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1:05 [The following is a fan-based parody.]
1:08 [Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, and Dragon Ball Super are all owned by Funimation, Toei Animation, Shueisha, and Akira Toriyama.]
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1:31 Chi-Chi: Wait, Gohan, your lunch!
1:32 Gohan: Huh?
1:37 Chi-Chi: Sorry, it's just that the Venn diagram of supply chains for prison and school cafeterias is basically a circle.
1:43 Gohan: Thanks, Mom. You're the best.
1:45 Chi-Chi: And sorry you have to travel 600 miles to school.
1:48 Gohan: It's alright. I've got the coolest ride in my grade.
1:52 Gohan: Nimbus!
1:55 Gohan: Later, Mom.
1:57 Chi-Chi: Always listen to your teachers.
1:58 Chi-Chi: And remember, all women are liars, and you'll always be my baby, and you'll never grow up.
2:03 Goten: When can I go to school?
2:05 Chi-Chi: When your father comes home.
2:10 Announcer: Between putting out fires in downtown, narrowly saving hundreds from a potential plane crash, and stopping bank robbers single-handedly, Satan City, and maybe Earth itself, has found a new hero.
2:22 Announcer: And that hero's name is...
2:24 Gohan: The Great Saiyaman.
2:26 Sharpner: Oh my god, is 'The' part of his name? What is he, a rapper?
2:30 Videl: It is a weird name for a superhero.
2:33 Gohan: I think it's kinda cool.
2:34 Sharpner: Of course you do, you're hillfolk.
2:36 Erasa: Sharpner!
2:37 Sharpner: Erasa, he knows I love him. Gohan, you know I love you.
2:40 Gohan: I guess?
2:40 Videl: He's a menace. A superhuman wannabe hero enforcing his justice on my city.
2:46 Erasa: Unlike you, who enforces your justice on your dad's city.
2:50 Videl: I'm different!
2:51 Videl: He's working outside of the law. I work with the police.
2:55 Erasa: Oh, and that makes you the good guy?
2:56 Videl: What does that mean?
2:58 Erasa: It means you're my favorite nepo baby, Videl, and I love you.
3:06 Gohan: So I can't use the helmet for the tournament.
3:08 Gohan: Can you come up with a workaround?
3:12 Bulma: Think you can pull off a do-rag?
3:14 Gohan: I mean, I can try.
3:17 Gohan: So, what do you think, Trunks?
3:19 Trunks: I think if I'm honest, Mom will ground me.
3:21 Bulma: Probably.
3:22 Vegeta: Well, if it isn't the Great Saiyaman, gracing us with his presence.
3:27 Vegeta: Having fun using our name for your stupid superhero bullshit?
3:30 Bulma: Vegeta, did you take out the trash like I asked?
3:32 Vegeta: Why? We have slaves for that.
3:34 Bulma: Stop calling them slaves!
3:36 Vegeta: Fine. Interns.
3:38 Bulma: Thank you.
3:39 Gohan: Hey Vegeta, you taking part in the World Martial Arts Tournament too?
3:42 Vegeta: Why? So I can beat up a bunch of weaklings for money?
3:45 Vegeta: I'm already rich and I've got nothing to prove.
3:47 Goku: What if I was there?
3:49 Vegeta: Oh no, the voices are back.
3:50 Goku: No, I'm real.
3:51 Goku: Hey King Kai, am I real?
3:53 King Kai: Oh yeah, no, he's real.
3:54 Vegeta: Not according to that court-ordered quack!
3:56 Bulma: Actually, I hear him too.
3:58 Vegeta: What the hell?
3:59 Goku: Heaven, actually.
4:04 Videl: So then, Great Saiyaman, what's your story?
4:07 Gohan: I'm just a small-town boy with alien blood, looking to make a difference. You?
4:11 Videl: An agent of justice, cleaning up the city and fighting against the filth that took my mother from me.
4:18 Gohan: Oh my gosh, criminals killed your mom?
4:20 Videl: Well, no, uh, I actually lost her to the Big C.
4:26 Videl: But that backstory doesn't exactly strike fear into the hearts of criminals.
4:30 Gohan: Yeah, I lost my dad to the Big C too.
4:33 Videl: Oh wow, I'm so sorry.
4:36 Videl: Cancer's a bitch, huh?
