Cell Vs Yami Yugi
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0:02 Yami: Perfect Cell!
0:03 Cell: Zzzzz--
0:03 Cell: Oh, wha-mm-wha-who, what?
0:05 Yami: I've come to duel you!
0:07 Yami: And end this madness!
0:08 Cell: Good Lord, with hair like that, I bet you've never lost a game of "Who's the Protag?".
0:14 Yami: I hail from ancient Egypt.
0:16 Yami: A long since buried Pharaoh, I once ruled over the land...
0:20 Yami: Commanding magicians; dragons; the very ground beneath your feet!
0:24 Cell: Alright! I'm actually getting a little excited now!
0:28 Yami: I was unrivaled in my time.
0:30 Yami: And now I stand here in modern day as King!
0:34 Yami: So, Perfect Cell...
0:36 Yami: Do you accept my challenge?
0:38 Yami: Or do you bow to the whims of my majesty?
0:42 Cell: Finally; someone who *gets it*!
0:45 Cell: Ebb forth your divine Providence, mighty Pharaoh!
0:48 Cell: And let us upheave the land with our *battle*!
0:51 Yami: Then it's time...
0:53 Yami: ...to d-d-d-d- d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!
0:57 Yami: Wh-- ...Where's your deck?
0:59 Cell: My d-d-d-d- d-d-d-d-deck?
1:02 Yami: Yes; your deck!
1:03 Yami: Also, the hologram projectors!
1:05 Yami: What, are we gonna do this analog?
1:07 Yami: Because I mean I can, but we're gonna have to get a little closer.
1:10 Cell: Is this a prank?
1:12 Cell: Which one is it? Ashton or Jamie?
1:14 Cell: Oh, please, don't tell me it's Bam Margera...
1:17 Yami: I'm trying to duel you!
1:19 Yami: In Duel Monsters...
1:21 Cell: "Duel... Monsters"?
1:23 Yami: It's a children's card game!
1:25 Yami: Ancient Egyptians loved it!
1:27 Cell: F***, I'm down! How do we play?
1:30 Yami: What do you mean, I can't use Monster Reborn!?
1:33 Cell: Yup, right here, the rulebook you gave me:
1:35 Cell: "Monster Reborn has been tournament illegal since 2004."
1:38 Cell: I mean, it's been off and on since then, but it's... it's currently forbidden, so...
1:42 Yami: But this isn't a tournament...!
1:44 Cell: Isn't it?
1:45 Cell: Is it not?
1:47 Yami: Fine.
1:48 Yami: Then I play Pot of Greed!
1:50 Cell: Also banned!
1:51 Yami: What?!
1:51 Cell: 2005.
1:52 Yami: Then Brain Control!
1:54 Cell: 2010~!
1:55 Yami: Slifer the Sky--!
1:56 Cell: Oh, come on! All God cards are banned.
1:58 Yami: F*** you!
1:59 Cell: Also it's *eight* thousand life points, not four.
2:02 Cell: No idea where you got that from.
2:03 Yami: You're full of shit!
2:05 Yami: I'm taking my Millennium Puzzle and teenage boy's body and going home!
2:09 Cell: Also, it's cheating to have someone else help you during a game. Byeee~!
2:13 Cell: That's a deep voice for a 14-year-old, my God (!)