Cell Vs Saitama & Genos
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0:00 Cell: 'I cannot believe we're making more of these instead of episodes...'
0:02 Cell: (Gasp) 'A theme song, that's what I need!'
0:04 Cell: 'A BADASS theme song for MY Cell Games:'
0:08 Cell: 'Presented by HETAP!'
0:09 Cell: 'I wonder, could they get me JAM Project?'
0:12 Cell: 'Well, on this short of time frame...'
0:14 Cell: 'What day is it anyway?'
0:21 Genos: Master, I believe we have arrived.
0:23 Cell: Oh my G-- I'm a sun dial for pests!
0:25 Saitama: I'm surprised you even found this place, Genos.
0:28 Saitama: The heck does 28KS.5 mean?
0:30 Cell: I needed to be specific.
0:32 Cell: I needed to be WAY more specific with my message.
0:34 Saitama: Hi, I'm Saitama, Hero for fun, or... well...
0:38 Saitama: I mean I'm technically employed by the Hero Association, but, uhh--
0:42 Genos: He's here to end your miserable life, *monster*!
0:45 Saitama: Yeah. What the cyborg said.
0:46 Cell: Ah, good. And *how* are you going to do that?
0:49 Cell: * Stop one of my hearts?
0:51 Cell: * Stop one of my hearts? * Blow my torso up?
0:52 Cell: * Stop one of my hearts? * Blow my torso up? * Or play me in a children's card game?
0:54 Cell: Which, admittedly, was actually kinda fun.
0:56 Saitama: I was thinking about punching you, actually.
0:59 Cell: Oh.
1:00 Cell: Well, as long as it's not keeping you from your chemotherapy.
1:03 Genos: Master! Allow *me* to take point.
1:06 Saitama: You sure about that, Geny?
1:08 Saitama: You kinda know how this goes, right?
1:10 Genos: I recently received several performance upgrades from the genius, Dr. Kuseno.
1:14 Genos: I assure you, this first attack...
1:17 Genos: will be the finishing blow!
1:20 Genos: Huaaagh!!!
1:21 [Shock horror! ;)]
1:22 Both Sarcastic Xd: CELL: Oh wow, who saw that one coming? SAITAMA: Oh wow, who saw that one coming?
1:24 Cell: Ha! You owe me HETAP. SAITAMA: Ha! You owe me HETAP.
1:26 Cell: Ha!! You owe me *two* HETAPS! SAITAMA: Ha!! You owe me *two* HETAPS!
1:28 Cell: (Sigh) SAITAMA: (Sigh)
1:29 [Seriously, Genos, why did you even show up?]
1:30 Cell: How about you, Caillou?
1:32 Cell: You wanna throw that *punch* now?
1:34 Saitama: Oh, I just tag along with him.
1:35 Saitama: I'm actually gonna wait for the tournament.
1:37 Saitama: If there's a bunch of strong guys showing up, I don't want to miss it.
1:40 Cell: Well, then, *Caped Baldy*, if you want to be, literally,
1:43 [the first person to follow the rules I set]
1:46 Cell: ...then the tournament it is.
1:47 Saitama: You bet, cockroach king.
1:49 Saitama: But don't be surprised if I hit a little harder than Genos.
1:52 Cell: Oh, I'm looking forward to it.
1:54 Saitama: You and me both.
1:55 Cell: I'll see you, *tomorrow*.
1:57 Saitama: Dang right, you--
1:59 Saitama: Waaaiiittt, tomorrow?
2:00 Cell: Yes.
2:01 Saitama: As in, *tomorrow* tomorrow?
2:04 Cell: The F***ing Sabbath, yes!
2:06 Saitama: Oh jeez. No can do, then.
2:08 Saitama: There's a sale going on at the grocery tomorrow, and our pantry is lookin' *pretty* barren.
2:13 Saitama: If I don't hit it up, we're just leaving money on the table.
2:16 Saitama: Let's just do it Monday.
2:17 Cell: You're joking.
2:18 Cell: If I win the tournament... (Scoffs) *when* I win the tournament,
2:21 Cell: there won't *be* a Monday.
2:23 Saitama: Nah, It'll be fine.
2:25 Saitama: Now, uhh, don't mind me, I'm gonna go grab Genos.
2:28 Cell: ...That's it?
2:29 Cell: Seriously!?
2:31 Cell: I feel like I'm not the only one being blue-balled right now.
2:35 [DBZ intermission]