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Episode 30 Part 2

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0:13
[Underwater explosion]
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Porunga: (Roar)
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Guru: Ah-haa...! Oh-- oh... right...
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Guru: I stopped my heart for a couple minutes there...
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Guru: Oh gawd... GLOBAL WARMING?!
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Guru: NAILLLLLLLLLLL--!!
0:36
[Groaning]
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Mouri: Augh, why is my neck so stiff?
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Vegeta: (Muffled screams)
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Vegeta: (Gasping for air)
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Vegeta: When there's no more room in Hell, Vegeta, SHALL WALK THE--
0:52
Vegeta: ...other Hell; what the hell?
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Vegeta: 'Well, I have my clothes back, so at least that's a start.'
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Vegeta: Am I alive?
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Vegeta: Kra-ahh!
1:01
Vegeta: YAY! I'm ALIVE!
1:02
Vegeta: Rargh-hurhg!
1:04
Dende: (Groaning)
1:06
Dende: Uh-- wha--... I'm alive?!
1:09
Dende: I'm ALIVE! And... and I have an idea...
1:14
Freeza: HIYAAAH!
1:15
Goku: UGHH, UGHH, UUH...!
1:20
Freeza: Well, now you're Super Saiyan soup! High in Vitamin Dumbass!
1:25
Freeza: Ahahahaa... uh?
1:27
Freeza: Oh God, what's up with the sky? This planet really *is* about to blow!
1:30
Freeza: I give it, like... two minutes, tops. I better get to my ship and--
1:34
Freeza: GHAAAH!
1:36
Freeza: STOP THAT! STOP... NOT DYING!
1:39
Freeza: YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT AN OVERGROWN MONKEY!
1:43
Goku: And you're nothing but an overgrown that-thing-Chi-chi-keeps-in-her-drawer!
1:47
Goku: 'Man, Freezer's stronger than ever at 100%! I'll have to stratergize!'
1:52
Goku: 'I know; a distraction!'
1:54
Goku: Hey look, Freezer! A GIANT DRAGON!
1:57
Freeza: What?! ...Well, I'll be damned!
2:00
Freeza: Immortality-is-mine!
2:01
Goku: 'Ohhh, I am become error...'
2:05
Freeza: AUGH!
2:06
Goku: HIYAH!
2:08
Freeza: Will. You. Just. Piss Off Already?!
2:11
Goku: I DON'T HAVE to use the bathroom!
2:14
Vegeta: 'Alright, I know one of the Ginyu's ships must be around here somewhe--'
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Vegeta: '...Yeah, I think I'ma stay away from that one...'
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Vegeta: 'THAT, however...'
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Vegeta: 'Mine-mine-mine-mine mine-mine-mine-mine MINE-MINE-MINE-MINE-MINE!'
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Freeza: D'aaaugh...!
2:28
Goku: AH, MY GOTENS!
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Freeza: Filthy wish-dragon!
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Freeza: Grant me immortality, as so I may rid myself these vile creatures, and secure myself as ruler of all creation!!
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[Speaking Klingon (Namekian)]
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[High pitch whine and bubble pops]
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Freeza: What?!
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Freeza: No! This isn't what I wished for! WHAT'S GOING ON?!
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Dende: Down here!
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Freeza: *Yooou*...! No-ooo...! Noo-ooo, you didn't!
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Dende: So what if I did?! What are you gonna do about it, huh?! Come at me, bro!
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Freeza: HIYAAH!
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Freeza: Errrgh--!
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Vegeta: Hey, Freeza!
3:03
Freeza: huh?!
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Vegeta: Hope you're ready to party, because it's Vegeta clo--!
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[POP POP POP POP]
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Freeza: No! No! No! Nonono! NonononoNOOOOOOOO...!
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Freeza: What just happened...?! Where did they all go?!
3:23
Goku: Yeah, I'm not gonna lie; I'm actually just as lost as you.
3:26
[Sounds of birds chirping and people chatting]
3:29
Bulma: 'Huh...? Are we...?' Huh?!
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Gohan: Bulma!
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Bulma: Gohan!
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Bulma: What do you think happened?
