“Third Strongest of Our Kind”

Gohan: You really saved us, Vegeta.

Krillin: Yeah! You totally pulled our butts out of the fire there!

Krillin: Really showed that Team Three Star spirit!

Vegeta: They'll never find your body.

Gohan: I feel a little sorry for those guys.

Gohan: They just lost their teammate... they must be devastated.

Jeice: So, when was the last time you had to... you know...

Recoome: 3 weeks.

Jeice: Bloody hell, 3 *weeks*?!

Burter: I did it on the trip here.

Recoome: Recoome didn't even have enough room in his pod.

Jeice: Oi... oi, is that Guldo over there? Is he dead?

Recoome: How tragic.

Burter: Not telling the Captain 123 not it.

Recoome: Not it.

Jeice: Not it-- ahh, wankers.

Eriito Senshi - Ginyū Tokusentai!

Tokusentai!

♫ Tokusentai! ♫

Vegeta: So are we gonna do this or wha--?

Recoome: HIT *RECOOME'S* MUSIC!

Recoome: Vegeta!

Recoome: You think that just because you're the Prince of Allll Saiyans you're the best there is at what you do.

Recoome: But let Recoome tell ya somethin', brother: You ain't no Wolverine... and you ain't got what it takes... to STEP UP... to a FIVE-TIME CHAMPION!

Vegeta: Champion of *what*?

Jeice: This fight right here's gonna be a bloomin' slobber knocker, it is!

Burter: You can just feel the intensity.

Vegeta: Who are you talking to?!

Burter: The audience.

Jeice: We're doin' commentary, mate.

Recoome: You see, Vegeta...

Recoome: You sit there and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in allll the Universe...

Recoome: How they're the most ruthless.

Recoome: Well, look at where they are now:

Recoome: DEAD!

Recoome: Yooou talk about your legends, *and* your warrior race, *and* your pride...

Recoome: but that doesn't mean a DAAAAMN thing to this man!

Recoome: Because the name's RECOOME!

Recoome: And it rhymes WITH DOOM!

Recoome: And YOOOU'RE gonna be hurtin'! ALL! TOO! SOOOOOONuhh!

Vegeta: ...Wrestling's fake.

Spectator: You suck-diddly-uck!

Vegeta: Oh, go to Hell, all of you!

Vegeta: And if it means getting this damn thing over with, then I'm just going to have to KILL your ass!

Vegeta: Now hit MY music!

Vegeta: Oh, the f*ck with this!

Recoome: OOOOMPH!

Vegeta: SUCK IT, JABRONI!

Vegeta: Well... everything went better than expecte--

Recoome: You talking more smack, Vegeta?

Vegeta: What?! How could you possibly get up after a hit like that?!

Recoome: Silly Vegeta. The only thing Recoome sells... is merchandise!

Jeice: Oi, Burter - bet ya Recoome don't even leave a body.

Burter: Please! You already owe me a Space Soda from our LAST bet!

Jeice: Well, you still owe me a Space Burger from the one BEFORE that!

Commercial: And where can you find all this spectacular space food?

Commercial: At Spacey’s.

Commercial: Now with our new Raditz Menu.

Captain Ginyu: ...and one more makes seven.

Freeza: Ahhh Ginyu, I should've called you from the beginning!

Captain Ginyu: Thank you, sir.

Captain Ginyu: Now in celebration, I shall commence: The Dance Of Joy!

Freeza: Oh, no no, that won't be necessary.

Captain Ginyu: It is entirely necessary.

Freeza: Uh, n-no, really, y-you don’t have to--

Captain Ginyu: Actually, I do.

Captain Ginyu: I'm contractually obligated under your father to dance The Dance of Joy post every successful mission.

Freeza: Erghhh....

Freeza: ...proceed.

Captain Ginyu: (Humming)

Jeice: And we're back, mates!

Burter: While you were gone, Recoome caught Vegeta off-guard with his patented Recoome Knee.

Jeice: It was absolutely devastating, Burter! And now he’s back on the offensive... but he can’t seem to land a single 'it!

Recoome: Recoome ELBOW!

Vegeta: GAAAH--!

Jeice: Ohh, and Recoome follows up with a *vicious* Recoome Elbow!

Burter: It looks like Recoome is just too fast for Vegeta, and that's coming from the fastest guy in the universe!

Jeice: *Not* really relevant, Burter...

Captain Ginyu: (Still humming)

Captain Ginyu: And that ends The Dance of Joy.

Freeza: Ughhh, thank *God*. Now, let's wish me some immortality--

Captain Ginyu: Not quite yet, Lord Freeza.

Captain Ginyu: Lastly, I must complete The Daddy's Little Princess Dance.

Freeza: My father would command no such thing!

Captain Ginyu: You are correct, Lord Freeza.

Freeza: Very well--

Captain Ginyu: It was your brother.

Freeza: Aggghhhhhh!

Jeice: And we're back with the fight.

Burter: Here's what you missed.

Jeice: Boy, did we time that commercial right or what?

Vegeta: Gah!

Recoome: (Groaning)

Burter: Oh, sneak attack from Vegeta!

Jeice: But it looks like it didn't do jack s***!

Burter: Wait! He’s letting up the--!

Jeice: PILE DRIVER!

Vegeta: WAAAAAAAAHH--!!!

Jeice: PIIiLE DRIIVEEER!!!

Recoome: Heh heh heh.

