Episode 2
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0:00 Freeza: This is a parody. Buy the f*cking show!
0:01 [Traffic]
0:06 [Silence and beeping]
0:13 Krillin: LETS GO TO SPACE!!
0:15 [Dragon Soul]
0:18 Krillin: Go to Namek!
0:19 Gohan: Is that Namek?
0:20 Krillin: No!
0:21 Gohan: Is that Namek?
0:22 Krillin: No!!
0:22 Gohan: Is THAT Namek?
0:24 Krillin: BOOYAH!!!
0:25 Krillin: This place is boring!
0:26 Gohan: Is that a Saiyan pod?
0:27 Krillin: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
0:29 Krillin: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [Vegeta] I'm on Namek now.
0:30 Cui: Hey Vegeta!
0:30 Vegeta: Hi Cui.
0:32 Vegeta: Bye Cui.
0:32 Freeza: Hello, I'm Space Napol-Hitler
0:34 Freeza: Give me the thing.
0:35 Namekian: No!
0:35 Freeza: Give me the thing
0:36 Namekian: No!
0:36 Freeza: Kill his kid.
0:37 [Wilhelm scream]
0:38 Freeza: Give me the thing.
0:39 Namekian: Here!
0:39 Freeza: Good!
0:40 Freeza: Kill him!
0:40 Namekian: But the thing!
0:42 Freeza: Other kid!
0:43 Gohan: No!
0:44 Krillin: Quack!
0:45 Freeza: What the space fu-
0:46 Krillin: Think we're in the clear!
0:47 [Dodoria screaming]
0:48 Krillin: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
0:50 Gohan: Use your Solar Flare!
0:51 Krillin: Oh, I do know tha-
0:51 Krillin: Sol
0:52 Krillin: Sol Flah!!!
0:53 Dodoria: AH! Bitch!
0:54 Dodoria: AH! Double bitch!
0:55 Vegeta: 'Sup Chubs McKenzie?
0:56 Vegeta: Any last words before I kill you ?
0:58 Dodoria: I have a thick...
1:01 Dodoria: I have a thick... meaty...
1:03 Dodoria: ...vagina.
1:05 [shocked silence]
1:08 [retching noises]
1:11 Gohan: We're alive!
1:12 Krillin: But they have the thing!
1:12 Gohan: We have a thing
1:13 Dende: My name is-
1:14 Krillin: Little Green!
1:15 [The Heavy - "Short Change Hero"]
1:16 Dende: My parents are dead!
1:18 Dende: [1st form Frieza] Dodoria's dead?!?
1:19 Zarbon: Mmm.
1:20 Zarbon: [1st form Frieza] Vegeta? Get him!
1:21 Zarbon: Mmm!
1:22 Krillin: We're stayin' here!
1:23 Krillin: Gohan, look after Little Green!
1:24 Dende: Hey.
1:25 Krillin: Bulma!
1:26 Krillin: Do not do ANYTHING.
1:28 Krillin: For this entire trip.
1:31 Krillin: Good!
1:32 Vegeta: Found me a thing!
1:33 Vegeta: Time to get more things!
1:35 Vegeta: Hey, it's the gay one.
1:37 Zarbon: Maybe I'm gay. Or maybe stereotypes are bullshit!
1:39 Zarbon: Mmm..
1:40 Zarbon: [Post-Transformation Zarbon] PUSSY!
1:41 Vegeta: OH NO!!
1:44 Krillin: So who are you?
1:44 Guru: I am Guru.
1:46 Krillin: Oh okay well..
1:46 Guru: But you can call me super mega ultra alpha omega hyper...
1:49 Nail: Just take the thing. He'll be at this for a while.
1:51 Krillin: WOOHOO!!
1:54 Zarbon: Mmm.
1:57 Vegeta: GRAB ALL THE THINGS!!!
1:58 Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2:00 Krillin: I got a thing!
2:01 Krillin: Where's Gohan?
2:02 Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHA-
2:03 Krillin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
2:03 Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [Zarbon] Mmm.
2:04 Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA
2:05 Post-Transformed Zarbon: MMMM!
2:05 Vegeta: HAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2:07 [Vegeta] *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]
2:09 Krillin: AAAaaaah-
2:09 Krillin: ... no, seriously, where's Gohan?
