Episode 8
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0:07 Mr. Kent: [TV] And there you have it, folks.
0:09 Mr. Kent: That man is dead. Very, very dead.
0:13 Jimmy: [TV] Mr. Kent, if you had to come up with a word for how dead he is, what would it be?
0:17 Mr. Kent: [TV] "Cadaverific!"
0:19 Bulma: (Crying)
0:22 Bulma: Yamcha! No! I was saving myself for him!
0:27 Bulma: (Crying)
0:30 Roshi: ...Bulls**t!
0:52 Krillin: Yamcha...
0:53 Krillin: Yamcha!
0:55 Krillin: Yamcha was our friend... and you bastards killed him!
1:00 Krillin: Don’t worry, Yamcha... I’ll avenge you!
1:03 Piccolo: Oh, right. *You're* going to avenge him.
1:06 Piccolo: The FIVE-YEAR-OLD over here is stronger than you are.
1:09 Krillin: But I--
1:09 Piccolo: Face it, you’re pretty much here as a meat shield.
1:12 Nappa: Ha! Look at him, Vegeta. He’s like the *Raditz* of their group.
1:16 Krillin: That's it!
1:17 Krillin: I can’t take it anymore!
1:19 Krillin: I can only be pushed so far!
1:22 Krillin: KRILLIN LIMIT BREEEEEAK!!
1:28 [Saibamen shriek]
1:32 [♫ Final Fantasy 7 victory fanfare ♫]
1:36 Krillin: (Panting)
1:38 Krillin: That was... for Yamcha.
1:41 Vegeta: Congratulations, you've just destroyed the equivalent of three Raditz.
1:45 Krillin: That’s right! What now, you son of a bi--?!
1:46 Vegeta: Nappa here is worth FIVE Raditz...
1:48 Krillin: I, uh...
1:50 Krillin: what?
1:51 Vegeta: ...and I am worth *fifteen* Raditz.
1:53 Krillin: I...
1:55 Krillin: Awww...
1:56 Nappa: Aw, come on, don’t get so down on yourself.
1:59 Nappa: At least you’ve proven that YOUR Raditz is *still* stronger than our Raditz.
2:04 Raditz: I... hate... *all* of you!
2:08 Vegeta: So in short - good for you. Oh, by the way, you missed one.
2:12 Gohan: Aaah!
2:12 [Shriek]
2:14 [Whimper]
2:15 Piccolo: Yeah, no.
2:16 Piccolo: Hargh!
2:17 Piccolo: Argh!
2:18 Piccolo: HARGH!
2:19 [Terrified shriek]
2:22 Gohan: That was incredible, Mr. Piccolo!
2:24 Tien: Yeah! Way to go!
2:26 Krillin: But, what about--?
2:27 Piccolo: Well, we can all learn a thing or two.
2:29 Krillin: But I just killed three of them--!
2:30 Chiaotzu: Nobody cares, Krillin!
2:32 Krillin: Aww...
2:33 Vegeta: Well, Nappa - looks like it’s your turn to teach them a lesson.
2:37 Nappa: Yeah, right outta Saiyan University!
2:39 Vegeta: Hold on, you went to college?
2:41 Nappa: Yup.
2:42 Vegeta: *What the hell* could someone like you possibly major in?
2:45 Nappa: Child Psychology...
2:47 Gohan: Wow! That sounds really interest--!
2:49 Nappa: ...*with a minor in Pain*!
2:51 Tien: Uhuh...?!
2:51 Nappa: Hurrrr...
2:52 Tien: GAUGH!
2:52 Nappa: RAAGH!
2:53 Tien: *YAAAAAAAUGHAAAAAAAH*!!
2:56 Tien: Haaaagh...!
2:56 Vegeta: Looks like he’s been... *disarmed*!
2:57 Tien: HURAAARGH!!
3:00 [Wind blows]
3:02 Nappa: I get it!
3:03 Vegeta: Shut it, Nappa.
3:04 Tien: Guh!
3:05 Nappa: Oh, I LOVE this game!
3:07 Nappa: Tag!
3:07 Tien: Guahg!
3:09 Tien: Huagh!
3:11 Nappa: No tagbacks.
3:13 Tien: 'Agh, damn. This guy’s strong.'
3:16 Tien: 'Maybe it would be best if I just took Chiaotzu and...'