Krillin: Hey! Hey Gohan, look! He picked *Vegeta*... like a--!

Gohan: Like a vegetable, yes.

Krillin: HAH!

Recoome: Ya see, Vegeta... you don't seem to comprehend where you stand right here.

Recoome: Be-cause the name's RECOOME--!

Vegeta: HAH!

Recoome: OOHMPH!

Burter: Oh, look at that!

Jeice: He mighta just taken Recoome's bleedin' 'ead off!

Jeice: This would be a *huge* loss for sport entertainment!

Recoome: As Recoome... was *sayin'*...

Recoome: THE NAME’S RECOOME!

Recoome: IT RHYMES WITH DOOM!

Recoome: AND YOUUUUU’RE GONNA BE HURTIN'!

Recoome: ALL! TOO! SOOOON!

Burter: He’s setting up for the Recoome Eraser Gun!

Jeice: This is *vintage* Recoome right here.

Recoome: RECOOOOOME... ERASER...

Burter: This could be the end!

Recoome: ...GUNNNNN!

Recoome: D'OOMPHH!

Gohan: VEGETA!

Jeice: Oh, last-second interference from Team Three Star!

Vegeta: You *idiot*! I'm already one foot in the grave.

Vegeta: You should've attacked Recoome!

Krillin: Come on, Vegeta! We couldn't lose one of our most valuable Team Three Star members!

Krillin: You CARRY this stable!

Vegeta: If there is any solace to all of this, it’s that you will die along with me.

Recoome: Could Recoome get a mirror? He feels like he might have chipped a tooth.

Krillin: Dear *God*, what happened to your face?!

Burter: According to the rules 'n reg, he's allowed to take on both of these new challengers!

Recoome: Sounds good to Recoome!

Recoome: RECOOOOME...

Krillin: Does every move you have start with--

Recoome: ...KICK!!

Krillin: AGHHHHHhhhh...!!!

Gohan: Krillin!

Jeice: Oh, and a *devastating* Recoome Kick there!

Jeice: Let's see that again - in slow motion!

Jeice: Brought to you by Space Four X!

Jeice: Space Four X: Because Space VB is piss!

Jeice: What a ripper!

Gohan: KRILLIN!

Krillin: HELLO GOHAN have you done your homework, 'cause if you don't Chi Chi will KICK my ass!

Gohan: Are you OK?!

Krillin: Yeah!

Krillin: Seems he threw my nervous system out of whack there!

Krillin: Can't quite feel the pain!

Krillin: ...There it is!

Krillin: Aaaaaaa

Krillin: Aaaaaauuuuuuhh--

Jeice: And welcome back to the fight, ladies and gents.

Burter: Last we left, we had two new contenders!

Jeice: We now have one.

Gohan: I'm not going to back down!

Gohan: * I might be younger than you * Smaller than you * Weaker than you * And *much* less experienced

Gohan: But I learned more about peach farming than you—

Gohan: I think this was a horrible decision...

Recoome: Recoome agrees.

Gohan: AAH!

Jeice: This fight is turning into a regular piss-kicker!

Burter: Poor kid doesn't stand a chance.

Jeice: How old is he? Like five?

Burter: Six, five and a half...?

Jeice: But the real question is: What do the fans think?

Gohan: You... you talk about who you are all the time...

Gohan: "Recoome" this, "Recoome" that...

Gohan: but... you're nothing... compared to my *Dad*.

Recoome: Ha ha ha.

Gohan: I... am the son of... Son Goku...

Gohan: The man who will come... and *kick your*--!

Jeice: *My God*.

Burter: THAT was INCREDIBLE!

Burter: This seems like the end, folks. Recoome looks like he’s got this one in the bag!

Jeice: It doesn't look like there's *anyone* left who can stop Recoome!

Jeice: Wait! Who's that?

♫ When it comes crashing down, and it hurts inside ♫

♫ You gotta take a stand, it don't help to hide ♫

♫ If you hurt my friends, then you hurt my pride ♫

♫ I gotta be a man; I can't let it slide... ♫

♫ Tokusentai! ♫

Captain Ginyu: (Humming)

Captain Ginyu: All done.

Freeza: Alright - so, you're done with all your dances?

Captain Ginyu: Yes, sir!

Freeza: We can wish for my immortality now?

Captain Ginyu: Of course.

Freeza: Fantastic.

Freeza: Now, Dragon Balls - grant my wish!

Freeza: MAKE ME, LORD FREEZA, *IMMORTAL*!!!!

Captain Ginyu: ...Umm... I don't think it worked...

Freeza: But... but why *not*?

Freeza: Those village elders *explicitly* told me there were only seven balls, and that I need merely to bring them together to grant my wish!

Freeza: So what THE HELL?

Captain Ginyu: Perhaps there's a password.

Freeza: A password...?

Freeza: But... I... killed them *all*!

Freeza: There's no one left to tell me!

Freeza: I'VE LOST MY WISH!!

Captain Ginyu: Might I suggest the Dance of Cheering You Up?

Freeza: Ugghhhh...

Freeza: ...proceed.

Jeice: G'day! Jeice of the Ginyu Force here with a Public Service Announcement.

Jeice: We've got no worries up in Space Brisbane right now, but your Brisbane's been hit hard by floods.

Jeice: So, if you'd like to donate to the relief effort, follow the link in the description to the Queensland Government's website.

Jeice: Cheers, mates. Every donation would be appreciated.