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Episode 3.5

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Perfect Cell: Give money!
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Perfect Cell: Recieve Dragonball!
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Imperfect Cell: β™ͺ Only shooting stars break the...
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Imperfect Cell: ...mo~old. β™ͺ
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Imperfect Cell: Hey, da~
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Imperfect Cell: Hey, da~ddy!
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Piccolo: Who're you?
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[vomits]
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[baby crying]
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Imperfect Cell: You're gonna help me raise this child! [baby crying]
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Piccolo: I'm not ready for that level of commitment!
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Imperfect Cell: Fine!
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[stab]
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Piccolo: NOOO!
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Piccolo: MY BABY!!!
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Kami: He's getting in your head!
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Kami: AND YOUR ARM!
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[stab]
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Piccolo: AAAAGH, MY ARM!!!
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Imperfect Cell: Ooh, Daddy; it's so tight!
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Piccolo: Why do you keep calling me that!?
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Imperfect Cell: Because I'm NINE guys!
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Imperfect Cell: Burgers and fries!
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Krillin: Piccolo, we're here to help-
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Krillin: Oh my god;
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Krillin: Is his mouth his dick?
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Imperfect Cell: SOLAR FLARE!
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Krillin: AH! DICK IN MY EYES!
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Imperfect Cell: BRB; Gonna eat up my siblings!
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Piccolo: What should we do?
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Future Trunks: If only Goku were here!
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[pop]
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Goku: PLUS ULTRA!
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[pop]
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Krillin: Wonder where they're going?
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Mr. Popo: WELCOME TO THE ROOM OF INFINITE BULLSHIT!!!
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Vegeta: F*ck's that mean?
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Goku: It means next year will be tomorrow.
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Vegeta: NANI?!?
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[slam]
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Gohan: So what are we gonna do?
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Goku: I dunno. I usually don't get involved until things are at their worst.
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Gohan: so, we're waiting for Vegeta?
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Goku: Waiting for Vegeta, yes. GOHAN: so, we're waiting for Vegeta?
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Goku: Waiting for Vegeta, yes.
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Talk Show: No, I don't think it's racist to call the king a son of a bitch.
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Talk Show: 17: Hey!
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Piccolo: HRMN?!
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Piccolo: 17: Can Goku come out and die?
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Piccolo: THE SIGN SAYS NO SOLICITORS!
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Piccolo: GUAWG!
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Piccolo: GUAWG! -BLAHEGH!
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Piccolo: GUAWG! GUACK! -BLAHEGH!
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Piccolo: GUAWG! GUACK! -BLAHEGH! BLARARAH!
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Piccolo: GUAWG! GUACK! UGHAW! -BLAHEGH! BLARARAH!
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Piccolo: GUAWG! GUACK! UGHAW! -BLAHEGH! BLARARAH! BLUAGH
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Piccolo: 18: And suddenly we're in Looney Toons. [Grunting continues off screen]
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Piccolo: 16: I like the Road Runner.
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Imperfect Cell: And I like Pepe le Pew! [Grunting stops]
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Imperfect Cell: And I like Pepe le Pew!
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Piccolo: I'm a fan of Sam Sheepdog-
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Piccolo: DOLWARGH!
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Piccolo: 17: Cyborg Jesus, what is that thing?
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Impefect Cell: I'm your Onii-Chan!
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Impefect Cell: 17: What are we going to do on the ground, Onii-chan?
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[Anime WOW! sound effect]
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Impefect Cell: 16: Gundam sound effect!
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Imperfect Cell: AH!
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Imperfect Cell: F*ck!
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Imperfect Cell: Do you MIND?!?
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Imperfect Cell: I don't come to your work and knock your brother out of YOUR 𝑯𝑢𝑳𝑬.
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Imperfect Cell: 17: Wait you can't do this, we're related!
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Imperfect Cell: Not by blood~
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Imperfect Cell: 17: Oh, cool. That's fine then.
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[schlomp]
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[Porn music in background accompanied by scrunching sounds]
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[Morph sound]
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Semi-Perfect Cell: And now, I--
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Tenshinhan: HEY, DICK LIPS!
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Tenshinhan: This is the last cool thing I'll ever do.
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Tenshinhan: There is no joke.
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Semi-Perfect Cell: Respecc.
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Semi-Perfect Cell: AW BEANS!
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Tenshinhan: HO
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Tenshinhan: HO-HO
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Tenshinhan: HO-HO-HO
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[Fighterz Down voice clip]
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Tenshinhan: Merry Christmas motherf*cker.
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Semi-Perfect Cell: And Happy Hanukkah to you.
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Tenshinhan: Thanks.
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[pop]
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Goku: Did someone say Christmas?!
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Tenshinhan: NOW you show up.
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Semi-Perfect Cell: Oh, hey Goku--
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Goku: You're gonna f*cking die.
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[pop]
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Semi-Perfect Cell: Oh.
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Semi-Perfect Cell: Guess I'll just Perfect, then.
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Vegeta: Or maybe you will not!
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Semi-Perfect Cell: Oh, hey Vegeta.
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Vegeta: I'm gonna do you a f*ck!
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Semi-Perfect Cell: S'cuse me?
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Vegeta: NEVER!
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Vegeta: AHH
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Vegeta: AAH BLggghhh
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Vegeta: Look how yoke'd I am.
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[spits]
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Vegeta: Straight up cock diesel!
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Semi-Perfect Cell: Can I just absorb the androids?
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Vegeta: No.
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Future Trunks: Yes!
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Semi-Perfect Cell: Pleeeease??