4:37 Gohan: Oh, no, I thought you meant Cell.
4:40 Videl: But didn't everyone mysteriously come back after he died?
4:43 Gohan: Not everyone.
4:45 Videl: Did you say alien?
4:46 Gohan: Who wants to learn how to fly?
4:50 Goku: Oh wow! Look at you, Krillin, you've got hair!
4:56 Krillin: And proof I had sex!
4:57 Marron: Hello!
4:58 Goku: Aww, what's your name?
5:00 Marron: Marron!
5:02 Goku: So, are we gonna talk about that, or...
5:04 Krillin: Talk about what? It's my grandmother's name.
5:07 Goku: Talk... about how great it is you can still have children.
5:13 Krillin: Uh, thank you?
5:14 Goku: You're welcome, goodbye!
5:15 Android 18: You're right, it is funnier if we act like I don't know.
5:21 Krillin: Told ya!
5:27 Videl: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
5:29 Gohan: What?
5:30 Videl: So you're this massively powerful half-human, half-alien super warrior?
5:34 Gohan: Uh, I mean, saying that about myself feels a little conceited, but...
5:38 Videl: What I'm saying is, you can dodge bullets, much less any attack I throw at you.
5:43 Gohan: Well... yeah, honestly.
5:45 Gohan: Why do you ask?
5:52 Videl: No reason.
6:04 Trunks: Dang it, I can't get him out of the ring!
6:07 Vegeta: I guess that's what I should expect from the son of Kakarot.
6:09 Goten: Baby shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! Baby shark, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
6:14 Trunks: Okay, how about we get a little spicier?
6:18 Trunks: Ah!
6:19 Goku: Nice!
6:20 Goku: Aw, hey, Gohan, you taught him how to dodge. That's great.
6:24 Trunks: Trunks pulling up!
6:29 Goten: Wait, does that mean we can use pew-pews?
6:31 Trunks: Of course we can, duh.
6:33 Goten: Cool!
6:34 Goten: Kame! Kame!
6:37 Trunks: Dude, you're not even saying it right. It's Kame-ha!
6:41 AHHHHH!
6:45 Videl: Wait, even if you say it wrong, it still works? Then why say it at all?
6:50 Gohan: Because it sounds cool!
6:52 Vegeta: Does it, though?
6:53 Videl: Oh, come on, he knows I love him. You know I love you, the Great Saiyaman!
6:57 Vegeta: Seriously, though, who put that do-rag on him?
7:05 Announcer: In all my years of watching brutal violence unfold, this is without a doubt the most pointless, unnecessary savagery we have ever witnessed!
7:14 Goku: Aw, come on, this could be way worse. She still has all her vital organs.
7:19 Goku: All of them.
7:20 Gohan: I have to do something! I can't let this continue!
7:23 Goku: No, Gohan. If you step in, you'll be disqualified.
7:28 Gohan: Damn it! You're right!
7:30 Videl: Oh God, my arm!
7:38 Supreme Kai: My true identity is the Supreme Kai, or Kaioshin, but you may just call me Shin.
7:44 Goku: Huh. Are you above or below the Grand Kai? He had a dumb beard.
7:49 Kibito: The Supreme Kai are the highest ranking of them all, actually.
7:52 Goku: Cool! What about you? Are you also Supreme?
7:55 Kibito: I do not speak to Mortys.
7:58 Goku: Mortys?
7:59 Supreme Kai: It means mortal, which is what he should be saying.
8:06 Goku: So, what's with the M's on their heads?
8:09 Supreme Kai: That is the mark of the Majin.
8:11 Supreme Kai: If Babidi finds any evil in your heart, he can use it to control you, turning you into his puppet.
8:16 Goku: Wait, any evil?
8:18 Supreme Kai: Yes, any evil.
8:20 Supreme Kai: Even using your phone during a movie, or leaving your shopping cart in a parking space.
8:24 Goku: Oh, that's super evil.
8:26 Krillin: The cart return is, like, right there.
8:28 Babidi: Hello, can I speak with a Vegeta?
8:31 Vegeta: The fuck are you?
8:32 Babidi: Name's Babidi, son of Bibidi.
8:34 Vegeta: That's stupid.
8:35 Babidi: Right.
8:36 Babidi: Well, I'm here to make you a... proposition.
8:42 Vegeta: I'm listening.
