Cell Vs Kenshiro
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0:04 Cell: Oh goody! It's... this guy!
0:10 Cell: So then, Road Warrior, how can Mr. Perfect Cell help you?
0:16 Cell: So, a man of few words. I can respect tha--
0:19 Kenshiro: Hey!
0:19 Cell: Okay, just cut me off.
0:20 Kenshiro: Bugman.
0:22 Cell: Homeless Man.
0:23 Kenshiro: The meat part of you, your muscles...
0:26 Kenshiro: Is that bug meat? Or man meat?
0:29 Cell: Are we talking percentage? Because at LEAST thirty percent if we include--
0:33 Kenshiro: I don't care for man meat.
0:35 Cell: Look, you clearly got off at the wrong bus stop, so why don't you--
0:39 Kenshiro: HurrrrRAGH!
0:40 Cell: Okay, but WHY, though?
0:42 Kenshiro: Sho!
0:43 Kenshiro: Rrata-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
0:45 Kenshiro: -ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-TAA!!
0:45 Kenshiro: Atoh! Atoh! Awa-wa-wa-wa-wa.
0:49 Cell: My God, how did you know I was deathly allergic to TICKLING?
0:54 [Laughing]
0:55 Kenshiro: You're already *dead*.
0:56 Cell: [Still laughing]
0:57 [Screaming]
1:06 Cell: *AUGH*!
1:07 Cell: *CHRIST*!
1:08 Cell: DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU YOU'RE ALREADY AN ASSHOLE!?
1:11 Kenshiro: Are you going to... eat that?
1:15 Cell: No. No, I am not.
1:18 Kenshiro: Well... may I?
1:21 Cell: Sure... make it your last meal.
1:24 Cell: Because after that, you're *dead*!
1:27 Kenshiro: No, you are, already.
1:29 Kenshiro: Again.
1:30 Cell: [Screams]