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Episode 47

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0:14
[Creepy reptilian moan]
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Android 17: So, what *is* this, spearmint? Your inbred mutant cousin or something?
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Piccolo: Wait, I thought he was on *your* side.
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Android 17: What?! Why would *I* know him?
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Imperfect Cell: Hello... *Brotherrr*...
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Android 17: Come again?
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Imperfect Cell: In a moment.
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Imperfect Cell: And hello...
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Imperfect Cell: ...My BEAAAUTIFUL SISTER.....
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Imperfect Cell: (Slurping sounds)
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Android 18: Oh, f*ck no!
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Imperfect Cell: And...
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Imperfect Cell: ...Um.
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Android 16: I am designated as Android 16.
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Imperfect Cell: .......
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Imperfect Cell: Cool. Anywho...
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Imperfect Cell: You have my sincerest gratitude, Piccolo~.
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Imperfect Cell: Without power levels, I would have been left searching for them blindly.
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Imperfect Cell: But thanks to *your* little skirmish, I have been reunited with my *family*...!
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Imperfect Cell: ...And we have sooo much catching up to do~......!
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Imperfect Cell: HAAAA-AAAAA-!!!!!
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Android 17: Okay, so am I alone or did that not explain ANYTHING?!
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Piccolo: He calls himself Cell. He's one of Dr. Gero's creations!
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Piccolo: He's from the future.
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[Sarcasm ABOUNDING]
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Android 17: Oh, sure! He's from the future!
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Android 17: Yeah, and I'm a Park Ranger!
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Android 16: That sounds nice.
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Android 18: Can we FOCUS?!?!
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[KABOOM]
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Tien: ...Guys? Is that who I think it is?
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Krillin: Yeah, no yeah! Yeah!
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Roshi: Dammit!
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Roshi: And we still don't have that detonator.
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Krillin: Yeah no! Yeah! Yeah, no!
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Tien: We're out of time! We need to do something NOW!
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Krillin: Yeah!
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Chi-Chi: Here's a thought: How about one of you, who can fly faster than the speed of sound, go meet Bulma halfway?
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Krillin: Chi-Chi, you beautiful woman who lives in Goku's house!
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Chi-Chi: That is what I do.
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Roshi: Well then, which one of you--
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Krillin: DIBS!
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Krillin: WOOHOO!
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Roshi: Well, that works.
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Roshi: Guess this is all we can do until Goku and Vegeta get ba--
2:01
Tien: *ENOUGH!*
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Tien: I am not a spectator! I AM A *WARRIOR*!
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Roshi: I can never read that guy.
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Chi-Chi: Aren't you going to help too?
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Roshi: No.
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Chi-Chi: Is it because you're old?
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Roshi: Yeh.
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Chi-Chi: Where's Yamcha?
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Yamcha: Hey Master Roshi! You're out of toilet paper!
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[Sounds of the toilet clogging and overflowing]
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Yamcha: Oh no... oh jeez, OH GOD...!
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[Rubble crashing, HOLY CRAP, how POWERFUL was that last energy display-??]
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Kami: 'Alright... he's grown just a bit stronger since last time... No big deal. We've got this.'
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Nail: 'HE'S GOING TO KILL US. He's going to kill Piccolo, and by extension, *US*.!!!'
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Kami: 'I'm TRYING to boost his morale, you idiot!'
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Imperfect Cell: Is it hard to bear, Piccolo?
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Imperfect Cell: My overwhelming power?
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Imperfect Cell: Its weight?
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Imperfect Cell: Its... GIRTH~?
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Piccolo: How...
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Piccolo: HOW MANY PEOPLE?!
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Imperfect Cell: ...Enough.
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[EEP-!!]
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Android 17: Look, I don't know what you're on about with this family nonsense, but if you're here because of Gero, I 86'd him myself!
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Android 17: So why don't we cancel these family matters, shelve the photo album and--
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Android 17: FWUH!!!
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Android 17: ... Come again-???
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Imperfect Cell: If you insist!
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Imperfect Cell: (Creepy laughter)
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Imperfect Cell: HA-HWUUAHHH-!!!!
