Episode 27

Goku: ♪ 'You put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both up' ♪

King Kai: Goku, come in! *says Chi Chi*

Goku: Oh hey, King Kai!

King Kai: Your friends are in trouble, Goku! Are you healed yet?

Goku: Uhh... nah, I don't think so.

King Kai: Well, how long do you think it's gonna take?

Goku: Well, I think the machine will tell me when I'm done.

King Kai: OK... you *think*, or you *know*?

Goku: ♪ ...You put the lime in the coconut-- ♪

King Kai: GOKU!

Goku: Aww c'mon, King Kai, they don't need my help. I bet they're doing just fine on their own.

Vegeta: Healer's down!

Krillin: Need a res!

Gohan: Out of mana!

Vegeta: WAAAAAAAGH...!

Krillin: WAAAAAAAH...!

Gohan: AAAAAAAH...!

Freeza: >:)<

Piccolo: (Growling)

Freeza: It's been so long since I've had to use this form. It feels like an old suit I never have an occasion to wear.

Piccolo: Ugh!

Krillin: Ugh!

Freeza: Unfortunately, whenever I put it on... someone *dies*.

Gohan: Dende... *no*!

Freeza: Oh, don't cry for the poor thing. I've saved him the fate of seeing what I'm about to do to you.

Vegeta: Joke's on you; he hated the bald one.

Krillin: Hey, that's not fair!

Krillin: He just met Piccolo!

Vegeta: GET DOWN!

Krillin: I couldn't even follow that attack! It was almost instantaneous!

Vegeta: Yep! Just gonna stand here and keep being awesome.

Piccolo: There's nothing we can do against that kind of power!

Vegeta: Uhh, hello? Awesome. Right here.

Gohan: We're all gonna die!

Vegeta: You know what? All of you better duck, because I'm about to turn left, and I don't wanna smack you with my dick.

Freeza: Oh look at you, Vegeta. You're really going to fight me.

Freeza: Well, n-not really fight, more like... flailing angrily...

Vegeta: Make your jokes while you can, Freeza, because I can now see the peak of your power... while I'm only beginning to tap into mine.

Freeza: I feel like we've been here before. Have we been here before?

Vegeta: You see, I have finally realized the legend!

Freeza: Oh my God, this *is* happening again!

Vegeta: That's right. You're not dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore, Freeza.

Freeza: OK, seriously, first off - "Super Saiyan"... what *is* that? What even *is* that? I'll tell you what it is: It's just some *stupid* legend passed by your filthy monkey ancestors around a campfire like it was their own dung!

Freeza: Let me tell you, Vegeta: I don't deal in *legends*; I deal in facts.

Freeza: And here's a fact: By the end of this, you are going to be crying... like a little... *bitch*.

Vegeta: ...Bitch, you just jealous of my Super Saiyan Swagger!

Freeza: Oh, for f**k's sake...

Vegeta: HAARRRWAAUGH!

Vegeta: HYAHH!

Vegeta: 'Yes! I have him on the ropes! All he can do is dodge me!'

Freeza: 'God - Zarbon's dead, Dodoria's dead, the Ginyu's are dead... this has been one giant mess.'

Freeza: 'It's just like that jockstrap incident; only now, I don't have Ginyu around to dig the holes.'

Vegeta: AAAARRRRGH!

Vegeta: Huh? Wha--?

Freeza: This may be a little off topic, but how good are you at digging holes?

Vegeta: Ugh!

Vegeta: What are--

Freeza: I mean, besides the one you've already dug yourself into.

Vegeta: Hurrgh, don't you MOCK ME!!

Freeza: Oh?

Vegeta: HRAAAAGH!

Vegeta: HRAGH! HRAGH! HRAGH! HRAGH!

Krillin: I don't get it! Why can't Vegeta hit him?!

Vegeta: DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA!

Piccolo: Because he keeps aiming where he is instead of where he's going to be!

Gohan: Uuugh!

Piccolo: 'Oh, crap (!)'

Krillin: So, does this mean we should--?

Piccolo: DOOODGE!!

Krillin: Hah!

Vegeta: DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! DAKKA! DA--!

Vegeta: DAKKA! DAKKA--

Vegeta: DAKKA DAKKA--AH!

Vegeta: Ah... hurrgh!

Freeza: So, are we done playing children's games, Vegeta?

Freeza: Or do I have to *tickle* you?

Vegeta: St-stop... stop, stop...

Freeza: Eh? Eh~? Coochie coo, coochie coochie coochie coo?

Vegeta: STOP IT OR I'M GONNA BLOW YOU UP!!

Vegeta: We'll see how you stand up to everything I've got!

Vegeta: Take... my Super... Saiyan... WRAAATH!!

Freeza: 'Oh, and I should probably send the Ginyu's families something... Perhaps some wine, a gift basket...'

Vegeta: AUGH!

Freeza: '...or maybe gift baskets *with* wine.'

Vegeta: Wh-what...? How-aah...? How is tha--...? Oh God...

Freeza: See? It's like I told you, Vegeta... like a *bitch*!

Vegeta: Shut up!!

Freeza: Oh my *God*, you actually are crying!

