Episode 18

Krillin: Wow... you really took care of that guy.

Vegeta: Yeah. Didn't even know I could pull it off.

Vegeta: But, you know us Saiyans: We get stronger *every* time we almost die.

Krillin: Well, that seems... incredibly unfair.

Krillin: So, umm... you seem like a busy man, so--

Vegeta: Oh yeah, killing people. And I'm about to become immortal.

Krillin: Well, we don't want to keep ya, so I guess we'll be seeing ya.

Vegeta: Yup, and I still got a lot to take care of, and I--

Vegeta: Ohohohoho, oh, wait a minute, nice try...

Vegeta: Give me the Dragon Ball.

Krillin: Aww...

Vegeta: You know, I could kill both of you right now, but after killing Zarbon and getting this last Dragon Ball, I'm in a good mood.

Vegeta: I mean, a REALLY good mood.

Vegeta: But just remember this:

Vegeta: Next time you see me, I WILL be immortal.

Vegeta: Not that you stood a chance to begin with; I'm just... sayin'.

Vegeta: Wakka wakka!

Bulma: Well, congratulations. You’ve single-handedly doomed us all.

Krillin: I didn’t see YOU do anything.

Bulma: What exactly did you expect me to do?

Krillin: I dunno, maybe you coulda *bitched* at him, how 'bout that?

Krillin: That’s all you appear to be good for these days, huh?

Krillin: Used your Bitch Fu on him?

Krillin: Bulma, the Mistress of *Bitching*, that’s what they should call you!

Vegeta & Gohan: ♫ Don’t stop me now ♫

Vegeta & Gohan: ♫ I'm havin’ such a good time ♫

Vegeta & Gohan: ♫ I’m holdin’ this ball ♫

Vegeta & Gohan: ♫ Don’t stop me now ♫

Vegeta: What the...!?

Gohan: That’s Vegeta!

Gohan: 'Uh... I know - if I just hide here and lower my power level,'

Gohan: 'he shouldn’t find me!'

Vegeta: Okay, what the hell is going on?

Vegeta: I know I just sensed something down there.

Gohan: 'Good! Now just go on, and--'

Vegeta: Hey! Show yourself before I turn this place into a barren wasteland!

Vegeta: So basically the same, only on fire.

Gohan: 'Crapbaskets!'

Vegeta: THREE.....TWO.....ONE....

Gohan: Hi! Um... hello, Mister... Vegeta... Sir.

Vegeta: Well, if it isn’t Moe Howard.

Gohan: How do you even--?

Vegeta: Space Hulu.

Gohan: Figures.

Vegeta: So what are you doing here?

Gohan: Oh, you know - just flyin’ around.

Vegeta: Flyin' around?

Gohan: Flyin' around.

Vegeta: Thwartin' mah plans?

Gohan: Thwarting your plans?

Vegeta: Are you?

Gohan: No.

Vegeta: Good, ‘cause that’d be bad.

Gohan: How bad?

Vegeta: I’d have to kill you.

Gohan: That’s bad.

Vegeta: Indeed. Stupid-looking watch you got there.

Gohan: Yes; it tells time... and nothing else.

Vegeta: Well, yeah, that’s what a watch DOES... dumbass.

Gohan: So, uh, can I... help you?

Vegeta: No... but maybe I can help you.

Gohan: Uh! I need an adult!

Vegeta: I am an adult.

Gohan: UNNGH! UWEHH!

Vegeta: By the way, I only hit you because I have pent-up aggression against your father.

Vegeta: Take that.

Gohan: 'Don’t... stop me now...'

Gohan: 'I don’t... wanna... stop at... allllll--'

Gohan: Egh! Uwehh!

Krillin: Seriously.

Krillin: Five ancient sages of bitchdom all gathered together one day on the peaks of Mount Bitch to proclaim your birth.

Krillin: And a hundred years later, when all the *bitch* stars had aligned, you were born and made everybody’s life around you a living hell because YOU ARE SUCH A *BITCH*!!!

Krillin: Uhh...

Bulma: You done?

Krillin: Yeah... yeah, I guess.

Bulma: Good.

Krillin: Ow!

Gohan: Guys!

