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Episode 16

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[Happy village music]
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[Birds chirping]
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Villager 1: ...And that's the story of the great drought.
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[Children laughing]
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[Humming]
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Villager 2: Hey, look! A visitor!
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Villager 3: Oh, boy! We love visitors!
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Village Elder: Now now, don't crowd the young man.
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Village Elder: Why, hello good fellow. Welcome to our fine village.
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Village Elder: You look like you're not from around here.
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Village Elder: You have to be careful. Word through the grapevine has it that some unruly characters have been going around and attacking our villages.
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Village Elder: By the way, would you like to see our Dragon Ball?
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Village Elder: It's our prized possession; sacred on this planet.
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Village Elder: So, what brings you to our village?
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Vegeta: Life sure has a way of working itself out.
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Vegeta: I find Cui, I kill Cui.
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Vegeta: I find Dodoria, I kill Dodoria.
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Vegeta: I find this Dragon Ball, I *take* this Dragon Ball.
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[SPLASH]
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Vegeta: Let's see what else I can find...
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Krillin: Sweet crap! Did you feel that, Gohan?!
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Gohan: Uh, yeah, but, maybe we shouldn't--
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Krillin: Man, Vegeta just ENDED that village!
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Gohan: Krillin, seriously, you--
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Krillin: I don't think he even needed to kill them either. They didn't even put up a fight!
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Gohan: Krillin!
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Krillin: What? I--
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Krillin: Oh, cripes. Umm...
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Krillin: Hey, listen...
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Krillin: They may be dead now... but they've all gone to a better place.
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Krillin: Heaven - where everyone has their own little house and everything is wonderful and we all get along and there's puppies and kitties and--
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Dende: This sounds totally asinine.
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Krillin: It totally is.
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Gohan: Hey, guys - I think I might have an idea.
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Gohan: Freeza and Vegeta need all seven Dragon Balls, right?
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Gohan: So, what if we just found one and hid it away?
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Gohan: Then neither of them can make their wish.
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Krillin: Hey, good idea. But we also need someone who can help us out.
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Krillin: Little Green.
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Dende: Dende.
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Krillin: Do you know anyone on this planet who might be able to do that?
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Dende: I know of one... person.
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Dende: He is called the leader of our people; the eldest Namek.
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Dende: It is said long ago, when our planet faced a great drought, he led our people through the peril.
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Dende: It is said that it was terrifying.
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Gohan: The drought?
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Dende: No.
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Krillin: Well, Gohan - looks like this is our only choice.
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Krillin: Stay here and protect Bulma.
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Bulma: Oh, now you care.
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Krillin: I'm gonna follow Little Green to meet this "Eldest Namek" guy.
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Krillin: He sounds like he's our last hope.
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Dende: Please do not make jokes.
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Zarbon: Freeza seems increasingly frustrated. I'd best find Vegeta quickly.
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[Flashback]
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Freeza: You know, Zarbon, I'm starting to think my people don't understand what I pay them for.
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Zarbon: You don't pay us.
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Freeza: Allow them to *live* for.
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Freeza: I mean first, we lose... what was his name?
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Zarbon: Kiwi?
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Freeza: Oh, Kiwi.
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Freeza: Then we lose all of our Scouters, and now Dodoria's dead?
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Freeza: I'm sorry, but if this s**t goes any further south, we're going to hit Space Mexico.
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Zarbon: What would you want me to do, Lord Freeza?
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Freeza: Well, what I want *you* to do, is: * Pull up your frilly stockings * Tighten your thong * And stop being *such a*--
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[Flashback ends]
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Vegeta: PANSY!
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Zarbon: What?!
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[BOOM]
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Zarbon: Uhh!
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Zarbon: Vegeta!
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Zarbon: How *dare* you ram into me when I'm thinking about Lord Freeza and my thong!
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Vegeta: Yeah, just going to ignore that one entirely.
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Zarbon: But, it is a good thing I found you, Vegeta.
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Zarbon: Now, are you going to come quietly, or do I have to make you scream?
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Vegeta: Oh, you mean like Dodoria?
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Zarbon: Oh, please. Never send a woman to do a man's job.
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Vegeta: URHG!
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Vegeta: RARGH!
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Vegeta: GAH!
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Zarbon: Where is he?
