Episode 15
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[Static]
0:09 Dr. Briefs: Goku!
0:10 Goku: Hi, Dr. Briefs!
0:11 Dr. Briefs: Goku, what have you done?! You've blasted off into space!
0:15 Dr. Briefs: You're incredibly lucky I already set the coordinates for Namek, but you... you...
0:21 Dr. Briefs: Where did you get that muffin?
0:22 Goku: Muffin Button.★
0:24 Dr. Briefs: But... I... never installed a Muffin Button!
0:27 Goku: Then where did I get this muffin...?
0:30 Dr. Briefs: Listen very close, Goku.
0:31 Dr. Briefs: Whatever you do, don't fool with the gravity controls. It goes up to 100 times Earth's normal gravity.
0:38 Goku: So what you're saying is: If I turn up the gravity, then I can get stronger!
0:43 Dr. Briefs: NO! What I'm saying is it will crush your bones!
0:46 Dr. Briefs: The detrimental effects could be catastrophic! You may never walk again!
0:50 Goku: Bored now. Gotta train. Bye bye!
0:52 Dr. Briefs: GOKU! WAIT!
0:53 [Static]
0:54 Goku: I like his mustache.
0:56 [♫ "Cha-La Head-Cha-La" ♫]
0:58 Goku: ♫ CHA-LA HEAD-CHA-LA ♫
1:02 Goku: ♫ Egao urutora zetto de ♫ (With a smile that’s Ultra-Z)
1:05 Goku: ♫ Kyô mo ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~ ♫ (Even today is ai-yai-yai-yai-yai~)
1:09 Goku: ♫ Sparking! [fading echo] ♫
1:17 [Birds tweeting]
1:18 Dodoria: (Grunts)
1:20 Zarbon: Are you alright over there?
1:21 Dodoria: Yeah. Little bastards just hit me outta nowhere.
1:25 Zarbon: Oh, trust me. I know what it's like to take a hard one to the face.
1:28 Freeza: Good to see you're still conscious, Dodoria.
1:30 Freeza: Oh, and just so you know, it's not a big deal or anything, you might want to get right onto this one, but THEY'RE GETTING AWAY, YOU FAT BASTARD!
1:38 Dodoria: (Growls angrily)
1:40 Krillin: Not gonna lie, Gohan; not your brightest move.
1:43 Gohan: Oh, come on, Krillin; we have a two mile lead on him.
1:46 Gohan: Factoring in our speed and velocity and his mass, there's no way he should be able to catch up--
1:51 Dodoria: URAAH!
1:52 Krillin: Well, *look who's wrong*!
1:54 Gohan: There's always room for error!
1:55 Dodoria: URAGH!
1:57 Krillin: AAHRUGH!
1:58 Krillin: 'Aw dammitdammitdammitdammitdammitdammitdammitdammitdammit--!'
2:00 Dodoria: No, you don't!
2:02 [Birds tweeting]
2:06 Zarbon: How do you think Dodoria is doing up there?
2:08 Freeza: We're talking about one of my finest soldiers.
2:11 Freeza: There's no way that they'll escape Dodoria's grasp.
2:15 Krillin: D'YAGH!
2:15 Dodoria: OOGH!
2:16 Dodoria: God dammit.
2:17 Zarbon: But what if they have any tricks up their sleeves?
2:20 Freeza: Come now, Zarbon! We both know Dodoria would never let them out of sight.
2:24 Krillin: SOLAR FLARE!!!
2:26 [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]
2:26 Dodoria: God, *dammit*!
2:28 Zarbon: Still sir, we have to remember that Vegeta is on the planet.
2:31 Freeza: Oh, please! Like Vegeta could even lay a hand on Dodoria!
2:37 Dodoria: D'UGH!
2:37 Dodoria: GOD *DAMMIIIIIIIT*--!!!
2:39 [SPLASH]
2:43 Dodoria: (Gasping for air)
2:46 Vegeta: 'Sup, Bubblegum?
2:47 Dodoria: Vegeta! You got some serious balls to get the drop on me!
2:52 Vegeta: Funny you should mention that. I just happen to be looking for a set.
2:56 Dodoria: Well, look at you, Veggie. All grown up and out on your own, trying to move up in the world.
3:02 Vegeta: And look at you, packing away more bacon than Hormel.
3:05 Dodoria: Very funny. But you won't be laughing when Freeza finds your scrawny ass.
3:10 Dodoria: So how about I make you a deal:
3:12 Dodoria: You hand over that pretty red Scouter, and maybe I won't point Freeza in the right direction.
3:18 Vegeta: Oh! You mean *this* Scouter?
3:20 Dodoria: That's right.
3:21 Vegeta: Well, I'd be inclined to give it to you; but, you see, there's a problem with it.
3:25 Dodoria: And what would that be?
3:26 [Scouter crunches and explodes]
3:28 Vegeta: It's broken.
3:29 Dodoria: Blagh!!! You fool! Now you're as blind as the rest of us!
3:33 Vegeta: Not quite. See, while I was on Earth, I learned a new trick.
3:37 Vegeta: I can sense energy.
3:39 Dodoria: How the hell'd you do that?
3:41 Vegeta: I dunno.
3:42 Dodoria: Wait a minute...! I get it now! Those little bastards I were chasing were Earthlings!
3:47 Dodoria: You sent them to lure me away from Freeza!