Krillin: Gohan!

Gohan: You guys... I think we should find a new location.

Krillin: Why? What’s wrong with this place?

Gohan: Because we have 10 minutes before Vegeta finds out that I just stole this.

Krillin: Uh--...! Uh...! Aah...!

Vegeta: 'God, I love it when a plan comes together!'

Vegeta: 'Took some time, effort and lots of bodies, but now it’s mine.'

Vegeta: 'Immortality is my BITCH!'

Vegeta: 'Now, it should be right here.'

Vegeta: 'Riiight here...'

Vegeta: 'Where the hell is it?'

Vegeta: 'It couldn’t have gone anywhere...'

Vegeta: 'Alright - I’m going to close my eyes, and when I open them up, it’s going to be right here-- it's not here.'

Vegeta: 'Why isn't it here?! I don't get it! Who could've--'

Vegeta: !

Vegeta: 'The kid! But... how could he have found it?! He would...'

Vegeta: 'wait... that watch...'

Vegeta: 'that watch was no watch at all!'

Vegeta: 'It was some kind of Dragon Ball locator!'

Vegeta: 'Which means... *which means*...!'

Ghost Nappa: He tooook the Dragon Ball...

Vegeta: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGH...!!!

Gohan: Uh, Krillin... do you hear that?

Krillin: I *feel* that.

Freeza: What the devil is that noise?

Goku: Ah, time for a delicious sports drink--

Goku: huh? What the heck is that?

King Yemma: Purgatory, Hell...

King Yemma: Denise... Denise, do you hear that...?

King Yemma: Oh God, is that my wife?!

King Yemma: LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU ALREADY TOOK THE KIDS, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

Trunks: Alright, Mom. Once that Time Machine is done, I can go back into the past, to save Goku and my father--

Trunks: ...Daddy?

Krillin: Alright... I don't think Vegeta will find us here.

Krillin: Gohan, I need to get you to Guru's!

Gohan: What? Why?

Krillin: So the old man can touch you and pull things out of you that you never knew you had!

Gohan: ...I need an adult?

Krillin: I am an adult.

Bulma: Oh no, no no *no*! I am not letting you abandon me here again!

Bulma: Those bitches on Lifetime might put up with it, but not me!

Krillin: Bulma, you're right. You have been *very* helpful and *very* patient with us.

Krillin: So, in return... we're letting you watch the Dragon Ball. Bye!

Bulma: I WILL KILL YOU BOTH IN YOUR SLEEP!

Freeza: 'As soon as the Ginyu Force arrives, all of my problems will officially be over.'

Freeza: 'Soon, immortality will be mine and the entire Universe will be under my foot!'

Freeza: 'Oh, I wonder what I should do first? I guess I should start with what I *won't* do when I become immortal:'

Freeza: '*Die*!' >:)

Acai: Lord Freeza! The Ginyu Force is scheduled to arrive in five minutes!

Freeza: Thank you, Acai.

Acai: Also, after rising concerns with our personnel... exploding...

Acai: we decided to form a union!

Freeza: ...Adorable.

Acai: RRRAAGGGH!

Freeza: 'Oh! First thing I'm going to do is go up to Cooler and slap him right in his smug, prick *face*!'

Gohan: Hey, Krillin!

Krillin: That's it! We're going to make it!

Krillin: We're finally gonna-- ...die! We are going to die!

Gohan: Krillin, what is *that*?

Krillin: Pure rage, Gohan. Pure rage.

Gohan: What do we do?

Krillin: Run, Gohan. Run as fast as you can.

Gohan: But I--

Krillin: Do as I say, for I am the Heavenly Buddha!

Gohan: ...Wha--?

Krillin: Just go!

Nail: Guru, sir, we have another traveller from Earth.

Guru: Oh, tell me you didn't let him inside--!

Gohan: Hello, Mr. Guru!

Guru: Oh, goddammit!

Gohan: Mr. Guru, sir, my friend Krillin told me that you could help us by... touching me.

Guru: Do I look Catholic to you?

Nail: Sir, I think he means he wants you to release his hidden potential.

Gohan: Yeah, that.

Guru: Fine, stand still. It's your first time so I'll gentle.