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Vegeta: GAH!
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Zarbon: Uuu-huu...!
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Vegeta: Face-down with another man beating your ass. Is it Wednesday already, Zarbon?
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Zarbon: Very cute, Vegeta. But you have no idea what you're getting into.
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Vegeta: HA! You have got to be kidding me!
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Vegeta: I may have lost to those fools on Earth, but since I got here, I've done nothing but slaughter you cretins!
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Vegeta: First Cui, then Dodoria.
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Vegeta: I'm 2 for 3, and I'm back on top.
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Zarbon: Well Vegeta, I hope you've enjoyed being on top...
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Zarbon: because I'm about to put you back on the bottom, where you belong.
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Zarbon: You see, I've been hiding another side of myself.
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Vegeta: Where? In the closet?
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Zarbon: Now prepare yourself, for the beast within!
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Zarbon: I should warn you, though: This form is entirely different from me in every way.
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Zarbon: HUUHG! HURHG! RWAARGH!
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Zarbon: I'MA RAPE YA, BITCH!!
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Vegeta: To be perfectly honest, you're not that different;
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[HONNNK]
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Vegeta: you're just a lot less subtleaboutit--
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[POW]
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Vegeta: OHMYGOD!!
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Vegeta: Urgh! Arrgh!
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Vegeta: (More pained grunts)
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Vegeta: Of...!
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Vegeta: Poit...!
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Vegeta: Zort...! D'apples...!
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Krillin: Huh...
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Krillin: Hey, Little Green, do you believe in karma?
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Dende: What is that?
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Krillin: Well, you see... Karma is, where if you do something *good*...
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[POW]
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Vegeta: URGHH...!
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Krillin: something good happens to *you*.
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Krillin: And if you do something *bad*...
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[POW]
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Vegeta: GAAH...!
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Krillin: something *bad* happens to you.
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Dende: So, if I am good enough... then I can have my family back?
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Krillin: Are you still on about that?
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Vegeta: No! No! No! No! No!
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Vegeta: NOOOOOOOO--!!!
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[Big anime explosion]
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Zarbon: AND THAT'S THE END OF THAT.
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Zarbon: ROOARGH!
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Zarbon: I'd best hurry back to Lord Freeza. If I take too long, he'll really lay into me.
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[WOOSH]
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Vegeta: (Gasp!)
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Vegeta: (Breathing hard)
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Vegeta: Why did I explode...?
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Dende: That is it up ahead.
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Krillin: So that's where yours lives, huh? On Earth, our old Namek lives in a floating castle.
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Dende: You have one as well?
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Krillin: Well, he died, but yeah.
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Dende: This does not bode well.
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Nail: [Speaking Klingon (Namekian)]
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Dende: [Speaking Klingon (Namekian)]
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Krillin: You have such a beautiful language.
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Nail: ...English.
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Krillin: Aww, so you made a friend, Little Green?
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Krillin: Oh, I know - I'm gonna call you Big Green.
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Nail: Call me that again and I'll snap your neck.
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Krillin: ...With that attitude, I don't think you should be friends with him, Little Green.
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Nail: Listen - I don't care where you come from or who you are; I will not put up with such disrespect--!
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Guru: BIG GREEEEN!
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Guru: GET IN HERE.
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Nail: Oh, G-God dammit...
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Nail: What is it, Lord Guru?
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Guru: I HAVE A BITCH OF AN ITCH ON MY LEFT ASSCHEE--
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Guru: NAIL, THERE IS AN ALBINO NAMEKIAN STANDING BEHIND YOU.
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Guru: KILL IT LIKE THE REST.★
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Krillin: Uh, actually sir, I'm from Earth.
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Guru: KILL IT LIKE THE REST.
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Krillin: Ahh!
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Nail: Uh, actually sir, I think he has business here about those people attacking our planet?
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Krillin: Yeah.
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Krillin: We came here looking for help, and I see you have a Dragon Ball up there.
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Krillin: Well, WE'RE going to make sure that they don't steal it.
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Guru: AND HOW IS THAT?
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Krillin: I'm gonna take it.
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Nail: Learn your place, Earthling! You have some nerve demanding the Dragon Ball for--
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Guru: HERE, TAKE IT.
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Nail: I...
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Nail: What?
