“Nananana Dende!”

Guru · Episode 21 · 4:02

0:06
Burter: Yes best time!
0:09
Goku: Finally! I'm on Planet Namek.
0:11
Krillin: HELP UUU-UU-UUS!
0:13
Goku: So *serene*...
0:15
Krillin: OH GOD, HE'S KILLING US! HE-E-ELP!
0:18
Goku: I think I hear a duck... but this far out in space? That doesn't make any sense!
0:24
Krillin: QUAAAACK!
0:25
Goku: Oh, no! That sounds like Krillin!
0:28
Goku: I'ma COMIN'!
0:30
[♫ "Sanjō!! Ginyū Tokusentai!!" ♫]
0:34
[Eriito Senshi - Ginyū Tokusentai!]
0:37
[♫ Tokusentai! ♫]
0:44
Announcer: "Kono bangumi wa TeamFourStar Soda to goran no suponsaa no teikyou de okurishimasu." (This program is brought to you by TeamFourStar Soda and the following sponsors.)
0:51
Freeza: I can't believe we came all the way out here and spent a week in the space boonies for nothing!
0:56
Freeza: Seriously, I'm surprised that we didn't hear banjos on the way in, because everybody's inbred AND LOOKS THE F***ING SAME!
1:02
Freeza: Not to mention I lost Dodoria *and* Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long distance calls to his girlfriend, WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK!!
1:12
Captain Ginyu: Lord Freeza?
1:13
Freeza: WHAT!?
1:14
Captain Ginyu: There may be still be a few holed up somewhere.
1:16
Captain Ginyu: Perhaps you should check your Scouter!
1:19
[Various Scouter beeps]
1:20
Freeza: Well, would you look at that. Three in that direction!
1:23
Freeza: Good work, Ginyu.
1:24
Captain Ginyu: All in a day's work, sir.
1:28
Captain Ginyu: And now... The Dance of Solitude!
1:31
[♫ "Vogue" ♫]
1:35
Burter: So, are we just waiting for this thing or wha--?
1:39
Jeice: 'OLY DOOLIE!
1:40
Burter: JESUS, THAT WAS *FAST*!
1:42
Burter: I-I-I mean not as... not as fast as me, considering I'm the fastest in the... i-in the Universe...
1:48
Burter: ...but compared to the average person--!
1:50
Jeice: We get it, mate. It's cool.
1:51
Goku: Gohan!
1:52
Goku: Hey, Gohan!
1:53
Goku: Gohan!
1:54
Goku: Gohan?
1:56
Goku: Maybe he'll wake up if I shake him some more...
1:58
Krillin: GOKU! JUST GIVE HIM A SENZU!
2:00
Goku: OH, right! Eat up Gohan!
2:02
Recoome: HEY! Recoome was in the middle of a match here!
2:05
Recoome: So how about you--
2:05
Goku: Sir? I am *talking*... to my *son*.
2:09
Recoome: Oh; Recoome apologizes.
2:11
Recoome: ...Wait, what am I apologizing for?! RECOOME'S GONNA KILL YOU!
2:16
Gohan: Dad?
2:17
Gohan: DAD!
2:17
Gohan: Oh my God, you're here! I love you, Dad!
2:21
Goku: That's right, Gohan. I *am* here!
2:24
Goku: Hey, Krillin! Ya hanging in there?
2:26
Krillin: Oh! I've had worse. You know, when I died...
2:30
Krillin: This is definitely a close second though....
2:32
Recoome: RECOOME WILL NOT BE IGNORED!
2:34
Goku: SIR! I am *trying* to talk to my friends!
2:38
Goku: Hey Vegeta, we're friends now, right?
2:39
Vegeta: F*** off.
2:40
Goku: The best! Now have a magic bean!
2:43
Goku: But make sure you chew it, or else you'll grow a beanstalk in your belly!
2:47
Krillin: Goku, it was terrible! We landed here, and then there were these really strong guys, and there was even more strong guys, AND THEN OUR SHIP BLEW UP, AND THEN THERE WAS *EVEN MORE STR*--!
2:57
Goku: Bored now! Reading your mind!
2:58
Krillin: Wait wha--?
3:03
Goku: Haha! That thing was a guy!
3:05
Krillin: Goku, did you just read my mind...?
3:07
Goku: Yuh-huh!
3:08
Krillin: But how could you--??
3:08
Goku: Muffin Button.
3:10
Krillin: ...What?
3:10
Goku: Huh?
3:11
Recoome: *THAT'S*! *IT*! Recoome has had enough!
3:14
Recoome: Feel the strength of the REEEEEECOOME... ULTRA FIGHTING MIRACLE--!
3:21
Goku: SIR!
3:22
[THWACK]
3:24
Goku: I will fight you in a minute.
3:27
Vegeta: 'This... This is impossible...!'
3:29
Vegeta: 'Kakarot was nowhere NEAR that same level when we fought on Earth!'
