Episode 23

Goku: What happened? I'm all purple...and horny! Chi-Chi's gonna hate this.

Captain Ginyu: What's mine is yours and yours is mine, as they say.

Goku: Gi...give me back my body!

Captain Ginyu: I'm sorry, you can't have your body anymore. It's mine now.

Captain Ginyu: Jeice, shall we?

Jeice: Right, Cap'n!

Captain Ginyu: Goodbye! Enjoy bleeding to death!

Goku: I won't!

Goku: Man... I'm a jerk now.

Gohan: The radar says we're getting close!

Krillin: Yeah! Would've thought Bulma would've been so compliant?

Bulma: Why?! Why will you leave me alone here?!

Bulma: I don't know this place! Did you know there are giant crabs down there?!

Bulma: I do! I *killed* one!

Krillin: OK Bulma, let's just calm down. Why are you upset?

Bulma: "Why"?

Bulma: Because I, am always alone!

Krillin: OK Bulma, if we were to stay here... what would that accomplish?

Bulma: ...just take the f**king Radar.

Krillin: Thank you, Bulma! Say "thank you", Gohan!

Gohan: Thank you, Bulma!

Bulma: No problem, Gohan.

Krillin: Aaand "no probleeeem"-

Bulma: Shove it.

Krillin: I'll take it. Let's go!

Krillin: Well if you ask me, all she needs is a little bit of Wink Wink Nudge Nudge [tongue clicking] [whistling]

Gohan: Still five.

Krillin: Right.

Mook 1: It's called the Wilhelm scream, man. It's like the one in Star Wars where the Stormtrooper falls.

Mook 2: Aah yeah, I love that scream; err, doesn't it sound like, "Eggghhh"?

Mook 1: Nah dude, it's more like, "Aaahaaaah!"

Mook 2: Nah, that wasn't it either-

Mook 1: Dude that was totally it!

Vegeta: Weeeeeeee...

Jeice: How's the body, sir?

Captain Ginyu: Fantastic! A little too pink and hairy in odd places, but I'll grow into it.

Jeice: So, what's the plan, Cap'n?

Captain Ginyu: Well, first off, we have to touch on Freeza's Balls.

Jeice: ...uhhh, sir-

Captain Ginyu: Yes yes, realized the moment I said it...

Vegeta: 'Alright, get your act together. 100x gravity? That's for pussies!'

Vegeta: 'The only reason he took those jokers out was because I loosened them up for him - like a jar of space pickles.'

Vegeta: 'Ugly, stupid space pickles.'

Vegeta: 'I just gotta get those Dragon Balls, and if it's anything like that jockstrap incident,'

Vegeta: 'Ginyu probably buried them somewhere around here.'

Krillin: Hey Gohan! I think they're buried somwehere around here!

Vegeta: 'Well...at least I'll have something to put back in the hole.'

Krillin: Dig like there's no tomorrow!

Vegeta: 'OK - the second they summon the Dragon, I'll swoop in and break the bald one's neck!'

Vegeta: 'Totally gonna yell "Team Three Star" when I do it too!'

Vegeta: 'Oh, I can see it now...'

Vegeta: TEAM THREE STAAAR!

Krillin: AAGGHAAGGHOOHOOH

Vegeta: 'Amazing...!'

Gohan: We found them! Krillin, we really did it!

Krillin: Finally! Now let's hurry up and wish back Piccolo, Tenshinhan and Chiaotzu!

Gohan: What about Yamcha?

Krillin: What *about* Yamcha?

Vegeta: 'I don't know what this Yamcha is, but it sounds just like Raditz.'

Krillin: Eternal Dragon! Rise up, and grant our wish!

Vegeta: Ergh!

Gohan: ...it's not working. Is that what you're supposed to say?

Krillin: Honestly, that's always been pretty vague.

Krillin: Usually you just gather 'em together and then out pops the Magic Dragon.

Gohan: Maybe there's something special about Namekian Dragon Balls.

Krillin: Huh...maybe if I sing to it...

Krillin: ♪ I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves ♪

Gohan: Actually, Krillin, I was thinking something else.

Gohan: Maybe the only way to summon it is to call in its native language.

Krillin: I don't speak German!

Krillin: And the only person I know who does was the toilet! And it's dead...God rest his seat.

Vegeta: 'Ugh...what? Oh, you can't be serious...!'

Gohan: Huh? Hey Krillin, I feel two power levels coming this way. You don't think my Dad failed, do you?

Krillin: No way, Gohan, your Dad's the best! Buut, on the off-chance HIDE YOURSELF!

Jeice: Oooy, Cap'n! Someone's dug up the Balls!

Captain Ginyu: Well then, someone's in for the beating of their life.

Krillin: Hehey, Goku! Check it out - we dug up the Dragon Balls!

Krillin: How you doin'? Dyou win that fight against that Ginyu guy? Why's that Space New Zealand guy here?

Jeice: Oh what the fu-

Krillin: What's up with the Scouter? And do you happen to know anybody who speaks German-

Krillin: -NAH HAH! Aah! Now what was that about?!

Gohan: Krillin, that's not my Dad!

Krillin: Gohan, of course it's your Dad. Goku, what's your favorite food?

Captain Ginyu: Waldorf salad.

Krillin: See? Double Baconator-oh s**t.

Captain Ginyu: You see, I've acquired the body of your former associate...Goku, was it?

Captain Ginyu: And with that, I've gained his power level of 180,000!

Krillin: That's...that's horrible!

Captain Ginyu: Quite. I'm sure you understand now the situation you're in-

Krillin: That is *identity* theft! We're gonna sue the crap out of you!

Captain Ginyu: You can't sue me if I kill you!

Krillin: No - then you'll get put on trial for murder. HA!