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Imperfect Cell: (More creepy laughter...)
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Android 17: Oookay! Future bugman...
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Android 17: Let's say I, uh... Believe that now....
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Android 17: Where do we go from here?
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Imperfect Cell: INSIDE ME!
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Android 17: Stop it!
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Piccolo: He's also a walking talking Petri dish of the galaxy's strongest fighters!
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Imperfect Cell: No need for flattery, Piccolo.
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Imperfect Cell: *You're already inside me.*
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Piccolo: STOP IT!
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Android 17: Scared to ask, but, anything else?
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Imperfect Cell: Ohoh, tell them about the part where I took an entire Battleball team!
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Imperfect Cell: AT THE SAME TIME!
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Android 18: ... Wait, is he kidding?
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Piccolo: No.
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Android 18: Ugh!
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Android 17: That's fun, but it really doesn't answer the big question:
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Android 17: Why is he here?
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Imperfect Cell: You know, it's rude to talk about someone when they're right in front of you.
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Android 17: Okay; WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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Imperfect Cell: Because, BITCH...
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Imperfect Cell: I DRINK PEOPLE.
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Android 17: ...Yeah, f*ck that!
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Android 17: HYAAAAAAAH--
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Android 17: GAAAGH!!
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Piccolo: HRAGH!!
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Piccolo: GAUGH-!!
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Piccolo: AGAHBLAGHABLAGLABALGA
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Android 16: You should leave.
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Android 18: What? Why?
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Android 16: Neither of them can stand up to this "Cell".
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Android 16: If he defeats them, you may not be safe.
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Android 18: I can't just run.
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Android 18: I'm WAY too curious to see how this plays out.
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Android 16: I believe that is a poor decision.
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Android 18: Maybe...
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Android 18: But it's mine to make.
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Piccolo: GKTAAAKAAGKT-AAAAGH-!!
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Kami: 'I believe this what the young people call, "getting rekt".'
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Nail: 'Yeah, man. If you have any techniques left up your sleeve, now's the time...!'
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Piccolo: 'Yeah... I think I got one.'
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Nail: 'Really? Since when?'
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Piccolo: 'About now-ish.'
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[And CUE MORE SCREAMING.]
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Android 17: ...Nope!
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Piccolo: LIGHT GRENADE!
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[NYOOOOM]
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[KAAAA-BOOOOOOM!!!!]
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Android 16: ...He never stood a chance.
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Android 18: See? And you were so afraid of the big bad bug.
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Android 16: *That is not who I meant.*
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Imperfect Cell: (Evil chuckling)
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Piccolo: 'OH...'
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Android 17: 'SHHHIT....'
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Nail: 'OOOKAY, last ditch effort didn't work...'
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Kami: 'Any last, LAST ditch efforts?!'
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Piccolo: Just one...
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Piccolo: NAIL GU--!!
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Piccolo: AAIIEE-GAH!!!!
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Imperfect Cell: Any last words, my big, green friend?
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Piccolo: (Gurgle)
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Imperfect Cell: Well said.
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Imperfect Cell: Good game~.
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Gohan: (Terrified grunt)
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Goku: OH, THAT AIN'T GOOD...
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Kami: 'Well... That's it, then, isn't it?'
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Nail: '...... Gentlemen, it's been a privilege fighting with you....'
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[♫ "Nearer, My God, to Thee" (violin rendition) ♫]
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Gohan: (Gritting his teeth in utter fury)
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Goku: You know, funny thing is... either way, we still wouldn't have Dragon Balls.
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Gohan: MR. PICCOLOOO!!!
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Goku: Gohan, no!
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Gohan: I'LL KILL 'IM! *I'LL F*CKING KILL HIM!!!!*
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Goku: You can't! Cell is too strong for you!
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Gohan: Mr. Piccolo would let me go!
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Goku: No, he wouldn't!
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Goku: And he's SMARTER than me.
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Gohan: I--
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Gohan: ...Wow, o-okay. That's...
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Gohan: ...Actually a good point.
