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DragonBall Z Abridged SPECIAL: Celloween: A FLIGHT OUT OF CELL

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Wess: And here is George to tell us about the situation in Nicky Town.
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George: Thank you Wess.
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George: It is a regular Invasion of the Body Snatchers down here.
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George: In this Land of the Dead who knows what psycho is causing this massacre- From Dusk Till Dawn from Crystal Lake to Elm Street, nobody is being left behind!
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George: If this Hellraiser slithers into your town we suggest you run like hell, find a Cabin in the Woods- And if anyone comes knocking... Make sure you let the right one in, or you'll be Dead by Dawn.
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[cue loud crash]
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Dead Guy: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
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[FYOOM FYOOM FYOOM (x15)]
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Dead Guy: HUHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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[Click click!]
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Dead Guy: Huh?! Huh? Uh!
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[Cell breathing like a super creep]
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Dead Guy: Aw, shi-
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Dead Guy: Ah!
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Cell: Hrmm Ehhh
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Dead Guy: AHHHHHHHEAHHHH
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George: There have been no eye witnesses of the monster so far- here is a composite sketch of what our top experts believe the monster to look like...
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[Sounds of breaking]
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Cell: God damn 24-hour news cycle.
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Mommy and Kid: Hmmm, hmmM!
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Cell: Hmmh...?
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Cell: Mmmh...
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Cell: Nyeh~!
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Cell: "I want to play a game..."
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[insert horror stinger]
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[♫ Tiptoe through the window ♫]
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Kid: Ah!
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Kid: I twist my ankle!
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Mommy: Aah! I twisted MY ankle.
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Krillin: Not today!
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[Heroic Music]
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Cell: Ah! Krillin, my arch-nemesis.
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Krillin: Cell, you fiend, we meet at last- AGAIN!
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Mommy: Thank you for saving me!
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Mommy: You're so brave, and attractive!
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Kid: Will you be my new daddy?
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Krillin: Listen! I know you both just lost a husband and a father, and you need to fill that void- but I have eyes for another.
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Krillin: Now go!
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Mommy: Okay.
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Kid: I love you new daddy!
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Cell: Now, we shall battle!
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Krillin: Wup! Eep! Up!
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Krillin: It's no use Cell-
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Krillin: I've studied all your moves!
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Cell: Curse you!
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Krillin: Now for my ultimate technique-!
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Krillin: SOOLAAAR FLAAAAREE!!!
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Little Man: Little Man: We on a plane mama.
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Krillin: [Wait that's not my ultimate attack i thought the Kienza-]
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Krillin: UGH GODDAMMIT EVERY TIME!
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[♫ Aqua - Halloween ♫]
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[cue loud crash]
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Krillin: I SAID NOT TODAY!
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Krillin: WAHTAAHH
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Krillin: How? How did you best my penultimate technique?
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Cell: I blinked.
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Krillin: Oh, that'd do it.
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Krillin: Well then, let's see how you handle my ulti-
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Krillin: ACK!
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Kid: Are you okay new daddy?
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Krillin: Ash sh vuv, sh vuv sh hunna HAMAM nonna ma!
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Kid: What you say?
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Krillin: I said, Ash sh vuv, sh vuv sh hunna HAMAM nonna ma!
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Cell: Well, Krillin...
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Cell: It seems that even in your wildest dreams- you still can't measure up.
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Krillin: Wha- What are you saying?
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Cell: I'm sayin', wake up.
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Krillin: Wha-, what?
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Cell: I said... WAKE UP
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Krillin: AH!
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Krillin: Oh man, I had the craziest dream, Cell was there.
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Piccolo: Piccolo: Well the androids are here!
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Android 17: Yo.
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Krillin: AH!