Episode 60 - Part 3

Trunks: GAH!!

Vegeta: AH-H...

Trunks: A-ahagh--ahh...

Super Perfect Cell: Aw, shit! That was meant for Tien!

Super Perfect Cell: That's my B!

Super Perfect Cell: It's just so hard to parse your power levels anymore. You're all so weak!

Yamcha: Guys? Cell's back!

Super Perfect Cell: Thanks, Yamcha.

Super Perfect Cell: But I see those shocked expressions of yours... Brains wracking over how I'm back, and *better* than ever!

Super Perfect Cell: And it all lies within my body.

Super Perfect Cell: A nucleus ever so small but *frighteningly* powerful.

Super Perfect Cell: And lucky me, it survived my little kamikaze.

Super Perfect Cell: Although Goku did not...

Super Perfect Cell: But the most important part is, my inherited Saiyan biology --thanks, Dads-- gave me a boost in my power, returning me not only to my perfect form, but a form even *greater* than before!

Super Perfect Cell: I... am now...!

Yamcha: Perfect-er Cell!

Super Perfect Cell: Okay. Yamcha, accurate, but tone it down.

Krillin: Hey Gohan, if you're knock him in the gut again, you think he'll pop out a second Eighteen?

Krillin: Asking for a friend...

Gohan: RrrrAAAAAHHH!!!!!

Gohan: I'm not even mad you're still alive. I've got some shit to work through...

Super Perfect Cell: Aww, is the cat in the cradle?

Super Perfect Cell: Here, let me put you in a grave.

Vegeta: (growls)

Trunks: (weakly) Help...! Help...!

Vegeta: Uh!

Trunks: Someone... help... me...

Trunks: Plea--

Trunks: Bluh-hagh!!

Yamcha: Trunks! Don't worry, buddy! I've been where you are.

Yamcha: We're gonna get you a Senzu bean and--

Yamcha: He's dead.

Yamcha: ...He's dead.

Yamcha: I've been there too, I guess.

Vegeta: (ringing in background) (gasping in shock)

Yamcha: Although, honestly, the afterlife part isn't too bad.

Yamcha: The whole *dying* part of it is...

Yamcha: ...haunting...

Yamcha: (ringing intensifies) Everything just kind of slows down and you feel yourself slip the mortal coil...

Yamcha: ...to this day, I still wonder if I've ever been brought back or if I'm still in the process of dying, you know?

Krillin: Oh my God, someone finally put it into words!

Yamcha: Is it any easier the second time?

Krillin: Believe it or not, it's *worse*.

Vegeta: *MY BABY BOY*!!!!!

Vegeta: RRRAAAUUUGH!!!!!!

Gohan: Vegeta, NO!!

Super Perfect Cell: Vegeta, *no*.

Vegeta: (pained grunts)

Super Perfect Cell: Goodbye, Vegeta.

Super Perfect Cell: And when you get to Hell... tell them to make some room.

Gohan: 'No'!

Piccolo: GOHAAAN!!

Super Perfect Cell: For Vegeta?

Super Perfect Cell: *Really*?

Tien: Yeah, *really*!?

Piccolo: *REALLY*?!?

Gohan: (Trembling with haggard breaths)

Gohan: As... long as I'm still breathing... you won't kill anyone else.

Super Perfect Cell: No prob, I can free up five minutes... or however long it takes to charge *this*.

Piccolo: Krillin! Senzu, now!

Krillin: Uh, you know how we only had eight beans, right?

Piccolo: And?

Krillin: And how many people are here?

Piccolo: So we're out--

Krillin: We're *OUT* of Senzu beans!

Super Perfect Cell: I want you to know this blast isn't just meant for you, Gohan.

Super Perfect Cell: It goes out to the entire world!

Super Perfect Cell: My swan song to this planet!

Gohan: Vegeta, you brain-dead *idiot*!

Gohan: Trunks could have been brought back, no problem!

Gohan: But no, you picked *now* to be a parent!?

Gohan: Oh, well look at me, I'm no better.

Gohan: Could've just let you *bite it*!

Gohan: Now I'm monoplegic and Cell's gonna kill us all!

Vegeta: I'm... sorry...

Gohan: ...Oh wow, we ARE fucked.

Krillin: Well, if this is it, then....

Krillin: I love you.