3:18 Tien: 'Wait, where is he??'
3:20 Nappa: Vegeta! The Pokémon’s on my back.
3:24 Tien: Chiaotzu! No!!
3:25 Nappa: I can’t get it off, Vegeta!
3:27 Nappa: Here! I’ll use Rock Smash.
3:30 [Booming crunch]
3:30 Chiaotzu: UU-HU!
3:31 Tien: Chiaotzu! You get down from there this instant!
3:34 Chiaotzu: [telepathically] No! I have to do this, Tenshinhan!
3:37 Chiaotzu: For all the people of Earth! Our friends! And especially you!
3:41 Tien: But Chiaotzu...!
3:42 Chiaotzu: [t] Don’t worry! You can just wish me back with the Dragon Balls!
3:46 Chiaotzu: Now goodbye, my friend!
3:48 Tien: That won’t work, Chiaotzu!!
3:50 Tien: We already wished you back once with the Dragon Balls! We can’t do it twice!
3:55 Chiaotzu: [t] ...Wait, wha--?
3:59 Tien: (Gasping)
4:01 Tien: No! NO! Chiaotzu!
4:04 Tien: CHIAOTZUUUU!!
4:08 Krillin: Oh, my God...
4:10 Krillin: He blew into more pieces than Yamcha!
4:12 Tien: Krillin!
4:13 Krillin: What?
4:14 Tien: He was my closest friend!
4:16 Tien: I...
4:18 Tien: I loved him.
4:19 Krillin: As a memorial to Yamcha... ”gay”.
4:22 Tien: 'At least your sacrifice wasn’t in vain, my friend.'
4:26 Nappa: Aww, dang it, Vegeta. He used Self Destruct.
4:29 Nappa: I hate it when they do that.
4:30 Tien: DAMMIT!
4:32 Nappa: Awwww, I think I made him mad, Vegeta. Should I talk to him about it?
4:35 Nappa: The first step to working out your problems is healthy communication.
4:39 Tien: FFRAAAAAAAGH!!
4:41 Nappa: Hey, that was very rude! I was talking to VEGETA!!
4:45 Tien: GAAGH!!
4:47 Tien: Uagh!
4:48 Tien: Ugh!
4:49 Gohan: Should... Shouldn’t we help him?
4:51 Piccolo: Can’t you see - he has to fight this battle on his own.
4:54 Piccolo: He’s fighting for the honor of his fallen comrade.
4:57 Tien: HELP ME! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP MEEEE!
5:01 Piccolo: Like a hero.
5:02 Gohan: Mr. Piccolo, help him!
5:05 Piccolo: Oh, fine!
5:06 Piccolo: Krillin! Go!
5:07 Nappa: FOR PONYYYY--!
5:09 Nappa: Uagh! He hit me!
5:10 Nappa: Gaha! He hit me too!
5:13 Piccolo: Gohan! Hurry up and blast him with all your strength... before he has time to DOOOOOODGE!
5:19 Piccolo: [Piccolo's echo (in Gohan's head)] 'DOOOOOODGE!'
5:19 Gohan: (Whimpering)
5:23 Gohan: (Shrieks)
5:25 Piccolo: Damn you, PAVLOV!!
5:27 [Static]
5:29 News Reporter: [TV] For those of you who don’t know who Pavlov is, allow us to take a brief moment to explain.
5:32 News Reporter: Back in 1904--
5:33 Oolong: Get back to the fight!
5:35 News Reporter: [TV] Aaand back to the fight.
5:37 [Static]
5:38 Nappa: Hey, not gonna lie.
5:39 Nappa: Dick move, guys. Dick move.
5:42 Krillin: Piccolo... do you have a plan?
5:44 Piccolo: That depends; can you get him in a Full Nelson?
5:47 Krillin: Any plans that don’t involve killing me?
5:50 Piccolo: Well, there is the Multi-Form technique.
5:52 Krillin: But doesn’t that cut our power levels by--?
5:54 Piccolo: Plan A or Plan B, Krillin?!
5:55 Krillin: Plan B! Plan B!
5:58 Piccolo: KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!
5:58 Krillin: KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!
6:03 Nappa: Vegeta! I can’t... ”Believe it”.
6:08 Vegeta: (Groaning)
6:10 [Yelling, shouting, and grunting]
6:19 Piccolo: 'He’s dodging every hit! We can’t lay a FINGER on him!'
