Cell Vs Yusuke
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0:00 Cell: Here it is!
0:01 Cell: The final days before the end of the world.
0:05 Cell: I should probably take in the calm before...
0:07 Kuwabara: Ho-holy crap!
0:08 Kuwabara: Urameshi, look at this guy's head!
0:10 Cell: Oh thank god, I was getting bored.
0:13 Yusuke: Hey bug man!
0:14 Yusuke: What's your deal? Are you a demon, a monster or just some dickhead in a costume?
0:19 Cell: Technically all of the above.
0:21 Cell: But more importantly I'm the dickhead who's going to murder a couple of street toughs
0:26 Cell: for daring to approach my arena for the cell games!...
0:29 Cell: ... presented by Hetap.
0:31 Yusuke: Well excuse us, chin strap, we were under the impression that your little tournament was an open invite.
0:36 Yusuke: And between you and me...
0:38 Yusuke: ... I don't like to pass up invitations on tournaments.
0:40 Yusuke: Or to kick evil guys' asses.
0:42 Kuwabara: Yeah! Even when they're threatenin' to destroy the world!
0:45 Kuwabara: Wait, I mea- I mean *especially*!
0:46 Kuwabara: *Especially when*!
0:48 Kuwabara: You know, I think Hiei might have saved the other one.
0:50 Yusuke: Don't hurt yourself man.
0:51 Cell: I see.
0:52 Cell: It seems my tournament has attracted some unintended participants!
0:56 Cell: Then tell me, my ferocious teenage combatants:
0:59 Cell: What do you bring to the table?
1:02 Yusuke: With a single blast from my finger I can turn an S-rank demon into a pile of ash!
1:06 Yusuke: Or shoot little potshots between the goalposts on your head.
1:10 Kuwabara: And I have a sword!
1:12 Kuwabara: It...
1:13 Kuwabara: It cuts through...
1:14 Kuwabara: It cuts through dimensions and...
1:15 Kuwabara: It cuts through dimensions and stuff.
1:17 Cell: Very impressive, kids.
1:19 Cell: Now. Which one can blow up the planet?
1:21 Yusuke: I, uhh... What?
1:23 Cell: The gun or the sword!
1:25 Cell: Which one could literally erase the planet from existence?
1:29 Cell: Because I can do *that* with a finger.
1:32 Yusuke: Kuwabara, grap your crap.
1:34 Yusuke: We're going back to Genkai's.
1:35 Kuwabara: Yeah! Whatever! You're not even worth it, bug man! Heh!
1:39 Yusuke: Pompous green asshole, I'll show you what my middle finger can do...
1:42 Cell: They're going to have to take the bus home.
1:44 Cell: 'cause they're kids.