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Episode 3

5:14 Β· 165 lines Β· YouTube

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Android 16: Physical media is forever!
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Android 16: Buy LaserDisc!
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Yamcha: I-I'm just saying, I know it was stolen but it was still good music, right?
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Bulma: Yeah, because it was stolen from better artists.
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Krillin: What about the dub score?
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Yamcha: Oh yeah, let's start THAT flame war.
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Vegeta: FREEZA'S HERE!
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Krillin: F*CK!
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Piccolo: OH MY GOD!
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Gohan: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
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Mecha Freeza: That's right, buttholes!
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Mecha Freeza: This is my resurrection!
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Mecha Freeza: And you're all about to get Fβ€”
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Mecha Freeza: [squelch] And you're all about to get Fβ€”
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[squelching]
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[blade clinks]
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[nudge]
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[another nudge]
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[metal squealing]
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[finishes]
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[blood gushing]
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Krillin: ...WOO! [blood gushing]
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Krillin: *POP* β™ͺ DRAGON SOUL! β™«
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Krillin: So, what's your deal?
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Future Trunks: I'm here because we have no female fanbase.
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Bulma: Well, you do now~
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Future Trunks: YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED!
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[explosion]
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Goku: Hey, guys!
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Goku: I'm back and I'm off my meds!
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Future Trunks: Goku!
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Future Trunks: The Red Ribbon Army has returned andβ€”
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Goku: Only saw Z, who dat?
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Future Trunks: Listen!
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Future Trunks: I'm from the future,
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Goku: Whoa.
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Future Trunks: Bulma and Vegeta are my mom and dad,
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Goku: 'Kay...
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Future Trunks: and two "Androids" are going to show up to murder you all in three years!
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Goku: Whoa! Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
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Future Trunks: Here's some heart medication.
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Future Trunks: Don't not take it.
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Goku: ...But will I?
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Future Trunks: Alright, I'm out.
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Future Trunks: [engine noises] Bye, mom!
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Bulma: What did he justβ€”
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Bulma: FUTURE TRUNKS [chuckling]: Just kidding!
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Bulma: Hah, look at Vegeta's stupid shirt!
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[teleports]
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Tenshinhan: More like "Saiyan pride parade", am I right?
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Vegeta: I'm now going to breed the nearest female just to prove you wrong.
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Bulma: Oh, cool.
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Piccolo: Should we be worried about the Androids?
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Goku: Prolly.
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[fire and people screaming]
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Crying Child: FILLERβ€”!
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[crush]
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Goku: Guys!
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Goku: It's 𝙖 set of "Androids"!
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Goku: And Yamcha's here.
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Yamcha: I am?!
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Yamcha: [squealing]
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Goku: Yamcha's dead!
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Goku: YAMCHA [muffled]: No, I'm not...!
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[fisting noises]
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Dr. Gero: Come on, you...! [fisting noises]
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Dr. Gero: Blasted ribs got caught on my sleeve! [fisting noises]
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Yamcha: [crying]
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Goku: Need some help?
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Dr. Gero: How dare you!
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Dr. Gero: Nineteen, kill him!
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Goku: Agh!
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Goku: Ah, my heart!
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Goku: Oblegh...
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Gohan: Dad's dead!
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Goku: No, I'm not...
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Goku: AAUGH!
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Dr. Gero: Either the heart attack is going to kill him, or my Android is!
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Dr. Gero: Either way, victory for Geroβ€”
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Android 19: Shit.
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Vegeta: Vegeta...
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Vegeta: Vegeta... LIVES!
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Dr Gero: Only saw Dragon Ball, who dis?
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Vegeta: BEHOLDMAHPOWAH!
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Dr. Gero: I feel like I underprepared for this.
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Vegeta: DO YOU AFRAID?!
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Dr. Gero: KIND OF?!
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Vegeta: BAZINGAATTAC-KUH!
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Android 19: Fuck.
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[giant explosion]
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Android 19: Fa-a-ther, I wish to be a
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Android 19: Father, I wish to be a πš›πšŽπšŠπš• πš‹ 𝚘 𝚒 . . .
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Vegeta: And now, to put the old man in a home:
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Vegeta: A FUNERAL home!
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Vegeta: Iβ€” Ah...
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Vegeta: Ah, shit.
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Vegeta: Damn, he runs fast for an old guy.
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Krillin: Don't worry. I found his lab!
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Dr. Gero: F*ck! They found my lab!
