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Episode 11

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0:07
[Sounds of traffic]
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Roshi: Hey there, Goku. How goes the recovery?
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Goku: Well, the doctor said I should be in here for a couple of months; what with the crushed legs, shattered ribs... and the brain damage... and the brain damage ...and the brain damage.
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Goku: Oh hey Master Roshi, when did you get here?
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Dr. Fieldgood: Mister... "San Gaa-ku"?
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Dr. Fieldgood: You have another visitor to see you.
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Goku: What? But... all my friends are already here.
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Mr. Popo: Not *all* of them.
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Goku: Uh...uh..uh!!
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[Flashback]
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Young Goku: Yay! I made it to the top!
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Young Goku: Now I can train with Kami! The strongest, most powerful being on the...
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Young Goku: Hmm? Who's that?
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[Monitor beeping rapidly]
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[Flashback ends]
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Goku: AAAAAH! AAAAH! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!
1:02
Nurse 1: Hold him down!
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Goku: AAAAAAAYAAAH!
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Nurse 2: Careful, he’s injured!
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Goku: OH GOD!! OH GOD!!
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Dr. Fieldgood: Well, we’ve finally been able to sedate him. Took us a while; we had to go through some alternative treatment.
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Roshi: Oh, really? What did you use?
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Dr. Fieldgood: Something I found under the sink. I think it was... Clorox or something.
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Goku: Aarrggargggg....
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Dr. Fieldgood: Well, page me if you need me.
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Mr. Popo: Byyye.
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Roshi: Oh, you’re still here. Who are you anyway?
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Korin: That’s Mr. Popo. He lives up on the lookout with Kami.
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Roshi: ...Did that cat just talk?
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Mr. Popo: Alright. Everyone listen up if you want to get those other useless maggots back.
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Krillin: You mean, you can get our friends back--?
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Mr. Popo: Shut up, maggot!
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Krillin: Yes, Sir!
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Mr. Popo: As I was saying, the only hope to get your friends back is to use the Dragon Balls on Kami’s home planet: Namek.
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Bulma: Namek? That’s not a planet I’ve ever heard of.
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Mr. Popo: Oh, look at that. A woman who doesn’t know any better. What are the odds?
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Krillin: To be fair, Mr. Popo, until recently I’ve never heard of that planet either.
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Mr. Popo: Oh, look at that. A woman who doesn’t know any better.
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Krillin: AGA--d'aah! Dammit I walked right into that one.
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Mr. Popo: Anyway, I’m the only one who knows where Kami’s old ship is, and the only one with the transportation to get you there; and this is a carpet made for two.
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Bulma: Well, I think the only way to fairly decide on this is to have a democratic vote.
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Krillin: Bulma!
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Roshi: Bulma!
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Korin: Bulma.
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Gohan: Bulma.
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Yajirobe: Bulma.
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Ox King: Yoooohooo! Bulma.
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Goku: (Gurgle)
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Bulma: Okay, um...uh....oh!
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Bulma: HA! We don’t need your help!
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Bulma: I’ve got right here a remote control to one of the crashed Saiyan ships. All I have to do is put in these coordinates and...
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[SSSSSS]
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TV Reporter: YEEEEEEE--!!
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[BOOM]
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[1000 Hz audio tone]
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Voice: CRITICAL FAILURE!
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[XD]
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Mr. Popo: Well, well, well. Look who just ran out of options...
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Roshi: Dammit, Bulma, stop being such a scaredy-cat and get on the carpet with the scary genie.
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Bulma: Ugh, I swear to God - if anything happens to me while I’m gone, I’m kicking Krillins’ ass.
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Mr. Popo: Oh, you and I are gonna get along just fine.
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Bulma: (Distressed noises)
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[BYEOO]
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Mr. Popo: Alright, here we are - Yunzabit Heights.
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Bulma: Wait a sec... how did we make it here so fast? This is the other side of the planet!
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Mr. Popo: Yep, this carpet gets about ten thousand miles to the soul.
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Bulma: What?
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Mr. Popo: ...The gallon.
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Bulma: But... if you can make it to the other side of the planet so fast, why didn’t you help Goku get to the Saiyans when he arrived on Earth?
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Mr. Popo: I was preoccupied.
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[Flashback]
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Goku: Mr. Popo! I need your carpet to get to my friends as quickly as possible!
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Mr. Popo: Makin' toast!
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Goku: Aww, fiiine...!
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Goku: Nimbus!
