“BOOYAH, MOTHERF**KER!”

Goku: Aaaaaaaahhhaaa....!

Vegeta: What did I tell you, Kakarot? I'm ten times stronger in this form, while you are beaten and weary!

Goku: 'Man. This is worse than that time I was in high school, and all the guys called me "Geeko", and I was Piccolo's slave, I couldn't get Chi-Chi to like me, and--'

Goku: Oh, wow. I hit that rock harder than I thought.

Vegeta: Now, Kakarot... to FINISH THIS!

Goku: 'Oh, man. What would Yamcha do?'

Goku: 'Um, um... what would Tien do?!'

Goku: Wait, I know!

Vegeta: Prepare to die, Kakarot!

Goku: Solar Flare!

Vegeta: AAAAAugh!

Vegeta: Aaaah!

Vegeta: Damn, my eyes!

Vegeta: Oh God, it's like walking in on Freeza in the shower!

Vegeta: Wait a minute, Freeza's always naked...

Vegeta: GAAAAHHH!!

Vegeta: Kakarot, when I find you you're going to die! And not any sort of good death! You’re going to die horribly, terribly, I’m going to eat your--

Goku: All right! That should buy me some time, now let's see.

Goku: Planet! Give me your energy -- everything you can spare!

Goku: Oceans, Forests, People of the planet, and all the animals that live alongside them!

Vegeta: I’m going to hammer you...

Vegeta: (indistinguishable), you're gonna be so *dead*!

Goku: There! I think I have enough energy... but, maybe a little more wouldn't hurt.

Baby Deer: Daddy?

Goku: 'All right! That should do it! All finished.'

Vegeta: Hurgh, finally, I can see again. Kakarot, I am going to KILL you!

Goku: Now, take this:

Goku: Energy from the entire *world*!

Vegeta: HURAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Goku: 'Well, if that don't beat all...' AAAAAAAAH!

Goku: Ugh!

Vegeta: Hey, Kakarot, what's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Goku: Huh?

Vegeta: Christopher Reeves!

Goku: AAAAAAAOOWWW!

Goku: That was in terrible ta-a-aste...!

Vegeta: Don't care; evil! Now, time to crush you like an Arlian.

Goku: A... what?

Vegeta: Exactly! Now die!

Goku: Huhh!

Vegeta: Argh!

Vegeta: AAAAAAAAH!!

Vegeta: Again with the f**king eye!

Vegeta: God...dammit!

Goku: Hah! Now to make my cunning escape.

Goku: Huh! Hah!

Goku: Hah!

Goku: Ah, that would be awesome.

Vegeta: I've had enough of this. I'm going to crush the life out of you, you insolent little--

Goku: AAAAAAAAAH...!

Gohan: Krillin, are you sure my Dad's going to be okay all on his own?

Krillin: Oh, come on, Gohan. You saw how much stronger your dad's become. I'm sure he can take care of--

Goku: AAAAAAAAAH...!

Krillin: Ah, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter...

Goku: AAAAAAAAAUGH!

Vegeta: All right, Kakarot. Let's hear those bones shatter!

Goku: AAUAGH--{SQUEAK}

Vegeta: What the...

Goku: AUAGH--{SQUEAK}

Vegeta: Oh my God, that's hilarious!

Vegeta: Hahahaha, muhahahahaha!

Gohan: Get your filthy hands off of him, you damn dirty ape!

Vegeta: Oh, very creative. And what exactly will you do if I don't?

Gohan: I'll make you regret it!

Gohan: Law of mass dictates that the mass of an object dramatically increases the force of impact when said object collides with the ground; and, with your size, you'll make an extensively large impact upon your inevitable defeat!

Vegeta: ...What?

Goku: ...What?

Gohan: The bigger they are, the harder they *fall*!

Goku: ...What?

Goku: ARGH! Stop that!

Vegeta: Listen, kid, you're real brave and all, but your dad's beaten and broken, and neither of you have the skill or energy--

Krillin: Kienzan!

Vegeta: ...to take me on.

Krillin: Da-a-amnit!

Vegeta: You're finished! All of your planet's greatest fighters!