Krillin: GAAH!

Gohan: AAH!

Jeice: Huh? Uh Cap'n, yer here!

Captain Ginyu: The devil are you - hoh. Well, look what the Space Cat regurgitated.

Goku: Hey Gohan, hey Krillin, hey Goku!

Gohan: D-Dad?

Captain Ginyu: I'm surprised you're still kicking. How's that wound treating you?

Goku: This is easily the second worst hole I've ever had in my chest.

Goku: It's gonna take, like, a million Mommy kisses to make it better.

Krillin: Gohan, we may have a chance now! But you'll have to give it your all.

Krillin: Remember - he may look like your Dad, but you can absolutely not hold ba-

Gohan: YAAAAAH!

Gohan: Abandon me for a year with Piccolo, send me off into space, and the next time I get to see you, you lost your damn body?!

Gohan: YOU'RE NOT EVEN YOU ANYMORE!

Goku: I don't know where he gets that from.

Captain Ginyu: URGH! This is absurd! His power level was a league above my own when we fought!

Captain Ginyu: What the blazes is going on?!

Goku: Haha! You don't know any of my techniques!

Captain Ginyu: What techniques? Tell me!

Goku: I'm not gonna tell you how to use the Kaio-ken!

Captain Ginyu: Kaio-wha-

Captain Ginyu: -Urgh-Uhh! Jeice!

Jeice: Huh?

Captain Ginyu: If you're not too busy standing there like a slack-jawed idiot, I could use your help!

Goku: Wait...if I'm Ginyu now, does that mean you have to listen to me?

Jeice: No.

Goku: Oh...well then, what about him?

Vegeta: G'day...*mate*.

Freeza: So... we've been flying for about twenty minutes now.

Freeza: Got any family?

Freeza: Because if so, I probably killed them.

Freeza: Really? Nothing to that?

Freeza: You're no fun.

Vegeta: Hey, Jeice. I've killed every single one of Freeza's flunkies I've gone up against so far - six in total.

Vegeta: How would you like to be number seven?

Jeice: Piss off ya bloody monkey!

Vegeta: Thank you, sir. May I have another?

Jeice: What the hell happened to *you*? You were not this strong when you fought Recoome!

Vegeta: Looks like *you* have some required reading to do.

Jeice: Alright, let's see here...OK, "Full Moon", "Lose Your Tail", "Stronger Every Time You-"... oh...well I'm right f**ked aren't I?

Vegeta: Right in the Down Under.

Jeice: AAAGH!

Jeice: ORRAAAGH!

Jeice: Clever girl...!

Captain Ginyu: NO! JEICE!

Captain Ginyu: All of my men...I'm the only one left.

Captain Ginyu: Please...all of you...just...just allow me a customary moment of silence...

Vegeta: *Mine**Mine**Mine**Mine*

Vegeta: MINEMINEMINEMINEMIIINE!!

Captain Ginyu: UUUH!

Vegeta: Hahaha - the best part about *this*? I get to kill both Ginyu *and* Kakarot at the same time!

Captain Ginyu: Wait, who's Kakarot?

Vegeta: *You're* Kakarot.

Captain Ginyu: I thought his name was Goku.

Krillin: His name *is* Goku.

Vegeta: *No*, it's *Kakarot*.

Captain Ginyu: But he just said Goku.

Krillin: Yeah, I did.

Vegeta: I know what he said, but he-

Captain Ginyu: So what is it? Kakarot or Goku?

Vegeta: It's *Kakarot*!

Gohan: It's *Goku*!

Vegeta: *No*, *no*, *no*! Just--look, his Saiyan name is Kakarot, but he changed it when he landed on Earth as a baby, so they kept calling him by his Earth name, and I am calling him by his *real* name!

Goku: ...so does that make *me* Ginyu?

Vegeta: RAAAAAAAAAA

Captain Ginyu: 'Yes, yes! *Perfect*!'

Captain Ginyu: Change NOW!

Vegeta: Ugh!

Goku: No! I'll save you, Goku!

Gohan: What just happened?

Krillin: I don't know.

Goku: Yaay, I'm me again!

Krillin: Wait-Goku!

Krillin: What is your favorite food?

Goku: Favorite?

Krillin: He's him again!

Captain Ginyu: This is ridiculous! But at least I'm not trapped in some useless body.

Vegeta: Gimme a minute.

Captain Ginyu: UGH!

Captain Ginyu: BUHH!

Gohan: So, I'm confused.

Gohan: Ginyu took my Dad's body, but then he tried to take Vegeta's body, and now he's back in his own body, my Dad's back in his own body, and Vegeta's-

Krillin: Still a prick, yeah.

Vegeta: Now, to switch your body to a *corpse*!

Captain Ginyu: Change...

Vegeta: 'Ah, crap! Kinda walked into this one.'

Captain Ginyu: ...NOOOOW!

Goku: Ewww, a frog!

Captain Ginyu: Ribbit!

Captain Ginyu: Ribbit!

Captain Ginyu: Croak!

Vegeta: The hell just happened?

Goku: A frog got on my hand. It was gross. So I threw it.

Gohan: So then...is it over? Are they all gone now?

Vegeta: They will be in a second!

Goku: Vegeta, no! He can't hurt anyone anymore! Stop!

Vegeta: Oh, alright! Fine!

Goku: See? He really can be a nice guy!

Vegeta: Psych! Eight for eight!

Goku: Awwwww!

Krillin: Awwwww!

Gohan: Awwwww!

Freeza: Oh, I know! How about a good old-fashioned joke?

Freeza: How many Namekians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The whole race!

Freeza: One to screw in the lightbulb, and the rest to *die*!

Freeza: And then the other too dies too.

Freeza: Stop ignoring me.