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Goku: And besides; the moment you leave, that door is going to open.
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Mr. Popo: He's right, you know.
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Goku: Every time.
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Imperfect Cell: Ah, Piccolo...
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Imperfect Cell: He died as he lived.
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Android 18: Drowning?
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Imperfect Cell: Alone.
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Android 16: That is sad.
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Imperfect Cell: Yes. Such isolation. I know his pain.
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Imperfect Cell: So, my siblings...
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Imperfect Cell: Why don't you come with me...
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Imperfect Cell: And you'll be...
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Imperfect Cell: (To the tune of 'Willy Wonka's World of Imagination')...In a world of truly pure
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Imperfect Cell: PERFECTION~~~~~~......
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Android 18: *Stop it*!!
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Android 16: Seventeen! We need to go!
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Android 17: No.
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Android 17: I'm gonna play this one out.
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Android 16: I believe that is a *poor decision*!
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Android 17: Probably...
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Android 17: But it's mine to make!
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Android 17: HYAAAAAAAAAAAA--
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Imperfect Cell: Y'know...
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Imperfect Cell: *He wasn't wrong.*
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Android 17: This... Is...
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Android 17: The... GROSSEST THING-..!!!
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Imperfect Cell: Aw, come now. Don't be so scared.
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Imperfect Cell: Once you're a part of me, you'll be reunited with our sister in...
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Imperfect Cell: ...I dunno; give me five minutes.
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Imperfect Cell: Ten, tops.
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Imperfect Cell: And once I have achieved my perfection, I'll take my time *killing every person on this planet...*
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Imperfect Cell: Even the mighty Goku~~...
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Imperfect Cell: (Maniacal laughter)
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Android 16: Would you care to repeat that, YOU SON OF A BITCH?
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Imperfect Cell: Got another one in ya?
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Android 16: *STOP... IT!!!*
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Android 17: Damn, Sixteen! Where the hell did THAT come from???
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Android 17: And what TOOK YOU SO LONG?!?!
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Android 16: I was waiting to see *how things played out*.
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Android 17: Wait...
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Android 17: Was that *sarcasm*?
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Android 16: (Surprisingly Sassy tone.) *I am not programmed for sarcasm...*
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Android 17: ..... I'm proud of you.
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Android 16: Now if you'll excuse me, I will eliminate Cell.
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Android 17: I thought you were only programmed to kill Goku.
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Android 16: This "Cell" is comprised of 10.78% of Son Goku's DNA.
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Android 16: These parameters...
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Android 16: ARE ACCEPTABLE.
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Imperfect Cell: Oh, ok, I guess we're doing THIS now!!!
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Imperfect Cell: HAAAAAAAAAAH
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[(THU-CLANK!!!)]
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Imperfect Cell: RAGH!!! (THUD!!)
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Imperfect Cell: HEHEHEHE~!!!
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Imperfect Cell: Ohhhh! An admirable attempt by the red-headed stepchild!
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Imperfect Cell: But don't feel too disappointed; for now...
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Imperfect Cell: YOU shall be a part of ME!
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[muffled Vacuum sounds]
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Imperfect Cell: ...? Of ME!
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[More Muffled Vacuum sounds]
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Imperfect Cell: Agh????
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Imperfect Cell: *Of MEEEEEE!!!*
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[Even MORE Muffled Vacuum sounds]
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Imperfect Cell: AGH, GOD!
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Imperfect Cell: Gah, what are you made of??? Pure METAL?!?!
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Android 16: Affirmative. I am *ANDROID* 16.
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Imperfect Cell: Oh...
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Imperfect Cell: Errors have been made...
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Imperfect Cell: HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH-!!!!!!!
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Android 16: HAAAAH
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Imperfect Cell: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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[IMPERFECT CRASH!!]
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[STOMP!!]
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Imperfect Cell: AAAAAAAAAAAAGH-!!!!!!!
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Imperfect Cell: N-n-now I know what you're thinking..!!
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Imperfect Cell: "Should I rip off his tail?"
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Imperfect Cell: And the answer might surprise--
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[RRRIP!!!!]