Yamcha: Hey, Tien... Since this is the end--

Tien: If you're about to say "I love you", I swear to God...

Yamcha: Actually, I was gonna say you're the biggest asshole I know.

Tien: Oh.

Yamcha: You're also my best friend.

Tien: So are you, man.

Super Perfect Cell: Honestly, Gohan, the maraschino cherry on top of all of this --besides rending *you* from existence-- is that because I am not burdened by the evolutionary failure of aging, I will live *forever*!

Super Perfect Cell: Free to roam the stars!

Super Perfect Cell: Gonna have to pick up a hobby, though...

Super Perfect Cell: I'm thinking craft brewing...

Gohan: So this is how I die...

Gohan: Down an arm and killed by an android.

Gohan: Why does this feel oddly familiar?

Piccolo: Gohan! Snap out of it!

Piccolo: Your father wouldn't sit there and take it, and neither should you!

Gohan: Mr. Piccolo...

Piccolo: You want to do right by Goku?

Piccolo: Then don't let that bastard scare you!

Super Perfect Cell: He's right, brat! It's just like you told me: "There's no point in being afraid of the inevitable."

Gohan: Yeah.

Gohan: I guess you're right.

Super Perfect Cell: Hm?

Gohan: KA--MEEE--HAAA--

Piccolo: With one arm?

Super Perfect Cell: Magnificent! One last stand against me!

Super Perfect Cell: A climactic showdown!

Gohan: --MEEEEEEE--

Super Perfect Cell: Give me what your daddy couldn't, before I send ya home to him!

Super Perfect Cell: HAAAAAAA!!!

Super Perfect Cell: HAAAAAAA!!!

Gohan: HAAAAAAA!!!

Krillin: Grab your bodies and *move*!!

Piccolo: Kill him, runt!

Vegeta: (Pained groan)

Gohan: (grunting)

Super Perfect Cell: (manic chuckling)

Krillin: (Voice Crack) It's a *real* good thing beams don't just explode on impact with each other.

Super Perfect Cell: Tell me when that arm starts feeling numb, *brat*!

Super Perfect Cell: Then I'll start trying!

Super Perfect Cell: Worst case scenario - you die and get stronger!

Super Perfect Cell: It did WONDERS FOR ME!!

Gohan: Is it too much to ask that you just shut up and fight!?

Super Perfect Cell: What's that, brat? I can't hear you!

Super Perfect Cell: Try *sign* language!

Krillin: If someone with one arm speaks with sign language, is that a speech impediment or an accent?

Gohan: 'Dammit! my legs feel like they're about to give out, I can't feel my arm, And nobody's SHUTTING THE HELL UP!'

Goku: [telepathically] Oh, sorry, I-I'll come back later.

Gohan: [t] DAD!?

Goku: [t] Hey, son!

Goku: Sorry it took me so long to call. King Yemma's line was the *worst*!

Goku: I literally thought I'd skipped it and went straight to Hell.

King Kai: YOU *SHOULD* GO TO HELL!!

Goku: [t] Also, the phone won't stop yelling at me.

Gohan: [t] Dad, I...

Gohan: I don't think I can do this!

Gohan: He's so much stronger and... and it's all my fault!

Gohan: It was my cowardice... then my hubris... and now my weakness!

Gohan: We're all gonna--

Goku: [t] Gohan...

Goku: I wanna tell you - that if you don't do this...

Goku: *Piccolo*, is gonna die.

Goku: Your *mom's* gonna die.

Goku: *Everyone* is gonna die.

Goku: But before all that,

Goku: If you don't do this...

Goku: *You're* gonna die.

Goku: And you're better than that!

Goku: You're better than *him*!

Goku: You're better than *me*!

Super Perfect Cell: Whoa, Nelly!

Goku: [t] See? I'm not even close to that strong! ...Yet.

Goku: You're more than just my son.

Goku: You - are Son Gohan!

Gohan: YEEEAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Perfect Cell: Eaurgh!!

Super Perfect Cell: So, what's this brat?

Super Perfect Cell: Your second wind or your dying gasp?!

Super Perfect Cell: Either way, it doesn't matter.

Super Perfect Cell: Behold the power... OF *TWO* HANDS!!

Gohan: (strained) Ugh!

Goku: [t] Gohan!

Piccolo: No!

Super Perfect Cell: Take solace, Gohan!

Super Perfect Cell: Though you have fought alone, you will not *die* alone.