Vegeta: I'm not crying!! Not!!

Freeza: Honestly, now I just feel bad. Usually, I just blow up whatever's in my way, but with you, I've gotten kind of attached.

Freeza: It's sort of like putting down Old Space Yeller.

Krillin: How is that a thing??

Freeza: It's sad, really... but before we part ways, Vegeta, let me tell you a *tale*.

Vegeta: AAAAH!

Freeza: The End.

Freeza: See that, Vegeta? Now, for my next trick, I'm going to make an asshole disappear!

Orpheus: Wagwan, brethren Vegeta? Me be ya spirit animal.

Orpheus: And me here tell you how to mash up that bumbaclot Freeza. All ya gotta do is--

Orpheus: AAH!

Freeza: Hey, Vegeta!

Vegeta: Wha... whaat--?

Vegeta: BAAH!

Freeza: Stop hitting yourself.

Vegeta: UUGH!

Freeza: Stop hitting yourself.

Vegeta: URGH!

Freeza: Stop hitting yourself.

Vegeta: AAGH-AAH!

Vegeta: Aha! Haha, you're the one hitting me!

Freeza: Au contraire, Vegeta... you brought this upon yourself.

Vegeta: UGH! AAH!

Vegeta: BUGH!

Krillin: Should... we... help... him?

Gohan: WUGH!

Krillin: WUGH!

Piccolo: WUGH!

Freeza: Oh, go ahead. Pool's open; water's fine.

Freeza: Hm? No? Just going to stand there like a bunch of pissants?

Freeza: Thought so.

Freeza: Now, where were we? Oh right, I believe it waaaaas... kidney punch!

Vegeta: AAAAGH!

Vegeta: AAGH! URGH! UUGH!

Freeza: Kidney punch! Kidney punch! Kidney punch!

Freeza: And pause...

Vegeta: AAAAUGH!

Freeza: And pause... kidney punch!

Goku: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

Goku: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪

Goku: ♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪

Goku: ♪ Life is but a dream ♪

Goku: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

King Kai: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

Goku: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪

King Kai: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪

Goku: ♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪

King Kai: ♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪

Goku: ♪ Life is but a dream ♪

King Kai: ♪ Life is but a dream ♪

Goku: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

King Kai: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

Goku: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪

Tien: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

King Kai: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪

Goku: ♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪

Tien: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪

King Kai: ♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪

Goku: ♪ Life is but a dream ♪

Tien: ♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪

King Kai: ♪ Life is but a dream ♪

Goku: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

Tien: ♪ Life is but a dream ♪

King Kai: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

Goku: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪

Tien: ♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

King Kai: ♪ Gently down the stream ♪

Goku: ♪ Merrily merrily merrily merrily ♪

Yamcha: (Gasp)

Goku: 'Pod's done!'

Vegeta: UGH!

Vegeta: UGH-uhh!

Freeza: It seems our game is over, Vegeta.

Freeza: Now that we're done here, it's time to send you crying home to mommy.

Vegeta: My mother's dead...

Freeza: I know.

Freeza: HYEEEEEEEAAAH!

Piccolo: Urgh!

Krillin: Aah!

Gohan: Uhh!

Freeza: ...Who--

Goku: Hey guys, how's it going? Piccolo? When did you come back?

Piccolo: Uh... Dragon Balls.

Goku: Oh, neat! Hey, Krillin! That armor looks funny on ya!

Gohan: Hey, Dad!

Goku: Hey.

Goku: So are you that Freezer guy?

Freeza: ...I am *Lord* Freeza, yes.

Goku: Awesome! I'mma deck you in the schnoz!

Vegeta: Owww...

Freeza: ...

Freeza: Uh, between you and the Namekian, I think I've lost my touch at genocide!

Goku: What's wrong, Vegeta? Did Freezer do this to you?

Freeza: Oh look, he's all concerned. I'm impressed, Vegeta; you managed to make a friend.

Vegeta: Hate you... hate you both...

Freeza: Unfortunately, Vegeta and I were having a disagreement.

Freeza: He wanted himself to live, and well... I didn't.

Goku: Why do you wanna die?

Freeza: Wha--... no, I, I-I mea--I meant I want *him* to die--

Goku: Is it 'cause you look weird?

Freeza: ...WHAT?

Goku: Well, you know you got that big head, those weird lips and that tail...

Freeza: Eeeegh!

Goku: ...and you don't have ears...

Freeza: OK, *no*!

Goku: ...and to top it all off, you're really kind of a jerk.

Freeza: And apparently, this is now happening.

Freeza: Vegeta! Explain!

Vegeta: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Freeza: What are you...?

Vegeta: you see, Freeza... you aren't dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore...

Freeza: Oh~ my~ *God*~!!

Vegeta: He has risen above, and become a legend... the legend that you fear...

Vegeta: He has become... A SUPER SAI--YAN!!

Goku: (Gasp) VEGETA!!

Freeza: No, seriously, you have no idea how old that got.

Vegeta: Laugh while you can, Freeza!

Vegeta: Because I'm about to rock you... like a hurricane.

Vegeta: Huh...

Vegeta: I should've known that was only a one hit wonder.