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Episode 2

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Freeza: This is a parody. Buy the f*cking show!
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[Traffic]
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[Silence and beeping]
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Krillin: LETS GO TO SPACE!!
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[Dragon Soul]
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Krillin: Go to Namek!
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Gohan: Is that Namek?
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Krillin: No!
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Gohan: Is that Namek?
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Krillin: No!!
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Gohan: Is THAT Namek?
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Krillin: BOOYAH!!!
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Krillin: This place is boring!
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Gohan: Is that a Saiyan pod?
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Krillin: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Krillin: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [Vegeta] I'm on Namek now.
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Cui: Hey Vegeta!
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Vegeta: Hi Cui.
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Vegeta: Bye Cui.
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Freeza: Hello, I'm Space Napol-Hitler
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Freeza: Give me the thing.
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Namekian: No!
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Freeza: Give me the thing
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Namekian: No!
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Freeza: Kill his kid.
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[Wilhelm scream]
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Freeza: Give me the thing.
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Namekian: Here!
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Freeza: Good!
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Freeza: Kill him!
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Namekian: But the thing!
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Freeza: Other kid!
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Gohan: No!
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Krillin: Quack!
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Freeza: What the space fu-
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Krillin: Think we're in the clear!
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[Dodoria screaming]
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Krillin: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
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Gohan: Use your Solar Flare!
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Krillin: Oh, I do know tha-
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Krillin: Sol
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Krillin: Sol Flah!!!
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Dodoria: AH! Bitch!
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Dodoria: AH! Double bitch!
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Vegeta: 'Sup Chubs McKenzie?
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Vegeta: Any last words before I kill you ?
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Dodoria: I have a thick...
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Dodoria: I have a thick... meaty...
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Dodoria: ...vagina.
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[shocked silence]
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[retching noises]
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Gohan: We're alive!
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Krillin: But they have the thing!
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Gohan: We have a thing
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Dende: My name is-
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Krillin: Little Green!
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[The Heavy - "Short Change Hero"]
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Dende: My parents are dead!
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Dende: [1st form Frieza] Dodoria's dead?!?
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Zarbon: Mmm.
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Zarbon: [1st form Frieza] Vegeta? Get him!
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Zarbon: Mmm!
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Krillin: We're stayin' here!
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Krillin: Gohan, look after Little Green!
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Dende: Hey.
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Krillin: Bulma!
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Krillin: Do not do ANYTHING.
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Krillin: For this entire trip.
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Krillin: Good!
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Vegeta: Found me a thing!
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Vegeta: Time to get more things!
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Vegeta: Hey, it's the gay one.
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Zarbon: Maybe I'm gay. Or maybe stereotypes are bullshit!
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Zarbon: Mmm..
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Zarbon: [Post-Transformation Zarbon] PUSSY!
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Vegeta: OH NO!!
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Krillin: So who are you?
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Guru: I am Guru.
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Krillin: Oh okay well..
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Guru: But you can call me super mega ultra alpha omega hyper...
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Nail: Just take the thing. He'll be at this for a while.
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Krillin: WOOHOO!!
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Zarbon: Mmm.
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Vegeta: GRAB ALL THE THINGS!!!
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Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Krillin: I got a thing!
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Krillin: Where's Gohan?
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Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHA-
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Krillin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [Zarbon] Mmm.
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Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post-Transformed Zarbon: MMMM!
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Vegeta: HAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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[Vegeta] *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
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Krillin: AAAaaaah-
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Krillin: ... no, seriously, where's Gohan?
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Gohan: Oh, hi Vegeta-
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Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Gohan: Still got his thing.
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Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-
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Vegeta: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Vegeta: -uuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Freeza: Zarbon's dead?!?
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Underling: Zarbon's dead.
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Freeza: F*CK!
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Freeza: Call the Ginyus!
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Underling: 'Kay.
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Freeza: Seriously, though, what IS today?
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Guru: ...Bigger, longer and uncut Guru.
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Guru: Oh, hello!
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Kid Gohan: Why am I here?
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Dende: Why am *I* here!?
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Guru: Power up!
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Kid Gohan: Will this actually matter?
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Grand Elder Guru: Probably not.
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Vegeta: HEY GUYS!!
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Vegeta: YOU REMIND ME OF SOME ASSHOLES I'M GONNA KILL!
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Krillin: aaaaaAAAAA-
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Vegeta: BUT THERE'S NOT TIME FOR THAT...
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Vegeta: BECAUSE THE GINYUS ARE COMING!!
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Krillin: Okay what-
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Vegeta: RRRRIGHT NOW!!
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Vegeta: Ginyu!
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Vegeta: Jeice!
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Vegeta: Burter!
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Vegeta: Guldo!
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Vegeta: Recoome!
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Captain Ginyu: And together we are...
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Captain Ginyu: The Ginyu F-
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Captain Ginyu: ᴴᵉʸ ᵍᵘʸˢ ᶦ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᶦᵗ
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Krillin: Goku's ship killed the Ginyus!
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Krillin: ...and he's out of commission, what are the odds?
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Vegeta: Put him in...
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Vegeta: Put him in... the Pod!
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[Dramatic music sting]
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Goku: ...I wonder if this'll become a trend?
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Krillin: Where's Freeza?