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Dr. Gero: But luckily, I have two more Androids...
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Dr. Gero: ...the original Androids that were always a part of this story!
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Dr. Gero: Yes, from the very beginning!
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Dr. Gero: And now, I shall awaken them!
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Dr. Gero: Behold:
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Dr. Gero: My second greatest creations!
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Android 17: F*ck's that mean?
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Android 18: I dunno. Maybe he's referring to this?
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Dr. Gero: No! Don't wake him up for some reason!
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Android 18: Pft... I'm gonna.
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Future Trunks: NYYAAAAAAAAβ€”!
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[explosion]
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Android 17: Duuuude!
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Android 17: Caaaalm down!
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Future Trunks: No!
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Android 16: Hello, I am Android 16.
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Android 16: I am hilarious and you will
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Android 16: I am hilarious and you will π™±π™Έπšπ™³πš‚ π™±π™Έπšπ™³πš‚ π™±π™Έπšπ™³πš‚ π™Άπ™Ύπ™Ίπš„.
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Android 16: 17: Hm. I like him!
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Vegeta: Hey, c*nt!
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Future Trunks: Whoa, Dad!
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Vegeta: What? She's a c*nt!
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Vegeta: A c*nty c*nt!
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Vegeta: Whatcha gonna do about it, you big ol' c*nt?!
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Vegeta: Gonna c*nt all over me with
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Vegeta: your c*nty face,
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Vegeta: and your c*nty boots,
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Vegeta: and your...
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Vegeta: and your...VAGINA?!
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Android 18: [inhales]
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Vegeta: AGHβ€”
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[β™ͺ Eric Andre Show - We'll Be Right Back β™«]
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Vegeta: AH!
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Vegeta: AH! AH!
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Vegeta: AH! AH! AAH!
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Vegeta: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH!
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Vegeta: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH!
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Vegeta: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHHH!
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Vegeta: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHHH! AAAAAHHH!
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Vegeta: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHHH! AAAAAHHH! AH!
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Vegeta: AH! AH! AHH! BAUUUAGH! AAAHH! AAAAHHH! AAAAAHHH! AH! AAAAAAAUUUUGGH!!!
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Krillin: I feel like we underprepared for this!
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Android 17: Hey.
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Android 17: Don't bang my sister.
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Krillin: Oh.
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Android 18: [moaning]
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Android 18: He might~ β™₯
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Krillin: Ohh!
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Android 17: But don't.
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Krillin: Ohhh...
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Android 16: He wants pussy like I want Goku.
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Android 17: That sounds a little gay, dude.
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Android 16: It is a little gay, dude.
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Piccolo: You know who could use some character development?
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Future Trunks: Gohan.
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Tenshinhan: Gohan.
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Krillin: Gohan.
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Vegeta: Kakarot's brat.
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Piccolo: MEEEE!
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Piccolo: Kami!
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Piccolo: We have to kill some teenagers.
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Piccolo: Also, we cool now.
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Mr. Popo: I DID DRUGS THIS SCENE!
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Kami: You had me at "killing teenagers".
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Kami: HWOAH!
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Piccolo: WHOOOOAAAA...!
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Piccolo: I'm three guys now!
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Piccolo: NAIL/KAMI [in Piccolo's head]: 'Sup?
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Kami: Do you think this joke will get old?
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Piccolo: Nah, it's not Ghost Nappa.
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Kami: Where's Goku, anyway?
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Vegetakugou: F*ck me!
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Goku: I wish I was All Might.
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Gohan: I wish my dad was All Might...
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Piccolo: Look, I'm not saying it was the BEST music,
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Piccolo: but American kids grew up with it, you know?
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Kami: That doesn't make it good; it just makes it nostalgic.
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[β™ͺ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously β™«]
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Piccolo: Wait... [ β™ͺ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously β™« ]
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Piccolo: Wait... what is that? [ β™ͺ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously β™« ]
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[β™ͺ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously β™«]
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[footsteps] [ β™ͺ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously β™«]
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[creepy tail thwiping] [footsteps] [ β™ͺ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously β™«]
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[twig breaks] [footsteps] [ β™ͺ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously β™«]
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[footsteps] [ β™ͺ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously β™«]
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[β™ͺ Smash Mouth's "All Star", whistled ominously β™«]
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[whistling comes to a close]
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Piccolo: Whoβ€”
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Imperfect Cell: SOMEβ€”