8:43 Krillin: Hold on, what about tipping? Because some places actually pay their employees, but others don't.
8:48 Supreme Kai: I mean, obviously then you tip at the places that don't.
8:51 Goku: This is why I hunt my own food.
8:52 Babidi: Come on, Vegeta. I can see it deep in your soul. Let me give you what you want. All the power that you need to defeat Goku.
9:07 Goku: You know, funny thing is, I know you're playing him.
9:16 Supreme Kai: Wait, no. Don't tell me that Vegeta has darkness in his heart.
9:20 Goku: Oh, no.
9:22 Vegeta: I'm not.
9:42 Goku: Vegeta, wait!
9:47 Goku: Stop it, Geets! This isn't like you! You're not a bad guy!
9:52 Vegeta: Since when?
9:52 Vegeta: When on this worthless Earth did I ever become a quote-unquote good guy?
9:59 Goku: You were at Krillin's barbecue last week!
10:02 Vegeta: Yeah, and I brought potato salad.
10:05 Piccolo: He is truly lost to us.
10:07 Supreme Kai: Wait, no, you mustn't!
10:08 Supreme Kai: This fight will only serve to hasten Majin Buu's awakening!
10:11 Goku: And how strong is he?
10:14 Supreme Kai: Much stronger than any of you!
10:15 Supreme Kai: No, I mean he can literally blow up galaxies!
10:18 Piccolo: Mr. Shin, you are only making this worse.
10:22 Supreme Kai: Ah, fucking mortals.
10:37 Goku: Vegeta, I don't understand. Why would you let Babidi do this?
10:42 Vegeta: You don't get it. How could you?
10:46 Vegeta: You, who's never once questioned why he fights.
10:50 Vegeta: You've always lived for yourself, trained for yourself.
10:54 Vegeta: But once you were gone, I lost what drove me to be better.
10:59 Vegeta: I lost my edge.
11:00 Vegeta: And now I'm going to PTA meetings and Krillin's movie nights!
11:06 Vegeta: Listen to me, Kakarot! I'm using his fucking name!
11:10 Vegeta: But now I have a chance.
11:12 Vegeta: A chance to finally fight you one-on-one.
11:15 Vegeta: No outsiders, no interference, just you, me, and my victory.
11:24 Goku: Alright.
11:26 Vegeta: That's it?
11:27 Goku: Yeah, look, Geets, I'm just here for the fight. You don't gotta justify it.
11:32 Vegeta: God, I missed you.
11:33 Goku: What's that?
11:39 Babidi: Finally, after all these years and all of my hard work, he's finally been set free!
11:44 Babidi: My baby boy, Majin Buu!
11:48 Majin Buu: Buu!
11:50 Majin Buu: Buu-buu-buu! Buu-buu-buu! Buu-buu-buu! Buu-buu-buu!
11:55 Dabura: I'm sorry, does he need to go back in the oven?
11:59 Babidi: I'm a clone, so I don't really remember the original.
12:02 Babidi: Dabura, little help here.
12:04 Dabura: Let me talk with him, Master.
12:06 Dabura: Majin Buu!
12:07 Majin Buu: Buu! Are you new friend?
12:10 Majin Buu: You play games with Buu?
12:11 Dabura: I am not here for games. I am the Demon King Dabura.
12:16 Dabura: Our master is Babidi, and you shall follow his every whim.
12:21 Dabura: Understood?
12:22 Majin Buu: You play games with Buu.
12:25 Dabura: What was that?
12:26 Dabura: Speak up, you pillowy pink preemie!
12:28 Majin Buu: Take you in!
12:32 Dabura: Oh, God!
12:43 Goku: Wait!
12:45 Vegeta: What?
12:46 Goku: You feel that?
12:48 Vegeta: Yeah?
12:49 Goku: New strong guy dropped! Wanna go see?
12:53 Vegeta: Yeah, I do.
12:54 Goku: Hey! See? I do know you.
12:57 Vegeta: Shut up and give me a senzu bean.
12:59 Goku: You got it, best buddy. Too bad we couldn't finish our fight, though. I didn't even get a chance to whip out my new fo—
13:10 Vegeta: Victory for Vegeta.
13:13 Dabura: Master, I beseech you, look at this thing!
13:20 Dabura: It cannot be trusted or controlled!
13:23 Dabura: It is not a child!