2:10 Gohan: Oh, hi Vegeta-
2:12 Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2:14 Gohan: Still got his thing.
2:15 Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA-
2:19 Vegeta: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
2:24 Vegeta: -uuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
2:26 Freeza: Zarbon's dead?!?
2:27 Underling: Zarbon's dead.
2:28 Freeza: F*CK!
2:29 Freeza: Call the Ginyus!
2:30 Underling: 'Kay.
2:31 Freeza: Seriously, though, what IS today?
2:33 Guru: ...Bigger, longer and uncut Guru.
2:36 Guru: Oh, hello!
2:37 Kid Gohan: Why am I here?
2:38 Dende: Why am *I* here!?
2:39 Guru: Power up!
2:40 Kid Gohan: Will this actually matter?
2:41 Grand Elder Guru: Probably not.
2:42 Vegeta: HEY GUYS!!
2:43 Vegeta: YOU REMIND ME OF SOME ASSHOLES I'M GONNA KILL!
2:45 Krillin: aaaaaAAAAA-
2:45 Vegeta: BUT THERE'S NOT TIME FOR THAT...
2:46 Vegeta: BECAUSE THE GINYUS ARE COMING!!
2:47 Krillin: Okay what-
2:48 Vegeta: RRRRIGHT NOW!!
2:49 Vegeta: Ginyu!
2:49 Vegeta: Jeice!
2:50 Vegeta: Burter!
2:50 Vegeta: Guldo!
2:51 Vegeta: Recoome!
2:51 Captain Ginyu: And together we are...
2:52 Captain Ginyu: The Ginyu F-
2:54 Captain Ginyu: ᴴᵉʸ ᵍᵘʸˢ ᶦ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᶦᵗ
2:56 Krillin: Goku's ship killed the Ginyus!
2:57 Krillin: ...and he's out of commission, what are the odds?
2:59 Vegeta: Put him in...
3:00 Vegeta: Put him in... the Pod!
3:01 [Dramatic music sting]
3:02 Goku: ...I wonder if this'll become a trend?
3:04 Krillin: Where's Freeza?
3:06 [Nail screaming]
3:07 Krillin: TEAM THREE STAR!!
3:09 Vegeta: That's not funny! It's never been funny!
3:11 Vegeta: It's never gonna be funny!!
3:12 Vegeta: Put on these clothes, Imma nap.
3:14 Krillin: Hey Gohan, I found the things! Wanna do the thing?
3:16 Gohan: Sure, but when did Dende get here?
3:18 Dende: Hey.
3:20 Gohan: So what are we-
3:21 Krillin: Bring Piccolo back!
3:22 Piccolo: YEAH!
3:22 Krillin: Now bring him to Namek!
3:23 Piccolo: NOOO-
3:24 Piccolo: -OOOOO!!
3:25 Nail: Oh, hi.
3:26 Piccolo: 'Sup?
3:26 Nail: Wanna see something cool?
3:27 Piccolo: Eh, why not?
3:28 Piccolo: UUUUUUUUU-
3:29 Krillin: And for our last wish-
3:30 Vegeta: YOU'LL GIVE ME INMORTALITY OR I MURDER HIS PARENTS!!
3:33 Dende: Joke's on you.
3:39 Vegeta: Wait, am I immortal?
3:40 Freeza: I don't know...
3:41 Freeza: Let's see!
3:42 Krillin: Hu hu hu, He's pissed!
3:43 Vegeta: Hah! I'm not afraid of you!
3:45 [Super Mario power-up sound effect]
3:46 Freeza: How about now?
3:47 Krillin: HAH! Horny.
3:49 [Super Mario "star power" sound effect]
3:51 Freeza: Alright who's nex-
3:53 Piccolo: I'm two guys now.
3:55 Nail: 'Sup?
3:55 Gohan: Krillin! Nooooo!
3:56 Krillin: I'm okay!
3:57 Gohan: What? How?
3:59 Dende: Hey.
4:00 Freeza: And this is my fourth and final form!
4:03 Krillin: What happened to the third form?
4:04 Vegeta: I don't care what happened... because I'M a Super Saiy-
4:08 [Vegeta] No, Freeza-dono, yamete! (No, Lord Freeza, please stop!]