Guru: Now relax as I reach deep inside you and grab hold of your essence.

Gohan: I need an adult...?

Guru: I AM AN ADUUUUULLLLL--!!

Krillin: Huh, that's odd. I don't feel anything anymore.

Krillin: I wonder if we lost him--

Vegeta: I am here for it...

Krillin: For what?

Vegeta: Dragon. Ball. I. Need. That Dragon Ball. Give it to me. The one you took. I need my wish...

Krillin: Are... you OK?

Ghost Nappa: I think your rage broke, Vegeta.

Vegeta: SHUT UP, GHOST OF NAPPA!

Krillin: Who was that?

Vegeta: I'm not crazy! *You're* crazy! *Especially* you, Nappa!

Ghost Nappa: Eeeeey.

Krillin: Who are you talking to--?

Vegeta: Dragon Ball! Hand now, please!

Krillin: Ummm... I don't... really... have it.

Vegeta: No...

Krillin: What?

Vegeta: nooo...

Krillin: Uhhh...

Vegeta: nooooo...!

Krillin: uhhh...!

Vegeta: How? Wait, what? Where am I?

Vegeta: Why are you here? Where's Nappa?

Krillin: Didn't you kill him?

Vegeta: Yes! Of course I did! He's dead... forever.

Krillin: So, uh--

Vegeta: Where's that immense power coming from?

Krillin: Oh, that's probably Gohan over in the hut where the creator of the Dragon Balls is.

Krillin: You know, the guy who can unlock your potential by putting his hand on top of your head-- oh God, I cannot shut up when I am scared...

Vegeta: Interesting! I'm gonna go pay him a... whaddya call it?

Krillin: A visit?

Vegeta: Beating! That's it... I'm gonna go pay him a beating.

Krillin: Ah! Crapbaskets.

Nail: Hello? Can I help you with something?

Vegeta: Yeah, the first thing you can do is go die; save me the trouble.

Nail: Ooh! Ooh, is this really happening? 'Cause I really hope it is.

Vegeta: Ohoho, trust me, you don't want any of what I am right now.

Nail: Then come on, bring all four feet of you. Or should I count your stupid hair?

Vegeta: Pretty big talk coming from a bipedal slug.

Nail: Big talk coming from a bipedal *bitch*.

Vegeta: Ohoho! Oh, I gotta admit, you are the best challenge I've gotten out of your people yet.

Vegeta: Then again, I'll have to compare you to all those villagers I slaughtered.

Nail: Oh, you are *dead*!

Guru: Naaaaail!

Guru: Stop making out with your boyfriend! I can hear it from here! It sounds like:

Nail: Thank you, Lord Guru!

Vegeta: I'm not here for any of you idiots anyway. I'm here for the old man.

Gohan: Oh no, you don't!

Gohan: With this power-up, I'm now as strong as you were when we fought on Earth!

Vegeta: Congratulations! You're still weaker than the last 3 guys I killed.

Gohan: Wow... I now know what it's like to feel like Krillin.

Krillin: Sucks, doesn't it?

Vegeta: Look, it doesn't matter how strong you get, kid.

Vegeta: Besides Freeza, I'm the strongest thing on this planet!

Vegeta: Bar none.

Guru: Heeey! Just thought I would inform you all:

Guru: I detect several high power levels coming towaaards the planet...

Vegeta: What? Several high power levels?

Guru: ...there are five of them in total...

Vegeta: Five of them?!

Guru: ...and they're all increeedibly flamboyant!

Vegeta: Oh God! It's them!

Krillin: What are you talking about?

Vegeta: We're doomed. Don't you understand? We're all going to die here!

Krillin: Who? Who is it?

Vegeta: It's--

Vegeta: the Ginyu Force (!)

Ginyu Force: We're heeere!

Jeice: Mates!

Goku: Whew! Alrighty! Time for a post-workout drink!

Goku: Nah! It's too early to get crunk.

Goku: Nah! Energy drinks just don't do it for me anymore.

Goku: I can't drink these! These are *nuts*!

Goku: Ooh, what's *this*? It looks delicious, and it's high in calcium!

Goku: ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo, Team Four Star Soda! ♪