“Blah Blah Blah, Pride”

Krillin: Huh? Oh, hey! It's Bulma! Heeey, Bulma!

Baby Trunks: (Babbling)

Bulma: Huh... what is it, Trunks?

Krillin: Bulmaa!

Baby Trunks: Krilly! Krillih!

Bulma: What'cha pointing at, little guy?

Krillin: ...Bulma?

Bulma: Huh?

Krillin: BULMA, STOP THE-- URGH!

Bulma: OH MY GOD!

Krillin: Found ya...!

Krillin: ♫ CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA ♫

Krillin: ♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫ (With a smile that’s Ultra-Z)

Krillin: ♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~ ♫ (Even today is ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~)

Krillin: ♫ Sparking! [fading echo] ♫

Semi-Perfect Cell: Ahmmm... hmmmm....

Semi-Perfect Cell: (Chuckling)

Android 16: Come with me if you want to live!

Android 18: Did you just-- aaaaugh! Aauaaaauaaaaauaa--!

Android 16: Ungh!

Semi-Perfect Cell: Hmmm... so this is what lips feel like...

Semi-Perfect Cell: Bu bu buh. Bubbubbubbubuuh. Bbblabbblabbla. Bbblabbblabbla.

Semi-Perfect Cell: (Chuckles)

Semi-Perfect Cell: Oh, that's fu-u-un!

Semi-Perfect Cell: Blblblblblblblblblbbbbbbbbbb--

Semi-Perfect Cell: ...bbbbbbbbbb.

Android 16: AUGHHHH!

Android 18: Sixteen! Are you OK?

Android 16: My cranial structure has received serious damage.

Android 16: How are you?

Semi-Perfect Cell: I'd concern yourself less with him, and start focusing on what's important... Meeeee.

Android 18: You! Give me back my brother, you fish-lipped asshole!

Semi-Perfect Cell: Now, now, being hurtful isn't gonna bring him back.

Android 18: You're a monster!

Semi-Perfect Cell: And he was *delicious*.

Android 18: And you honestly think I'd let you do the same to me?

Semi-Perfect Cell: To be honest, your compliance isn't a factor.

Android 18: Well then... I'll just have to do this...

Semi-Perfect Cell: ...Give yourself a boob exam?

Android 18: No; explode my bomb.

Semi-Perfect Cell: In your boob?

Android 18: *No*; in my ches--

Semi-Perfect Cell: Booby bomb!

Android 18: I'm serious!

Semi-Perfect Cell: OK, OK... but before we do something we're all going to regret... let's see what our brother thinks.

Android 18: Wh-- what?

Semi-Perfect Cell: Yo shiggy-diggy whassup my sizzle!

Android 18: Oh my God...

Semi-Perfect Cell: Yea don't blow your tits sis, that's whack. You gotta chill yaself before you kill yaself.

Android 18: This can't actually be real.

Semi-Perfect Cell: Oh, it's real. And it's happening. So what you needa do is calm down, and get all up in Cell. It's downright tubular in here. We got candy and puppies and--

Android 18: You know absolutely nothing about us, do you?

Semi-Perfect Cell: OK, to be fair, I just met you.

Android 18: This isn't a game!

Semi-Perfect Cell: Ohhh, but it *is*!

Semi-Perfect Cell: All you have to do is kill yourself before I catch you. It's like tag... for keeps.

Semi-Perfect Cell: And now with both Piccolo and Sixteen out of the way... we can play.

Android 18: Guh!

Tien: Not yet!

Semi-Perfect Cell: Huh?

Semi-Perfect Cell: Ohohoho, my God! It's *Tien*! What, was Krillin busy?!

Tien: (Focused grunt)

Semi-Perfect Cell: Come on, buddy, you can't be serious. With your power level?

Semi-Perfect Cell: You're no Android, you're no Namekian, and you're certainly no Super Saiyan.

Semi-Perfect Cell: You're just human.

Tien: Yeah? Well, you know what?!

Tien: F**k power levels! F**k *Super Saiyans*! AND F**K *YOU*!!

Tien: SHIIIIN...KIKOUUUHOUUU...!!!

Semi-Perfect Cell: Oh, that's adora--SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!

Android 18: Ugh!

Tien: YOU!

Android 18: Huh?

Tien: Blow yourself up or leave! I don't care which!

Android 18: Yeah, OK!

Semi-Perfect Cell: UPSTART TRICLOPS BITCH!!!

Tien: KIKOUHOU!!!

Semi-Perfect Cell: GODDA-grblblbh!!

Android 18: C'mon Sixteen, we have to go!

Android 16: Where is Seventeen?

Android 18: He's gone, buddy.

Android 16: That is sad... I am sad...

Android 18: We both are.

Semi-Perfect Cell: NO! STOP IT! STOP IIIT!! ANGRYYYYY!!

Tien: KI! KOU! HOUUU!!

Chiaotzu: Tien...

Roshi: Jeez, I think I can hear that...

Tien: KIKOUUHOUUU!!

Semi-Perfect Cell: Fuuuuuck...!!

Goku: Ohh boy...!

