“Choke On Them”

Porunga: (Roar)

Guru: Ah-haa...! Oh-- oh... right...

Guru: I stopped my heart for a couple minutes there...

Guru: Oh gawd... GLOBAL WARMING?!

Guru: NAILLLLLLLLLLL--!!

Mouri: Augh, why is my neck so stiff?

Vegeta: (Muffled screams)

Vegeta: (Gasping for air)

Vegeta: When there's no more room in Hell, Vegeta, SHALL WALK THE--

Vegeta: ...other Hell; what the hell?

Vegeta: 'Well, I have my clothes back, so at least that's a start.'

Vegeta: Am I alive?

Vegeta: Kra-ahh!

Vegeta: YAY! I'm ALIVE!

Vegeta: Rargh-hurhg!

Dende: (Groaning)

Dende: Uh-- wha--... I'm alive?!

Dende: I'm ALIVE! And... and I have an idea...

Freeza: HIYAAAH!

Goku: UGHH, UGHH, UUH...!

Freeza: Well, now you're Super Saiyan soup! High in Vitamin Dumbass!

Freeza: Ahahahaa... uh?

Freeza: Oh God, what's up with the sky? This planet really *is* about to blow!

Freeza: I give it, like... two minutes, tops. I better get to my ship and--

Freeza: GHAAAH!

Freeza: STOP THAT! STOP... NOT DYING!

Freeza: YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN OVERGROWN MONKEY!

Goku: And you're nothing but an overgrown that-thing-Chi-chi-keeps-in-her-drawer!

Goku: 'Man, Freezer's stronger than ever at 100%! I'll have to stratergize!'

Goku: 'I know; a distraction!'

Goku: Hey look, Freezer! A GIANT DRAGON!

Freeza: What?! ...Well, I'll be damned!

Freeza: Immortality-is-mine!

Goku: 'Ohhh, I am become error...'

Freeza: AUGH!

Goku: HIYAH!

Freeza: Will. You. Just. Piss Off Already?!

Goku: I DON'T HAVE to use the bathroom!

Vegeta: 'Alright, I know one of the Ginyu's ships must be around here somewhe--'

Vegeta: '...Yeah, I think I'ma stay away from that one...'

Vegeta: 'THAT, however...'

Vegeta: 'Mine-mine-mine-mine mine-mine-mine-mine MINE-MINE-MINE-MINE-MINE!'

Freeza: D'aaaugh...!

Goku: AH, MY GOTENS!

Freeza: Filthy wish-dragon!

Freeza: Grant me immortality, as so I may rid myself these vile creatures, and secure myself as ruler of all creation!!

Freeza: What?!

Freeza: No! This isn't what I wished for! WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Dende: Down here!

Freeza: *Yooou*...! No-ooo...! Noo-ooo, you didn't!

Dende: So what if I did?! What are you gonna do about it, huh?! Come at me, bro!

Freeza: HIYAAH!

Freeza: Errrgh--!

Vegeta: Hey, Freeza!

Freeza: huh?!

Vegeta: Hope you're ready to party, because it's Vegeta clo--!

Freeza: No! No! No! Nonono! NonononoNOOOOOOOO...!

Freeza: What just happened...?! Where did they all go?!

Goku: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie; I'm actually just as lost as you.

Bulma: 'Huh...? Are we...?' Huh?!

Gohan: Bulma!

Bulma: Gohan!

Bulma: What do you think happened?

Gohan: I don't know! We just disappeared all of a sudden...

Dende: 'Ahhhhh~... it's good to be the king...'

King Kai: Hello?! Who am I speaking to right now?!

Dende: My name is Dende.

King Kai: Dende?? Are you the one who made the wish on the Dragon?!

Dende: I am.

King Kai: How the hell did you know my plan?!

Dende: What plan? I just wanted to screw over Freeza.

Goku: You know, if it makes you feel any better, I'm not immortal either... and I'm OK with that.

Freeza: Grrrh, hish, gih-gih, urrrgh...!

Goku: Are you just mad 'cause I'ma outlive you now?

Freeza: GRRRH!

Goku: AAH--!

Freeza: HAAAAH!

Freeza: Bigger! *Bigger*! *BIGGER*!

Freeza: 'Perfect!'

Goku: HAAAAH-IYAHH!

Goku: Nice try! But you won't be destroying anymore planets!

Goku: ...Umm, except... you know... *that* one...

Goku: Hmm...

Freeza: BRYEH!

Goku: Ahh! Bad touch!

Goku: Kidney shot! Kidney shot! Kidney shot!

Freeza: Ugh-hgh-hgh!

Freeza: Hgh-hgh! Hgh! HUU...!

Goku: And pause...!

Freeza: Euh, euh...!

Goku: ...*Stomach punch*!

Freeza: HAAAGH!! Haa, houugh...!

Freeza: Gonna whiz red...

Piccolo: Wha...?

Piccolo: Wha?

Dende: Welcome back, Nail.

Piccolo: Where... am I?

Dende: May I hug you?

Piccolo: NO!

Dende: Oh...

Piccolo: Gohan!

Gohan: Aaaahhh? Mr. Piccolo!

