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Episode 36

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0:13
[Android 19 says "Ow" repeatedly as Goku pummels him]
0:20
Android 20: Are you afraid...?
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Android 20: It's okay, you know... to feel that creeping, seizing fear...
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Android 20: Not everyone faces their deaths so openly...
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Android 20: I'll admit, your composure is admirable, even in the face of your inevitable demise...
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Android 20: Death's gaze squarely on you...
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Android 20: You still keep calm, cool...
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Android 20: ...and oh, for God's sakes, Nineteen!
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Android 20: THROW A F*CKING PUNCH!
1:13
[Goku v. Android 19 goes on as before...]
1:15
Gohan: Mr. Piccolo! What have we missed?!
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Piccolo: Well, your father is currently handing the Pillsbury Dough-Bot its generous white ass.
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Android 20: Yes, well, your feeble understanding of our abilities would lead you to believe such.
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Android 20: But Nineteen has yet to truly demonstrate his full killing proficiency.
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Android 20: Nineteen! Attack from the left!
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Android 19: Higher.
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Android 19: Ouch.
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[Battle resumes as before]
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Android 20: No! My left!
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Android 20: As I was saying...
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Android 20: Nineteen is merely lulling your comrade into a false sense of security...
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Android 20: And once we--
1:44
Android 20: Nineteen, dodge!
1:46
Android 19: Beginning dodge protocol-- ouch.
1:48
[And again...]
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Android 20: Why is dodging a subroutine?! It's not that complex!★
1:53
Gohan: What?!
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Android 20: Regardless...
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Android 20: Once we've secured our vantage point, Android 19 will move in for the kill.
2:02
Android 20: And your precious Son Goku will feel the full sting of my vengeance!
2:06
Android 19: Ow...
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Android 20: Hm...
2:10
Android 20: A moment.
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Android 20: Nineteen, would you stop messing around?!
2:15
Goku: Ka...!
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Goku: Me...!
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Android 20: Oh, that's distressing.
2:20
Android 20: Nineteen, respond! Immediately!
2:23
Goku: Ha...!
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Goku: Me...!
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Android 20: Nineteen, what are you, in safe mode?!
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Android 20: Start responding this instant, before I shove my boot Up! Your! Arse!
2:35
Android 19: Reboot completed.
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Goku: HAAAA!
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Android 19: "Murder.exe" fully online.
2:41
Android 20: Oh.
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Android 20: Bully.
2:43
Goku: Huh... didn't seem to work...
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Goku: Don't worry guys, I'll try again.
2:48
Goku: Double strength!
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Goku: Ka...!
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Goku: Me...!
2:51
Yamcha: Goku, don't! They can absorb your energy!
2:54
Piccolo: Hold on a sec.
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Piccolo: Did you know?!
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Yamcha: Well, yeah, I felt it when the old man was holding me earlier...
3:00
Tien: And you couldn't have said anything before because...?
3:04
Yamcha: Hey, gimme a break. I've already been through enough crap today... and if I wanted to be bitched at, I would've stayed with Bulma and the baby.
3:10
Krillin: Yeah guys, lay off him. He needs this like he needs a hole in the chest.
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Krillin: Ehhh?!
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Goku: I get it!
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Android 20: And he's got you!
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Goku: Oh hey... can I have that energy back--
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Goku: Huah! Huah!
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Gohan: Dad!
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Goku: Ahh!
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Goku: Guys... I don't want to make a scene...
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Goku: But I'm pretty sure I'm dying...
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Gohan: What's going on?! He hasn't used that much energy!
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Goku: Krillin! A Senzu Bean!
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Krillin: SENZU BEAN!
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Goku: Thanks, buddy!
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Goku: *Oh, God, it made it worse...*!
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Piccolo: Goku! What's wrong?!
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Goku: Chest hurts... hard to breathe...
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Piccolo: How's your arm?!
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Goku: Dunno... can't feel it...
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Goku: Is that normal...?
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Piccolo: So, Goku's having a heart attack.
3:52
Gohan: Dad! You took the medicine, right?!
3:55
Goku: Yeah...! Well, I mean...
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Goku: I started to...
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Gohan: Started to--
4:00
Gohan: ...What?
4:01
Gohan: You mean you *stopped*?
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Gohan: Why did you *stop*?!
4:04
Goku: Because it was *grape*-flavor-herd...!
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Goku: Fahh!
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Krillin: Did he just knock the Super Saiyan out of him...?
4:16
Goku: Piccolo! Tag in!
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Piccolo: Huuaarr-- AGH!
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Goku: Gohan! Tag in!
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[Squish]
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Goku: Agh!
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Goku: (Continues to groan in pain)
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Android 20: Well boys, I can't say it hasn't been fun.
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Android 20: In fact, if I still had a penis, it would be quite auspicious that we are wearing baggy pants.
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Android 20: But enough about hypothetical erections...
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Android 20: Nineteen! Suck! Him! Dry!
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Krillin: Ha ha!
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Gohan: No! Dad!
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Vegeta: Mine mine mine...! (Repeats ad nauseam)
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Krillin: Does anyone else hear that?
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Yamcha: Yeah, and it's getting closer...
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Tien: And it sounds an awful lot like...
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Android 19: Ouch.
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Vegeta: ...Mine.
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Piccolo: And the Prodigal Asshole returns!
5:01
Gohan: Mr. Piccolo!
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Piccolo: I *wanted* to wait for an opening on the Android, so I faked my injury.
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Piccolo: But now he's here.
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Gohan: Wait, so you weren't actually wounded?
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Piccolo: No, but I got a better question:
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Piccolo: Where was *my* Senzu Bean?!
