Episode 1
2:10 · 89 lines · YouTube
0:00 Vegeta: This is a parody official release support Akira Toriyama!
0:04 Farmer: You're an alien!
0:04 Raditz: I'm an alien.
0:05 Piccolo: Am I an alien?
0:06 Raditz: Probably.
0:07 Raditz: Where's my brother?
0:08 Piccolo: I don't know.
0:08 Raditz: Then you're useless to me!
0:10 [Dragon Soul!]
0:13 Goku: I have a kid!
0:14 Gohan: I'm socially awkward.
0:15 Krillin: He's adorable!
0:16 Krillin: AHHH!!
0:17 [DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING]
0:17 [EXPLOSION]
0:18 Raditz: I'm here for my brother.
0:19 Goku: Am I your brother?
0:20 Raditz: Yes.
0:21 Raditz: DUN DUN DUN
0:22 Raditz: DUNDUNDUN
0:23 Raditz: DUUUUN
0:24 Raditz: I'm taking your son.
0:25 Goku: No you're not!
0:26 Goku: *Slam* Goku: UNGH
0:26 Goku: Ahh! He took my son!
0:28 Piccolo: I'm here to help you.
0:29 Goku: Aren't we enemies?
0:29 Piccolo: Nobody watched DragonBall.
0:31 Piccolo: Let's go!
0:31 Goku: Are you a Yoshi?
0:32 Piccolo: Hells yeah!
0:34 Goku: Gimme back my son!
0:35 [Unzipping noise]
0:36 Goku: Gross.
0:37 Phil Sebben: Hahaa!
0:38 Goku: Ugh! Piccolo: Urgh!
0:38 [Lots of fighting]
0:40 Goku: Piccolo! Get him!
0:41 Piccolo: Mekanzapalapagah!
0:43 Goku: Ungh!
0:44 Goku: 🐣 Piccolo got a DOUBLE KILL!
0:47 Goku: And now I am the dead!
0:48 Goku: Bleh.
0:48 Krillin: Oh no, Goku's dead!
0:49 Vegeta: Hey Nappa, let's go to Earth.
0:51 Nappa: Ballin.
0:51 Krillin: Oh no, more Saiyans!
0:53 Piccolo: I'm taking Gohan!
0:54 Mr Popo: Hi, maggots.
0:55 Mr Popo: I'm training you.
0:56 Mr Popo: I'm terrifying and a potential rapist!
0:58 Mr Popo: But I'll never say it flat out.
1:00 Mr Popo: BUH! [Krillin Screams]
1:01 Piccolo: Dodge! [Gohan Screams]
1:02 Bojack: Yarr!
1:02 Goku: Who are you?
1:03 King Kai: I'm King Kai. You now know the Kaio-ken and the Spirit Bomb.
1:06 King Kai: F*ck off. Shut up, Bojack.
1:07 Piccolo: Twelve months have passed! Let's go fight Saiyans.
1:10 Krillin: Oh god, it's the Saiyans!
1:11 Vegeta: Hi.
1:12 Krillin: Yamcha's here!
1:12 [Explosion]
1:13 Krillin: Yamcha's dead!
1:14 Vegeta: Nappa, get 'em!
1:15 Nappa: I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
1:18 Krillin: Tien, get 'em!
1:19 Tien: I am the only serious character in this show. That's the joke.
1:22 [Explosion]
1:22 [Slam* *Slam]
1:23 Krillin: Oh god, everyone's dead!
1:25 Nappa: Hilariously derailing one liner.
1:28 Goku: Goku's here.
1:28 Krillin: Goku's here!
1:29 Vegeta: It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
1:31 Nappa: AAAAAAAAAA-
1:32 Vegeta: AAAAAAAAA-
1:32 Nappa: AAAAAAA-
1:33 [Vegeta and Nappa yelling]
1:34 [Explosion]
1:34 Nappa: Vegeta WHY!
1:35 Vegeta: Because I'm a monkey!
1:36 [Great Ape Vegeta roars]
1:37 Goku: Kaio-ken!
1:38 Great Ape Vegeta: Kaio-what?
1:38 Great Ape Vegeta: AH!
1:40 Vegeta: Oh no! I'm not a monkey!
1:42 Vegeta: OH NO! THE KID'S A MONKEY!
1:44 Vegeta: Destructo Disc!
1:45 Krillin: The F*CK ?
1:47 Vegeta: Yay!
1:48 Vegeta: No!
1:49 [Slam]
1:50 Vegeta: Leaving now...
1:52 Goku: And we'll never see him again!
1:54 Vegeta: They'll see me next episode.
1:56 [ding]
1:56 Ghost Nappa: And I'm a ghost!
1:58 Ghost Nappa: Or am I...?
1:59 Ghost Nappa: DUNDUNDUN
2:00 Ghost Nappa: BWOOUGH
2:02 [Dragon Soul!]
2:07 Yugi: This has how many subscribers?