Gohan: ...And Dende...? But, I thought that--

Dende: Turns out that we're all alive!

Dende: Except for Krillin! How unfortunate...

Guru: Naiiilll!

Guru: Naaiiiilll!

Guru: NAAAAIIIIIIILLL!!

Piccolo: 'I think he's looking for you.'

Nail: 'Do NOT tell him I'm here!'

Guru: Nail! I can sense YOOOUUUUU!

Nail: 'Do NOT make eye-contact!'

Gohan: You know, looking around, it seems like the only people who were brought back were those killed by Freeza and his men...

Piccolo: Huh... well, that's convenient.

Namekian 1: Sir, we cannot find the Tagrok tribe.

Namekian 2: Wait - you mean that one guy who really liked showing off his Dragon Ball?

Namekian 1: Yeah. THAT dumbass.

Bulma: Huh?

Vegeta: Oh! I wonder what sort of dashing, handsome rogue could have been responsible for their deaths?

Dende: Ahh!

Namekians: (Gasp)

Vegeta: Oh, wait! It was me!

Guru: HA! Nice!

Namekian 3: He massacred an entire village!

Guru: Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you... I don't really like any of you...

Guru: except him. (Namekian in blue)

Guru: HA! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Guru: Ha-- (Gagging)

Guru: Oh, God...! Actually dying this time!

Namekian 4: Lord Guru! You can't leave us!

Guru: I'm sorry, my children... but I must leave you now. My time is at an end...

Guru: but before I leave, I must confess my sins...

Namekian 4: What do you mean?

Guru: Do you remember the great drought that befell our planet?

Mouri: The one that nearly wiped out our race?

Guru: Yeah...

Namekian 5: The one caused by those filthy albinos?!

Guru: Yeahhhh...!

Namekian 3: The ones we purged as per your instruction?!

Guru: YEAAHH, SEEEE... I might have shifted the blame on that one...

Mouri: ...You *what*?

Guru: Remember when I said THEY were the ones responsible for the disappearance of our precious water?!

Namekian 4: We slaughtered thousands!

Guru: It was ME.

Namekian 5: How?!

Guru: I drank it!

Namekian 3: Whaa--?!

Guru: How do you think I got so FAAAT?!

Freeza: HIYAAH!

Goku: HIYAGH!

Freeza: AAGH!

Freeza: 'Hrrrr! Dirty monkey--!'

Freeza: Da-uh?! Where--?

Freeza: ...oh my God, you could grind meat on th--

Freeza: BAAH!

Goku: I'm done.

Freeza: What?

Goku: I'm done fighting you. I'm bored. You're boring me.

Freeza: Wha--?!

Freeza: ...Oh-ho, I get it! You're *scared*, aren't you?!

Freeza: Afraid knowing that this planet only has one minute left before it explodes!

Goku: Question.

Freeza: Huh?

Goku: Do you have a watch?

Freeza: No-oooo; why?

Goku: Do you know what a minute is?

Freeza: What...? Of course I do!

Goku: I don't think you do.

Freeza: Uh--... but... er...

Goku: Anyway, I'ma leave now. (Sigh)

Freeza: Augh, ugh...

Goku: Try not to blow up anymore planets... else I'ma hafta kill ya.

Freeza: You can't just... We're not...! *You little*...!

Freeza: Hraaaghh...! Hey, monkey!

Freeza: You forgot your *pizza*!

Goku: Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me--

Goku: ...That's not a pizza...!

Goku: That's not a pizza at ALL!

Freeza: Now, to end this!

Freeza: I... uh-huh? Oh, come on now, I... d'agh! This blasted thing!

Goku: What are you doing down there??

Goku: You trying to swat a bee? 'Cause I don't like bees.

Freeza: No, don't worry, I'm just... d'ugh! What is going *on*?! What are these; inverted controls?! Who even uses--

Freeza: D'ah! Got it!

Freeza: Damn it!

Goku: So are you just stealing Krillin's attacks now?

Goku: Or should I watch out for the Tri-Beam? Or the Garlic Gun? Or the Makakapotamus?

Freeza: HIYAH!

Freeza: GOTCHA, BITCH!!

Freeza: Huh?

Freeza: Iyerrgh!

Goku: Don't feel bad. Krillin never hits anyone with it either. Anyway, you done?

Freeza: Oh, far from it. I just remembered - I promised you TWO PIZZAS!

Freeza: Really?! You seriously think that pathetic million-year-old trick is going to--

Freeza: 'Clever Dick!'

Freeza: Where'd that flying monkey go?

Goku: Ah-HIYAH!

Freeza: DOWAAAGH!!

Goku: Now say you're sorry!

Goku: Are you sorry yet?!

Freeza: 'I think I peed a little (!)'

Goku: HYAH!

Freeza: UGH!

Freeza: Hirh!

Freeza: I am DONE.

Goku: Freezer, look out behind you!

Freeza: I already told you, that trick won't work!

Goku: No, serious, get *down*!

Freeza: Oh haha, keep going you stupid, *inbred*, *MONKEY*--

Freeza: Daddy, I don't want to be on Namek anymore...