Super Perfect Cell: That is my last gift to you!

Super Perfect Cell: A *PERFECT DEATH*!!

Super Perfect Cell: Eaugh!

Vegeta: (Panting)

Super Perfect Cell: Oh, shit(!)

Goku: DO IT NOW!

Gohan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Super Perfect Cell: *OH, SHIT*!!!

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ And now ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ The end is near ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ And so I face ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ The final curtain ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ My friend, I'll say it clear ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ I'll state my case ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ Of which I'm certain ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ I've lived ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ A life that's full ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ I've traveled each ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ And every highway ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♪ But more, ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ Much more than this, ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ My way ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ Regrets ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ I've had a few ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ But then again ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ Too few to mention ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ I did ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ What I had to do ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ and saw it through ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ Without exemption ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ I planned ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ Each charted course ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ Each careful step ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ Along the byway ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ And more, ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ Much more than this, ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ I did it ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ My way ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ Yes, there were times, ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ I'm sure you knew! ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ When I bit off ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ More than I could chew! ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ But through it all ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ When there was doubt ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ I ate it up ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ And spit it out! ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ The record shows ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ I took the blows ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ And ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ And DID ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ And DID IT ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ And DID IT MYYYYYYYYY ♫

Super Perfect Cell: ♫ And DID IT MYYYYYYYYY WAYYYYYYYYY! ♫

Gohan: (Gohan gasping heavily for air)

Gohan: Somebody catch meeeeeeee...

Piccolo: He's... dead...

Gohan: Agh!

Piccolo: Cell is dead!

Yamcha: Nobody's gonna hold it against me if I start crying, are they?

Tien: Better now than five minutes ago.

Krillin: So, buddy! You beat your first bad guy! How's it feel?

Krillin: Gohan?

Gohan: If anybody's there,

Gohan: My autonomic nervous system shut down all non-critical bodily functions.

Gohan: I cannot move, hear, or see.

Gohan: On a related note,

Gohan: I really, really need to use the bathroom.

Yamcha: Yeah, let's get you to the Lookout, little buddy.

Gohan: Is that Tien Shinhan?

Gohan: You have very soft hands.

Yamcha: So, is there any food on the Lookout? 'Cause I'm starving.

Krillin: Fourth rule of Popo's training--!

Yamcha: Yeah, yeah. Don't eat his stuff.

Yamcha: Hey, Piccolo! We're gonna stop for snacks on the way!

Piccolo: You know, Vegeta..

Piccolo: I'm surprised you're not taking credit for the win.

Vegeta: I'm surprised you're not thanking me for saving your worthless lives.

Piccolo: Heh!

Piccolo: Well, don't worry.

Piccolo: We'll go revive your "baby boy".

Vegeta: F***in' better...

Mr. Satan: 'We're... We're alive! After all that.'

Mr. Satan: I need to rethink my life.

Jimmy Firecracker: Mr. Satan!

Mr. Satan: Eeeek!

Jimmy Firecracker: Mr. Satan! We found some working equipment in the van!

Jimmy Firecracker: We've only got audio, but the people can hear you!

Jimmy Firecracker: Would you like to tell the world what just happened?!

Mr. Satan: I- I don't...

Mr. Satan: Um, I'm not really--

Jimmy Firecracker: Mr. Satan.

Jimmy Firecracker: Would you like to tell the world, including your millions of *scared, confused* and apparently *rioting* fans...

Jimmy Firecracker: *What... happened*?

Mr. Satan: Well...

Mr. Satan: Jimmy... and all you at home...

Mr. Satan: I won't lie to you.

Mr. Satan: Cell is dead.

Mr. Satan: And I am the one who TOOK HIM *DOWN*!!

Jimmy Firecracker: Is there a body, Mr. Satan?

Mr. Satan: (panicked) NO!!

Mr. Satan: D'ah, a-uh, I mean, OF COURSE NOT!!!

Mr. Satan: He exploded without a trace, on impact, Jimmy.

Mr. Satan: That's why it's called Mr. Satan's Megaton Punch!

Mr. Satan: But if he weren't such a *chump*, I'd have given him a punch for all my wonderful Satanists out there!

Crowd: Hail Satan! Hail Satan!

Civilian 1: What do we do now?

Civilian 2: Orgy?

Civilian 1: Orgy!