3:33
Vegeta: 'The only way he could've obtained this strength, is...'
3:36
Vegeta: No... it can't be...!
3:37
Vegeta: The legend says it only happens every 1,000 YEARS!!
3:41
Vegeta: Has he become... a SUPER SAIYAN?!
3:45
Goku: So, anyway Vegeta, what happened to you?
3:48
Goku: Did you get beat up by this guy?
3:49
Recoome: (Gurgling)
3:51
Vegeta: Ahh, n-no! I, ummm... uhhh--
3:54
Ghost Nappa: You fell down some stairs.
3:56
Vegeta: I fell down some stairs.
3:57
Krillin: No you didn't, you--
3:58
Vegeta: Shut up before I throw you down a flight.
4:02
Guru: So, Dende...
4:05
Guru: sucks about your family--
4:07
Dende: We've gone over this.....
4:08
Guru: But do you know who also lost his family?
4:12
Guru: Batman.
4:13
Dende: I don't know who that is...
4:15
Guru: See!? This is why we need TVEEE!
4:18
Dende: Why?
4:19
[Loosely singing to the rhythm of the Batman theme (1966)]
4:19
Guru: ♪ Nananananananana Dende! ♪
4:27
Guru: ♪ Dende! ♪
4:28
Dende: Guru--
4:29
Guru: ♪ Dende! ♪
4:31
Dende: Nail's here...
4:31
Guru: ♪ Naaaaaaaaaaillll! ♪
4:34
Guru: ♪ Why are you back? ♪
4:36
Nail: I never left, sir. I was outside hitting my head against the wall for 20 minutes.
4:40
[Flashback]
4:41
[THUMP]
4:41
Nail: Ugh!
4:42
[THUMP THUMP]
4:42
Nail: Ugh! Unh!
4:42
[THUMP THUMP THUMP]
4:42
Nail: Ugh! Unh! Unh!
4:43
[THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP]
4:43
Nail: Ugh! Unh! Unh! Ugh!
4:44
[Flashback ends]
4:44
Guru: So that's what that was...
4:47
Guru: Why have you ignored my order?
4:49
Nail: *Because*, Lord Guru, I can't leave you unguarded, no matter--
4:53
Guru: TUWAHHG!
4:55
Guru: CLEAN THAT UP!
4:57
[Batman transition]
4:58
Jeice: What the *bleedin'* 'ell?!
5:00
Jeice: We were havin' a right rip snorter 'ere, and then this piker shows up, and just like that, it's Goodnight Irene!
5:06
Krillin: We *get it*, you're from Space Australia!
5:10
Jeice: Alright, you bastard! Prepare to feel the wrath of the GINYU--!
5:14
[THWACK]
5:14
Jeice: GUOGH!!
5:15
Jeice: D'AAUGH! You *goddamn wanker*!
5:18
Jeice: You punched me in the--!
5:19
[THWACK]
5:19
Jeice: D'UOGH!!
5:20
Jeice: D'AUGH! You did it again!
5:21
[THWACK]
5:21
Jeice: D-- D'AGH!!
5:22
Jeice: STOP IT! STOP I--!
5:23
[THWACK]
5:23
Jeice: DU--!!
5:24
Jeice: *PIIIISS*!!
5:25
Jeice: 'Auugh, what did the Cap'n tell us to do in this situation?!'
5:29
Captain Ginyu: Jeice, if you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face, always remember to--
5:33
[THWACK]
5:33
Jeice: D'OHH!!
5:34
Jeice: OWW, HE CUT OFF THE CAP'N!
5:36
Goku: So... are you gonna *dodge* any of these?
5:39
Jeice: Ohhhh, THAT'S what the Captain--!
5:42
[THWACK]
5:42
Jeice: (Wailing)
5:43
Jeice: *BURTER*!! *SUPPORT*!!
5:45
Burter: Well, you've got very nice hair, you're a beautiful shade of red, and honestly, you're the only guy I can rely on on this team.
5:51
Jeice: AH MEANT *PUNCH HIM*, YA DAFT BASTARD!! Ugh...!
5:55
Jeice: (Inhaling)
5:56
Jeice: Oh, but, thanks ya know? Th-that really cheered me--
5:59
[THWACK]
5:59
Jeice: OHH... GOD, I THINK HE BROKE SOMETHING THAT TIME!!
6:02
Burter: YEGH!
6:04
[♫ "U Can't Touch This" ♫]
6:06
Goku: Goku Time!
6:07
Jeice: OHHWW!!
6:10
Jeice: Alright - this is just bloody stupid!
6:12
Burter: Calm down! We gotta come up with a plan.
6:15
Burter: Listen - if you use your Crusher Ball on him, I can rush him the moment he tries to dodge.
6:20
Burter: He may be fast, but he's not faster than the fastest guy in the Universe!
6:24
Jeice: OK. Mate, we need to talk... About this whole... "Fastest in the Universe" thing...
