegeta: BIG BANG ATTACK!!

Android 19: No no no no no no no!

Android 19: No...!

Android 19: Your 30-day trial has expired.

Android 19: Would you like to... purchase... Win... RAR...?

Krillin: SENZU BEAN!

Vegeta: Ah, now that we have Chuckles the Assclown out of the picture, how about we tend to the elderly--

Vegeta: Urgh... whatever.

Vegeta: Baldy, pass me a Senzu Bean!

Krillin: What, do you think I'm just *giving* these away?!

Krillin: ...'Cause I'm not.