13:25 Babidi: Yes, Dabura, he is a child.
13:27 Babidi: A child that must be nurtured and raised into a subservient, obedient little...
13:33 Babidi: Dabura?
13:35 Babidi: Dabura?
13:36 Babidi: Where did you go?
13:43 Babidi: Man, Towa's going to be really pissed at me.
13:47 Babidi: Who gives a shit? Bitch is barely canon.
13:54 Vegeta: Trunks, I'm going to hug you for the first time ever.
13:58 Trunks: Oh, cool.
14:06 Vegeta: Hug complete.
14:08 Goten: Is he gonna be okay?
14:10 Vegeta: I'm a way better dad than Kakarot.
14:14 Vegeta: Namekian! Take the Kakarot and my son away from here.
14:17 Piccolo: Fine. I've got nothing better to do, and this is way above my pay grade.
14:21 Vegeta: But before you go, tell me... do you think I'll see Kakarot when I die?
14:27 Piccolo: What, like in heaven? Because... no!
14:31 Vegeta: Okay, fuck you! But... fair.
14:36 Majin Buu: Wait! Who said you done playing with Buu?
14:38 Vegeta: Squinty eyes on me, Bubble Yum! We're playing my game now! First rule: you fucking die!
14:46 Majin Buu: Oh, Buu has played this game.
14:49 Vegeta: That regeneration shit got old six years ago, so I'm gonna take a page out of Kakarot's book.
14:55 Vegeta: I'm gonna hit you really hard! Hard enough to wipe every last bit of you from existence!
15:02 Majin Buu: Existence?
15:04 Majin Buu: Existence is like shallow question with no answer.
15:07 Majin Buu: Buu make you chicken nuggets!
15:11 Vegeta: This is farewell.
15:13 Vegeta: Bulma.
15:14 Vegeta: Trunks.
15:16 Vegeta: And even you, best buddy.
15:20 Piccolo: Vegeta, no!
15:21 Vegeta: Vegeta... yes!
15:37 [Thank you.]
16:07 Narrator: The End.
16:27 Dende: Oh, oh, you're Gohan's friend.
16:29 Dende: A friend who just happens to be a girl.
16:33 Dende: A girlfriend, if you would.
16:36 Dende: With your nice, long human legs and, uh, normal-colored skin.
16:43 Videl: Well, I mean, I wouldn't say normal. That's got a lot of uncomfortable implications.
16:48 Dende: You know, speaking of, have you met Mr. Popo?
16:51 Mr. Popo: Hi.
16:51 Videl: Oh my god! Are you allowed?!
16:57 Goku: First off, we got good old Super Saiyan.
17:00 Goku: Everyone knows this one.
17:01 Babidi: Wait, you seriously just put Super at the beginning of it?
17:05 Babidi: That's kind of lazy if you ask me.
17:06 Goku: And this?
17:07 Babidi: Oh, okay, yeah, just cut me off.
17:09 Goku: Is a Super Duper Saiyan.
17:11 Babidi: You don't look...
17:12 Babidi: I mean, is there a difference?
17:14 Babidi: I literally cannot tell.
17:16 Goku: There's little zappy zaps.
17:18 Goku: See?
17:18 Babidi: Oh, oh.
17:19 Goku: And this... is to go even further beyond!
17:33 Babidi: Oh no, go ahead, Goku, waste the last time you have there whipping out your dick!
17:46 Babidi: Ow, do you hear that?
17:48 Majin Buu: I feel that.
17:49 Majin Buu: I taste that.
17:52 Babidi: What's that smell?
18:19 Goku: This is a Super Duper Duper Saiyan.
18:23 Babidi: I'm just going to call those Super Saiyan 1, 2, and 3.
18:26 Goku: Okay, that's boring.
18:28 Majin Buu: Oh, very boring.
18:29 Majin Buu: We fight now?
18:30 Goku: Sure.
18:37 Goku: Hey, Shin? I think your grandpa's here.
18:41 Supreme Kai: Um, excuse me, sir. Who are you?
18:44 Elder Kai: What, are your eyeballs for show? Peep the suit, kiddo. I'm a Kaioshin!
18:48 Supreme Kai: Kaio-what? But how?
18:50 Supreme Kai: And why were you in the Z Sword?
18:52 Elder Kai: Before I answer that, can anyone here pop my back?
