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Episode 19

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0:09
[♫ Red Ribbon Army theme ♫]
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Captain Ginyu: Men, introductions!
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Captain Ginyu: Ginyu!
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Captain Ginyu: Jeice!
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Captain Ginyu: Burter!
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Captain Ginyu: Guldo!
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Captain Ginyu: Recoome!
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Captain Ginyu: And together, we are:
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[♫ "Sanjō!! Ginyū Tokusentai!!" ♫]
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[Eriito Senshi - Ginyū Tokusentai!]
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[♫ Tokusentai! ♫]
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[Tumbleweed sounds]
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Freeza: 'Sure is Zarbon in here.'
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Captain Ginyu: Lord Freeza, thank you for this chance to serve you.
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Recoome: AND BUST SOME HEADS!
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Captain Ginyu: Quite. But before we get down to business... Jeice!
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Jeice: Yes sir, Cap'n. Here you go, Lord Freeza - the new up to date Scouters.
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Freeza: Good. And they have the ringtone I wanted?
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Captain Ginyu: Yes, sir.
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[♫ "Frieza's Ringtone" ♫]
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Freeza: Glorious!
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Freeza: Now, as you have been informed, Vegeta and a few other pests have taken my Dragon Balls.
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Recoome: Whoa, whoa, whoa - Vegeta?
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Burter: Little Veggie?
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Guldo: What's a Dragon Ball?
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Recoome: Recoome can't believe he had it in him!
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Burter: I know, right?!
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Guldo: What's a Dragon Ball?!
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Freeza: Yes, it turns out Zarbon and Dodoria weren't enough. I've called you five here to get them back.
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Captain Ginyu: Easy enough. Would you rather them dead, or alive?
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Freeza: Either/or.
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Captain Ginyu: Dead it is.
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[♫ Red Ribbon Army theme ♫]
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Captain Ginyu: Ginyu Force, assemble!
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Burter: Speed of light and strength of all
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Recoome: The Ginyu Force shall make them fall
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Jeice: Lord King Cold's army's strongest force
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Guldo: We'll beat them all, secure the course
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Captain Ginyu: If trouble meets us as we pass
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Ginyu Force: We'll shove our fists right up their ass!
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Captain Ginyu: Ginyu Force!
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Ginyu Force: MOVE OUT!
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Ginyu Force: ♫ Frieza! Frieza! Frieza! Frie-za! ♫
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Vegeta: We're dead! We. Are. Dead! All dead! All gonna die! Dead Men Be We!
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Vegeta: A cornucopia of pain and despair is coming our way to ensure our demise!
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Vegeta: We are so going to die-e-e!
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Vegeta: Why-y-y-y?!
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Guru: Naaail. Slap him.
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[SMACK]
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Krillin: Ow!
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Guru: Thank you.
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Vegeta: Every fiber of my being wants to puke at once when I say this... but I need your heeeh... I need your heeeheeeeeh...
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Gohan: You need our help?
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Vegeta: That, yes.
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Krillin: Alright, but if we're gonna be a team, we need a name.
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Vegeta: No, we don't.
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Krillin: Ooh, I know! How about "Team Three Star"?
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Vegeta: ...What?
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Krillin: * Well, we're a team * And there's three of us * And the Dragon Balls have stars on them.
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Krillin: Team Three Star!
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Vegeta: That just makes me want to kill you even more, and you're *still* the second most annoying bald person I've ever had the displeasure to work with.
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Krillin: Team Three Star, move out!
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Vegeta: I swear to God...!
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[Calm, soothing music]
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Bulma: AAAAAH!
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[Sinister music]
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Vegeta: Hello, Earth woman.
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Bulma: Whaa... aaah... aaaah... aah...
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Vegeta: You know what I want.
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Vegeta: Now give it to me.
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Bulma: But, the Dragon Ball's right there!
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Vegeta: Oh... I'm not here for the Dragon Ball.
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Bulma: Whaa... what?
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Vegeta: Spread 'em.
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Bulma: Ah... AAAAAHHH!
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[Bulma wakes up]
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Krillin: Takin' the Dragon Ball! Bitch at me later!
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Vegeta: Your hair looks stupid!
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Gohan: Sorry, Bulma...
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Bulma: ALL OF MY HATE!!
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Gohan: Vegeta, if you don't mind me asking... what are we in for?