Gohan: Is that... Tenshinhan?!

Goku: Yeah, and he is *nettled*. Super nettled.

Gohan: Uh...

Mr. Popo: He's gonna die.

Goku: Probably.

Tien: KI! KOU! HOUU!!

Semi-Perfect Cell: DUGH! UGH! UGGH!

Tien: KI! KOU! HOUU!!

Semi-Perfect Cell: (Panting)

Semi-Perfect Cell: Are ya done?!

Semi-Perfect Cell: Because I'm coming out... and I swear to God... if you do that AGAIN... I will be so *freaking nettled*--!

Tien: Kikouhou.

Semi-Perfect Cell: Aw, DAMMIT!!!

Yamcha: He's really going all out!

Chiaotzu: His body won't last long. The Kikouhou just takes too much energy!

Yamcha: Yeah! Didn't he do that when you... d'ah... when, you--

Chiaotzu: Died, *yes*! Jesus, we've literally all done it!

Chi-Chi: I haven't.

Chiaotzu: Give it some time, you're hanging with the right crowd.

Yamcha: What should we even do now? I feel so helpless!

Roshi: Listen!

Roshi: Sometimes you gotta know when to hold 'em, and know when to fold 'em.

Roshi: And right now... it's foldin' time.

Roshi: Pig! Grab M'Dick!

Oolong: *Please* tell me you mean the submarine...

Roshi: Heh!

Tien: 'Huh... not dead yet...'

Tien: 'That's weir--oh there we go...'

Tien: Aah! Ugh!

Tien: (Continues to grunt in exhaustion)

Semi-Perfect Cell: You know, if you want my personal opinion, "Kikouhou" is a pretty sad choice of last words.

Semi-Perfect Cell: But to be fair, it's far from the worst decision you've made today.

Tien: Ki-kou-f**k yourself.

Semi-Perfect Cell: Aww, see? That's the spirit!

Mr. Popo: HE DEAD!

Gohan: NO! We can't just let him die like this! You gotta save him!

Goku: But I can't get him in time! There's no way I could move fast enough to grab him, get out, and...

Gohan: Did he just remember he can do that?

Mr. Popo: Your father's an idiot.

Semi-Perfect Cell: Huh? *Goku*?

Goku: Hey, sorry! I'm just--I'm just here for my buddy. I'll be gone in a second. Let you get back to your business.

Semi-Perfect Cell: Hold on, wha--

Goku: Oh, hey! Piccolo's alive too!

Piccolo: (Gurgling)

Goku: Ooh, little waterlogged there, buddy?

Semi-Perfect Cell: I blew a hole in him!

Semi-Perfect Cell: How durable is he? How durable am I...?

Semi-Perfect Cell: Questions for later.

Goku: OK, I'm about done here. See ya tomorrow! Oh, and uh, by the way, Cell?

Goku: You're gonna die.

Semi-Perfect Cell: Huh?

Semi-Perfect Cell: What...?

Semi-Perfect Cell: How...?

Semi-Perfect Cell: Why...?!

Semi-Perfect Cell: I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIIOONS!!!

Bulma: And you're sure you're OK?

Krillin: Bulma, you know what I've been hit by; I'm fine.

Krillin: Now - you got the detonator?

Bulma: Yeah, right here!

Bulma: Now, listen; its signal is weak, so you'll have to be within ten meters of the Androids.

Krillin: So what you're saying is I have to get... close.

Bulma: Ehh-eh, thirty feet isn't that close...

Krillin: Oh, I'm gonna get all up in that.

Bulma: Well, you could use some protection, then.

Krillin: Pardon?

Bulma: I made you all battle suits, like Vegeta's!

Krillin: Oh!

Krillin: Well, thanks but I probably won't need it. I'm pretty good about pulling out before I get into trouble.

Krillin: Besides, I tried one on Namek, but I got a huuge hole in it.

Bulma: OK then! I'll just hand them out to everyone else. See you later!

Krillin: Thanks Bulma!

Krillin: Huh.

Krillin: This, uh... 'S remote's a lot heavier than I expected.

Krillin: Huh...

Gohan: Are you two OK?

Tien: Yeah. We may not have Dragon Balls, but I guess Senzu beans are a close second.

Goku: It's a good thing I showed up when I did. Cell was about to sixty-nine ya.

Gohan: Eighty-six, Dad. Eighty-six.

Goku: I'm not good with numbers.

Piccolo: I'll admit that was pretty ballsy, but all you did was stall him!

Piccolo: Now he's alone to hunt down Android 18, and we don't have anyone with the strength to stop him!

Goku: Huh?

Mr. Popo: Your worthless maggot friends are coming out!

Gohan: Or do we?!

Goku: No, Gohan; we haven't gone in yet.

Piccolo: ...Wow, really Goku?

Goku: Hey, Trunks! Wow, neat hair!

Trunks: 'Oh my God, first piece of positive reinforcement in over a year. Respond appropriately!'

Trunks: Thank you, I, grew it myself.

Trunks: 'Dammit!'

Goku: Huh. That's funny.