Civilian 3: Yeah, f*** this city!

Guardsman: Well, King Furry, it seems that we were victorious today.

King Furry: Wuff.

Guardsman: Yes, sir. I do believe it was the son of that Goku fellow.

Guardsman: Unfortunately, the world may never know the truth.

King Furry: *Wuff*.

Guardsman: We'll go for walkies later, sir.

Guardsman: *The orgy has begun*.

King Furry: (whines)

Dende: Gohan!

Dende: What did you IDIOTS do?!

Yamcha: Nothing! We just let him fight Cell!

Dende: *ALONE*!?

Yamcha: Well yeah, that's just [sotto voce] kinda how we do things...

Dende: Just give him to me, you mook!

Dende: I don't think the healing is working.

Dende: Need to give him mouth-to-mouth.

Gohan: (feeble mumbling)

Gohan: Dende?

Dende: Gohan!

Dende: Can you breathe?

Gohan: Better than usual, actually.

Dende: Ah, o- okay...

Tien: Hey... Sorry about your dad, kid.

Yamcha: Yeah, that's rough.

Gohan: You guys, it's fine! He's dead.

Yamcha: There's a lot to unpack there.

Piccolo: You did a good job out there, kid.

Piccolo: Without you, we'd all be dead.

Gohan: Yep!

Piccolo: I... I just wanted you to know that.

Gohan: I know!

Piccolo: Uh-d'okay... Long as we're clear.

Dende: Okay, so why did you bring two dead chicks to my lookout?

Android 18: Huh?

Krillin: Good morning, Sunshine!

Android 18: Where am I? What happened? WHERE'S CELL?

Piccolo: On the Lookout; Gohan killed Cell; and... Gohan killed Cell.

Android 18: What's the Lookout?

Krillin: It's where God lives.

Dende: What up?

Android 18: Okay. Wow, you're throwing a lot at me here.

Krillin: Also, I'm in love with you.

Android 18: Aaand that's my limit!

Android 18: Thank you. Bye.

Krillin: AH-WAIT-NO!!

Krillin: Man, I'm bad at this...

Android 18: We both are!

Tien: Suddenly, I'm elated that Trunks is dead.

Yamcha: Dude!

Tien: What? So he didn't have to see *that*.

Yamcha: Still, dude...

Dende: Okay, Shenron. Wakey wakey, eggs and dead people...

Shenron: I AM THE ETERNAL DRAGON.

Shenron: STATE YOUR WISHES AND I SHALL GRANT THEM.

Gohan: He seems... less moody than usual.

Dende: 'Sup, Shenron.

Shenron: 'SUP, BIG GREEN.

Yamcha: Eternal Dragon, our first wish is to bring back everyone on Earth killed by Cell.

Shenron: A SIMPLE MATTER.

Trunks: I get it, it's a beautiful desk. Can I just go to Heave--?

Trunks: Where am I?

Gohan: You're on the Lookout!

Trunks: Oh, good.

Trunks: Got my clothes back.

Dende: Alright, since you resurrected more than one person, you only have one wish left.

Dende: Make it count.

Tien: Something doesn't seem right.

Yamcha: Yeah, shouldn't Goku be back now?

Dende: You wanna tell them or should I?

Mr. Popo: Oh, please, I insist.

Dende: I *was* going to save this for after Krillin died.

Dende: But since you apparently did the impossible...

Dende: ...you still can't bring back someone who's already died before.

Gohan: What?!

Krillin: Hooooh! Bullet dodged!

Piccolo: Don't freak out. *Porunga* can still bring back people who have died.

Yamcha: Good thinking, Piccolo! We'll just use the remaining wish to go to Namek!

Goku: [t] You want to tell 'em or should I?

King Kai: [t] DON'T TALK TO ME!

Gohan: Dad?

Krillin: Goku?

Goku: [t] Hey guys! I'm in Heaven with King Kai!

King Kai: [t] Yeah, thanks for specifying "on Earth", by the way!

King Kai: *YAMCHA*!

King Kai: *YOU ASSHOLE*!!

Krillin: [t] Okay, Goku! We're gonna go to Namek and wish you back, so just sit tight, buddy!

Goku: [t] Yeahh... about that...

Gohan: 'Oh, here it comes...'

Goku: [t] I gave it some thought, and... well...

Goku: Raditz and Vegeta came to Earth because of me right?

