Cell Vs Ryu & Ken
2:15 · 37 lines · YouTube
0:06 Cell: Hm.
0:06 Cell: I feel different.
0:08 Ken: Hey, ugly!
0:11 Ken: Hey!
0:12 Ken: I'm talkin' to you!
0:14 Cell: Me? I'm sorry, I heard "ugly" and assumed you MUST be talking to someone else.
0:20 Ryu: Beauty, is in the fight of the beholder.
0:22 Ken: Name's Ken Masters, and this is Ryu.
0:25 Ken: You're the six and a half-foot tall pain in our butts who's threatening to destroy the world, aren't you?
0:30 Cell: 6' 8'', actually.
0:32 Cell: By your get-ups, I'm assuming you're here to challenge me.
0:36 Ryu: The truth lies in the heart of battle.
0:39 Ken: Eh, d-don't pay attention to that; it's just how he communicates.
0:42 Ryu: The only way warriors can TRULY communicate is with our fists!
0:47 Cell: What about our...
0:48 Cell: MOUTHS? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
0:50 Ken: Stand back, Ryu... I'm gonna take the first and ONLY round.
0:55 Cell: Ho-oh boy, excellent! Then let us begin!
1:01 Ken: Shippu Jinraikyaku!
1:07 Ken: ...uh, hey Ryu? Uh, you wanna--
1:09 Cell: Shoryuken!
1:09 Ken: AAAAGH--!! [LOL]
1:10 Ken: {TING}
1:11 Ryu: Ken, no!
1:13 [LOLWUT?]
1:14 Ryu: The... the Dark Hado! It's coming out!
1:18 Ryu: I... can't... control it!
1:20 Ryu: It's going to... overtake me!
1:24 Cell: ...Have you tried praying it away?
1:26 Ryu: Consciousness... losing... consciousness...
1:30 Ryu: Fading into...
1:32 Ryu: darkness...
1:34 Cell: Well, at least someone finally threw a punch...
1:38 Cell: ...!
1:39 Ryu: EEEEEEGH!
1:40 Ryu: EEEEEEGH! CELL: AAAAAAGH!
1:47 Cell: ...WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
1:50 Ken: AAAAAH-HOO-HOO-HOO--!