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Krillin: SENZU BEAN!
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Goku: Hey, Vegeta...
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Vegeta: Kakarot, you idiot. What are you doing?
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Goku: Dying... mostly...
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Goku: Little help...?
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Goku: Ugh!
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Goku: Thanks, best buddy...!
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Goku: Ugh.
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Gohan: Come on, Dad. We'll get you home, and give you the medicine.
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Yamcha: No, let me do it.
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Yamcha: Let's be honest - if I stay, I'll probably just get in the way.
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Tien: Yep.
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Piccolo: Probably.
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Gohan: No offense.
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Vegeta: Why are you even here?!
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Krillin: SENZU BEAN!
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Yamcha: ...You know what? Have fun.
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Android 19: Primary threat escaping... two kilometers... three kilometers...
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Vegeta: Excuse me, but your primary threat is right here.
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Android 19: ...Six kilometers... seven kilometers...
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Vegeta: Am I being ignored?
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Android 20: Don't mind him, he's programmed to only respond to my command.
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Android 20: Nineteen, forget about Son Goku; we can finish him at our leisure.
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Android 20: For now, focus on...
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Android 20: Who are you again?
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Android 19: Scanning...
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Android 19: Vegeta. Prince of all Saiyans.
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Android 20: Oh, of course. How could I forget?
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Android 20: Nineteen, take care of him.
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Android 19: Understood.
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Vegeta: Oh-ho-ho! This is precious!
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Vegeta: You expect to beat me with this automa-ton of fun?!
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Android 19: Registering insult.
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Android 19: Retort: You are short and your hairline is receding.
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Vegeta: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Scathing.
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Android 20: Your confidence is noted, Vegeta.
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Android 20: But Son Goku was able to achieve a form far beyond anything we'd ever seen before... and we still beat him!
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Android 20: And, Nineteen has extensive knowledge of all your techniques.
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Vegeta: Oh, is that right?
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Vegeta: Quite the cutting-edge piece of tech you've got there.
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Vegeta: But I'm curious...
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Vegeta: Can it feel fear?
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Android 19: Scanning...
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Android 19: Processing...
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Android 19: Results inconclusive.
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Vegeta: Let's fix that, shall we?
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Vegeta: Haaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh...!!
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Android 20: SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE F*CK IS *NAMEK*?!
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Vegeta: HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!!
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[♫ Rock music ♫]
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Gohan: But how?!
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Gohan: I thought you had to have a pure heart to become a Super Saiyan! Like my Dad!
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Vegeta: Oh trust me, there's more than one way to realize the legend.
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Vegeta: I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna I wanna!
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Vegeta: Push-ups, sit-ups, and plenty of juice.★
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Vegeta: And besides, my heart is pure...
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Vegeta: Pure... unadulterated... badass.
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Tien: Yeah, more like pure unadulterated ego.
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Vegeta: I heard that, Triclops!★
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Tien: Is that okay?
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Vegeta: As a matter of fact, go f*ck yourself!
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Vegeta: Now where was I--
8:03
Vegeta: Hm... what a shame...
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Vegeta: Looks like you just initiated your self-destruct sequence.
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Vegeta: Let me give you a countdown.
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Vegeta: Five!
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Android 19: Ouch.
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Android 19: Ow. Ow.
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Android 20: 'Did I just see his *foot*?!'
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Vegeta: Well, well, well. Looks like I'm a size 19.
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Vegeta: Four!
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Android 19: Ahhh!
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Vegeta: So, have you rusted your pants yet?!
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Vegeta: Three!
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Android 20: 'Damn it!'
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Android 20: 'No... don't panic.'
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Android 20: 'Everything will turn out dandy as long as Android 19 can grab Vegeta and steal his energy.'
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Vegeta: You know, I'm sure there was an advantage to building a fat robot, but for the life of me, I just don't see it.
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Android 19: Proximity breached.
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Android 19: "Trap.exe" activated.
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Android 20: Yes! That's it, Nineteen! Do not let go of him, no matter what!
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Android 20: Drain him until he's a shriveled up prune of a corpse!
9:03
Android 19: Parameters recognized.
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Android 19: Grip locked.
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Vegeta: "Locked", huh?
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Vegeta: Well, guess I'm not going anywhere for a while...
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Vegeta: Hurrh!
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Vegeta: How's about I get a workout in?
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Vegeta: That's right - I'm gonna do squats all over your *face*!
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Android 19: Initiating... energy... drain...
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Vegeta: Aw, how adorable.
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Vegeta: So you want my energy then?
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Vegeta: Tell you what - take as much as you want!
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Vegeta: In exchange, I'll take your hands!
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Vegeta: Two!
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Android 19: Error...! Error...! Error...! Error! Error!
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Vegeta: So then, before I put down the clown, let's put it to bed, shall we?
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Vegeta: Do you feel fear, Android?
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Android 19: No, please!
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Android 19: Get away!
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Android 19: Leave me alone!
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Vegeta: All I needed to hear.
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Android 19: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!
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Vegeta: *One*.
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Vegeta: BIG BANG ATTACK!!
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Android 19: No no no no no no no!
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Android 19: No...!
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Android 19: Your 30-day trial has expired.
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Android 19: Would you like to... purchase... Win... RAR...?
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Krillin: SENZU BEAN!
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Vegeta: Ah, now that we have Chuckles the Assclown out of the picture, how about we tend to the elderly--
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Vegeta: Urgh... whatever.
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Vegeta: Baldy, pass me a Senzu Bean!
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Krillin: What, do you think I'm just *giving* these away?!
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Krillin: ...'Cause I'm not.