18:57 Elder Kai: I spent 75 million years sealed away in that son of a bitch!
19:01 Elder Kai: All because of that bingus named Beerus!
19:04 Elder Kai: Wait a second. Who are they?
19:07 Supreme Kai: Ah, them? They're from the mortal realm.
19:09 Elder Kai: Oh my! What are Mortys doing on our planet?
19:12 Supreme Kai: Oh no.
19:20 Fusion! Ha!
19:34 Krillin: Whoa! Look, it finally worked! They fused into...
19:39 Krillin: Actually, what do we call you?
19:42 Gotenks: You can call me the miraculous Trunk... Go...
19:46 Gotenks: Uh... Hmm...
19:49 Gotenks: Okay, which one am I going with?
19:50 Gotenks: Well, I mean, Trunkten sounds weird, but Gotenks is like all Goten and a little Trunks, and we both know how this stacks.
20:00 Gotenks: But yeah, it does sound better.
20:01 Gotenks: Okay, then I'm going with Gotenks!
20:03 Gotenks: But I owe me later.
20:05 Gotenks: Yeah, I know.
20:06 Videl: Hold on then. Do we use he, him, or they, them?
20:10 Krillin: Why? He's not non-binary.
20:11 Piccolo: Well, definitely not. There's two of them in there.
20:13 Videl: No, yeah, that's kind of my point.
20:15 Roshi: You kids and your pronouns.
20:18 Gotenks: You can just say I'm him. 'Cause I'm about to bust a Buu. Later!
20:24 Piccolo: Gotenks, wait!
20:29 Roshi: All I'm saying is, back in my day, a hole was a hole!
20:32 Bulma: You're gross.
20:40 Majin Buu: Buu hungry! Buu eat doggy!
20:42 Hercule: No, Buu! We do not eat dogs!
20:45 Majin Buu: Buu confused. If humans eat cows and pigs, why no we eat dogs?
20:50 Hercule: Because they're cute, domesticated, and functional.
20:54 Majin Buu: So, say please and Buu not eat you.
20:57 Hercule: Yes?
20:58 Majin Buu: Then Buu want DoorDash.
21:00 Hercule: Oh, come on. They're overpriced.
21:02 Majin Buu: Uber Eats!
21:03 Hercule: That's worse!
21:04 Majin Buu: Postmates!
21:05 Hercule: They're all bad, Buu!
21:06 Majin Buu: Then Buu eat driver!
21:08 Hercule: Just don't eat people no more. Use your magic and turn rocks into food.
21:14 Majin Buu: Satan is genius.
21:16 Majin Buu: No eat people no more. Eat rocks instead!
21:20 Hercule: Wait a second...
21:22 Hercule: Did I just save humanity?
21:26 Hercule: I did! I saved the world!
21:28 Hercule: Everything's gonna be...
21:32 Fucked.
21:41 Gotenks: Super Ghost Kamikaze Attack!
21:48 Hey!
22:03 Hey!
22:05 Gotenks: Wait, Uncle Nappa?
22:06 Nappa: Hey, kids! How's it hanging?
22:08 Gotenks: What are you doing here?
22:10 Nappa: Ah, yeah, so I was having a stroke in my trailer, and it did not end well.
22:14 Gotenks: Our condolences?
22:16 Gotenks: Violences?
22:17 Nappa: Eh, it's my fault! Shouldn't have made that extra notch in the belt!
22:21 Gotenks: I don't get it!
22:22 Nappa: Ask Trunks' dad.
22:23 Gotenks: But he's dead!
22:25 Nappa: Fuck am I doing here?
22:27 Vegeta: Oh no...
22:28 Nappa: VEGETA!
22:46 Piccolo: Oh, what's wrong, little boy? Do you need an adult?
22:59 Gohan: No, I am an adult.
23:14 Piccolo: Now listen to them, child.
23:17 Piccolo: The voices of those you failed to save.
23:21 Goten: Gohan!
23:23 Goten: I can see what he sees!
23:25 Trunks: I can feel what he feels!
23:27 Goten: Brother! Help me!
23:29 Goten: Please!
23:30 Majin Buu: What's going on?
23:31 Majin Buu: Was I an egg? Where am I?
23:35 Uh, DoorDash for a Mr. Buu?
23:38 Piccolo: Oops, ignore that one.