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Vegeta: You ever watch Power Rangers?
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Gohan: No.
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Vegeta: Ninja Turtles?
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Gohan: No.
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Vegeta: Sailor Moon?
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Gohan: No.
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Vegeta: Beetleborgs?
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Gohan: No.
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Vegeta: VR Troopers?
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Gohan: No.
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Vegeta: Samurai Syber-Squad?
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Gohan: No.
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Vegeta: ...Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters From Beverly Hills?
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Gohan: Oh yeah!
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Vegeta: Goddammit!
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Vegeta: Yes! We made it here before the Ginyus! Come on, let's get this over with and... what the hell are you two doing?
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Krillin: We don't think we can trust you. You still haven't pledged your allegiance to Team Three Star!
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Vegeta: What are you, dense?! The Ginyu Force could be here any second and then we're--
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Captain Ginyu: Hi, Vegeta.
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Vegeta: Hi, Ginyu. And then we're--
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[Dramatic metallic sound effects]
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Vegeta: Son of a c{BLEEP}-g{BLEEP} f{BLEEP}-beast!
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Vegeta: Why the f{BLEEP} does all this f{BLEEP} s{BLEEP} happen to me?!
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Vegeta: As far as I care, these miserable c{BLEEP} can have a f{BLEEP} s{BLEEP} with a goddamn pig!!
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Captain Ginyu: Jeice, please.
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Jeice: Sorry, Cap'n. Me scouter's acting a bit shonky.
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Captain Ginyu: ...Are you done?
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Vegeta: (Panting)
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Vegeta: ...yeah.
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Captain Ginyu: Very good. Now to cut straight to the point, I want those two Dragon Balls you have there.
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Guldo: Oh, so *that's* a Dragon Ball.
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Captain Ginyu: Supposedly, there are seven in total if my report is correct, and the other five are...
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Krillin: Right-behind-you!
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Vegeta: My *God*, man, you just *cannot*--
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Krillin: Shut-up-when-I'm-scared-I-know.
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Krillin: I-once-had-a-crush-on-a-little-Indian-boy-that-I-thought-was-a-girl.
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Vegeta: Please kill him. Seriously, he won't be missed.
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Captain Ginyu: Well, I do believe that accounts for everything.
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Captain Ginyu: Before I take these Dragon Balls and leave my associates here to clean up, is there anything you'd like to say to me, Vegeta?
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Vegeta: As a matter of fact, there is.
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Vegeta: Look at your men, now back to me, now look back at your men, back to me.
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Vegeta: I am not your men, I'm flipping you off, now look at the ground, back to me.
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Vegeta: Where's the Dragon Ball? It's gone! I threw it!
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Vegeta: AND THERE IS NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN--!
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Burter: Here you go, Boss.
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Captain Ginyu: Thank you, Burter.
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Burter: S'what I do.
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Vegeta: But-- but I chucked that son of a bitch as hard as I could!
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Burter: Oh, you can't beat my speed. I'm the fastest in the universe!★
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Krillin: That's what she said!
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Vegeta: We're all going to die anyway, so...
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Vegeta: Baldie! Break the ball!
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Krillin: What-the-I--
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Vegeta: Punch the damn thing!
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Krillin: RRRAAAHHH!
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[DUN]
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Krillin: OW, my hand!
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Vegeta: Hit it harder!
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Krillin: But I--
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Vegeta: HARDER!
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Krillin: YAAAAAH!
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[Krillin repeats to no avail under Vegeta's orders]
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Recoome: Uh, Guldo, don't you think you should...
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Guldo: Oh-oh right, that thing I do... stopping time, yeah.
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Vegeta: Break it or I'll break you!
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Guldo: One sec...
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Krillin: WAAAHHH--!
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Krillin: What-I...?
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Vegeta: What? Where did it go?!
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Guldo: See this, Vegeta? This is for all the time you used to embarrass me!
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[Flashback]
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Guldo: Hey Vegeta, how's it going?
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Vegeta: Aw, look, it's Guldo!
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Vegeta: You wanna biscuit, boy? You wanna biscuit?!
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Guldo: Do you think I'm a dog?
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Vegeta: Have a biscuit!
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Guldo: (Growling)
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[Flashback ends]
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Guldo: And now, it'll be *you* who rolls over and plays dea--!