3:49 Vegeta: I'm sorry, but at this point, all I hear is: "Hit me, Vegeta!" "Please kill me!" "God, this armor makes me look fat!"
3:55 Dodoria: THAT'S IT! RRRRAGH!
3:57 Dodoria: MOUTHY! LITTLE! PRICK!
4:00 Vegeta: Where you aiming, Dewgong?
4:01 Dodoria: RRGGHH!
4:02 Vegeta: Upsie daisy!
4:02 Dodoria: RRAAGH!
4:03 Dodoria: (Growling in pain)
4:06 Vegeta: Any last words before I take you apart like a pink Potato Head?
4:10 Dodoria: W-W-Wait! I can tell you what really happened to your planet!
4:13 Vegeta: You mean that Freeza blew it up?
4:14 Dodoria: NO! THATFREEZABLEWITUP!!!
4:16 Dodoria: ...What?
4:17 Vegeta: Really should have told Freeza to keep off the Twitter.
4:20 [♫]
4:22 Dodoria: Ple-e-ease, do-hon't kill me, I beg ya, DON'T KILL MEE-EE-EE-ee-ee-eeeee...!
4:29 Vegeta: Look at you, Dodoria... you were always so damn proud... and now here you are, CRYING like a woman!
4:35 Dodoria: I AM A WOMAN!!!!
4:38 Vegeta: Wha--
4:39 Vegeta: ...*What*?
4:40 Dodoria: I SAID I AM A WOMAN!!
4:44 Vegeta: ...WHAT?!
4:45 Krillin: Welp! Good thing I was there to get us out of that one!
4:48 Gohan: Well, yeah, but, why didn't you use your Kienzan--?
4:51 Krillin: HEY LOOK! I even saved this thing. Can you fly, little guy?
4:54 Dende: My name is Dende. And yes; we all learn when we are children.
4:59 Gohan: You know, you should probably stick with us.
5:01 Dende: Considering it is either that, or going back to meet the same fate as my brother and father... I am weighing my options.
5:08 Krillin: I like you! I'm gonna call you Little Green!
5:11 Dende: My name is Dende.
5:12 Krillin: Come on, Little Green! Let's go introduce you to Bulma!
5:16 Dodoria: ...and that's why I was considered the most beautiful, and fertile, woman on my home planet.
5:23 Dodoria: ...Before Freeza blew it up.
5:24 Vegeta: He tends to do that. Also, huuuughhh!
5:27 Dodoria: So now you know the truth, Vegeta.
5:30 Vegeta: Yes, I do. And now I'm going to start repressing the truth!
5:34 Vegeta: And the first step... is killing you.
5:36 Dodoria: W-W-Wait!
5:37 Dodoria: You and I, w-we could team up against Freeza! Rule the universe - as husband and wife!
5:43 Vegeta: Repressing in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...!!
5:44 Dodoria: (Panicking)
5:52 Dodoria: (Screaming)
6:00 Vegeta: ...aaaaaand repressed.
6:05 Gohan: Krillin, that's the cave!
6:07 Krillin: Hey Bulma, you clean up in there? We have guests.
6:11 [Monster roaring]
6:14 Dende: I do not think I want to go in there.
6:16 Krillin: Awww, don't worry. That's just Bulma.
6:18 Dende: I do not know what this "Bulma" is, but it sounds needy.
6:21 Krillin: Hey Bulma, open up!
6:23 Bulma: Hmm?
6:24 Bulma: Well, if it isn't Mr. Super Soaker himself!
6:28 Bulma: What happened? Got tired of abandoning me and found something else to abandon?
6:31 Krillin: BULMA! You're scaring Little Green!
6:34 Dende: I am still weighing my options...
6:35 Bulma: Oh, by the way, my Dad called earlier.
6:38 Bulma: He says Goku's on his way here!
6:40 [♪]
6:40 Krillin: WOOHOO!
6:41 Bulma: And he'll be here in six days.
6:42 [♪]
6:42 Krillin: WOOHOO--oohhhh.....
6:45 Krillin: Well....good thing I took out that life insurance policy.
6:49 Dende: Mr. Gohan? Those things on that person's chest... what are they?
6:53 Gohan: Oh, on Bulma? Those are breasts.
6:56 Dende: They look lovely. I wish to nestle between them...
7:00 Krillin: You are just adorable!
7:03 [Ominous music]
7:05 Freeza: Oh-- no, no Ginyu, we don't need any assistance. We have this all under control.
7:10 Zarbon: Lord Freeza, I wish to enter.
7:12 Freeza: Oh pardon me, I have to take this. Ta ta!
7:15 Freeza: What is it, Zarbon?
7:17 Zarbon: Well, sir, the Scouters reported back.
7:19 Freeza: Gooooood; so Dodoria has eliminated those pests then?
7:23 Zarbon: Well... that's just it...
7:26 Zarbon: It turns out... she's dead.
7:31 Freeza: ...THE F**K?!
7:32 [♫ Closing theme (DBZ intermission) ♫]
7:40 Goku: Now... before I start training, I need the right music to train to!
7:45 Goku: Let's see here...
7:46 [♫ "Live to Win" ♫]
7:48 [♫ "Gonna Fly Now" ♫]
7:51 [♫ "Never Surrender" ♫]
7:53 [♫ "Montage" ♫]
7:55 [♫ "Cooking By the Book" ♫]
7:56 Goku: YAAAY!