4:09 Freeza: I'm sorry what were you on about before?
4:11 Vegeta: I'm a Super Saiy-
4:12 Freeza: Apologies, still can't make it out.
4:14 Vegeta: (slurred) I'm a Super Saiy-
4:17 Freeza: And now to finish the..
4:18 Goku: Hey!
4:19 Goku: Let that Vegeta alone!
4:21 Freeza: And what the hell is he?
4:22 Vegeta: (slurred) He's a Super Saiy-
4:24 Goku: Oh no, you-
4:26 [Vegeta hacking]
4:27 Goku: ...you killed Vegeta !
4:29 Goku: You are SO decked!
4:33 Yamcha: Hey, King Kai, can you teach us the-
4:34 King Kai: NO!
4:36 Goku: Dangit! Nothing's worked!
4:38 Goku: Better use that thing that always works!
4:40 Freeza: Stop it.
4:41 Goku: No.
4:41 Freeza: Stop it!
4:42 Goku: No!
4:42 Freeza: STOP! IT!
4:44 Freeza: That's it! Stopping it myself!
4:45 [Goku screaming]
4:46 Freeza: What the...?
4:46 [Quake "DOMINATING!" sound clip]
4:47 Freeza: EEP
4:50 Gohan: You won, dad!
4:51 Goku: And we didn't even lose Krill-
4:53 Goku: QUACK!
4:53 Goku: Aw, swizzlesticks!
4:55 Freeza: JK, not dead, LOL.
4:57 Piccolo: OH! Right in the tit!
5:00 Gohan: P-... Piccolo...
5:02 Gohan: Why...
5:03 Gohan: Why... didn't...
5:04 Gohan: Why... didn't... you...
5:05 Gohan: ...DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE?!?!?
5:09 Goku: This... ruffles my jammies...!
5:13 Goku: ˢᵠᵘᵉᵃᵏ
5:16 Goku: Take Piccolo and leave.
5:17 Gohan: 'Kay.
5:18 Freeza: Okay, so what's going on here?
5:20 Goku: I am a Super Sandwich!
5:22 Freeza: Prick!
5:24 Goku: Uh-oh, Spaghetti-
5:26 King Kai: Welp, Goku's dead.
5:27 Tien: Really?
5:28 King Kai: Probably not.
5:28 Kami: King Kai, we have the things.
5:30 King Kai: Do the thing!!
5:31 Freeza: Well, that didn't quite work like i-
5:32 Freeza: -wait is that a dragon?
5:33 Goku: Yeah.
5:34 Freeza: Bye!
5:34 Goku: WAIT!!!
5:35 Freeza: Make me immortal!
5:36 ["Fuck you, I'm a dragon!" backwards]
5:40 Vegeta: AND I'M HERE TOO-
5:41 Freeza: What the goddamn shit just happened?
5:43 Dende: Hey.
5:45 Freeza: You f&#%ed me, you f&#%ed me you monkey f%/ck !
5:48 Goku: Well I'll be a monkey's uncle.
5:51 [Goku] No, Freezer-dono, yamete! (No, Lord Freeza, please stop!]
5:53 Piccolo: Welp, I'm confused.
5:54 Gohan: It looks like the dragon brought every person on Namek to Earth.
5:57 Piccolo: ALL OF THEM?!?
5:58 Guru: Hey guys.
5:59 Guru: Dying.
6:00 Namekian: Do you have any last words, sir?
6:02 Guru: I am hilarious...
6:04 Guru: ... and you will quote...
6:06 Guru: ... everything...
6:08 Guru: ... I...
6:09 Guru: ... say.
6:12 Namekian: Ah, he'll be missed.
6:16 Goku: And... bored.
6:17 Goku: See ya!
6:17 Freeza: What?!?
6:18 Freeza: Get back here!
6:19 Freeza: Kienz-structo Disc!!!
6:22 Freeza: ... How?
6:25 Goku: So... which way is your ship?
6:27 Freeza: That way...
6:29 Freeza: Hahahahahahahahahahahahuhuhuhuhahahahahahahuhuhuhahahaha
6:35 Goku: Hahah, yay!
6:40 [Dragon Soul]
6:44 Nappa: Aaand unsubscribed!