Episode 7
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0:07 Nappa: [radio] Are we there yet?
0:08 Vegeta: [radio] No.
0:09 Nappa: [radio] Are we there yet?
0:09 Vegeta: [radio] No. No.
0:10 Nappa: [radio] Are we there yet?
0:11 Vegeta: [radio] No. No. No!
0:12 Nappa: [radio] Are we there yet?
0:13 Vegeta: [radio] No. No. No! No!
0:14 Nappa: [radio] Are we there yet?
0:14 Vegeta: [radio] No. No. No! No! Yes...
0:42 Nappa: Hey look, Vegeta!
0:44 Nappa: More locals!
0:44 [Sounds of puzzlement]
0:54 Bystander: So, are you guys alie--?
1:01 Nappa: Ahhh, I hate awkward silences...
1:04 Vegeta: Damn it, Nappa! Think before you act!
1:06 Vegeta: What if you had blown up one of the Dragon Balls?
1:09 Nappa: The what now, Vegeta?
1:10 Vegeta: The Dragon Balls, Nappa. Don't you remember our wish?
1:13 [Flashback]
1:13 Goku: The Dragon Balls, you know...
1:15 Goku: There are seven of them, they grant you any wish you want... like immortality?
1:19 Oolong: Or Bulma's panties.
1:21 [Flashback ends]
1:22 Nappa: Yeah...
1:23 Nappa: Pandas...
1:25 Vegeta: You know what, Nappa?
1:26 Vegeta: One of these days you're going to die... and then you'll be out of my hair forever.
1:32 Vegeta: Now let's just go...
1:36 Piccolo: Gohan! On your guard!
1:38 Piccolo: They're coming right towards us!
1:40 Gohan: But, why would they be headed our way?
1:42 Piccolo: They're probably seeking to eliminate the strongest power level.
1:45 Gohan: But... my Dad's dead...
1:48 Piccolo: I was referring to *me*!
1:50 Gohan: Oh, well, by that logic I suppose you *would* have the strongest power level on Earth.
1:55 Mr. Popo: [distant] Hah!
1:57 Krillin: Hey guys! Krillin's here!
1:59 Piccolo: Oh, I thought I sensed someone else coming.
2:02 Piccolo: Good. It seems you've increased your power since we last met.
2:06 Krillin: I know! Isn't it great? I--
2:07 Piccolo: You're almost as strong as Gohan now.
2:09 Krillin: I... wait...
2:11 Krillin: B-but he's only five!
2:13 Gohan: It's because I'm a Saiyan!
2:15 Krillin: Well... at least there's only two of you.
2:18 Krillin: So, uh... how bad was the training with Piccolo?
2:21 Gohan: The training wasn't that bad.
2:23 Gohan: Mr. Piccolo’s actually really nice after you get to know him.
2:26 [Flashback]
2:27 Piccolo: Gohan! I’ve brought you a sparring partner for today.
2:30 Gohan: Really? Who?
2:32 [Dinosaur roaring and Gohan screaming]
2:36 [Flashback ends]
2:36 Gohan: So how was your training, Krillin?
2:38 Krillin: (Whimpering)
2:38 Mr. Popo: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa...
2:45 Krillin: [sobbing] First rule of Popo’s training: Do not talk about Popo’s training!
2:50 Gohan: Krillin? Why are you crying?
2:52 Krillin: [so] SECOND rule of Popo’s training…!
2:54 Piccolo: Aw man, he’s already crying and the Saiyans aren’t even here ye—!
2:58 Nappa: Yeah, we are!
2:59 [Dramatic sting]
3:04 Nappa: Hi!
3:08 Piccolo: So... you guys are the Saiyans?
3:10 Nappa: No.
3:11 Vegeta: Don’t be rude, Nappa.
3:13 Krillin: And you’re here for the Dragon Balls?
3:15 Nappa: No.
3:17 Vegeta: ...We are.
3:18 Vegeta: And I, am the Prince of all Saiyans!
3:22 Piccolo: [incredulous] You’re a prince?
3:23 Nappa: No.
3:25 Vegeta: ...F*** you, Nappa.
3:27 Piccolo: So what do we call you?
3:28 Nappa: I am Nappa.
3:30 Nappa: And this is Vegeta.