6:29
Jeice: First off, the Captain's got a higher power level than you.
6:31
Burter: Yeah, so?
6:32
Jeice: Well then, correct me if I'm wrong, but a higher power level means he's faster, yeah?
6:37
Burter: Well, okay, maybe--
6:38
Jeice: And Lord Freeza's got a higher power level than all of us...
6:41
Burter: OK, that's just not fair!
6:43
Jeice: *And*, if you think about it, Guldo can stop time!
6:45
Burter: Hurrh...!
6:46
Jeice: So that technically makes him faster than--
6:48
Burter: *NO*!! NO! NO, OKAY?! I am not! Slower! Than f***ing *GULDO*!!
6:53
Jeice: Burter, calm down!
6:54
Burter: NO! SHUT UP!! You shut your stupid red face!
6:57
Burter: "Oh, don't worry mate, you're just slower than Guldo!"
7:01
Burter: I don't want to hear it!
7:01
Goku: 'I wonder if there is a Denny's on this planet...'
7:02
Burter: You! Don't! Get it!
7:03
Goku: 'I could really go for a Grand Slam!'
7:04
Burter: You don't know what it's like!
7:06
Burter: Everyone has something special! I don't!
7:10
Burter: What am I?! The big blue snake guy! That's all I've got!
7:15
Burter: That's all I've go-oo-ooot...!
7:18
Jeice: Geez, mate, I'm-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...
7:21
Burter: I just... I just want to be special!
7:24
Burter: Something to call my own, you know?
7:26
Jeice: Mate, mate, you DO got something special!
7:29
Jeice: You're me mate.
7:30
Burter: Aww, dude!
7:31
Jeice: No, no, really!
7:32
Jeice: Remember when I had to move me piano into me flat?
7:35
Jeice: And Recoome was too busy with his match? And Guldo... well, he was Guldo, BUT YOU! YOU got those ivory keys up those five flights in no time at all!
7:44
Jeice: You're me best mate!
7:45
Burter: Thanks, Jeice! You're my best friend too!
7:49
Burter: You know? After all this is over, what do you say we head off to Spacey's and just... have a good old time?
7:55
Jeice: Sounds good, mate!
7:57
Burter: But remember, you still owe me that space soda!
8:00
Jeice: HAHA! You're right I do!
8:02
Jeice: Now! Let's go show that bloke what for--!
8:05
Burter: GAH!
8:06
[Brutal impact]
8:08
Goku: Say, do you know where there is a Denny's around here?
8:11
Jeice: BURTER!!! NOOOO!!!
8:13
Goku: Butter! That'll go GREAT on my Grand Slam!
8:16
Jeice: You just killed me best mate!!
8:18
Jeice: I'm... I'm gonna get the Cap'n, and he's gonna BEAT YOU UP!!
8:23
Jeice: CAAAAPTAAAAAAAIN...!!
8:26
Goku: Well, that was fun. Now where are the fighters?
8:29
Goku: I really wanna deck that Freezer guy!
8:32
Vegeta: You've got to be kidding.
8:34
Vegeta: *This* is a Super Saiyan??
8:35
Goku: A Super wha...?
8:37
Vegeta: Nothing, just... lamenting my crushed dreams.
8:40
Krillin: Goku! I can't believe you're so strong!
8:42
Goku: Well, I did train at 100x normal gravity.
8:46
Vegeta: FU--!!!
8:47
[900Hz sine wave tone]
8:47
Krillin: Man, no *wonder* you killed them so easily!
8:47
[900Hz sine wave tone]
8:49
Vegeta: --CK!
8:50
Goku: Krillin, I'm not gonna kill them!
8:52
[Mass Effect 2 Renegade Interrupt SFX]
8:52
Goku: Krillin, I'm not gonna kill them!
8:53
[Mass Effect 2 Renegade Interrupt SFX]
8:53
Goku: They're hardly even a threat!
8:55
[THWACK]
8:55
Burter: Huehg!
9:01
Goku: Vegeta! That was *not* very Paragon!
9:05
Vegeta: Renegade for life.
9:07
[♫ Tokusentai! ♫]
9:10
Vegeta: You think that's bad? Seriously, if you hit him hard enough, you can play a song.
9:14
Burter: ♪ Hueh! Hu-hu-hueh! ♪
9:14
Burter: ♪ Hu-hu-hueh! ♪
9:17
Burter: ♪ Hu-hueh! Hueh! ♪
9:17
Burter: ♪ Hueh! Hueh! Huehg! ♪
9:19
Vegeta: Ha-ha-ha! I don't even know what that's from!
9:21
Krillin: I think that was Tetris.
9:23
Vegeta: Isn’t that what you get when you cut yourself with something rusty?
9:25
Goku: Nope! That's rabies!
9:27
Gohan: Actually, Dad, you contract rabies when you’re bitten by an animal with a disease.
9:31
Goku: Silly Gohan! Animals don’t eat people; people eat animals!