23:39 No, no, no, wait, wait, wait!
23:43 Super Buu: Oh good, another fusion.
23:45 Super Buu: So what are you, then?
23:47 Vegito: We are a warrior born of the Potara.
23:49 Vegito: A combination of Vegeta and Go... Go... Go-rot!
23:56 Vegito: Hmm?
23:56 Vegito: Huh, that was weird.
23:57 Vegito: Why can't we say Go... Go... Go...
24:02 Super Buu: Are you two... are you alright?
24:04 Vegito: Sir, we are talking to ourselves.
24:07 Vegito: Vegeta and Go—
24:09 Vegito: Vegeta and Go—!
24:11 Vegito: Whatever!
24:12 Vegito: You can just call us Vegito.
24:15 Vegito: And Son Go... fuck yourself!
24:18 Super Buu: Are we going to go?
24:21 Vegito: Sir, we will fight you in a minute.
24:28 Goku: Uh, so he's definitely still stronger than the both of us, right?
24:35 Vegeta: And almost as dumb.
24:37 Goku: Got any ideas?
24:38 Vegeta: Well, your oldest brat's still stronger, so where's he?
24:40 Goku: On Earth.
24:41 Vegeta: So, dead.
24:43 Goku: What?
24:44 Vegeta: Then who did you grab?
24:45 Hercule: Hey.
24:46 Vegeta: Are you kidding me, Kakarot? You had to grab Dende? Come on.
24:50 Vegeta: The magic man I get, but why that oaf?
24:53 Hercule: You know, I can hear you.
24:54 Vegeta: I hope you can.
24:55 Goku: Look, I panicked, and I grabbed the Dragon Balls, okay?
24:57 Dende: Oh, so that's how you see me.
25:00 Vegeta: Well, great. We have Dragon Balls. Now we just have to live long enough to use them.
25:04 Goku: Oh, come on. I'm sure we'll be...
25:10 Elder Kai: I'll see you for more than your balls.
25:12 Elder Kai: Your daughter's a man-stealing whore!
25:15 Elder Kai: Just like her mother.
25:23 Goku: Vegeta? I think I got an idea.
25:25 Vegeta: Is it you should have saved your son?
25:27 Goku: Nope. I think I have a plan to beat Buu.
25:29 Vegeta: Was it saving your son?
25:31 Goku: Listen! I'm gonna use the Spirit Bomb.
25:34 Vegeta: No!
25:35 Goku: Why? Give me one reason!
25:37 Vegeta: I'll give you three! You used it on me, didn't work. You used it on Freeza, didn't work! And you didn't even bother using it on Cell!
25:45 Goku: Well, yeah, because I knew it wouldn't work. But it will this time, though.
25:50 Vegeta: Fine. But if this doesn't work, I will kill you.
25:54 Goku: If this doesn't work, Buu will kill you.
25:56 Vegeta: And I will drag you to hell with me.
25:59 Goku: Deal!
26:03 Goku: Guys, I need more energy!
26:06 Goku: Someone talk to them! I'm busy bombing!
26:09 Vegeta: Yeah, yeah, I've got it.
26:10 Goku: Oh, okay.
26:13 Vegeta: People of Earth!
26:15 What the fuck?!
26:17 Vegeta: Put down your trash food, turn off your shit television, and get on with it, no matter what's in your meaningless, little, insignificant, worthless human lives!
26:27 You know what? Screw this. I'm taking my energy back.
26:30 Yeah. Fuck this guy.
26:33 Goku: Vegeta, stop Vegeta-ing! You're making it worse!
26:36 Vegeta: Don't you verb me!
26:38 Hercule: Stop! You're doing it all wrong!
26:41 Hercule: Let me take a swing at this.
26:44 Vegeta: You think you can give a better speech than royalty?
26:47 Hercule: Please! I've been conning these suckers for years!
26:50 Hercule: Wait, they didn't hear that, did they?
26:52 Goku: Ugh, no.
26:53 Hercule: Good. Gotta keep that gas lit.
26:55 Hercule: Alright, mic's hot.
26:57 Hercule: People of Earth!
27:00 Wait, is that Mr. Satan?
27:02 We love you, Satan!
27:04 Hail Satan! Hail Satan! Hail Satan!
27:09 Vegeta: I swear to God, I'd let that planet burn if it wasn't where I kept all my stuff.