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Imperfect Cell: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Android 17: ....... I was not ready for today...
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[Cell continues to cry out in excruciating pain]
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Android 18: I don't think ANY OF US WERE........
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[Cell panting in pain]
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Imperfect Cell: Do you know...
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Imperfect Cell: How long it's gonna take...
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Imperfect Cell: *TO REGROW MY TAIL?!*
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Android 16: .... Pardon m--
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Imperfect Cell: Boop. (Wait wha-)
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[... HURK-ASGD!!]
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Imperfect Cell: Thanks to Uncle Piccolo's cells, an ultimately fruitless effort.
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Imperfect Cell: But if it's any consolation...
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Imperfect Cell: ...That *hurt like hell!*
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Android 16: My mistake was starting at the wrong end.
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Android 16: My next attempt...
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Android 16: Will be on your HEAD.
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Imperfect Cell: (Chuckling)
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Imperfect Cell: And your second mistake is assuming I'll give you another chance.
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[(POWER BURST, ZOOM!!)]
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Android 16: GAGH!!
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[WHOOSH!!!]
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Android 16: ROCKET PUNCH!
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Imperfect Cell: WHA-?!?
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[WHAM!!!!]
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Imperfect Cell: PAH-!!!!!!!
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Android 18: 'Wow. Really?'
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Android 17: 'THAT IS SO COOL!'
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[(CLANK!)]
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[(WHAM, CRASH!!)]
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[Robotic clanking sounds as 16 picks up Cell.]
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[CEEEERRAASH!!!!]
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Imperfect Cell: Hagh, what is *HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?!?!*
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Imperfect Cell: Where in the f*ck am I?!?!?
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[CLANK CLANK]
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Imperfect Cell: Wait. What's that noise-?
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Imperfect Cell: Hold on... Now I see a light..!!★
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Android 16: *WALK TOWARDS IT!!!!!*★
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[BOOM!!!]
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Imperfect Cell: WHAT THE-
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Imperfect Cell: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLllllloooaaooao
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Android 18: ...Oh my God...
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Android 18: He actually did it (!)
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Android 16: Why are you still here?!
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Android 17: Oh, come on, we can't just leave you here! We're the Three Amigos!
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Android 16: You do not understand.
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Android 16: I do not know if I am entirely capable of eliminating this "Cell".
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Android 16: And should he absorb the two of you...
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Android 16: ...He will wreak havoc upon this world.
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Android 17: Well, yeah, but... We were gonna do that too.
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Android 16: Yes...
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Android 16: But I LIKE you.
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Android 18: Aw~!
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Android 16: Over the past last few days, I have come to feel a great adoration for this planet.
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Android 16: From it's trees...
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Android 16: ...To it's birds...
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Android 16: ...To it's people...
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Android 16: ...To it's birds.
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Android 16: I do not wish to cause anymore destruction.
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Android 18: Actually, Sixteen... I think you've got the right idea.
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Android 17: Yeah, you know what?
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Android 17: Screw that noise, man!
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Android 17: Forget destroying everything, forget killing people,
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Android 17: And you know what?
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[TUH]
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Android 17: Forget killing Son Goku!
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Android 16: LET'S NOT GET CRAZY!
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Imperfect Cell: TOO LATE~~~~!!!!!!
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Imperfect Cell: (Maniacal Cackling)
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Android 16: AGH-!!!
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Android 17: Oh God, this is totally disgusting! This isn't how this is supposed to work!
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Android 17: I'm not supposed to die like this! I'M TOO COOL!
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Android 17: SOMEONE PULL OFF HIS TAIL! I'M TOO COOL FOR THIS! I'M TOO COOL--!
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[GULP]
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[ENERGY GATHERS]
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[CELL SCREAMS HIS VOICE CHANGING DURING WHICH]
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Android 16: RRRRGH!!
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[(Electricity crackling.........)]
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[OH.... SHIT...]
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[DBZA OUTRO THEME]
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[Pokémon evolution theme (Generation I - R/B/Y)]
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[Evolution complete theme]