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Gohan: I don't know! We just disappeared all of a sudden...
3:38
Dende: 'Ahhhhh~... it's good to be the king...'
3:41
King Kai: Hello?! Who am I speaking to right now?!
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Dende: My name is Dende.
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King Kai: Dende?? Are you the one who made the wish on the Dragon?!
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Dende: I am.
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King Kai: How the hell did you know my plan?!
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Dende: What plan? I just wanted to screw over Freeza.
3:55
Goku: You know, if it makes you feel any better, I'm not immortal either... and I'm OK with that.
4:00
Freeza: Grrrh, hish, gih-gih, urrrgh...!
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Goku: Are you just mad 'cause I'ma outlive you now?
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Freeza: GRRRH!
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[THUMP]
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Goku: AAH--!
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Freeza: HAAAAH!
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[High pitch whine]
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Freeza: Bigger! *Bigger*! *BIGGER*!
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[FWOMPH FWOMPH FWOMPH]
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Freeza: 'Perfect!'
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[SPLASH]
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Goku: HAAAAH-IYAHH!
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[Chirping]
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[BOOOOOOOM]
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Goku: Nice try! But you won't be destroying anymore planets!
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Goku: ...Umm, except... you know... *that* one...
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Goku: Hmm...
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Freeza: BRYEH!
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[SQUEAK]
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Goku: Ahh! Bad touch!
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Goku: Kidney shot! Kidney shot! Kidney shot!
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[THUMP THUMP THUMP]
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Freeza: Ugh-hgh-hgh!
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Freeza: Hgh-hgh! Hgh! HUU...!
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Goku: And pause...!
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Freeza: Euh, euh...!
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Goku: ...*Stomach punch*!
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[Brutal impact]
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Freeza: HAAAGH!! Haa, houugh...!
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Freeza: Gonna whiz red...
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[High pitch/frequency pulse]
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Piccolo: Wha...?
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Piccolo: Wha?
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Dende: Welcome back, Nail.
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Piccolo: Where... am I?
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Dende: May I hug you?
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Piccolo: NO!
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Dende: Oh...
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Piccolo: Gohan!
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Gohan: Aaaahhh? Mr. Piccolo!
5:00
Gohan: ...And Dende...? But, I thought that--
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Dende: Turns out that we're all alive!
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Dende: Except for Krillin! How unfortunate...
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Guru: Naiiilll!
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Guru: Naaiiiilll!
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Guru: NAAAAIIIIIIILLL!!
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Piccolo: 'I think he's looking for you.'
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Nail: 'Do NOT tell him I'm here!'
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Guru: Nail! I can sense YOOOUUUUU!
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Nail: 'Do NOT make eye-contact!'
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Gohan: You know, looking around, it seems like the only people who were brought back were those killed by Freeza and his men...
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Piccolo: Huh... well, that's convenient.
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Namekian 1: Sir, we cannot find the Tagrok tribe.
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Namekian 2: Wait - you mean that one guy who really liked showing off his Dragon Ball?
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Namekian 1: Yeah. THAT dumbass.
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Bulma: Huh?
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Vegeta: Oh! I wonder what sort of dashing, handsome rogue could have been responsible for their deaths?
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Dende: Ahh!
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Namekians: (Gasp)
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Vegeta: Oh, wait! It was me!
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Guru: HA! Nice!
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Namekian 3: He massacred an entire village!
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Guru: Yeah, I'm gonna be honest with you... I don't really like any of you...
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Guru: except him. (Namekian in blue)
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[SPLAT]
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Guru: HA! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Guru: Ha-- (Gagging)
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Guru: Oh, God...! Actually dying this time!
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[Namekians gasp]
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Namekian 4: Lord Guru! You can't leave us!
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Guru: I'm sorry, my children... but I must leave you now. My time is at an end...
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[Namekians cry en-masse]
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Guru: but before I leave, I must confess my sins...
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Namekian 4: What do you mean?
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Guru: Do you remember the great drought that befell our planet?
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Mouri: The one that nearly wiped out our race?
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Guru: Yeah...
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Namekian 5: The one caused by those filthy albinos?!