3:32 Nappa: He was a prison--
3:33 Vegeta: Shut up, Nappa!
3:36 Nappa: [quietly] ...bitch!
3:37 Vegeta: [clenched teeth] Damn it, Nappa...!
3:38 Nappa: Oh look, Vegeta! It’s a Namekian.
3:41 Krillin: HEY! I take offense to that!
3:43 Piccolo: He’s referring to me, you idiot. And it’s not an insult!
3:47 Piccolo: The Namekians are a fine, proud race of--
3:49 Nappa: That means he doesn’t have a penis. Right, Vegeta?
3:52 Krillin: (Snickering)
3:55 Vegeta: Eunuchs.
3:57 Gohan: So what exactly does that make you, Mr. Piccolo?
3:58 Piccolo: (Growling)
4:00 Gohan: You survive mostly on water.
4:03 Gohan: Does that make you a slug or a plant?
4:05 Piccolo: Gohan, not now!
4:07 Gohan: And do you also conduct photosynthesis, or do you–?
4:08 Piccolo: Rrrrrgh!
4:09 Piccolo: NERRRRRD!
4:09 Nappa: NERRRRRD!
4:11 Gohan: Wait, what?
4:14 Mr. Kent: [speakers] These are them, folks. The terrible monsters who destroyed West City!
4:17 Mr. Kent: Jimmy, hurry up and get a shot of the bald one.
4:20 Jimmy: [sp] Um... which one, Mr. Kent?
4:23 Nappa: Look, Vegeta! The paparazzi.
4:27 Nappa: I have to protect my image!
4:31 Jimmy: [sp] Oh my God, he blew up the cargo robot!
4:35 Jimmy: ...And the cargo was PEOPLE!
4:38 Nappa: Good! Now I’m gunna read their power levels, Vegeta.
4:41 [Beeping]
4:50 Vegeta: Nappa, don’t you understand?
4:51 Vegeta: They can hide their power levels; those readings are useless.
4:55 Nappa: You mean like YouTube friends?
4:57 Vegeta: Yes. And I have a better way of testing their power levels.
5:00 Vegeta: Plant the Saibamen.
5:02 Nappa: Yayyyyyyy!
5:05 [Screeching]
5:11 Nappa: Ta-daaah!
5:13 Piccolo: Wha... What are those?
5:15 Vegeta: They’re cultivated life forms... all with the same power level as Raditz.
5:20 Vegeta: That’s right; he was so weak, we could actually GROW Raditzes!
5:25 Nappa: But, Vegeta, then you have to worry about the Fraggles.
5:28 Vegeta: Oh God damn it, Nappa, nobody’s going to get that.
5:31 Tien: As a matter of fact... I did.
5:36 Vegeta: Oh goody, more of them.
5:37 Vegeta: Who the hell are you?
5:39 Nappa: Vegeta, look! More bald people.
5:42 Nappa: The small one; the two tall ones; and--
5:45 Nappa: Uh...!
5:47 Nappa: Vegeta! Look!
5:49 Nappa: A Pokémon!
5:51 Chiaotzu: I’m not a Pokémon! I’m Chiaotzu. Chiaotzu!
5:54 Nappa: You hear that, Vegeta? It’s a Chiaotzu.
5:57 Nappa: I’m gunna catch it!
5:59 Chiaotzu: I told you, I’m not a Poké--
6:00 Chiaotzu: OW!
6:01 Nappa: Awww, it didn’t work, Vegeta.
6:03 Vegeta: That’s because you have to damage it first.
6:05 Nappa: Alright!
6:07 Nappa: Let’s see if I can get a critical!
6:09 [Audible flinch]
6:12 Nappa: AUGH!
6:15 [Debris falling]
6:20 Krillin: Yeah!
6:23 Krillin: Woo...
6:32 Nappa: And that one’s Snuggles.
6:32 [Saibamen shriek in acknowledgement]
6:33 Nappa: And that one’s Foofoo.
6:34 Nappa: And that one’s Cabbagehead.
6:36 Nappa: And that one’s Other-Cabbagehead.
6:38 Nappa: And that one’s Vegeta Junior.
6:40 [Shrieks]
6:42 Nappa: Vegeta Junior! Noooooo!