27:13 Goku: What about your wife and kid?
27:15 Vegeta: I said my stuff!
27:17 Goku: Hey, problem! It's still not enough!
27:22 Goku: Hey, you should probably... you know?
27:26 Vegeta: Oh, alright. But only one hand.
27:29 Goku: Holy shit!
27:35 Goku: Oh my, it's been so long. Ten years, right?
27:39 Vegeta: What are you talking about? I saw you barely over a year ago because of that Black Frieza nonsense.
27:44 Goku: Oh, right! Remember when I was black? That was weird.
27:49 Goku: I dyed my hair for a bit.
27:50 Goten: And I stopped looking exactly like my dad!
27:53 Krillin: Was that before or after we met Broly?
27:55 Goku: Which one?
27:55 Krillin: The good one.
27:56 Goku: Oh, after.
27:57 Bulma: Huh, whatever happened to Beerus?
27:59 Goku: I think he's napping again.
28:01 Krillin: And then there was Jiren. Remember Jiren?
28:06 Gohan: So did you guys ever beat Frieza?
28:08 Goku: Probably.
28:09 Goku: Now let's take Pan to her first world tournament before GT can enter.
28:13 Pan: Yay!
28:20 Goku: So you're saying you're only here because your family's poor and you need the money?
28:24 Uub: Yes, I spent all the remaining money on a plane ticket here.
28:27 Uub: Please let me win, or we are literally going to die.
28:30 Goku: What I'm hearing is I need to abandon my life at home and spend the next couple of years training you how to punch well good.
28:35 Uub: My mother has not eaten in days.
28:37 Goku: Bulma?
28:38 Bulma: Already on it! They will never know hardship again.
28:41 Goku: Man, I'm glad all the people with money use it for good.
28:44 Goku: Gohan? Chi-Chi? I know this is probably tough to hear, but—
28:48 Gohan: Oh no, it's cool. Have fun!
28:50 Goku: Really?
28:51 Gohan: Of course! We've had you home for a decade now. If anything, a little much.
28:56 Goku: Well, you heard him! Come on, Boo!
28:58 Uub: Uub!
28:58 Goku: Boob!
29:10 Goku: Okay, how about we get a little spicier?
29:18 Trunks: Well, guess we should grab the radar.
29:28 Goku: Ah, I'm sorry, what does that M stand for again?
29:31 Vegeta: Mine.
29:41 Vegeta: Yes, this is it! The fight I've been waiting for all these years! Exactly what I expect from you, Kakarot!
29:49 Goku: Daddy sharky, doo doo doo doo doo doo! Daddy sharky, doo doo doo doo doo doo!
29:54 Vegeta: This is farewell.
29:56 Vegeta: Bulma.
29:58 Vegeta: Trunks.
30:00 Vegeta: And even you. Best buddy.
30:03 Vegeta: Nope, still hate it.
30:04 Piccolo: Vegeta, no!
30:06 Vegeta: Vegeta... yes!
30:24 Narrator: And so, the narrator came back to tell you that Vegeta fucking died.
30:35 Dende: You know, speaking of, have you met Mr. Popo?
30:38 Mr. Popo: Hi.
30:38 Supreme Kai: Oh my god, are you allowed?
30:43 Mr. Popo: Oh, I like this one.
30:45 Dende: Oh my god, just steal all my men, why don't you?
30:47 Piccolo: The voices of those you failed to save.
30:53 Goten: Gohan, I can see what he sees.
30:56 Trunks: I can feel what he feels.
30:59 Trunks: Mother, help me.
31:01 Majin Buu: What's going on?
31:03 Majin Buu: Was I an egg? Where am I?
31:07 Sharpner: Oh my God, where am I? Am I inside Majin Buu?
31:11 Sharpner: Oh, this is so weird.
31:13 Sharpner: Oh, hey Gohan! How's it hanging, girl?
31:17 Sharpner: Oh, wow, he is choking the shit out of you. Goddamn.
31:23 Sharpner: You know who I bet can help us right now?
31:25 Sharpner: The Great Saiyaman!
31:29 Sharpner: Oh, I'm sorry, it's a terrible joke.
31:32 Sharpner: Oh, don't worry though, boo. He knows I love him.
31:34 Sharpner: Gohan, you know I—
31:47 [Thank you.]