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Guru: Yeahhhh...!
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Namekian 3: The ones we purged as per your instruction?!
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Guru: YEAAHH, SEEEE... I might have shifted the blame on that one...
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Mouri: ...You *what*?
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Guru: Remember when I said THEY were the ones responsible for the disappearance of our precious water?!
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Namekian 4: We slaughtered thousands!
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Guru: It was ME.
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Namekian 5: How?!
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Guru: I drank it!
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Namekian 3: Whaa--?!
6:57
Guru: How do you think I got so FAAAT?!
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[Namekians shocked into silence]
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Guru: And now, I can die with a clear conscience...
7:06
Guru: (Groaning)
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Guru: Uhhh...
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Guru: (Frantic groaning)
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Guru: Uh-oh...
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Mouri: KILL HIM!★
7:14
[Angry mob charge at Guru]
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Guru: Noooo! NAILLLLLLLL!!!
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[Angry mob hack Guru to pieces]
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Guru: Choke on them...! Choke on them...! Choke on them...!
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Freeza: HIYAAH!
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Goku: HIYAGH!
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Freeza: AAGH!
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Freeza: 'Hrrrr! Dirty monkey--!'
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Freeza: Da-uh?! Where--?
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Freeza: ...oh my God, you could grind meat on th--
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Freeza: BAAH!
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Goku: I'm done.
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Freeza: What?
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Goku: I'm done fighting you. I'm bored. You're boring me.
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Freeza: Wha--?!
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Freeza: ...Oh-ho, I get it! You're *scared*, aren't you?!
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Freeza: Afraid knowing that this planet only has one minute left before it explodes!
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Goku: Question.
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Freeza: Huh?
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Goku: Do you have a watch?
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Freeza: No-oooo; why?
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Goku: Do you know what a minute is?
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Freeza: What...? Of course I do!
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Goku: I don't think you do.
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Freeza: Uh--... but... er...
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Goku: Anyway, I'ma leave now. (Sigh)
8:12
Freeza: Augh, ugh...
8:12
Goku: Try not to blow up anymore planets... else I'ma hafta kill ya.
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Freeza: You can't just... We're not...! *You little*...!
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Freeza: Hraaaghh...! Hey, monkey!
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Freeza: You forgot your *pizza*!
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Goku: Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me--
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Goku: ...That's not a pizza...!
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Goku: That's not a pizza at ALL!
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Freeza: Now, to end this!
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Freeza: I... uh-huh? Oh, come on now, I... d'agh! This blasted thing!
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Goku: What are you doing down there??
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Goku: You trying to swat a bee? 'Cause I don't like bees.
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Freeza: No, don't worry, I'm just... d'ugh! What is going *on*?! What are these; inverted controls?! Who even uses--
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Freeza: D'ah! Got it!
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Freeza: Damn it!
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Goku: So are you just stealing Krillin's attacks now?
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Goku: Or should I watch out for the Tri-Beam? Or the Garlic Gun? Or the Makakapotamus?
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Freeza: HIYAH!
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[ZCHNNG]
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Freeza: GOTCHA, BITCH!!
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Freeza: Huh?
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Freeza: Iyerrgh!
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Goku: Don't feel bad. Krillin never hits anyone with it either. Anyway, you done?
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Freeza: Oh, far from it. I just remembered - I promised you TWO PIZZAS!
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Freeza: Really?! You seriously think that pathetic million-year-old trick is going to--
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Freeza: 'Clever Dick!'
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Freeza: Where'd that flying monkey go?
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Goku: Ah-HIYAH!
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[THUMP]
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Freeza: DOWAAAGH!!
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Goku: Now say you're sorry!
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Goku: Are you sorry yet?!
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Freeza: 'I think I peed a little (!)'
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Goku: HYAH!
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Freeza: UGH!
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Freeza: Hirh!
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Freeza: I am DONE.
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Goku: Freezer, look out behind you!
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Freeza: I already told you, that trick won't work!
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Goku: No, serious, get *down*!
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Freeza: Oh haha, keep going you stupid, *inbred*, *MONKEY*--
10:03
Freeza: Daddy, I don't want to be on Namek anymore...