Goku: And then Freezer came to Earth because of me...

Goku: And the Androids were *made* because of me...

Goku: It just feels like every time the Earth's in danger, I'm the common dominator.

Goku: And frankly, I'm tired of dominating.

Goku: It's *your* turn to dominate, Gohan.

Gohan: [t] Everything you just said was *technically* correct.

Goku: I'm just thinking, maybe... it would be *better*... if I stay dead.

Krillin: [t] But... you've been a part of our lives for so long.

Krillin: It can't just... end like this, right?

Goku: [t] I know it's hard, guys, but I think it's for the best.

Goku: And this doesn't *have* to be goodbye forever.

Goku: Maybe one day when the time is right, I'll come back to see you again.

Goku: But... it *is* goodbye.

Goku: For now, at least.

Goku: Gohan... I know I--

Gohan: [t] Dad, don't.

Gohan: It's okay.

Gohan: Because you were right about one thing.

Gohan: I can take care of us.

Gohan: Just... Promise you'll call every once in a while.

Goku: [t] Of course!

King Kai: [t] I AM NOT YOUR CELL PHONE!!!

Goku: [t] Whoops, I gotta go here. Getting some interference.

Goku: Take care, Gohan!

Goku: And say "hi" to your little brother for me.

Gohan: [t] Wait, Mom's pregnant??

Goku: [t] Bye, sons!

Goku: Eh, now, where's the off button...?

King Kai: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME--!

Goku: [t] Boop!

King Kai: [t] AUGH, MY EYE!!

Gohan: See you later, Dad.

Yamcha: Sooo, if, uh, you guys don't have any wishes... I've never really gotten the chance to--

Krillin: Could you turn Seventeen and Eighteen back into normal humans?

Trunks: Wha--?

Yamcha: Oh, no, it's cool. Next time, though?

Piccolo: Oh, I get it. Turn them back into humans and make them weaker.

Krillin: What? No!

Krillin: Dr. Gero stole their lives away from them.

Krillin: I just think they deserve a better life.

Shenron: THAT WISH IS BEYOND MY POWER.

Krillin: Bullshit!

Shenron: LOOK, I DON'T MAKE THE RULES.

Krillin: Then who does?!

Mr. Popo: Hi.

Krillin: Because they are incredibly fair and balanced.

Yamcha: Honestly, man? I don't see the downside to being an Android.

Yamcha: You know, except walking around with a *nuke* in your chest.

Krillin: Wait, Shenron! Can you take the bombs out of them?

Shenron: I CAN.

Krillin: That, please!

Shenron: YOUR WISHES HAVE BEEN GRANTED.

Shenron: FAREWELL!

Shenron: BIGGER GREEN, OUT!

Trunks: For the record, I agree with the results of your wish, but not the motive.

Krillin: I just... want to do the right thing, okay?

Gohan: I think it's sweet.

Gohan: You're a good guy, Krillin.

Krillin: Thanks. Too bad Android 18 will never know.

Krillin: I wish I had one more chance to talk to her.

Android 18: Okay, what the hell was that?!

Krillin: (sotto) Thank you, Shenron!

Android 18: You could have wished for a billion zeni.

Android 18: Or a nose!

Android 18: But instead you used a magical wish-granting dragon... For us.

Tien: Asking the real questions here.

Krillin: It just... made sense.

Android 18: Okay, look. I've got to go find my brother.

Android 18: I can only imagine what's going through *his* head right now...

Android 17: I never did get that boat.

Android 18: I actually bet it's inane.

Android 18: But... let's talk later.

Krillin: Wait, wait! W-w-what's your number?

Android 18: 18!

Krillin: Heh!

Krillin: Guess I flew into that one.

Piccolo: 'I'm not sure what just happened...'

Nail: ♫ 'Krillin's got a girlfriend!' ♫

Kami: ♫ 'Krillin's got a girlfriend!' ♫

Piccolo: Gross.

Tien: Well, I better get home.

Tien: I told Chiaotzu if I wasn't dead by the end of the day that we'd eat out.

Yamcha: Hah! *Gay*.

Tien: I'll miss you too, Yamcha.

Gohan: Thank you for all of your help, Mr. Tien Shinhan.

Tien: You're the one who picked up our slack, kid.

Tien: Now keep that bright head in the clouds, and strong feet on the ground.