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Guldo: (Growling)
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Captain Ginyu: Alright, everyone settle down. Before I take these Dragon Balls to Lord Freeza, it's time for everyone's favorite game!
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Captain Ginyu: Now for the folks viewing at home, the rules are simple.
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Captain Ginyu: One of my men will spin the wheel, and whoever it lands on - he kills!
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Vegeta: What the...? When did you have time to set this up?
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Vegeta: And... is that a camera?!
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Vegeta: What kind of sadistic retard watches this crap?!
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Freeza: Love this show.
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Captain Ginyu: Alright - first contestant.
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Guldo: Come on, Vegeta! Come ooon, Vegeta!
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Guldo: Aaarrrgggh! Re-spin! Re-spin! Re-spin!
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Recoome: Lucky little bastard got two of 'em.
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Burter: Alright, let's give this sucker a spin!
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Captain Ginyu: *Congratulations* - you've just won a free all-expense-paid trip to Space Australia!
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Burter: Oh, you've got to be freaking kidding me.
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Jeice: Oh hey, Space Oz! That's me home planet!
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Krillin: Wait, hold on... you're from Australia?
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Jeice: *Space* Australia. Or more specifially, Space Brisbane.
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Jeice: Go Space Broncos!
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Krillin: So... it's, like, Australia--
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Jeice: In space!
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Jeice: Gotta be careful though, Burter. Space Dingo will eat yer space baby... like me sister... poor Sheila--
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Vegeta: Can we *please* get on with this?
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Jeice: Oh, right. Let's have a go, then.
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Jeice: Oh, *piss off*, you great bloomin' pinwheel!
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Burter: Oh, great. That means Vegeta goes to--
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Recoome: Yes! [To Guldo] In your face! [To Vegeta] Vegeta, your time is coming.
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Recoome: Soon - you will face the End-All, the Be-All, the Plead-All: REEEEEEEEEECOOOOOMEuhh!!
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Gohan: I swear I don't even know what's going on anymore.
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Captain Ginyu: Alright gang, it's time for me to head off. Try not to mess up your uniforms and be back by 0500!
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Ginyu Force: Yes, Captain!
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Captain Ginyu: Ciao!
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Krillin: So, uh... I guess we're fighting the little green guy over there?
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Vegeta: Yeah, that's Guldo. Have fun with him.
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Krillin: Any strategies?
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Vegeta: Throw dog treats at him.
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Krillin: How will that help?
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Vegeta: I'll find it *hilarious*.
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Krillin: Well come on, Gohan. We're strong enough to take this guy. Just keep your guard up.
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Guldo: That's right - keep on your guard. Don't drop it... not even for an *instant*!
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Guldo: ZA WARUDO!!
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Krillin: What are you-- going on about--?
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Guldo: You see that? That was just a taste of my power!
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Guldo: Huh?
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Krillin: Yahoow! What, the, hell was that?!
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Guldo: That... was supposed to crush you.
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Krillin: Gohan! Did you see it? His power... he can--
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Gohan: Stop time?
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Krillin: --summon steamrollers!
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Gohan: Y--... you sure about that?
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Krillin: Positive! Go for him!
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Guldo: You fools! RAAAAAH!
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Krillin: EEEEERGH!
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Gohan: UHHHH!
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Guldo: (Creepy laughter)
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Guldo: My psychic powers are unrivaled in all the galaxy!
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Guldo: You stood there and *mocked* me... the whole *world* stood there and mocked me!
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Guldo: But now, you find yourselves slaves to my whim!
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Guldo: Feel the earth fall out from under you, your world *shatter*!
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Guldo: AS I... AM... YOUR--
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Guldo: ...why can't I feel my everything?
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Guldo: Oh...
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Guldo: 'This is the end of the road... the end for me... I... I wonder... will I dream?'
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Guldo: I f**king hate you.
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Vegeta: I know.
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[♫ Tokusentai! ♫]
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Vegeta: Son of a gum-chewing funk-monster!
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Vegeta: Why the fruit does all this funny stuff happen to me?!
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Vegeta: Forget my life!
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Vegeta: Always surrounded by miserable failing clods!
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Vegeta: Like this whole world just likes to *bend* me over and FIND ME IN THE ALPS!
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Vegeta: Like I'm some sort of shlock receptacle!
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Vegeta: Well as far as I care, these miserable cows can have a fancy barbecue with a goddamn pig!!