Vegeta: ALL of them *worthless* in the presence of a Saiyan elite!

Vegeta: None of you can stop me! NONE OF YOU--!

Vegeta: Uhhh-uh..?

Yajirobe: Runningrunningrunningrunningrunning!

Vegeta: Uh, ohh...

Goku: Ow...

Vegeta: God... ....damn iiiiiiii (voice transitions from growly to normal) iiiit.

Vegeta: Haaa....

Krillin: He's back to normal!

Krillin: Gohan, we can do this!

Krillin: We can beat him! WE HAVE A CHAN--!

Krillin: Aha!

Krillin: Oh, God... (sobbing)

Vegeta: You know, I thought I'd be angrier; what with the utter humiliation and loss of my tail... or maybe I'm just so *unbelievably* enraged that I have come full circle.

Vegeta: Oh well. Either way, it's time to put an end to this.

Goku: G...Gohan... is that you?

Gohan: Hey, Daddy. I'm.... really sorry.

Goku: It's okay, Gohan. You tried your best.

Goku: At least... you got home to your mother... and told her to--

Gohan: Um! Actually, I never went home. I came back to save you.

Goku: Oh...

Gohan: D...Daddy?

Goku: Everyone makes mistakes, Gohan.

Goku: But we have to be strong now, okay?

Gohan: Daddy...

Goku: Son!

Goku: Ungh!

Goku: Ugh!

Gohan: No-ho-oh!

Vegeta: What now, Kakarot?

Vegeta: You damaged me! You cut off my tail! You've insulted me beyond belief. But you still havn't taken my pride!

Gohan: Hah!

Vegeta: Oh my pride!

Gohan: I'll teach you to hurt my Daddy!

Vegeta: What are you going to do, huh?! You barely have any energy left!

Gohan: Hah!

Vegeta: Uwagh!

Vegeta: 'D'AAAH! MY EYE! Why is it always the goddamn eye?!'

Goku: K...Krillin... come here...

Goku: I have something to give you.

Krillin: Your last will and testament?

Goku: No, it's energy from the entire world. It's our last hope!

Krillin: ...And you're giving it to ME...?

Goku: I'm... kind of out of options.

Krillin: Holy crap! So THIS is what being important feels like!

Vegeta: Hyah!

Gohan: AAAAAHH!

Vegeta: All right, Kakarot. Say goodbye to your son!

Goku: Gohan... listen. You have to bounce it back at Vegeta!

Gohan: But, are you sure? I don't think energy works like that.

Goku: Don't worry, Gohan. You can do it. You're a *good guy*!

Gohan: Oh... okay... if you believe in me, then I'll--

Goku: Or, it'll kill you.

Gohan: WHAT?!

Gohan: AAAH...!

Vegeta: There's nothing left now. Your last hope and you missed.

Vegeta: You're all defeated and there isn't a damn thing you can--

Vegeta: 'What smells like deer?'

Vegeta: WAAAAAAAGH!

Vegeta: CURSE MY HUBRIS!!!

Krillin: YAHOO!!

Krillin: Goku, we did it! We won! We beat him with the Spirit Bomb!

Goku: Way to go, you guys.

Krillin: All right, Goku. Let's get you and Gohan home.

Krillin: It's been tough, but now, we'll never have to see that rotten Saiyan ever again.

Krillin: *Alive* again. We'll never have to see him alive again, that's what I meant.

Krillin: (Sigh)... but at least it's finally over.

Yajirobe: You gunna eat that Saiyan?

Krillin: ...Wha--?

Yajirobe: Dibs!

Krillin: Rrright... anyway, it seems the Spirit Bomb's done the trick.

Krillin: And with that, we can all go home and live in peace and--

Vegeta: HUAAAAAAAH!!

Krillin: WAAAAAAHH!!

Gohan: AAAAAAAAGH!!

Yajirobe: AAAAAAAHH!!

Krillin: UAAAAAHHH!!

Vegeta: WAAAAAHH!!

Gohan: AAAAAAH!!

Yajirobe: UAAAAHHH!!

Goku: What's goin' on, guys?

Goku: We won, right?