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[WHOOSH]
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[DING]
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Mr. Popo: Butterin' toast!
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[Flashback ends]
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Mr. Popo: Here it is - Kami’s ship.
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Bulma: It’s old and covered in moss!
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Mr. Popo: I know. Fits, doesn’t it? Now get in.
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Bulma: But, how do we--
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Mr. Popo: Popo!
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[WHRRRRRRR]
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Bulma: Oh wow! Your name opens the ship?
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Mr. Popo: Popo!
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[WHIRRR]
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Bulma: ...And it closes it too!
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Mr. Popo: POPO!!
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[Ship whooshes]
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[Bulma screaming]
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[Tire skid noise]
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Mr. Popo: No. It just knows better. Welcome to Jupiter.
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Bulma: My God! We’re so far into space! In such a short amount of time!
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Bulma: This is wonderful, Mr. Popo! We can finally save our friends! This is terrific! This is--
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Mr. Popo: POOOOOOPOOOOOOOOO!!
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[Bulma screaming]
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Bulma: And we went to Jupiter in just a couple of seconds! We’ll be at Namek in no time! And even better, Popo could be our pilot!
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Krillin: OH DEAR GOD!
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Mr. Popo: No.
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Krillin: OH THANK GOD!
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Bulma: But, why aren’t you--
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Mr. Popo: If I was going to do it myself, why would I need you?
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Mr. Popo: See you when you get back! Except... this season... you.
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Krillin: Heh... whaddya think he means by that? Heh.
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Chi-Chi: Well, all I know is that my little boy isn’t going anywhere.
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Gohan: Actually, Mom... I’m going to Namek.
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Chi-Chi: As. I. Said. My little boy... isn't... going... *anywhere*!
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Gohan: But Mom! Piccolo died for me! It’s my responsibility!
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Chi-Chi: Gohan, I am your mother! And as your mother, you will listen to me, and you will do as I say!
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Gohan: But that's not--
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Chi-Chi: Did you carry around a baby in you for nine months, with a man who literally thought you had Cinna-Buns hidden in your shirt?!
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Gohan: But I--
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Chi-Chi: Now you’re going to lay in this hospital bed, recover like a normal boy, and then you’re going right back to your Advanced Trig classes, AND THAT IS THE LAST WE WILL--!!
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Gohan: SHUT YOUR F**KING FACE!!!!!
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[Ambient noise]
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Gohan: ...I’ll be going to Namek now.
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Chi-Chi: You best.
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[SLAM]
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Bulma: Uh well, uh... better get started on that ship!
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Gohan: Please hurry...
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Narrator: With that, Bulma got to work on the ship to prepare it for their travel.
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Bulma: Hey Dad, how are things coming along?
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Dr. Briefs: Well, I’m working on your translator, but all I can get it to do is translate the Namekian into another language I don’t understand.
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Toilet: Toire de arimasu! (Japanese for “I am a toilet”)
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Dr. Briefs: Damn moon-speak!
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Narrator: And in ten days, the remaining warriors were recovered and ready to set out to Namek.
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Krillin: So, you sure this thing’s ready to fly?
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Bulma: Yep! I’ve gotten everything worked out. Well, except for one thing: We couldn’t fix the translator for the toilet...
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Toilet: ICH BIN GEFÜLLT MIT PISSWASSER! (German for “I am filled with pee”)
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Roshi: Hey, I think I see their car.
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Krillin: Hey Gohan, how are yo--ooOOOH MY GOD!
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Krillin: What happened to your head? You look like a young Moe Howard!
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Gohan: Well look who’s talking, Curly!
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Krillin: Why, I oughta--!
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Bulma: Clam it, chowderheads, we gotta get going!
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Gohan: Bye everybody!
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Chi-Chi: Now Gohan, don’t make any friends with any questionable strangers!
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Chi-Chi: That includes you, Krillin!
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Krillin: So Bulma, where do I put my stuff?
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Bulma: Sit down, strap in, and shut up!
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Krillin: Uh, alright...
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Krillin: So Gohan, how much stuff did you bring?
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Gohan: Well, Mom packed my bags, so there’s a lot in there.
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Krillin: Well, you know what they say: “Always be prepared”.
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Bulma: Popo.
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Krillin: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
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Gohan: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
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[TCHING]
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[♫ Closing theme (DBZ intermission) ♫]
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[Captions by PyroAvok]
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Goku: Gggrarrrggagrggagrag...bacon....hcrrrg...