Tien: And Trunks?

Trunks: Huh?

Tien: Go wreck their shit.

Trunks: That's the idea.

Tien: Until we meet again.

Tien: Which will probably be when the world's in danger, so just... keep a close eye on Vegeta.

Trunks: Can any of you get a read on that guy?

Gohan: Not even close.

Krillin: We should probably follow his lead.

Krillin: Namek has shorter days than this has been.

Gohan: Are you going to stay here on the Lookout, Mr. Piccolo?

Piccolo: I mean, that's up to Dende.

Dende: Are you gonna visit us, Gohan?

Gohan: All the time!

Dende: Then yes, we have a room for you, Nail.

Piccolo: I've never had a room before!

Dende: That's depressing. And hilarious.

Mr. Popo: I call it 'Deprarious'!

Trunks: If you guys wouldn't mind, I'd like if you could come by Capsule Corp tomorrow, before I leave.

Trunks: Before I'd met you guys, all I had was stories.

Trunks: And now that I've fought alongside you all, I'm.. I'm gonna miss you.

Krillin: Oh shucks, buddy. We're gonn--

Trunks: Specifically you, Gohan.

Krillin: Was that necessary?

Gohan: We'll be there with bells on.

Gohan: And I'll see you later, Dende!

Dende: Visit soon Gohan! We'll have a slumber party, we could play Spin the Bottle!

Dende: Hehe, 1v1 me bro!

Gohan: All right then, guys. Ready?

Gohan: Let's go home!

Yajirobe: Heyyyyyy!

Gohan: Good job, everybody!

Gohan: See you at Capsule Corp!

Trunks: No, sorry. There's only room in the Time Machine for one person.

Yamcha: Can't you, like... put me in a capsule?

Trunks: Why would you want to go back to my post-apocalyptic future?

Trunks: ...Is it because my mom is single?

Yamcha: Oh, hey, my apartment's this way, later Trunks!

Chi Chi: Your father would rather be dead than live with his wife and children!

Gohan: Mom, no!

Gohan: Dad might be... well, *is* one of the dumbest, most selfish, most irresponsible people we know...

Chi Chi: (wails harder)

Gohan: But... Before he died, he mentioned us. All of us.

Ox King: Even me?

Gohan: Granddad, seriously? Could you not, right now?

Chi Chi: My... My Goku...

King Kai: You're sure about this, Goku?

Goku: 'Bout as sure as I can be.

King Kai: Most men would die all over again just to get back what you had.

King Kai: A loving wife, two sons, unearthly powers...

Goku: Yeah, but those aren't going anywhere.

Goku: And if they do, they'll probably just be back to me.

Goku: It's a win-win!

King Kai: You're a strange creature, Goku.

Goku: I'm just... not afraid of change, I guess.

Goku: I've never been.

Goku: When it comes down to it, I *know* they're gonna be alright.

Goku: Because if I've learned *anything* since landing on Earth...

King Kai: Big "if" there...

Goku: ...It's that everyone is stronger than they think they are.

Goku: I left behind the best people in the *world*, and I'm *happy* about that.

Goku: Things changed and they're gonna *keep* changing.

Trunks: (Bye, everyone!)

Trunks: (I'll never forget you!)

Goku: There ain't no stopping that.

Goku: The most important part?

Bulma: (See you in 17 years, sweetie!)

Goku: Now, they can live their *own* lives and make their *own* futures.

Yamcha: (Bye, Trunks!)

Krillin: (Later, dude!)

Goku: An' I can't *wait* to see the kind of future they make.

Gohan: Uh? Huh? Huh?

Gohan: (sotto) Hmm.

Krillin: ...What?

Krillin: I'm surprised you knew I'd be here.

Android 18: Seemed like the obvious pick.

Krillin: True!

Krillin: So, um...

Krillin: What can I do you for?

Android 18: I made a promise to myself, and I'm here to keep it.

Krillin: Wanna see a movie? Or...

Android 18: Dude. *Drop your pants*.

Krillin: Oh, OH!

Krillin: O-okay! But, um, j-j-just a heads up. I'm a grower.

Android 18: Oh. My. *GOD*.

Krillin: What?

Android 18: Get on the bed.

Krillin: Yes, MA'AM!

Krillin: SCATTER BULLET!!!

Krillin: Haha!

Android 18: Ahh. Wow...