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Guru: JUST DON'T STEAL THE TV.
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Nail: Sir, we... (Sigh), we don't have a television.
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Guru: NAIL, GATHER THE REST OF THE DRAGON BALLS AND WISH FOR A PLASMA TV.
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Nail: Lord Guru, that would be a grievous misuse of their powers.
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Guru: I'M ABOUT TO MISUSE MY HAND UPSIDE YOUR HEAD!
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Krillin: So, I can just take this and go?
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Guru: WAIT.
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Guru: THERE IS SOMETHING I MUST FIRST DO.
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Nail: You don't mean...
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Guru: YES.
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Guru: I SEE SOMETHING WITHIN THIS YOUNG MAN... STRENGTH YET UNTAPPED, POWER YET UNLEASHED.
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Guru: NOW, HOLD STILL, AS I UNLEASH THE VALLEY OF STRENGTH HIDDEN DEEP WITHIN!
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Guru: THERE.
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Guru: I HAVE UNLOCKED YOUR POTENTIAL.
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Krillin: I don't feel that different.
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Guru: IT WASN'T THAT MUCH.
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Krillin: Huh...
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Krillin: So, this is my full potential?
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Guru: YES.
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Krillin: So... then it's--
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Guru: ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE...
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Krillin: Like Yamcha...
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Guru: I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THIS "YAMCHA" IS,
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Guru: BUT IT SOUNDS DISAPPOINTING.
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Krillin: Well, I'd better get this Dragon Ball back to Gohan.
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Krillin: Once we find them all, we can wish back *our* old Namekian.
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Guru: WAIT.
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Guru: You said that you were from Earth, correct?
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Krillin: Yeah.
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Guru: SO, THE SON OF KATAS HAS PASSED.
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Guru: UNFORTUNATE.
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Krillin: We just called him "Kami".
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Guru: OH, SO HE CALLS HIMSELF GOD.
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Guru: PRETENTIOUS PRICK!
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Guru: NAIL!
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Nail: What?
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Guru: I SHALL HENCEFORTH BE KNOWN AS: SUPER KAMI.
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Nail: Yes, Super Kami.
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Guru: NO, WAIT...
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Guru: SUPER KAMI GURU.
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Nail: Can I just call you Guru for short?
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Guru: SUPER KAMI GURU ALLOWS THIS.
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Krillin: Well, I'd better hurry up.
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Krillin: See you later, Little Green, and thanks for the Dragon Ball.
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Guru: NAIL.
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Guru: PREPARE TO RETRIEVE THE DRAGONBALL.
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Guru: ...AND THE BODY.
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[Doors open]
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Zarbon: Lord Freeza, the dirty deed has been done.
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Freeza: Ah, very good. It's nice to see there's still somebody I can rely on.
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Zarbon: Oh, he barely put up a fight after I transformed.
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Zarbon: Now that he's dead, we have very little left to worry about.
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[Tsk]
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Freeza: Zarbon, about an hour ago, a scout informed me that an entire village was *completely destroyed*.
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Freeza: Do you possibly know who could have done that?
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Zarbon: Ve... Vegeta.
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Freeza: *And*, unlike the villages we visited so far, there was *no* Dragon Ball there.
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Freeza: Do you know who could have possibly taken it?
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Zarbon: Vegeta.
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Freeza: Verrry good; now, use your brain for this one, Zarbon: If somebody were to know *where* that Dragon Ball was... who would it be?
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Zarbon: Vegeta--
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Freeza: Vegeta, yes.
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Freeza: And you said you killed him...?
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Zarbon: Wait, sir! It is possible I just left him unconscious.
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Freeza: Oh, good...
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Freeza: and where did you leave him?
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Zarbon: At the bottom of a lake...
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Freeza: Minion 43, would you come in here for a second?
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Freeza: I need an example.
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Minion 43: Private Namole, reporting! An example of what, Lord Freez--
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Minion 43: AAHHH-AAGHH...!!
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Freeza: You see that, Zarbon?
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Freeza: That's *you* if Vegeta is not in front of me in the next *10 minutes*.
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Zarbon: Uh... uuuhhh, huhh...!
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Freeza: Bye.
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Zarbon: AAAAAAAHHHH!
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[♫ Closing theme (DBZ intermission) ♫]