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[Nail screaming]
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Krillin: TEAM THREE STAR!!
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Vegeta: That's not funny! It's never been funny!
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Vegeta: It's never gonna be funny!!
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Vegeta: Put on these clothes, Imma nap.
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Krillin: Hey Gohan, I found the things! Wanna do the thing?
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Gohan: Sure, but when did Dende get here?
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Dende: Hey.
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Gohan: So what are we-
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Krillin: Bring Piccolo back!
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Piccolo: YEAH!
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Krillin: Now bring him to Namek!
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Piccolo: NOOO-
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Piccolo: -OOOOO!!
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Nail: Oh, hi.
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Piccolo: 'Sup?
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Nail: Wanna see something cool?
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Piccolo: Eh, why not?
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Piccolo: UUUUUUUUU-
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Krillin: And for our last wish-
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Vegeta: YOU'LL GIVE ME INMORTALITY OR I MURDER HIS PARENTS!!
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Dende: Joke's on you.
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Vegeta: Wait, am I immortal?
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Freeza: I don't know...
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Freeza: Let's see!
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Krillin: Hu hu hu, He's pissed!
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Vegeta: Hah! I'm not afraid of you!
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[Super Mario power-up sound effect]
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Freeza: How about now?
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Krillin: HAH! Horny.
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[Super Mario "star power" sound effect]
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Freeza: Alright who's nex-
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Piccolo: I'm two guys now.
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Nail: 'Sup?
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Gohan: Krillin! Nooooo!
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Krillin: I'm okay!
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Gohan: What? How?
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Dende: Hey.
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Freeza: And this is my fourth and final form!
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Krillin: What happened to the third form?
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Vegeta: I don't care what happened... because I'M a Super Saiy-
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[Vegeta] No, Freeza-dono, yamete! (No, Lord Freeza, please stop!]
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Freeza: I'm sorry what were you on about before?
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Vegeta: I'm a Super Saiy-
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Freeza: Apologies, still can't make it out.
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Vegeta: (slurred) I'm a Super Saiy-
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Freeza: And now to finish the..
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Goku: Hey!
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Goku: Let that Vegeta alone!
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Freeza: And what the hell is he?
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Vegeta: (slurred) He's a Super Saiy-
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Goku: Oh no, you-
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[Vegeta hacking]
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Goku: ...you killed Vegeta !
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Goku: You are SO decked!
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Yamcha: Hey, King Kai, can you teach us the-
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King Kai: NO!
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Goku: Dangit! Nothing's worked!
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Goku: Better use that thing that always works!
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Freeza: Stop it.
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Goku: No.
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Freeza: Stop it!
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Goku: No!
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Freeza: STOP! IT!
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Freeza: That's it! Stopping it myself!
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[Goku screaming]
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Freeza: What the...?
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[Quake "DOMINATING!" sound clip]
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Freeza: EEP
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Gohan: You won, dad!
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Goku: And we didn't even lose Krill-
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Goku: QUACK!
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Goku: Aw, swizzlesticks!
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Freeza: JK, not dead, LOL.
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Piccolo: OH! Right in the tit!
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Gohan: P-... Piccolo...
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Gohan: Why...
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Gohan: Why... didn't...
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Gohan: Why... didn't... you...
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Gohan: ...DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE?!?!?
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Goku: This... ruffles my jammies...!
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Goku: ˢᵠᵘᵉᵃᵏ
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Goku: Take Piccolo and leave.
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Gohan: 'Kay.
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Freeza: Okay, so what's going on here?
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Goku: I am a Super Sandwich!
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Freeza: Prick!
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Goku: Uh-oh, Spaghetti-
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King Kai: Welp, Goku's dead.
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Tien: Really?
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King Kai: Probably not.
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Kami: King Kai, we have the things.
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King Kai: Do the thing!!
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Freeza: Well, that didn't quite work like i-
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Freeza: -wait is that a dragon?
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Goku: Yeah.
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Freeza: Bye!
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Goku: WAIT!!!
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Freeza: Make me immortal!
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["Fuck you, I'm a dragon!" backwards]
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Vegeta: AND I'M HERE TOO-
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Freeza: What the goddamn shit just happened?
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Dende: Hey.
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Freeza: You f&#%ed me, you f&#%ed me you monkey f%/ck !
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Goku: Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
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[Goku] No, Freezer-dono, yamete! (No, Lord Freeza, please stop!]
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Piccolo: Welp, I'm confused.
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Gohan: It looks like the dragon brought every person on Namek to Earth.
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Piccolo: ALL OF THEM?!?
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Guru: Hey guys.
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Guru: Dying.
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Namekian: Do you have any last words, sir?
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Guru: I am hilarious...
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Guru: ... and you will quote...
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Guru: ... everything...
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Guru: ... I...
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Guru: ... say.
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Namekian: Ah, he'll be missed.
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Goku: And... bored.
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Goku: See ya!
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Freeza: What?!?
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Freeza: Get back here!
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Freeza: Kienz-structo Disc!!!
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Freeza: ... How?
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Goku: So... which way is your ship?
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Freeza: That way...
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Freeza: Hahahahahahahahahahahahuhuhuhuhahahahahahahuhuhuhahahaha
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Goku: Hahah, yay!
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[Dragon Soul]
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Nappa: Aaand unsubscribed!