6:22 Piccolo: 'What kind of incredible mental discipline has this guy gone through?'
6:26 Nappa: Patty cake, patty cake, baker’s MAN!
6:29 Nappa: Bake me a cake as fast as you CAN!
6:32 [DING]
6:32 Krillin: D'UGH!
6:33 [DING DING]
6:33 Krillin: D'UH-HOUH!
6:34 Krillin: Ahuh-houww...
6:35 Piccolo: UGH-HOUGH!
6:37 Nappa: Good effort, but I’m the Patty Cake champion.
6:42 Piccolo: ...What?
6:42 Nappa: BUT, at least you didn’t uselessly self-destruct like that Pokémon.
6:47 Tien: You stupid... ugly... son of a bitch.
6:53 Tien: His *name*... was CHIAOTZU!
6:57 Tien: KIKOHO!!★
6:59 Nappa: Yeah, that Chiaotzu--
7:00 Nappa: OHHH, MY GOOOD!
7:02 [BOOM]
7:08 Tien: 'Right... right behind you, Chiaotzu.'
7:12 Tien: Guah!
7:13 [Thud]
7:20 Nappa: Ahaaaa... pointless.
7:23 Krillin: ...We’re gonna die, aren’t we?
7:24 Nappa: Yep!
7:25 Nappa: RAAAAAAAAAAAAGH--!
7:28 Nappa: Ah!
7:29 Nappa: Vegeta!
7:30 Vegeta: What?
7:32 Nappa: ...I can flyyyy...!
7:34 Vegeta: Are... are... ugh.
7:38 Vegeta: Yes, Nappa; yes you can.
7:40 Krillin: You know, you’re going to be in a lot of trouble once Goku gets here!
7:44 Vegeta: Who?
7:45 Krillin: Goku. He’s stronger than all of us combined!
7:48 Vegeta: Well then, I guess we’d better kill you before he gets here.
7:51 Krillin: W-Wait, I mean...
7:52 Nappa: But Vegeta, I wanna meet the strong guy!
7:56 Vegeta: Nappa, just kill them first and--
7:57 Nappa: But I want him to SEE us kill them!
8:00 Vegeta: Oh God, there’s no arguing with you!
8:02 Vegeta: Fine! We’ll give you three hours tops.
8:05 Vegeta: After that, I’m killing all of you.
8:06 Nappa: Yaayyyyyyy!
8:08 Nappa: And now we wait...
8:11 Nappa: Is he here yet?
8:13 Piccolo: No.
8:13 Krillin: No.
8:13 Gohan: No.
8:14 Nappa: Is he here yet?
8:15 Piccolo: *No*.
8:15 Krillin: *No*.
8:15 Gohan: *No*.
8:16 Nappa: Is he here yet?
8:17 Piccolo: NO!
8:17 Krillin: NO!
8:17 Gohan: NO!
8:18 Nappa: Is he here yet?
8:19 Piccolo: NOO!!
8:19 Krillin: NOO!!
8:19 Gohan: NOO!!
8:23 Nappa: ...Is he here ye--?
8:24 Vegeta: *NOO*!!!
8:24 Piccolo: *NOO*!!!
8:24 Krillin: *NOO*!!!
8:24 Gohan: *NOO*!!!
8:25 Vegeta: Goddammit, Nappa! Just go do something!★
8:28 Vegeta: Go have fun; I don’t care how.
8:31 Nappa: Oh, boy! This is gonna be my best... day... ever.
8:36 Nappa: ♪♪ Wheeeeee!
8:47 Nappa: ♪♪ Yay!
8:48 Nappa: ♪♪ Whoo! Hahaha!
8:49 Nappa: ♪♪ Wheee!
8:54 Nappa: ♪♪ Yayyy!
8:57 Nappa: ♪♪ Muhahahahaha!
9:01 [Wind blows]
9:03 [Scouter beeps]
9:05 Vegeta: Well, time’s up; time to die.
9:08 Piccolo: So, where’s your friend--?
9:09 Nappa: I’M-BACK!
9:10 Piccolo: GURHG!
9:18 Vegeta: Nappa, where did your armor go?
9:20 Nappa: I had a hell of a day, Vegeta.
9:22 Nappa: I sank their *battleship*... and their *whales*.
9:29 Aquaman: Nooooooooooooo...!