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Vegeta: Yes!
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Future Trunks: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Future Trunks: 18: ...what are they talking about? FUTURE TRUNKS: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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[schlomp]
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[morph sound]
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Perfect Cell: I am perfect...
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Perfect Cell: ...and you will quote...
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Perfect Cell: ...everything I say.
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Krillin: YOU ATE MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
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Krillin: YOU ATE MY GIRLFRIE--ah.
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Vegeta: Now you shall feel the wrath of SUPER VEGETA!!!
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Vegeta: Now you shall feel the wrath of SUPER VEGE--ah.
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Future Trunks: I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY ANOTHER FUTURE!!!
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Future Trunks: I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY ANOTHER FUTU--ah.
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Perfect Cell: And now I'm gonna go throw a tournament. Later, breeders.
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Krillin: We're friends now.
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Krillin: 16: But I want to kill Goku.
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Krillin: Most of my friends did.
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[humming Megalovania]
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Perfect Cell: Mmm, this will age well.
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Goku: Hey, guys, we're out of the chamber! Anything happen?
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Goku: Vegeta, whatchu do?
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Vegeta: Nothin'.
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Goku: Vegeta, What did you do?
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Vegeta: Nothinguh!
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Goku: What.
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Goku: What. Did
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Goku: What. Did. You.
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Goku: What. Did. You. Do?
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Vegeta: I f*cked your mom!
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Goku: I don't have a mom!
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Vegeta: Neither do I...
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Gohan: Hey Mr. Piccolo! I'm super saiyan.
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Piccolo: NO, YOU'RE ME!
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[A$AP Rocky - Fashion Killa plays in the background]
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Gohan: Cash. [A$AP Rocky - Fashion Killa plays in the background]
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Future Trunks: By the way, we don't have Dragon Balls anymore so-
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Goku: But then what are we in!?
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[pop]
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Goku: Goku fix.
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Dende: Okay, so I'm God now.
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Mr. Popo: Bet.
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Dende: Sick.
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Goku: Tournament time!
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Alucard: Hey, we still doing those versus videos? [Hellsing Ultimate theme plays in the background]
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Perfect Cell: Nope!
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Alucard: Ah, no worries.
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Goku: I Like that guy's coat.
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Perfect Cell: Welcome to the Cell Games, everybody. Here are the brackets.
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Future Trunks: Wait, how is that a tournament?
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Perfect Cell: Hey don't hate the Cell player, hate the Cell Games.
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Mr. Satan: What about-
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Mr. Satan: GOKU & PERFECT CELL: Shut the f*ck up!
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Mr. Satan: They didn't really change my character anyway.
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Goku: All right! Let's go Cell!
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Perfect Cell: With pleasure!
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Perfect Cell: AUGH!
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Goku: Ow! I quit!
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Goku: Gohan, get 'em!
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Gohan: What!?!
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Perfect Cell: NANI!?!
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Goku: In a year.
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Gohan: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Perfect Cell: Wait, did we just skip my children? GOHAN: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Perfect Cell: Wait, did we just skip my children?
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Perfect Cell: Wait, did we just skip my childr--ah. [Mario power down sound effect]
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Gohan: Get lost, ya dingus.
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Semi-Perfect Cell: I'm no dingus...
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Semi-Perfect Cell: YOU'RE A DINGUS!!!
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[will.i.am - Big and Chunky plays in the background]
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Gohan: Oh god, I killed us all!
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Goku: No, Gohan. Just me.
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Gohan: NOOOOOO-
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Super Perfect Cell: JK, not dead, LOL.
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Future Trunks: NOOOOOO-
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Future Trunks: AUGH!
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Super Perfect Cell: No! Enough of that!
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Super Perfect Cell: Now listen up. Y'all been skipping my best shit since I got here.
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Super Perfect Cell: Ranked me as fourth-best villain under King Piccolo!
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Super Perfect Cell: I'm Perfect Cell, motherf*ckers!
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Super Perfect Cell: So Dende on f*cking Earth!
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Super Perfect Cell: You better recognize the crackle of my RAW,
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Super Perfect Cell: SSSSEXUAL ENERGY,
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Super Perfect Cell: and line your 1990s asses up so I can-
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Gohan: HAAAAAA!!!
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Super Perfect Cell: This time I'ma let it all come out.
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Super Perfect Cell: This time I'ma stand up and shout.
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Super Perfect Cell: I'ma do things my way.
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Super Perfect Cell: It's my way!
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Super Perfect Cell: My way or the high~
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Super Perfect Cell: My way or the high waaaay~
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Super Perfect Cell: CHIIIP
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Krillin: Gohan beat Cell!
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Piccolo: But at what cost?
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Piccolo: Oh right, no cost.
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Piccolo: Hooray!
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Shenron: New balls, who dis?
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Yamcha: Bring back the deads!
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Shenron: Done.
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Krillin: Give me a girlfriend!
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Shenron: Done.
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Goku: I'm gonna stay dead.
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Shenron: Done!
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Gohan: What!?
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Goku: You're Goku now...
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Goku: I-I meant *for* now.
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[Dragon Soul!]
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Gohan: Wow! I wonder what's next for me?
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Piccolo: You peaked.
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Gohan: What?
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Piccolo: You peaked.
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Gohan: You're kidding!
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Gohan: After all that!?
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Piccolo: Yeah, sorry.
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Gohan: But...b-but I get stronger though, right?
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Piccolo: Yeah, but...
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Piccolo: ...no.
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Gohan: ...oh.
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Gohan: 16: By the way, I never died in this version.